Neverending Rap Battle

I mean Im glad we can talk this out cause you know how I feel about you as an MC and a lyricist. I mean right now I think Im too much like Big L cause his music is just dope but I mean i know you have passion by the way you post your ****. I may have taken wrong but dont get ME wrong i love criticism and tips. I may just've took it wrong my bad.

Did you know Snooki lives in your city/town?

Yeah lol she lives in the city part I think though

im the type of guy that cuts off your legs, punches you in the face, till you go insane and cut off your other leg
more blood stains on my carpet than there was in Osama Bin Ladens hideout apartment
crazy as **** man, dont be afraid to face it
draw more blood from your arm than an AID's patient
causes hysteria, givin your brain maleria, cause im an itch that cant be scratched
yeah, still gettin back up from that back lash slash whip lash, whip ass, true facts, yeah only I can do that
so relax, sit back and just have fun, take a sip of this hard liquor but dont puke on my rug (barfing noise)
stunt gun to my head, after Kfed shaved my head, pull the trigger, still wont end up dead
check her vidals, britney why didnt you just do it? we all know you're sudicidal
all ya had to do was take a bunch of tylenol, but instead we get to poke fun at that shaved head (ah ****!)
im just playin around, but i dont like pop stars, and quit frankly that's what you all are
so i drive this knife straight thru yaa heart now (ow)
so far in, three surgeons wont have the urge to be able to take it out

now im reved up with chainsaws, with my face in gause
smokin sigars while im chasin ya with a freddy mask with the claws
catch ya and throw ya in the closet, reach for the condom in my back pocket, but i dont got it
but we wont worry bout that, just take the day after pill, cause i got that
disconnect necks, disengage legs and use em as pegs to walk on fags
but i shouldnt be talkin cause i **** anything thats walkin, even if it's retarded, so dont even get me fuckin started
im on the brink of death, on the edge, in the air now, bout to hit the ground, everthing is still now, but im still wowned
still tempted, still want to kill, im in it, i smell death, ill be there in a minute
a breath mint cant take away the smell of my breath, the smell of death, eat up till theres nothin left
bones, guts, the whole fuckin nine yards, we can make it ten if you add yours
add your servings, add your murdering, as im gurgiling a full dose LSD while your bloods curdiling
still mudering, and we aint talkin bout humans, you got it backwards, we talkin bout this beat and other shook rappers
it's distarous, still goin thru adolence manifestin in the night time, its the right time, like Obie said, it's Jimmy Lovene time, haha

Slaughterhouse-Microphone Beat

most people dont know what im about
that's then i tell to shut there mouth
cause i could care less what you think about me because i dont give a ****

my mind is on a roller coaster, up and down, then back on coastin
i think ive just had enuff, i think i might be givin up, givin up
givin up what for what? who for who? or why and how?
this dream i've been chasin is a mile ahead of me now
im so astound, my mind dont know what to do, my heart doesnt know who
doesnt know who it wants to be, but my gut tells me
that it should it be me, just me, that's the truth, my mind is hangin loose
it's a branch, why not just shake it loose, i know what im doin
but i dont know ****, just some idiotic kid tryin to be a star
with a mic, and a beat, but no guitar, this kids bizzare, goes way to far, but im jumpin off balconies and fall down open arms
on the hood of cars, the roofs of bars, and that's what im raisin, im rasisin the bar, to my expectations
to my imiginations, leads from a smart ass comment, to fuckin sick phrases, to bein called the greatest
then all you have is haters, on your nuts, to on your ass, to them crawlin up your ass crack
yeah, that's what i do, i make you laugh, you cant hold back wants ive gone to that
**** yeah! ill hold my nuts, ill build the dutch, till i cant see much, till i put up a nut
put down my nuts, pick up a mic, and now i feel it's time, readin rhymes, it's all in my mind
and i imagine a crisis this time, christ to stop this time, dont stop this watch
keep it tickin yeah dont press stop, no dont even look at it, dont even peak a glimpse
it's all in one instance, my instincts tell me this, and that's about all i have to say
all i have in this tank, in this bank, my money is runnin out, seriously its runnin wild
it's runnin now, but i cant give up, no money, but that fuckin sucks, it's all a rush
but ill gain it back, just check check the next track

i just looked over at what you were saying last night. and i understand what you were saying. it's just that i never really ever get compared to eminem with my music. i understand thoroughly what you said now. i actually appreciate it now that you said that. actually, the first time you told me about my flow and how i shouldnt copy eminem, that changed my whole style. and i thank you for that. i took it wrong last night and you were completely right. i took it as if you were TELLING me to quit rapping like eminem, i mean, i rap to his music a lot just beacause im a huge fan of rap in itself and intiredy. once again thanks. i now take it as a compliment. good luck on your studio work. cause once ya get that **** goin, you wont wanna get off the board. thanks again! peace.!

