Neverending Rap Battle

I'm like slipknot a bullet'll make a witch pop/
Slicker than the dildo your bitch bought/
Eat flaming rappers so I **** hot/
Watch me cheapshot these amateurs till they wits drop/
I'm racin to the beats, the chorus is where I pit stop/
To re energise my lines, your disguises just aint fine/
my pens rewind and send a crisis up your spine/
Visors on the blind, I spin like the chains on the saw/
A wicked vicadin addict addin brains to my brawn/
I could dismember a chess board, bloodstains on the pawn/
Gunshots unlocked makin them bullets rain on your lawn/
Shakin the rhythm out Akon, I go attackin Yelawolf/
Grab a rim and score a kill with Shaqille O Neal and the fella's crew/
Hella true, broken skeletons and frail tissues/
I'll make em hail disses, seperate your heart from the rest of your parts with scissors and then fix you/
Trick or treat you, I wouldn't call a bitch cool/
even if the beating left the bitch blue/
An oxygen cut makin the hallucination rough/
I'll make ladies bleed more than menstruation does/
This a new nation, survival of the fittest stuff/
But reviving the flames of lost passion is tough/
Your reputations a bluff, I be killin it with a nine n a glock/
At 9 o clock right on your lawn after torching your porch/
Corpse stinks like em socks, more pain than a plier pinch on your crotch/
Or a hint of acid on a pint of Scotch/
Bitches dickride Organik hot, **** the king of the dot/
Venemous ink in my pot, I'll be the next best thing on your block/
Wannabees pussy they flinch at the sight of a cock/
My tongues a sniper, no sayin what it does once the sight has been locked/
My spit like a shot from the mic, watch the targets get popped/
My rhyming's like a lullaby but once the beats are high, baby yo cradle is rocked/
Dead on the spot, reeling to get back/
Face the Beretta and watch your feelings get cracked/...

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I've tripped ...... slipped over this banana skin
Something has dragged my backside back into rap again
Maybe it's the battles broadcasted on YouTube
Or perhaps it's Michael Jackson back on his "hoo-hoo"?
Back on this bullshit, and I've just hit a bull with my dick
So now it's fallen over with the ground smooching his lips
'Cause I've been riding on rap's balls so fast you would think I was a rodeo
Do-se-do'ing with Dolly Parton
Oops, that sounds a bit vulgar, I beg your pardon
Rapping country-western just seems a bit retarded
Dancing with my Stetson hat, get the rounding started
Round up the cattle, put them back in the stockyard
This is cowboy talk, I'm doing a hammer dance
Wriggling my legs like mad until I crap my pants
Now's my chance to get my groove on and sell it like mad
Monkey-walk it to the drinks bar and order a glass
And perhaps afterwards, I'll reach out and touch some ass
And when I say ass, I don't mean touch a donkey's sack
I mean go to a prostitute and ask to rub her crack
**** her in the trench, plant some seeds right up that back
And I'm not supposed to perceive women as objects
I'm not Vigilante*, I don't traipse round with Armani armpits
thinking I'm a gangster when I just got my ass kicked by an old man
who was probably wearing Wu-Tang garments

- over the beat "Hammer Dance" by Slaughterhouse.

* Vigilante is a really bad UK rapper.

thanx rhyme killer,,,u bambi and especially illustraight always come with heat,, i left,,came back,,**** was on another level,,i had to step my game up,,,salute

wowww.. talent level on this site is beyond great.

rhymekiller, shutdownpaw, whitey, prof, and ill gooood shitt fella's



impulsive, revolting, insulting, i slit a sluts throat with a gold ring
shove a 12 inch drill bit in ya fuckin butt cheek cause imma a pain in the ass, ya catch me?
catchin my drift? cause i just took a **** on a peice of drift wood, with a pinch of cocaine up my nose look!
im not the kind of guy that dates women, i rape women with and inject them with snake venom
shove a pink linen, shoe or moccasin up yo ass im fibbin
killin kids as i dress up in a clown suit oohhp there's another lawsuit
lethal injection, aww shoot, my loot fell outta my back pocket
im reachin for the door but i cant lock it, my ligements are bein torn from my arm socket
green river gary here to kill a fuckin prostitute while im nude in a genie suit, yeah call me rude
dont wanta **** with this ************ im the new, im the real mccoy boy, strange enuff ta kill ya with a tonka toy
i can be yo boy toy, the one ya fiddle with at night, i destroy, i deploy a parachute while im leavin you with a plate of tofou
girl dont act upset cause i just set a bomb in your daughters toy set, dont act bashful cause i bashed an asshole with fastenal wrench set
make ya eat the bits and peices of metal and jesus, dont look at me with a doubtful face cause i give ya reasons
a jiggalo is what i am, so fall back on the couch with a spoon and a can of jam, cant a man have some fun with his lyrics?
switch um round, stitch um about, fill ya nostril with pain killer, or a cane pillar, there all the same, they're all killers

