Neverending Rap Battle

KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE CIPHER VERSE #2

I'm not autistic, I was just raised with some issues
At least that's what they told me, but that doesn't mean you can make it an issue
I'll pull out a razor and slit you, and create so many ripped wounds
that you're gonna have to scrape away your whole face with a tissue
As I'm laying the scriptures, I'm playing positions
and spraying this **** up so hard you'll think I used a can of mace to extinguish you
I'm more distinguished than a gentleman in a big suit
Spending millions on hospitals, clinics and mental institutes
I'm more rancid than a feral rabid wolverine
Beating a giant gorilla half to death with a massive aubergine
Attack with large machines as vast as Lambo laboratories
Ultra Megazord your spleen; I have the Transformer gene
I can change from a kind man to a psychopath in an instant
with enough dash attacks to break a man and leave the bastard in stitches
Dismantle his kneecaps and his ankles in a split-second and shatter his image
and make him look bad in front of his bitches!
Yeah, so what?
I hold a job as a post sorter loading off post trucks - that's where I'm 'posted' up!
I'm postal like Postman Pat posting parcels and packages
Poking in post-offices, perpetually packing packets and ****
This post is a pack full of piss
I'd rather pummel it powerfully like a posse full of school kids
You diss me, and I'll make sure that you're hit clean
and thrown right through your 42-inch big screen
Now there's a picture mastered digitally like Disney
He showed off his true colours so I beat him black and white like Mickey
I'm sick of this Brit Asian ****
If it came as a bitch, I'd hastily take a cane to it
Hit its face with a brick, or make it wail when I stick it crazy with safety pins
Now that's called pain - see how painful it is?!
I poke SOUR with a Swiss army knife
And make him cower with agony with scars in his eyes
Punch lil host and run away with his 'ryhme' book
Wait a second, there are errors in every single line, look!
I've changed my mind, I threw it away in the dustbin
This ****'s for '9 year olds', it has more lameness than Justin
Bieber ..... so time to take him to the cleaners
Put him in the spin-dryer and set it to 80 degrees plus
Throw a pair of scissors in it, I'm making him clean cut
Flatten him on the iron board, now the lady is steamed up!
Egad, that's just about it
So go ahead and rate this a C+

There's another copy of this on my Knights Of The Round Table Cipher page.

http://soundcloud.com/milkboxkids/horrorstory check it out everyone freshbeat out the oven .......... by prof

http://soundcloud.com/duendemakerofsoul/sets/caveat-emptor

Don't know why I didn't do this earlier... It's my first internet album. Check it out.

solid cinematic sounds. Nice one prof

thanks Homie , hey when do u wanna get down on a track ??

bitch lit me tell u a lil somthin of me
i have no time to waste on sutch a wanna be
niggas when thay see me there like omg
cuz i am a motherfucking G
and u are shame bitch so just stop spittin
and watch whats written
maybe u will learn
ok bad rap to bad now its ma turn
so u think are a gd rapper
u are just a lil nerd computer hacker i am the real deal
will right now u dont have no sheld
so iamma take it low
dont be so clever this aint a scary movie it aint saw

You try to make your dick seem bigger so u measured it in metric
So I'm 9? But your still losing damn man that's pathetic
And I'm the little one when you call yourself lil host?
Oh I get it because you'd be lieing if you called yourself ill host
Or maybe you just dyslexic ill pound ya chest in harvest ur intestines
And I'll have the professor with me to cut your hand off if you try to ask any questions

#bodied

I jab jaws with hacksaws mcs get smacked off this map
And my loose leafs like a map since I put my entire world on that

@white monkey
stop the faggot olympics ...bitch games
silly sounding **** like facebook nicknames
mentioning this name is essentially in vain
i make men lame experiencing chin pain
moms broke water at the zoo you petshop
**** a text drop,,have the females in ya fam doing dress drops
on top of desk tops watch the wet spots
you need the computer dude to see what im a do to you
im tired of the cries stupid tired of ya lies putrid
**** off your knees save that **** like flash drives
i spits complte unique **** that last yo
wont call you a pussy becuz underneath it theres an asshole
**** evaluations salutations is owed me
dude wouldnt be NICE on the mike at graduation ceremonies
after this you'll be lonely all ya cronies gonna know me
but wont do to me what they do to you..blow me!!!
keep running your mouth ya just creating blisters
i know ya mans name is RICHARD,,so keep sucking DICK mister
your wack flows lack of hoes is alarming me
plus rap crew is gay,,,yall BONE THUGS IN HARMONY,,,,**** outta here,,lol..im gone

**** the battle,,,thats lyricism,,,straight fire,,,,the postal **** was crazy,,salute

Anytime bro, give me an idea and I'll write something up. You got a beat? If not I got some beats from last year that are just collecting dust...

Ayo if you got any extra stuff send me a few I'm trying to get more into my music

Are you just fuckin around or should I be taking this personal? Lol

never ever personal,,,,just a battle rap i had on deck,,,,i just came at whoever,,,an internet battle could never be personal,,,thats just the way it was written,,i just have fun with this,,i was on a site where everything was so serious,,so i came back here to flow a bit,,,i know ur comeback will be lyrically tight,,,,i learn from everyones flow,,,holla

Oh aight I figured u would have said something like "friendly battle" at the end I'll have a comeback tomorrow it's bedtime on the east coast!

I can make a new beat or we could try one of yours if you wanted??? either way i have the feeling we are going to make more then one song together , haha , i'll do up a fresh beat an see if you like it .....

what u feeling for topics right now ? im into doing some quantum theory or something about Occupy wallstreet or War like world war or post apocalyptic with zombies famine an wastelands
just lemme know what ur feeling

They all sound good, but I'm open to the possibilities of whatever the beats telling me...
http://soundcloud.com/duendemakerofsoul/funkadelic-atmosphere
Here's one beat from last year, let me know what ideas you get from it...

lol,,,my bad,,it was type harsh,but thats the way i battle,,its always friendly,,i just like to write,,and check others flows,,,its fun,,and i just like to see what kind of obscure punches and wittiness comes out of it,,and truthfully,,reading some of them,,i felt u were up to the challenge,,,salute sir,,,just fun

This is off the top like a baseball cap
I'm no race horse nag to face more crap
Cos I lace more bats like a claymore stabs
Slicing your decor with my fatal raps

I can play more tracks like a batch of wax
Then attack the hacks that lack the main source facts
Any group attracts the wack individual
But I burn those dudes like I do with my kilojoules

Thanks.