yoo man u cant rap
u lil fag
stop shittin words bigga than u
man ur rap was neva true
watch u tryna be the next 8 mile
man they call me the king of freestyles

Intro::
yeah, mahhn, this is, Bambi, my name, year 2000 900 thousand galaxies and centuries in the future
with a, fuckin, gat made of cereal, cause i be called capn crunch, haah, yeah

Verse1::
my, hearts broken-but, my souls open, my, guns totin, and i
cant feel nuttin but my guts rip open, and
i just wish that, my head could be re adjusted but uh
i feel like ****, but my hands dont feel ****
so, why would i love U, when i love W
and why would i want a relationship, when im on a boat?
and why would i come crawlin back, when i know how to walk? oh
jigalo, so low, i cant even get high, so hot i cant even get cold
so take a load OFF, but, you can turn me on, we can laugh along, so the night moves right a long
no kissin, just fuckin, no huggin, nope, we still fuckin
the lobby of the hotel, i hope ya know where it is, no kiss, cause ill be too busy callin room ser-vis
this is, the **** that i do, make ya think that i love you, **** you but no feelins from me to you
so on the way out, becareful fo the door it may just hit ya in the ass ya whore, go, go, leave
im sure we'll meat again, get it MEAT again, ha ha

Hook::
SO, oh, oh, SO, ohwoah,
i got a feelin bout this night
i got a feelin that's just right, it feels alright, with you by myside, this very night, it gets me high, so high-----
And I said
Oh, you make me, go, insaeene, but it feels so greaaat, go awayeee, from meee, i dont want cha anymore, no more, no, no, ya fuckin whore



experimenting once again. gotta intro, verse and hook.

I just watched an old episode of Wild'N Out where Kanye West made an appearance. For some reason, I pictured myself in there squaring off against the Red Team.

This is Wild’n Out, but I’m not mad like you
Nick Cannon bites, so I’ll diss you just to badly spite you
Even though you have a hundred fans beside you
I don’t think any woman or any man likes you
Damn, it’s spiteful
I’m ripping Cannon to smithereens
Arrrrr, I’m a pirate – walk the plank with your little jeans
My hit is mean, got a killer lean with a clean
kick to your rigid spleen like Double Dragon, bitch I’m Jimmy Lee
Got moves to make this insolent kiddie flee
to the jungle, where the apes, chimps and the gorillas be
Which is ironic, because he looks like a monkey
Too much cocaine has got you shook like a junkie
Just like Ja Rule when he took too much of that X in him
Begging 50 Cent to come to his crib and sleep next to him
They’re a couple of homos, giving hummers in a Peugeot
You ******* little mofo, I’ll smash you up with a yo-yo
Watch Nick go up and down, spin around and come around
What goes up must come down, punch him with a thud and pow
******* ouch!
My fist is heavy it makes him go underground
Like a mixtape by DJ Kay Slay with his Drama style
Go against Illustraight, man, you fit to fail
I’m bringing hell like Satan, the Devil wants to wish you well

What the **** are you doing?
That is the question. Come a little bit closer i want to teach you a lesson. You , my friend , my buddy, my pal. Its time you get the truth out.
What up everybody its FST,
Please simmer down go and take your seat
Cause there ain't no peace
I seen alot of motherfuckers who entered the contest and they so weak
A small percentage of niggas started off soundin' okay but they didn't ever remain on beat
Im tellin' you right now
If you ain't already submitted it then you ain't gonna make no cheese
Sorry Bro - sorry to bust your bubble
Put the mic on down go the **** home and cuddle
I spark up on rappers and creep up so subtle,
And then they yell "uh oh I don't want no trouble"
Come take a journey into my cut throat jungle
Where rappers and sluts are so puzzled
Everydayyounotice imrollingwith heavyartillery
Nigga I can come **** around and crush your hustle
Yeah - oh right - I bump it, all night - I got bitches on my dick,
They say the love me all the time and I still sound very fly
Even when I don't try
This here is my jump off, I call it Suicide
None of you niggas are about the prosper
You are more bullshit then waka flacka
Don't crowd on me cause im not your papa
Im as hot as lava
2012 I'mma stop the drama [OH YEAH]
I know be yapping alot
Maybe because I have the fattest of cocks
Im Me - you should be mad that your not
Now sit and wait for dat madness to drop.