i stimulate ears never emulate peers
they demonstrate fear,i disintegrate queers
menustrate and tear like some ******* onions is near
i stop weak flows for fun son like docks and piers
you accept cocks on tiers,send me to hell?
i've been there and back,im quite comfortable there
i got this **** on lock my dear
shut is what it is,,amongst all these aints
price on your head bitch,,im thinking new orleans saints
carrie ann inaba DANCING WITH THE STARS muphucka
sweet sounding BRUNO MARS muphucka
always sittting in the back of a car muphucka
only way thats my position is after giving you the business
i slaughter ****,,you giving me the business is because i came and extorted
whip out a 8 ball,,made your fuckin 5 year old snort all of it,,,holla

so we start like this, a couple hugs, yes and a couple of kisses
kisses on the lips or on the cheeks, mind was mystique when you were around me
you found me, cupid had an arrow knocked but couldnt pound me
hatred, love, or happy feelins sorround me, they drowned me
till my soul cant keep its own head above water it arroused me
but now my body feels likes it's goin down stream
it hits me in the head and main frame constantly
like a dozen bombs off in the air and bombing
the grip of a vice, advice this time isnt gonna work because
i LIKE bein herpe free and i LIKE my privacy and courtesy, and i know ya notice me
ya probably see me every where ya go, dont ya?
i dont doubt it for one second, not even if i had a bottom dollar would i get on top of you or let you get on top of me, for petes sake
fuckin whore, ya had plans, but i didnt plan on doin ****, ha, the only **** i had planned was your ass hole, bitch
and cupid is back at it, but cupid is a mad faggot, HA Ha, cupid ya missed me, so **** you!
ill cut you, till blood drew, take them damn arrows and throw at the bitch you aimed for, that stupid whore
the one that i threw OUT the door, the door, did i fuckin studder? i think i did, ************

Hardbody bambino..fire...salute

@bambino...I slit throats with a gold ring?...whoa..easy on em,,lol

gotta think of the erotic things man... makes it fresh.

call me Bambi. Bambino was the old term.

GOTCHA,,,i have learned,,,to learn,,,,,,just read the impulsive verse,,,thats a battle winner right there,,holla

my life is fuckin music and work,word for word abused by a jerk?
thats hard to happen,like rebuilding japan,,just using some dirt,,,holla

It's been a while so I thought I should holla and spit a few rhymes...

I've been on sabbatical keeping it practical
Keeping it real my deal is to speak factual
My mandible speaks with more might than foresight
Got a show in 4 hours so I'm goin all night

Drinking the ale, till I turn pale
Chasing whale tail till my worm fails
Cos I can't say this just in a plain way
We go all out like puke in a lane way

Peace homies, keep up the real ill ****...

^real ****

APRIL SHOWERS FREESTYLE

I'm pouring April showers, talking crazy jargon every day and hour
Flat as a doormat the way I lay the language downwards
God gave me the power so I could spray it around
like a gauge that's being powered
leaving these name-dropping cowards layered with flowers
Crazily stout, weighing about eight hundred pounds
as I gaze at the dial, the weight that's astounding is making me frown
Plus I have an ache in the bowel 
as painful as a stake to the heart or a sharp thistle piercing my anal canal
People label me the craziest creature in town
'Cause I act like an adolescent pulling the cheesiest scowls
A geezer empowered by the meanest learning disease that's around
Except it's not a disease, it's just a tendency to make the freakiest sounds
whenever I'm creeping about in the streets with these devious clowns
always making jokes at my expense and screaming out loud
Wheezing and shouting 
like a group of geese being devoured
or fiends sneezing the powder and getting it all over their jeans and their trousers
Call me Speedy Gonzales
'Cause I can deliver these rhymes at a fast speed when I'm rapping
Kinda like a submachine when it's clapping
Make your hearts sink deep like submarines in the Atlantic
and cause you to tweak like paraplegics and spastics
You can heed this a classic, you're gonna need this for classes
Professors teach it like Maths and nerds read it like atlases
You can file this in your folder, magazine or paperback it
It'll leave your brain racked; it's a secret, you can't hack it

im about to turn on a dell(ADELE) start disrespecting you
a definite your credits turn into deficits,decibal levels do too
desolate destitute dude,,never mind, i hope they never sign,,SOMEONE LIKE YOU!!
at the end of the day,,i still wish nothing but the best for you
dont forget me remember you said,,i wanna grow up to be just like you
SMASH ya BRAIN,visit you in the HOSPITAL,mom always said finish your VEGETABLES,,,out

Love that last line

Crack you in the back with a baseball bat
You a vegetable now and I'll finish you STAT
too easy its cheesy and I almost feel sleezy
six feet under and i've torn you asunder
Hit so hard your head's boomin' like thunder
I'll wish you the best on your way up to heaven
And I'm laughin' much louder than the engine I'm revvin..
Now you stopped at the gate cus' I taught God to hate
on the likes of a no-nut trick like you
now I'm wastin' my time on this rhyme and I'm through..

U JUST GOT SHUT DOWN! POW mofucka

Come on clown..u interrupting me fisting my girl
shut me down?...how?..u don't even exist in my world.....out

One line flat line...lol

@whitemonkey..good looking homie