Neverending Rap Battle

like the effects i put in there?

ahahaha. tinychat isnt loading for me today...

good **** homie....nice quality also....i really liked this one...keep it up

Yeah whatever you did it sounds great really brought out your voice over the beat

Two more talented mcs came on too they go by remedy and sandman

Enjoyed rapping for and with proff and white the other day fun **** its been a long time coming. Bambs u left prematurely haha we soon kick it again guys peace

There's cats on there like 24/7 practically come around whenever

what was your name?

I believe he was yoy if I am correct

lol

HYPERSOMNIA FREESTYLE

[Intro]
Wake up.
Wake up? How?
I can't wake up. I don't know how to.

[Verse]
I find it hard to wake up, I can't open my eyes
It's difficult to draw back the curtains and see the sun outside
I can't hear the birds sing or see them flying high
I can't see the children playing while wearing pretty smiles
It's hard to see the public whistle while they're walking by
Why can't I wake up, for God's sake? I feel like I've just died
I feel like my own bed's stopping me from rising
and reaching for that good old life that's appetizing
I still can't open my eyes to Tupac's death
Cause I can hear his name being said on every rapper's breath
Still can't open my eyes to Biggie's demise
For 15 years Big has lived in the skies
I wonder how he's doing at the Pearly Gates kicking those rhymes
Kicking down God's door, still with his Mac-11's and nines
Even though I'm awake, I find difficulty raising my eyes
to all the things that are making us cry
So many painful situations that are taking our lives
People dying by the weapons, and their names get inscribed
in the pages of death, soldiers are laying their lives
stepping on Middle East soil, still unable to find
a valid reason why they have to die
All the president has to do is bring them back home so they can unite
with their kids and their lives, stop the parents from crying
While seeing a picture of their deceased child
And the prettiest smiles turn into upside-down ones
I mean, if they didn't want to die in the first place, then how come
they get drafted the age of 16 without guns
to protect them, when all they'll do is die in the round sun?
I can't open my eyes to unlawful killings
I still don't know why they crushed New York's buildings
I still have trouble getting over the massacres in Norway
And in Aurora, they all pray
I can't open my eyes to the ones who were really scared
and got murdered by Holmes at the Batman premiere
What was he doing there armed with ballistic gear?
Didn't he see teenagers and little kids sitting there?
I still can't open my eyes to Michael Jackson's passing
The fans took mass advantage
of his moonwalk dance, which has happened often
His death left his little daughter Paris mourning
His brother Jermaine and sisters Janet, LaToiya
All brokenhearted like a tragic story
told in a Shakespearean theatre play
It's sad to hear today how most legends we've looked up to are spirited away
and are no longer in our lives
Come to think about it, my mother's brother-in-law has just died
He was ill for quite an awful bit of time
And it hadn't even been very long since he retired
from the police force, he was an officer in his prime
So strong in enforcing law and order
ensuring all who followed it kept in accordance with his kind
that he almost got a really good advancement to the highest
rank available, but he was offed and declined
He'd been snacked up in his house the last quarter of his life
We discovered that he was sick, and that wasn't a good sign
But I knew very deep in this young heart of mine
that this uncle who I've known was eventually going to die
A few years prior, my grandmother had expired
She was active, and never failed to receive God throughout her whole life
every time she went to church
I'm still finding it hard to shoulder and get over her demise
I'm suffering from hypersomnia inside
A very heavy sleeper, finding it hard to stay alive
Let alone stay awake
If someone chucked a bucket of water over my face, you still couldn't make me shake
Somebody wake me up so I can arise
with the sunshine that's gleaming through my window of life
so I can open my eyes

