Neverending Rap Battle

lookin 4 a new battle so holla at ya boy

Okay Detox, lets go...
Heres Twitch, with plenty of sick melodies,
Got support from the criminals commitin felonies,
Doin it like he should, replying to the one they call detox,
Spreading all over this site, like ******* chicken pox,
10 to 20 lines, dont worry, i'll pick a random number,
Striking your ass down, real quick, with the force of thunder,
Dont get to close, beware, i'm as hot as the sun,
You aint even replied yet, and look, i've already won,
Shoot you with a gun, blow you up, stab you with a knife,
Hope you aint busy today, coz i've come to end your life,
Dont get too tempered, calm down, this is what i do naturally,
They say i am the best rapper alive, and they mean literally,
Wanna guess what number i guessed, 14, you are correct,
You aint a mc, your just a punk ass school kid with tonnes of neglect.


Lol go ahead....

how many lines?

Maybe the stupidist question asked...........ever.......
14

Get off the Reactine, and get yourself some Pfizer,
And my battery ain't dead b****, I'm the Energizer,
And my rhymes don't measure up? B**** please,
We'd be closer to eye-level if you got off your f***in knees,
Trade my job at Staples and my punches with no sorrow,
And get a job at Dick's cuz my rhymes are hard to swallow,
While you keep applying to LP's who don't even know your name,
But you should just sign with G-Unit cuz you got no Game,
Cuz I spit rhymes like poison, and take b*****s off the menu,
But you don't gotta worry, with all that Detox in you, <---
And I'm not too much for gambling, unlike most others,
The only thing I hit on the slot machine was your mother,
If we were gambling though, I'd have all the high cards,
So talk to Bruce Willis, cuz soon you're gonna Die Hard,
All this wordplay, you should know to back off pussy,
Got enough to take nine lives if you're bold enough to push me,
So after this, don't spit back, just move down South,
Now I know you're in shock, but just close your mouth,
I got a new hobby, owning eryk is my true passion,
TheTruth b****, rockin rhymes like a new fashion

aight

14 lines that's a joke i could do that sniffin coke
don't worry i know the heimlich in case u choke
what kind of name is that twitch u gay so girls turn u off like ur a light switch if ur the best rapper alive u must already be dead
cuz i'm the only one here rappin 2 stack bread
you battlin me for u that's a bad situation
cuz ur skill is as real as a hallucination
i'll kill u like all the other mcees i versed before you
ur not a threat on this site so most people ignore you
losin to me is ur Destiny cuz ur not a Survivor
only way someone will **** u is if u bribe her
ur lost in this game like a retard at Harvard
i'll blow u up like i'm Washington Carver

last line-Washington Carver was the person who invented dynamite

YO professor
u say u've jus got owt ov jail
Joke u to much ov anti social male,
what did u do
take a young kids candy and fail
u aint the biggest wale in the sea, see YTZ knows
everything til 3003, whats this **** that u beat me
telling every rapper that u killed me LO-OK we both know that aint true
u left cos every lyric i produced threw u
u were stunned , and amazed, phased
beat u everyday, u left even before may
making a comebak like @GUYS IVE JUS COME OWT OV JAIL
please u were at school studying, all pale faced
cos i stayed here fast paced
battling ways, beating rappers un laced
whats your beef with this ****
face 2 face

YO quik kid
i see where this is going
u keep calling me out , but u aint flowing
or showing me good **** to battle with
your stiff , loosen out, if u wanna bout
jus shout dont be shy YTZ says "HI"
thats the good, this is the bad
quik kid i want u to get mad
please give me your best, u making me sad
here take this writing pad, get sum help
bring it back ill show u what every rapper like u lacks
like professor u get people to scratch your backs
back u up
y'all cant fight alone so i kill u all

Quik Kid...
Okay quik kid, i didnt ask to battle you, but if you insist,
Better watch out, coz i'm knocking rappers over like i got a iron fist,
I must be dead if i'm the best rapper alive? You must be pissed,
Dont be mad at me coz your mums the only female you've kissed,
Shot and missed, why dont you try again, reload the 9,
I've got the most recognizable name, like calvin klein,
150 mph, in a black lambo, with your girl by the side,
Children? Candy? Bribes? f*** no she came along for the ride,
You can run but you cant hide, i can, i'm the master of disguise,
But i dont need too, its just you and some other bisexual guys,
Your smell, attracting flys, and scaring of the ladies,
You think your hard, you wish, i'll just blow past in my mercedes,
Guys thought you were cool, then you started on me,
I make my own fate so dont chat on about my own f***ing destiny.

Twitch

This kid talkin about havin fancy cars when he can't even afford a hooptie
u walk around suckin truths dick like u a groupie
you walk around wit fagotts u don't know how G's ride
maybe i shuold change my name to T.I cuz i knocked u off here ASAP
you look at my ryhmes cry and pout
on here ur like JoJo cuz everyone wants u to get out
goin 150 mph yeah ok maybe in your dreams
it says u pop the stainless steal but u still miss even wit infrared beams
everyone likes my flow except for you
ur alone in this rap game so u aske Bentley to borrow his crew
u can't say **** about me kissin my mom cuz i saw u fuckin urs in playgirl
it said the woman he's doin is the one that brought him into this world

