Neverending Rap Battle

Look, this how it goes, listen

I'm awesome, kill you while I'm yawning
You bathe in the river man, your people fuckin starvin
see me Imma star, **** Hindu bitch I'm mobin
got my swag on fuckin nun named Molly
So I killed Visna and Shiva cause I'm the one and only God
got my dick blessed in your fuckin holly cow
Got so dissed your mum sayin wooow
I'm sck like I got a lung cancer activated
or a fuckin astma so I take my breath with respirator
with decored rhymes like I'm fuckin decorator
As I killed your saints you can fill an aplicaton
You got killed by fuckin Croatian
What the **** you gon say to rap your nation?


Nuthin personal, I love indians
Just rap makes me go hard

Well I'm kind of spent on time hit me wit a verse and I'll respond in a little I got baseball practice aha

Oke, I'll come up with it in bout half an hour
****, lets make that an whole hour lol

What happened to an hour

Lol . Nikola Tesla is the man ................

One of my fav inventors , whats poppin ya`ll ? lol


aight more fresh blood good stuff everyone glad to see the community growing in a positive direction

Illusstraight ............Ill as ever homie but you knew that

rhymekilla def got talent an ideas homie ,,, an yo doesnt mattter where ur from if you want it bad enough you can get it ;D

ima probally throw a track up tommorow and whitey ur long awaited reply my bad 4 takin so long .........


MBK

till infiniti an beyond divinity

Hey, Bambino.

I'm still waiting for the response that you said you were gonna post a few weeks ago ........

stop trying to be the next einestien
mothafucka i am frakiestien
who are u to create me
mothafucker i bet u hate me
this guy is gay bitch stop tryinna date me
akrap8
will bitch at least iam straight
ur ma fuckin slave u aint no friend or mate

AKRAP Here it goes...dissin Hindu Gods and the cow don't mean **** to me...I'm a roman catholic homie. A christian. Born and brought up in the middle east. Aiight heres my reply ... CHECK IT

AYO

*You got asthma ? If I'd take ya respirator away, you'll be dead in this now/
*Can't expect much from a fag who says he's got his dick in a cow (??)
We kicked the Brits out our territory/
Single handedly/
Non violently/
Now gimme ONE famous personality that rivals Gandhi to come out that literally unknown entity you call your country/
Famed for sluts dressed honkily and mommas naughty/
Croatia, where man's best friend is a horny donkey/
Kiss my dick and I'll let you win, that's an offer you Croatians can't resist/
I doubt you got a nationality homie, the rest of the world barely knows y'all exist/
Lil grape, if you're ripening I'll crush ya like onions/
Croatian fags think they can get bigger by dickriding Russians/
Lil maggots milking animals instead/
Makin a livin spinning a thread/
Wannabe Cowboys, bad **** happens if you make an 'Indian red'/
Y'all squeeze cows, we squeeze ladies/
Our per capita in dollars, yours is meek pennies/
Drinkin cheap Henny/ bitches givin birth to overweight babies/
Wannabe Gs, y'all couldn't be slim if you tried to act shady/... HAVIN FUN


Hey is anyone gonna judge this battle ?

yo thats gd
well i jujde ur bitta

You a muthafuckin soulja, actin all Borat now?
You think i give a **** bout croatia, I could **** that croat stuff
I dissed your poor people so you hate the Croat now
Who you think invented generator, your holly cow?
Indian is red cause I fucked his in his ass
then I raped his children, make a fuckin mess
of his poor river bathe lifestyle and make him **** that horny jackass
and lick my fuckin white ass while his daughter was givin me a lap dance
I show your dead body in my fuckin sex tape
I'm a fuckin batman, you a fuckiin crack head
tell one more word and I blow up your red head
while I'm doin headsteand, with your son dancin brakedance
Yeah I'm keepin tight call that **** maintence
I suck your mum till that puusy aten
And I fucked all the gods so I'm left with Satan

Where's mine >:O

Drainde, anyway you to good for me
at least i got a chance at my boy Rajesh Lol

-_- just write one

Yo professor, you really a professor?
I'm a physicist, I'm trying to be
We learnin some things in advanced school
Yeah, advanced school, dont laugh, I'm plannin to have some money when I'm grown trough that since I got nuthin from rappin

**** I cant even start, wait till tomorow
Really, fucked up
sorry dude!

Ugh ok

I spit masterpiece nigga I'm cackin these
raps on bitch think he maikin melodys
I comit fellonys on bitch without Keneddys
I fuckin blow you up like chemesty
I cut harder than a fuckin Texas Massacre
with my chainsaw halfin all you amaters
like a doctor cuts cancer while I'm fuckin patients labrador
Knock on you like on fuckin door, Satan my fuckin chalenger
I fucked all the amazons orangutans
I heard you mum called fuckin whore of Babylon

I aughta run u over in a ******* truck
*your moms the slut of Croatia but its croatia so nobody gives a ****
*hell ya imma blow up cuz I'm dropping concoctions
Newtons laws my career is in motion so u ain't gonna stop it
Yo I fuckin rain raw
Butter knife through your chain saw
Classic case of brains over brawn
You obviously number two cuz you ain't to smart
But you cant be brawn cuz on the mic u ain't that strong
Imma spray AK in the face
They'll have to WRAP him in EIGHT bags cuz he'll be all over the place

THA REALEAST-ALCHEMIST

with the awe of my voice, i'm tempted to make noise
I Stride for Extra chances at Orbitand when you're standin' in front of me
don't roll your eyes or try to ignore it
im so sharp, i sharpen my tongue with razor blades to gash and grave a new opening
it's so sharp it's scorching, and now i'm catchin' a disorder
so before you ask "what's goin' around" just ask me
i'm sicker than the dead sea, don't dare to blink your fuckin' eyes with this MC
don't question his poetry as this beat is deeper than the submarines, powered by the fuckin' marines
what the ****? I thought Bon Jovi was dead
and can someone tell Charlie Sheen i'm winnin', yeah im ahead
dragged him to the finish line and after he was shot in the head
now we're onto Glen Beck, what the heck
he's next on my list, c'mon

playin' a round with a new slower more steady flow

what am I, who am I, am I a human being 
Cuz the man I am is not the man you've been seeing

:/ **** my life homies aha music is my therapist