some deep **** man....i liked this one homie

man see this is a massage to ya all
the king is here keep batllen bitch ganna fall
man bitches come right up as i roll
and u aint **** nigga iammma say it once
bitch dont want to know how u ll dick look after this
bitch cause ur dead after ******* with the best
this guys gays is his only interest
bitch dont u see this protest
people want me in the air
and the dont give a **** about u they dont even care
u think u can win me
thats **** G
iamma put it once and wont say it again
bitch u aint nothin just.....lame
crowds shoutin and u they blame
cause bitch cleary ur just stayin the same
dont run through fame
cuz bitch u aint ****
and remember ma name ur mistake that u regret
iamma end this man career
so me bitch u can hear
when i say it like bitch fuckin ur mom
and bitch i know u slightly dumb
and u i give ma middle thumb
so u jsut better walk out
cuz its u nothin and this is me teachin u about
respect
bitch u winnin no bets
iamma design an **** banbino alfit
and bitch this is ma own protest
u know are on ma done ppl list
bitch ur done
its like ur career is done
rap life is done
cuz slightly lil host shot is by some bars gun
and if u ever had a record deal bitch afta this its done
bitch this is an accdint
i bet u came on confident
went out so sad
sry i know i made mamas litlle boys mad
and bitch after this no regrets i am actually glad
missin with lil host bitch thats bad
thats wat i till u little boy was noty
cuz he wrote hes rap and they were really noisy
so bitch u can say that ur rap career just died
bit at least u tried
so this just is a slight massage that ur rap levels low mines high
and bitch u can kiss ur rap ass goodbye
and this is real rap verse
and forget ur rap life and start drama classes rehearse
so no regrets
and i just blow some guys head like blaa
i listen to eminem tupac u listen to....lady gaga
so listen
bitch this was just a rap lesson

Sorry i missed the session today wat time tomorrow prof

id kill it with no intro.
columbine shot flows. who knew it'd be so influential.
i got tha type of flow this make $hit seem simple.
i dont bragg but i do point out tha obvious.
i askd god for an oppertunity, now i now what you were sent for.
your girls favorite song ,that was prolly us.
my only flaw is turning negatives into positves
i wear my own shoes cus no other fits
yet i dedicate regardless of how hard it gets
& i dontt diss cus i dontt give shits wether you get pissd
so now your dismissd and tell ya girl ima be miss break-fistt

whenever ima be on
between 10-12:30 n 2-5 6-midnight

y7o bambi how was gettin on stage ?

nigga im like a heart throb
i pop off the cob
and bitch u got a corny flow
so u can suck my ******* dick through a glory hole
so step son
hop son
or ull get dropped son
imma bout to shuck this nigga
and end his life with the pull of a trigga
even in a bread shop he cant make dough
so i put a fuckin buck shot in his nose
then i put his body in the passenger seat cuz he got shotgun'd
illz now like all the other fake G's u can brag about how u got shot son
so while im driven i see two girls who must think imma trick
cuz at the sight of my car it was like vroom chick chick
then im like wait im still rollin with illz dead ass
and ive only got half a tank of gas
and wat if a cop rolls past
wait how longs it been since ive had head last
cuz theres still a cum stain on the floor
so im like better leave before she gets to the door
shes like WAIT! im like SHUT UP WHORE!
so we're cruizen and im like hey illz u want something to eat
his corpes just lays there and smellz like feet
so i think to my self i need to get him out my car
so i stop at the closest bar
and i go hey man u want something to drink
still his body continues to stink
so quickly i shoved him in the trunk
no longer the front seat stunk
so i go inside and grab a shot
bout to leave till i see a girl looking quite hot
so i stop and could only see her from behind
i swear from that side she looked fine
so i throw a line thinking im the bomb
the she turns around it was illustraights mom
i was like ugh about to hurl
like how the **** do u call that a girl
so quickly i run out the club
feeling like a slub
grossed out
that it was illz mom i was hoping to eat out
so i get in the car re thinking life
till out walks illz ex wife
im like damn is everyone illz no here
so i walk up and ask hey can i get u a beer
she smiles then agrees
little did she know those wernt the only lips i was about to please
so i say hey lets go to a different place
a puzzled look came acrossed her face
why not go here instead of around the bend
lets just say i dont want to run into an old friend
so she gets in the car and turns her head
why does this car smell like the dead
i say it was my granddads
as far as lies go that wasnt that bad
she buys it so far
so i drive us to the next bar
we grab a couple of drinks and she starts putting on a show
we grab one more and were ready to go
she gets in the back seat
she lays me down and turns into a freak
and right in the middle of the porking and prodding
i think oh **** illz corpse is still rotting
i think damn how to get rid of the carcasse
if i never wanna stop this
so we go till we reach the climax
it shoots her out the car and breaks 5 backs
she hits 4 people on her way out
i go **** how do i settle this out
so i walk up and it was only her dead and still
atleast the other people i didnt kill
so i say sorry give em a couple of bucks
i take her body to the trunk and say what the ****
how do i load her in with illustraight
i shut the trunk well this is just great
i think wait wheres that blanket ive been keeping
cuz if i put a blanket on her in the backseat it may look like shes sleeping
so i load her in like damn she was fine
wat was she the 50th girl i gave a case of the broke spine
so i drive for a mile and a quater
im at a light and i can basically see the water
then rught next to me pulls up a cop
i dont panick till he signals me to stop
inches after the light
i was about to get into a fight
i can practically see the lake
he walks up and say one of ur lights are out the on that signals ur break
i say so ur going to give me a ticket
he says nah just letting u no so u can fix it
i say fhew and wipe my brow
ive made it to the sea now
i stared at a few sea horses
i wait till sun down before disposing the corpses
then i take them out the trunk and tie them to bricks
release them to the fishes glad to be rid of the pricks
well thats it thats my story friends
i cant wait to go to illz house and do it all over again

