Neverending Rap Battle

Guess who's back ready get vengeance
Drop kick on top of ya head splittin open your helmet
Your rhymes comin at me like pellets
My bars slice you, turning you into segments
Countin the body peaces, like I'm taking attendance
Punchline to your mouth, ganna be needin a Dentist
Roll tape over you, then cut you like movie scenes
Put animation into my hand, just to cut you like Wolverine
The beef you bring, eeehh I ate it in a BK Stacker
The beef I bring makes you wanna sit there and stammer
Your bars squeal like hamsters, make me wana reel out daggers
Stab you in the bladder, your full of **** so maybe it'll come out faster
I'm so cold I'll rap you into a blizzard man
Beating you is like playing rock, paper, scissors... with Edward Scissor hands
And I know you ain't a real nigga cuz I knows that yous a fake
You probly talk to your friends about ******* a skinny bitch, but you probly got raped
And when I spit my bars everyones like "yer done bro"
When you spit your bars everyones like "mmm.. don't know"

Bust a rhyme , crush a spine , dust a mind , lust is blind , love is ugly ,n noone wants to **** fugly,I keep hearing look for a job , n I thought we were still workin on, looking for a god , hotter then hell well cooking up a mirage , paradise is pair a dice rolling with a pair a knives prepared ta slice through the tension, women liven driven within um rhythm ,men armed ta teeth with are beliefs an harmony clearing artery’s at the heart a these musicians if you listen third eyes world wide start ta see vision ends with the minds prison rhymes wisdom times prism , one two three ,two ones,three two’s, one buck less then I don’t give a **** ,paid my dues , each way past due ,laid my clues ,am I playing games I ask you , how long is saving ya change going to last you are you saying your staying the same when you get cash dude my mouth blasts outcasts that out classed school ,cash rules every thing around the physical sounds meta-physical met a metaphor said don’t take everything so literal get it poppin kettle corn bipeds bicycling don’t peddle scorn pinnocio’s gotta stop fighting gipetto’s war ,I’ve lived in nice neighberhoods and I like the ghetto more ,elves and dragons don’t exist what are you trying to tell a dwarf ,smoke n L in the chorus ,never lost focus , lost folks trust , lost bros but never lost souls touch cant say I never lost my head but still have one to hold up ,no what ? no whats ifs buts cants,hell are demons hadn’t corrupt man , they’d rather stay in hell,stay in jail ,cause we don’t give a ****, n ham , only given cuffs , beavers only ones that give a **** were damned , I mean are insects n sex in jets the only ones that give a flying **** , wanna be down ta earth , an still higher then the sky n up

2 on 1? Here it go!
Nova and JGayPro;
that ain't a problem, you know,
They can't match my flow
Being as they both were born retarded and slow.

Hey JGay,
Try as you may, may
It's way, way
too hard for you to rap with me with spelling so ****.
Last time I looked
In the dictionary book,
body pieces had an i and e, no 'ea' in it.
I'm not calling you a fool
but, see, I work in a school
and I like grammar
just like your mom likes my wanger -
hold on, I just rang her
and she needs me to cum.
And that's c-u-m (spelled it right)
over them sweet titties tonight.

Now Nova,
I thought all this was over,
I showed ya
last time that you were just being obtuse
when you try to rhyme
with me you waste your time
because I'm
Like an amphetamine-injected mother ******* Dr Seuss.
i.am.sam
but this one don't eat green eggs and ham,
he likes to slam
your sister
and fist her
till I blister up her poontang with my battering ram.
A real man
wouldn't rely on a brother
like JGay to give him cover
like he was your lover
or like your ******* mother,
he'd handle it alone
like your sister handles my bone.
Wait, now I got her on the phone.

Call waiting.
**** it's way too hard double dating
your sis and JGay's mom; they got my cock aching.
I'll tell them both that it's over
just like the rap career of Nova
and JGay too, now I showed ya
How the big boys play.
Later gays.

All uve proved is that u got the flow of suess
and im like raps shakespeare with the power of zues
Spit lighting at ur ass but i guess ur use to that feeling
Only way sams raw is when hes getting fucked by jgay till his ass starts
Peeling
Like green eggs and ham,sam it wood take years to convince anyone ur good
Nigga sweat shirts is the closest uve been to a hood
Ill admit u beat j cuz ur use to melesting kids at school
Im phillup and ur screw, **** it ur a hammer, tool
Go have fun fuckin my mom
Cuz im sure to u fuckin a 82 year old dead woman is the bomb
Well i guess being a virgin anything is good to u
This is the after life bitch if only u knew

simple schemes.

I Challenge All of You

ummmm i'm good

lehgo.

so who wins

i'll leave ya dead in yo hotel room
im sylvester stalone son, holy crap

i honestly dont care...

eggo my red waffle you blue pancake eating nacho
you dont want beef pussies got a vegetarian taco

IT'S BLUE WAFFLE AND RED PANCAKE YOU IDIOT GET YOUR VAGINAL DISEASES RIGHT

other than that good line lol

Bring it pussy Lololololol jk don't hurt me

Eat the taco and make ya gimme a dirty Sanchez
Heard this guy fell outta the faggot tree
Hit all thirty two branches

I'm not even responding to that week ass **** lol. I'm itching to battle white monkey mofo though for some reason >

Now JGay you say that you're itchin'
to battle with the monkey, well that's bitchin' -
Listen,
don't be scared to rap with me - it's mission
impossible for you but I say twitchin'
your way out of a scrape and just ditchin'
a challenge is lame. Too hot? Get out of the kitchen.

come again cum stain baby you;ll feel ya moms pain
no crossing swords fagget, in the pussy still trying to swag dick
what r u on ur rag bitch sag tits heres a brown paper bag bitch ,money
bet ya bottom dollar
when she swallowing a baller wont make u rich money

have your girl gaggin on a red dragon well ur beggin to tag in
go mick foley on a bitch holey , socko git skully , now im just braggin
draggin arnold shwarzeneggin cum here miss reagan
presidents in the president
whole nation of monica lewinski's given head ta a pimp

Y'all ready for this.


My names money mike and I'm back on
the track all you punks ass rapper better
just step back cause I'm going click clack
boom blownin ya heads off you guys can
rap for **** no get on yola knees and suck
my ******* Dick fyi I fucked all ya chicks