Yo
I bet when you showed that verse to your mother, she was really pleased with it
But your father threw it to the dog and let him sink his teeth into it
Now all you have to do is put that straight on a beat
It'll make radio airplay ...... on KATT
It seems that Forspector has had his career reinstated
The corrupt cop's comeback made his chief elated
Assigned him to a desk job taking a lot of calls
While everyone else captured criminals .... well, he was still answering calls
The superintendent dubbed him the boldest cop in the force
He was on day duty patrol in his boxer shorts
The traffic wardens fined him, the winos spat at him
Every gangster in Little Italy took a spiked bat to him
And just when we thought this Police Academy troop survived
He got picked off by a hitman, the bullet went through his eye
Here is your jump off, you call it Suicide
I wish you did jump off, so I could say, "See you, goodbye!"
I wish I could do something just to make him cut the crap
He rolls with heavy artillery ..... in a tank-top and cargo pants
He entertains his comrades sexually by doing an Army dance
in a USO show and makes the sergeants throw up their hands
Yeah, I'll "go the **** home and cuddle" when I jump in your sister's bed
She goes undercover on my nuts and gives me head
I told her to show me her feet, she uncovered her tits instead
Plumped them against myself and rubbed them to get them wet
Four more lines then I'll bid you auf wiedersehen
You have a fat cock, you're on the Viagra binge again
Take a cinnamon bark and stick it through his teeth
Now that's what you call taking the bitter with the sweet

So i'm a flop naw, thats where you guys are wrong
I **** on niggas that's why i rap with a diaper on
Dont be approachin me with none of your mess talkin about where i belong
Just tell your friends all about me and sit and watch as they minds get blown
Niggas on that basic ****
Now imma go ape a bit
I know yall prayed for this so dont trip heres a hankerchief for your razored wrists
My flow gotta few ways to switch
Niggas act hard imma change the script
Everybody beggin to be up out of ya mind
Cuz you know i got skills and you cant prevent
When i lace a hit you impressive none
You can take it as a lesson son
If you were smart you would drop the mic and try to stick up a bank with a weapon drawn
Tell a man what's left to pawn
That's the reason that the west was grown
But I set the bomb when it blows up you niggas aint know where the heck im from
Im keepin it raw for sure
Flow so diabolical
You all should know
That it took like ten whole years just for my balls to grow
No overnight success im strugglin just to write this mess
The rode to righteousness was more than worth the skills that i possess
My swagger makes yo girl want to cut like upper
Im mad hot dog my 16's should come with mustard
If you think i have a big head then you havent seen my brother
cuz back then niggas swore i wouldnt make it rappin
And promised it couldnt happen and hate it with a passion
And a mixtape later i silenced the laughter
Now the same ones would prolly suck my dick if i asked them
Its obvious i have it locked like CAP's
Rockin to a bitch fight beat that slaps
I do it major Poly Sci & Bio
I dont have haters only fans in denial
Now gimme a minute to hop in my zone and Im makin em pop like mary
Im rockin the party to act all retarded im makin em pop like cherries
I know this nigga is wild, but i will knock him down
Just answer this question for me how you like me, how you like me now?

MC's sending pleeds cause they envy me
My serenity to flow is like a galaxy
It blows you thru ya living room and out ya balcony
Death by gravity as yer body forms from abnormality
I watch as rigamortis becomes gorgeous
Laying on ya back like a tortoise with no fortress
Thor cant lift the hammer that my hand morphed in thru metamorphosis
Of course this is the uppercut that breaks others corpses
The pain courses into instant death
Its as if my rhymes have dragon breath
With more stored inside my platinum breasts
So don't you mess cuz more rhymes are stored up in my dragons nest
They'll poke you until yer eye is vexed
It'll scream so much red that satin 'll be perplexed
And illuminati will want yer soul to be the next guest
Have you found out how complex my mind gets yet?

