Neverending Rap Battle

Jackhammer to granite straight up crack it attack it that verse was wack ****
Your flow is hard as granite cuz its pretty damn hard for me to stand it
It's almost Sunday I should be Restin
You'll be resting cuz you'll be dead on the 7th
Mention sonic? Then I'll upper cut you into an Apollo 11
You probably don't get it
You never should of said ****
The day you made an account your gonna regret it
I'll shove my KNUCKLES Down your through till you high TAIL it outta here
How can I give respect to a queer

Now then an forever the best
Check , ya chess , mate's
escapades cutting through ur stomach
chest a blades , Roll harder then chromed out escalades
dig deeper excavate , i've bin feelin miserably
cause ya'll wanna repeat history
im trying to create a future
Great apes as of late nothing but crime tape an computers
what a hack job , cutting away beliefs , false images who act god
Step back Dog , I meant Bitch , roll you up in a cement ditch
Prof dont just write a sentence , he's served um
ya'll need to grow some legs to walk on
some balls to **** with
b4 you get broken an you can hip hop on
cause this Mc's Hammer you Cant Touch this


............. just a lil one for a reason..............

this isn't directed at my homies , but the new people WHO DONT KNOW SHIIIT..................

"something like gettin raped by a stranger, cause you don't know who you're fuckin with" -crooked i

Where have you been prof I thought u like fell off the earth or something lol

Did anyone even get the Apollo 11 or the last 2

didnt get the Apollo one....

got he knuckle one

I'M INFECTED

infected with an infectious disease i've had about enuff, my penis is feelin rough and startin to catch a cough
my nose starts runnin, i feel an ache in my stomach, i've gone too far, **** i've done it
im nothin without this bitch, but this bitch just got me infected, im bein detected for diseases
diseases on my penis, and everyone in the waiting room of clinic knows the reasons
i just pulled a braun on this bitch, this clinic is a nightmare and ****, it burns when i piss
so i start sweating then think to late last night after the wedding, she threw me on the bed i was ready
but i forgot one thing, i never knew it would sting, this bad, my mom and dad, oh **** they're gonna mad
im gonna die right on the spot afta i tell them what i have, and it's bad enuff i just broke up this bitch
now she's got me infected and **** so i might aswell get er back this bitch, just ta break her neck and her back
and slam er against the ground until it makes her snap, cracks the black and i aint mad
im just pissed cause the hoe just ditched me for a sissy ass bitch

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWzJCSOTI6U&feature=player_detailpage

Have u seen the sonic commercial with the chicken popper things and he throws it through the sun roof and calls it an Apollo 11?

Oh God yes. Wow genius man.

don't need to act vicous , or try to rap for riches , or just to mack some bitches
im a hip hop artist I don't smack on bitches , I back fist chiclets
It ain't just back to business
Never Sold Out
actually you act like this is cool to call ladies bitches
i'll bust a nut on shady's hit list
**** with every rapper that dont git this
knuck uppercuts , all the half halfers who act like they have vision
an never witness'd a miracle spit this lyrical , what you cant hear ?the flow
pull the dick out ya ear , homo
oh no , he's so vulgar Shut the **** up an keep sucking
interrupting your daily programmin with some flow jamming soul slammin
miracle diet pill that will kill you if you try it , n it will keep you fuckin
jimmy pull your johnny out the hot tub jets
what you feel ******* fly ?
******* die
in mourge well the mortician getting jiggy wit it
use Fame , why not the already got pac an biggie wit it
use Cane, u cant afford it , u aint even got a bill to snort wit
all these midgits on my short list , what up shorty
fucked up fourty , four these get a nut up till tommorow morning
but tommorows boring so we do it now
sleep with are sorrows , snoring , wake up to that cuties mouth
and that booty's meow
all my dogs barkin , Bad Kitty says Cartman
ya'll in the dark n ,
im starting to depart embarkin on a journey to get ya gurney sparkin
defribrillate the stars n billy gates a martian martin shorts parkin in parkinsons are darker sins have us barfin ,
so gnarly im narfin , arm n hammer
, BITCH keep on barkin
Im the motha fuking MAN so mind ya Manners....

waa waa - baby crying

(doctor telling his mother when he's born )
Damn ,ur kids got heart Mam....

hmmmmm...?
a thought is crossing your mind?
must've been a long and lonely journey...

any who believe there the best
i'll eat ya lungs out ya chest
can't even breathe when ya talk ta me
this is a mockery
the name is'nt eminem u can't even doctor me
i'll grip the declaration of indepence an drop a free
into a growing community an call it oppurtunity
have half the coppers sueing me , an heli-copters pursuing me
cause im canadian ? EH what are you doing G?
Be a Gangster im a Human Being
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@professor....just some battle practic

Your a human being?..I'll stay the gangster
Ruin ur being I'm a problem like ur moms drinking
No facts in his raps matter fact its all dreams
Trigger finger itching..you'd think I live in PALM..SPRINGS
I'm a master of all things PROFESSOR be talking text
BREWS dudes ,get more CHEESE than MILWAUKEE vets
I'm flyer than falcon sets,but that u already knew
Even killed in WASHINGTON, they call me SEATLLE SLEW
Kid ain't hard,no firearms by his side,just a bum bitch
If he ever been charged?its for a powdery white substance
Deaths a fantasy make it quick..where's your urgency?
Its getting hard for me to give a **** like after surgery
My raps are hard to forget like social security
Digits...to make a long story short..lames look up to me
Like midjets..its not about life so don't make me livid(live it)
Bitch kids with wack flows..bullets never DUMP
Only time u break out the PUMPS?,is for ur sisters fashion show..lol..out

Allow me to speak my mind
As I'm standin on top of this world straight shoutin this speech I rhyme, feels like somethin like I gotta defeat tha "I",
testin my soul as I gotta go meet the "eye",
I want the whole world to bow ta my feet, I lie.
As I'm talkin to ol' Lord (Lucifer), I'm proud ta be that guy,
but ol lord, don't know that I lied, ima keep this shine
then defeat this crime that's makin us crowds losin our stinkin minds, illuminati, yous a foul so ima sink ya shrine.
Cause I rather keep what's mine
Leaderwise
then become the lead, we rise.

@sin2win...
I was gonna come after u considering the first bars u posted...but that was actually pretty good,,,lol

Plus I gotta save some bars for the professor..cuz I know he is gonna get in my ass...lmaooo

Good one?

It was a good message but the rhyme scheme is to simple complicate it up and respond to my verse if you want

yo, you got studio equipment?

so technically, im not suppose to be sayin this but ill say it, i dont bow down to NO woman
and technically imma bout to be a bully, to these womens, to these mistresses, so listen closely
im mostley a nice guy, but when im bit twice shy, i bite back the guy who practically
kissed my dick, im soley, i aint involvin any names but these dames are all over my name like flies on ****
and if i said **** about anybody or anyone this could turn into one big war, between men
between whores, so these women, im so sick of um, i just say **** um, or maybe even suck um
they can suck on, my dilly wally, my dilly willy, my dinky slinky, i have names but you dont need to know any
you dont know me really, im a dick but im so silly, so say what you want, say what you need
but i aint bowin to no woman, no, no, no woman, bow down to me so sudden

so woman! listen to me, im tellin you the way you need to treat me
woman, im no push over, but ill push you under,


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzO1b3edZpE&feature=player_detailpage

@bambino...that's my only problem....when I moved...had to sell my ****...sorry if that fucks up the colllabo...working on it tho..I really liked that beat and concept..hopefull someone can do u justice on that track...ur verse is tight