@theprofessor,
once again it's the professor going up against illustraight
about to spit some **** and make it display in lowercase
**** a case, i'll throw a piece of the court wall at you
make you stand there paralyzed just like an avenue statue
get at you with the bite of the dog, biting you off
like jason slices with the chainsaw, it's a nightmare for prof
your experiment's about to blow up just like chili sauce
albert einstein couldn't comprehend your science at all
E=mc-squared, professor best be prepared
for when i let off a tear, the outbreak will spread ever-y-where
now professor is scared because the werewolf is here
to devour him like a taco-bell-wrapped mexican wrap
a chimichanga, tamale, an enchilada with nachos
a quesadilla, tortilla, or a fajita, burritos
speedy gonzales, compadre? professor is my amigo
so is bambino
I'm about to take a hit of this c-note
and pass it round to my gringos, let them take whiffs of the joint
bring it up to their nose and smoke it like red indian boys
chief running marijuana smoker
chief running ganja toter
chief running pot holder and chief running green goddess stroker
what the **** I told ya?
we're just two hip-hop brothers rolling
and playing a game of one-man upmanship with each other like baronets
like ashanti, still on it, and paul wall, we're still chopping
cutting corners like z-ro when he goes off one with bun b
the microphone is so lovely, just like a razor that's sharp
pull out the paintbrush and paint a drawing, now i'm playing with art
laying my part, holding the torch while straying in the dark
throw it up just like a festival while it plays in the park
man, i'm crazy enough to say that i'm a baby at heart
because the world is my toy, and i'm making a mark
all over the land and the sea, i'm an angel looked on
a role model that people follow, created by god
i kick it fair like a football game when i stay in my yard
and when I say "yard", i mean my backyard or my garden
or my driveway or front of house
man, I take these mothers out like a blind date in london
i stuff and satiate myself so proud
when it comes to this sort of style, i'm a bonafide connoisseur
a gourmet restaurateur just like raymond blanc
gordon ramsay or marco, or anthony worral-thompson
ainsley harriott, madhur jaffrey or nigella lawson
my formula is important, I got a good recipe for it
add a bit of autism with a touch of creativity on it
mix it up with a little dash of consistency, pour it
over the mixture, give it a whisk-up, and then stick it in the oven
until it's golden brown
i got the unique and potent sound
that's enough to go around like a carousel going round
with the horses and chariots on it
It may sound like a paradoxical paragraph
but my truth is sharp like the point of a scimitar
illustraight has graduated the whole seminar
with a bunch of grades in his backpack, so bite his ass like a candy bar