Yeh awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Dark nova
gonna get a going over,
find himself pushing up clover
when the Reedler steps up.
You opened your gob
to say you "pop off the cob,"
Well I seen you sucking on cock
While I'm at your momma's furry cup.

Trigger is spelt with an e and an r
You ignorant hick, now step up to the bar
And feel my hammer:
I rap with an accute skill in grammar
While you phonies just stammer
falling way below par.
If you got the time
and can count then I'm
Gonna say look up 6 lines
I used a colon back there.
That's two dots one on the other
Not the type you and your lover
probe under his covers,
all sweaty and bare.

You ignorant ****,
There's little point in your dick -
hell, you thought it was a pube till you pissed out of it.
So go on and put it away,
You can still get all gay:
Use a fist in his anus if you can make one that is.

I used that colon again!
Now you've seen two of them
(that's the number after one)... just stick to BDSM.
Put that golf ball in your mouth
And that butt plug up the... ouch!
I'm like over and out,
I rap with real men.

Look guys he comes uncle sam
Bout to get slapped on hover dam
Ur going to need a four leaf clover
If u dont want me to make u keel over
Dawg u would gett offended by me sayin nigga
How u going to call me ignorerant u prolly have never touched a trigga
**** grammer when u sleep in the slammer
I sleep with yo bitch den slam her
Bdsm? Ur about to psm or pms
Nigga ur a fuckin mess

its been hot latley
makes it worth while when my baby comes over and have a fine date see
she makes these perfect noises and i know she's not faking
her names stacey she bakes pastries and raises babies and face paints me
on a daily basis she goes by a fake alias
its not really stacey i cant expose anymore cause she's fairly famous
shes goes thru these crazy phazes and makes lady faces that i cant erase it
but shes basically makes me horny four thirty
that's when we get off work, and i get her worked
make her titties hard and while my dick is already large
i get pretty far, both her and I scream
take her out for ice cream make her actually think i care about her feelings
but im diggin the lime green skirt and those high beams you be hiding in your shirt
she laughs, and im like hey baby lean back relax
slip my hand down sleek pants and start fiddlin, yeah baby feel that
then she thinks quick this is it she gets down one knees lickin it
she turned on by my big dick picture this in a stick fig...ure drawing
go big or go home, in a lone a rig or a mobile home
i cant afford a loan so imma just hit bank on you
leave at to in the morn and smilin and thankin you
like thanks for suckin dry, thanks fuckin like uh uh but i just lie
i bust her in eye but i aint a biggie imposter
i get jiggy in my mazda get in me i drop ya pay me imma mobster
dick of a clydesdale, you misinterpet it for my tail i mean hell
my big wong makes king kongs look like the irish mans dick on hall pass
i got ya fallin back laughin, im reppin my balls and sack and
there should be a staff for a shaft like this
i mean on a mission to find a mistress
soft? ehh prolly nine inches ahahahha

man wat u aint replyin to the batlle man see ma reply