@thedarknova,
CHILDREN'S STORY (thedarknova DISS)
[Intro]
Child: Uncle Ills?
Ills: Yes, honey?
Child: Could you read me a bedtime story?
Ills: Heeeeere we go.
[Verse]
Once upon a time, on a rainy day
A rapper named darknova came to play
But I read his verse and it was so full of ****
Popping his mouth, he was so full of it
He tried to pull a stint, but I pulled one back
Until his heart gave way and he was under attack
He convulsed and he spasmed until his body collapsed
Soon as he dropped on the mat, the floor knocked him out flat (*thud*)
I knocked him with a door mat, thumped him with a sack
Stomped him in the nomads and shot him in the ass (*gunshot*)
Stuffed him in a mask before I dumped him in a bag
And sent his bottom in a van and flew it up to north Japan
He came onto this forum and jumped on jennaraps
After I fucked her up the rump without a condom or a plastic
carrier bag used to cover up the bad
cum stains that were left on top of her good rags
So darknova thought it would be fun and such a blast
to let his little mouth run like something from a tractor
rolling up a large farm while the farmer's sitting back
humming gladly, strumming dandy while he's puffing on the grass
I bought some sticks of dynamite and shoved them up his ass
Pressed the detonator and bombed him up so bad
He went flying to the moon like a cosmonaut that mashed
up his air ducts by taking off his oxygen mask
The first time I met him, he was such a snotty man
who was acting like a donkey jumping up and down like mad
Kicking his hooves, throwing him up against the blast
Going (*haw hee haw*) like someone who is cracked
If push should come to shove and the shove should come to bash
I will smash him with a shovel like that Norman psychopath
have him running like a chicken's head cut off of his ass
(*sound of hen clucking*) Cluck clucka clucka! Buacka buack ba-kack!
Does anybody know what the **** he even raps?
Tell me, 'cause I'm finding it tough to understand
**** lifting a foot up, he can't put up his hands
This guy is such a bitch, I thought he was a man!
In fact, he and jenna put up a perfect match
But as soon as the match is struck, up goes them, bam!
"Oh my God, Jenny, please hold onto my fanny!
We're going to meet God, and He's not a happy chappie!"
We picked on Illustraight, and now we're gonna pay
And now He's sending us down to burn in the flames!"
(*sound of fire burning and people screaming*)
On behalf of whitey, prof, charlie and bam
Goodbye, good night, and don't come back again!