YTZ

i've buried u so much i could have grave diggin as my occupation/ur a bad rapper so listen 2 T.I's song motivation/u really put yourself in a bad situaition/i got respect from everyone here even truth/on here ur known for gettin beat in the rap booth/ur rhymes don't pack a punch it's like ur a little girl/my ryhmes are sicker than someone wit motion sickness gettin off the tilt o whirl/after i killed u aregee was lookin 2 battle u/but u didn't spit back cuz his skill rattled u/u come up every once in a while 2 take shots and run/but if i was u i'd run cuz ive killed u wit a pen instead of a gun/when people read your ryhmes they laugh out loud/on here you've been beaten by the whole crowd/u need to get the fact i beat u through yuor feeble brain/i'm like Richard Simmons cuz i made u feel the pain/only difference is when u feel my pain u get no gain/when u read my raps u get emotionally drained/u look at other top ranked mcees and get disdained/u see a shootin star and make a wish/that u could spit back wit all the **** that i dish/i've killed u everytime hittin u wit the right and left/ur like Jermaine Dupri cuz when everyone says u suck u turn So So Def/admit defeat to me and you'll be out of harms way/keep spittin stupid **** i'll send you to heaven to see Marvin Gaye/YTZ says hi to every guy he meets on the street/then asks if they'd go on a date wit him to get somethin to eat/on ur rank your barely an enthusiast/out of all the girls i fucked ur girls pussy was the ooziest/dr eyrk killed u like he slipped up operatin/maybe before u get killed u should stop your hatin/cuz in this game no one wants u participatin/i'll keep attacking you cuz i'm relentless/i'm wondering what forum ur gonna send this/cuz we all know u take our raps go 2 other forums and post em/cuz if people read your raps they'd roast them/some people actually got skill here but ur not one/ur list is blank of how many battles u won/u wanna get me pissed that's like provokin a sleepin giant/i pulled out my gat u saw a dumpster and ran behind it/my raps have punch after punch urs have nothin/u stepped to me first so let me ask u somethin/it's obvious u got no skill here so why are you frontin/you didn't suck so bad but that was a while ago/as time went by u got **** twisted and started talkin about how many dicks u blow/it's the end of the battle and i'm comin to finish it like i'm a closer/i think it's time the curtains went down on this poser

Okay quik, now its over, time for you to learn a lesson,
Whats with you mentionin T.I so much, sound like f***ing obsession,
Better send him a word of warning, stalker on the way,
I'd be very careful, coz as rumours have it, he's a motherf***ing gay,
Me on playgirl? You and the other bisexual's wish,
Coz if you came within 10 metres of me i'll serve you as a dish,
Take your blood, redecorate the walls, make it look fresh,
Your rhymes should be labeled, "raps straight outta bangladesh",
You need to shut up, listen up and maybe pay some respect,
People like you out of pity, that fact is correct,
Over 200 posts, and your still as crap as ever,
Too good for you, built for this ****, knocking you down like stormy weather.

Yo Lil Miss b is back and ready to go so if ya wanna holla at me 4 a battle then bring it on

theTruth Battle.
My rymes blind you, if you were swollen members you still couldn't watch this/
I did talk to Bruce Willis, He told me to take you as a Hostage/
Dont care if your the Engergizer, all batteries die sooner or later/
your mom wasn't the best, id give her a 2.5 if I had to rate her/
Dont know what "dicks" is, never heard of that gay ****/
you alone in this battle, you f*cking stray bitch/
you keep comin' wit wordplay, is that all you can do?/
you couldn't come wit punches, if a punchin'bag was right infront of you/
I could sign wit G-Unit, cause i'll be getting paid/
you an ant in this game, f*ck up your house and perform a raid/
I'll move down south, Instead of rippin' you head to feet, i'll rip you from feet to head/
I have a new hobby as well, making sure your gay crew is dead/
poor motherf*cker, Instead of sayin' you poor, you tell 'em you spent it/
your 20 bars couldn't touch me, I killed you. I in-ten-did/ (Intendend)
why'd you wanna battle me in the 1st place, must of really wanted to die/
another kid rock, i'll kill you and you'll be sayin' "only god knows why!"/
no one would miss you, only logic and twitch/
been f*ckin up so much, starting to think your brain has a glitch/
heres another ten bars, that well shut you up/
you could become a body builder, and still wouldn't be tough...//

there ya go Truth, I have got to hand it to you man. You heavy on the wordplay, Respect to you on that.... How long is this battle gunna go on for?just wondering, I'm not backing down if that' what ya think just wondering..

hey dr_eyk just to let u know ur rap needs help, ur ideas only stay on one idea 4 one line and then it's like u got turet's and start blurtin out randon thing's on other topic's

lmao, wtf..who are you? lil miss B? and me and truth are battling, Truth is pretty good....hate to admit it...and what do you know about battling? i seen your past raps....that's a joke..

truth comes hard with the wordplay, so I'm trying to come hard with teh wordplay, i'm trying to flip his raps around....**** you know anything? theTruth, you good man....but lets keep this going. aight.....

u put the line limit and u broke your own rule
having other people listen to your **** is just cruel
u spit to everyone but no one listens
when u have cum on ur mouth is the only time u glisten
u wish i was bi cuz ur probabbly elton johns cousin
if i see u i'd pop shots at you by the dozen
i've had alot of raps u only had six
probabbly cuz u were too busy suckin dicks in essex
ur name sounds like a character in south park
i guess u sucked a little 2 hard cuz on ur mom there's a mouth mark
i think ur better off battlin miss b
don't try 2 shoot me cuz u'll always miss me
my rhymes overwhelm u u'll feel like ur drownin
this is a rap battle not the circus so stop clownin

how many rounds is this gonna be?

I'll call truce if you want. I've said enough. Respect