"Cogita ante salis.""Cogito Ergo Sum.""Cemel Dosce" "De omnibus dubitandum"
"Carpe noctum!""Carpe Diem!" "O diem praeclarum!"
"Sine Virtus, Sine Laus.""Veritas Vos Liberabit""Te Amo"“Apertus Animus”
"aut viam inveniam aut faciam" "amor vincit omnia"
"Ad astra"" Acta non verba "
"Ab imo pectore""Amor meus amplior quam verba est "
Ecsss-specially not gonna lie every word is "bonafide"


TRANSLATION-(Think before you leap) (I think Therefore I am.) Know Thyself) (Everything should be questioned ) (Seize the night)(Seize the day) (Oh, what a beautiful day!) ( "No guts, no glory")(The Truth Shall Set You Free) (I Love You) (A Beautiful Soul )( I will either find a way or make one)( Love conquers all) (To the stars) (Action not words) ("From the bottom of my heart") ("My love is more than words")ecspecially Not gonna lie every word is (Authentic; genuine)



Peace Prof ......

bloodstains for clean outlooks

Blood stains for clean out looks , street knowledge never took out books ,
Write um on the mic b4 lifes dones , nice knifes guns , G-rides without license
slicing rolling dice n ,patrol pay roll parole pay doh , or they go in a hole n mice men , enticing a brawl , plato a thought , tyson ta brawl ,make cake iceing n all the bakerys that make the G's , Az's ,BC's, Deeze Eazy E's Dmx's Master P's Funk master flex's , Blast a piece , ash the reef, cash the street , smash the fleets , ass ta sneaks , smash the beaks , blast ether put ya ass to sleep , c4 a whole block blast a beat, cop , snatch the quap ,dash strapped reebok ,ur ass aint running **** , enough of the cheap talk , go buy a clue or walk back to D-block.... i got a 1st class ticket for your ass and whereever u want me to kick it .....

Peace Prof .........

Rap is for sensless losers!

RATE THIS YO...
I go spittin the roof of the place /
insanity caged is an understatement to my rage /
split your vein then stitch it again at your post mortem/
till the doctors confused if you were stabbed or killed and then stored rotten/
or if it was a suicide with no note/
fools hide when they choke/
hit the bulls eye its no joke/
music gets ya high don't snort coke/
a bullet through ya wallet, you'll die broke/
no lifeguard around, die hard drown in my flow/
murder with a verse its cadavers in a church/
I'll go Ripper on a Dahmer but I try to cram the urge/
man I'm dyin to go berserk, needles, damn that **** it hurts/
If my wifey died on me I'll slam that bitch up out the Hearse/
cause its mayhem when I curse, I'm slowly merging anger now/
scourged at pillars by bitches knew I shouldn't hang around/
last bitch who had doubted me was strangled at her house/
they came to free the hostage, found a stripped and mangled corpse/
man I'm crazy when I'm sober I go shady when I'm drunk/
I bit the collar off a doberman ,hung the beast up from a bunk/
you could call me an animalistic cannibal cause the shits what I've become/
I dunk these rappers heads in a basket, then I feast upon their chunks/
I dip my hands in holy water, holy lord they turnin numb/
first time I vodka'd rum at once, spat out a burning lung/
I aint done describing ****, the story's just began to turn to fun/
last time I stepped into a church homie, murder of a nun/
but the knife didn't slide into her **** cause it seems the knife was blunt/
she didn't at all plead mercy but begged to end her life with guns/
cause they are a substitute instead of the tool I use so evil/
a stab can feel more brutal than a bullet through your cerebral/
Don't call the cops on me, its dawn you see, I don't hate all these people/
But when I chop and swallow souls, only then my stomach feels full/...
RANDOMLY STRUCTURED TO EMINEM'S 3 am FLOW AND HOPSIN'S 'PILLOW MAN'...

man wat ur callin ur self pro
i eat 1 meal this guy east 10 combos
haaah life iant easy nigga
i rap like mista weezy with no triigaah
ahh thats ok lifes a game
rap batlles are hurricanes
dont diss uncle pro
i spit ryhmes nigga i flow

Not if you do it right

Dude know better and ignore that troll who probably gets high listening to Hannah Montana or the Jonas motherfuckers.