or when i went to Mike Jacks and video taped me givin my nuts to Bubbles while he licked my nut sack, gave him a reach around and fucked him right in his butt crack????
i told this one bitch once i was like
"you aint gonna like me" and she was like "why hunny lips?"
i was like "cause a hug and a kiss leads to cum on your tits
and cum on your tits leads to cleanin a mess"
she slapped me, and told me i was acting, funny
so i grabbed her by her ponytail and said
"you listen here hunny, im not the guy ya wanna **** with"
she said "dude why?"
"cause in the moonlight, i turn into a werewolf and start to hump ****"
