Neverending Rap Battle

lol

I don't have a personal facebook page, I do however have a facebook music page under Duende - Caveat Emptor. I also have a sound cloud account. Apart from that, that's the only way to contact me, unless you want my email?

Ya'll too good for me, mane

yo
i just how about a rap battle

yo yo
here comes mr professor thats a wack name
this guy is a wanna be tryin to be the next lil wayne
thats insain
i amma till u who rules the batlle which is me
i aint ganna spit so more ryhmes on a wanna be
u should know
that i dont go slow
i am the champion so watch out
cuz in ma batlle whos lost is neva to be found

well thats ok for a biggner
well i think 2 ur fat but i aint that thiner
ur style aint gd enough to rap againt me
ur a shame to all the rap community
wat i rap is free
omg
see who talks about kids
well beleive me u aint better not any bit
sit and lit me give a rap lesson
1.this is ma kingdom
2.i can easly win u
3.dont mess with me
4 . it aint worth ma ryhmes to spit any more

Ohhhh more fat jokes that's ******* great
Only problem is id probably look like u if I was a lil more overweight!
Cuz when you make fat jokes ur probably talking about you
You crushed ur kicks so it's time for something new
I hear about this brand that puts a tree on the side of the shoe
Oh yeah there called timberland boots
I think they would suit you
Cuz Ironiclly when you TIMBER on LAND you fall straight through to the roots!
If I told you my name (nick) you'd probably say **** like "nick has a small dick" acting like I never heard it before
Ok so I have a small dick but your stomach is so big u can't even see yours
Or see your feet touch the floor
What u rap is free cuz u can't make any money off the stuff u spit
If its free how can it not be worth any more to spit
You just ran out of ideas I bet you little bitch
So we usin acronyms haha I like that ****
L.il I.s L.ooking H.appy O.n S.hitty T.racks
Cuz talent is what this cat lacks
I think u got some fat fingers cuz u pressed the wrong button
It was supposed to be "I" not "u" get the clue son I'm better than "I"

Come back battle?

Lil host **** hoes
nah, I think he's gay or freak that fukcs dogs
or a fuckin nerd, 200 hours playin' all CoDs
You wanna wear Jordans but can't afford those
I got all, rhyme blows mind of scared boys
I got a brain size of state Ilinois so I create hell of poems
your bitches look like a man so I'm gon sir them all
and cut off your balls and than I'm gon serve them all
I teare you a part and make coats so I can wear them on
You so ugly, my coat scares them all
You say he ain't worth of rhyming but look at you
You look like a piece of dumb ****, I throw a book at you
or attack you with thunder like a fuckin pikatchu

You just came so u can't say we're better if you had the same experience level it might be a different story I came to this site and sucked ass compared to the people still here but thru practice a got better and comfortably say I'm decent competition for these guys now although they are probably slightly better stick around man you'll learn a lot

Yo competing in cyphers, and taking home the victory/
shits got me bored, like a high school assembly/
**** cops, tupac got hit in the chest with five shots/
got a lighter and my pipe, all im missing is my eyedrops/
ill be rappin till the sky drops, making them classics/
no offense, but your crew is a bunch of faggets/
wearing skinny jeans, tight shirts, and yellow jackets/
leave you high on acid, and colliding with traffic/
ima rapper eater, leave you pukin with a high fever/
im the reason they call a tank top, a wife beater/

lol


F off , step off a bridge an get X'd off ,
lil host parasite ,
wouldnt be twice as loud with a pair a mic's
u coward , i tower from paris heights
u need a new oxygen tank ya air is light


ima keep it small for you so i dont loose you ...

Sour


u aint spitten cyphers , ur sittin shitten in diapers
high school bitch ur pre school , kindergarten
be cool foo , or ima ninja star them
ya , Cops an tupac an two slots of filler
its hard for you to talk about hip hop be realer
you wanna talk classics , im old school come get ya ass kicked
smashed quick an thrown in traffic , u dont have ****
, don't have to be telepathic to tell a basterd you aint half sick ,
coughin n sneezeing, squeezin plastic half dicks between ya ass biitch
skeeezing like your last bitch ,
Sadomasochist you love to have ya ass whipped
i gotta go slash ya wrists an snatch ya bitch by the snatch
give her a dj , scratch , well she give me a bj , Biatchhhh !!!!!


That is my CREW MEMBER step off playa .....

Yeah I'll give a whore a knuckle sandwich for lunch
And u must be the bitch I messed up since ur on the opposite end of this punch
Son u ain't ever had respect from a crowd
You call yourself sour cuz your rhymes leave a bad taste in your mouth
You seem to be talking about being big son your saying it a lot
A doctors appointment is the closest you'll get to having a shot
Look at chicken little the kid is brittle I could kill him with a snap of my fingers

yo i dont spit ryhmes on fake uaslly but this time i did
wat are u a 9 years old wack kid
well u know wat mmumy says baby its time for u to go to bed
well nick
i think ur rap is so sick
man i really dont have time for u
so i gave u an doctor appontment at two

man see nothing personal :p

yo first i aint like u i aint no homo
go back to to facebook this is a rappers site
ma rap aint like ur mines are tite
open the light
and see ur self
this aint no begginer batlle cuz bitches i kill
i am crazy as hell
thats why they call me lil host
cuz u dont feel me i win batlles like a ghost
go back to surrfing fag this aint the coast
and baby i cant **** dogs
i know why u dont rap in stage cuz they'll throw at u tomatoas and rocks
u know wat shocks
ur goin against me
mr.legendary
ma rap is a legend not like urs
u say ur a rapper guess wat no one cares every one ignores

I don't sufr, I ball
and watch you go down like a fuckin waterfall
or the pages of my good lyrics, I scrol
I **** only bad bitches, thats how I roll
you ain't **** to me, see, I troll
you ain't a star, you a actor with no role
I'm hot like sahara, you a fuckin north pole
I melt you like a frost
I'm a heavyweight. monster in the low post
I do the dirt and so more, yo so called host
I rhyme like real G's from the west coast
Niggas watch me sagg, they call it swag surf
I like to choke fakers, they turn blue, smurf
you better stay up like alert
I take your raps and get away unhurt
but when I rep you get divert
I eat yo' mums pussy like its a desert
Blueberry yum yum
In your face bitch I cum
taste it, its like a sweet gum
Maybe you believe, I really think your that dumb

whitemofomonkysmugla are you serious?/
calling me the bitch, look whos on his period/
i spit fire, like a bic lighter, grab your mittens/
u better take off, like you threw a rock at some pigeons/
im iller than a cancer patient, with a cough/
talking about punchin me, look whos acting tough/
i bet you some teenage white kid, thinkin you got "swag"/
you wanna go out with your friends, but first you gotta ask your dad/
and with a snap of my fingers, you'll get beat down like rodney king/
talk is cheap, but even if you were a road block your not stopping me

LOL pussies haha .... yo whitey kill um ..... they cant even respond to me hahaha

Battling is about insulting not bragging about your abilities
And you have no skill so that makes ur verses even more shitty
Slit your wrists let the blood run down the drains
If your ill then this verse is a vaccine in your veins
They say if you use a bic to long it blows up well they must be clueless
Cuz this cat only made a ten line round cuz he ran out of lighter fluid
I didnt mean a literal punch it's wordplay I'm putting punches in your face?
If you don't understand u don't deserve to be rappin
Spend a year on 1 song thinks he can go platinum
When this measly 10 line verse ended his career before it happened

Make something better son you coming soft