Neverending Rap Battle

and upon further reading didnt you claim to be sober a few pages back to bambi ? n now ur saying your stoned ????


well thats fake as **** , least im real hombre .

You could also argue that you were referring to the language learning system and then saying you still won't understand it but when I saw it I thought of the ancient Greek? One

If anybody does that hospin contest thing share the link on here

ummm, im bout to get at this nerd head... professor been there since like ever.
yo pro lemme handle this lightwork.

uhhhhhhhhhhh, shut the mouth like when you get popped in it,
target acquired, missiles fired, i'll put this meathead in a broth quick,
i'll Ch-Ch-choke this shrimp, till he turns blue,
trash nigga, nothin but bum food, im might have tah take you back to school,
don't play kid, wit this class act, atten-hut about face or fall back,
bars connect like hard drives wit a magic jack,
i'll set it off, with three bitches but the main is jada,
i'll slit ya, ear to ear black dhalia, i go harder than blackhawk and somalia,
i go harder than hughe and a playboy smut,let me stop wit all this movie stuff,
how you like the director's cut,
listen u couldn't beat me if you had 8 arms squiddley diddley,
my money nickname kermit, and i'll smack you wit some hudreds ms.piggy...

hmmm...

I never insulted prof? But whatever lets go

I don't need to go back to school im already there
A Fresh,Man with 2 mics and since there's no I in team I guess I'm mc squared
Make an mc scared with my Mind racin rhyme equations time to face it I'm to smart for you I stomp on you just don't bother responding dude mushroom clouds for hair cuz in dropping bombs on you
Lunatic? Yous a prick def 6? I dead it regret it reset it
I don't need 8 arms to rip u apart all I need is Pokemon cards
Cuz when I peek at you/pikachu in a room writin rhymes
There was whore on your brain cuz these lyrics were blowin your mind

No beef dude nice drop though

What you know about beast mode?
You a faggot looking for meat and chode!
I'll eat your throat, call it bobn' for apples!
I'm robbin you assholes and taking all the ****! ha.
You fuckin' right DOO DOO, duh! you prick!
I'm jacking off to 2 girls one cup cuz I'm such the ****!
Only reason you smuggle monkey's is so you can have a bitch!!!
Talkin' football but what happend to the Pack at Arrowhead?
Yea, I rock like an arrowhead, straight to the point like an arrowhead
Put an arrow in your head, call that gettin' Chiefed!
I relapsed Prof, call that gettin' Cheeched,
I'm flippin' speech call that trippin' reef,
Yo I'm spittin' so hard I'm missin' teeth
I gum fat people, sittin' at the beach
Only time I feel your speach is when I digest your cerebral
My breath is illegal, I try to be peaceful But all is feces in the bowl
This turd just made it personable, he's got a thirst for a hole
So consider him flush-able, but these ain't the same cards at all!
I wouldn't Check you out if I was a Banker!
You couldn't tap any ass if you was a Spanker!
I make jingles that angels
take to places where it taste better like Spangles
I'll rearrange your waist and Wranglers
till you dangle from an angle it Strangles
My man will got you at a stand still like the face of Strangers
You couldn't be chill in Texas with Rangers on half a Zan pill, !
This ain't no dope game it's a damn kill!
I already licked the envelope and the stamp seal.
No pain no gain, call it Advil
You slain praying and I'm sprayin it like mad thrill
I'm the fad that will have that pussy bugged out like a pupil!
I can't see you like a conceal but just do what you do
...cuz I do what the dude feel!
Hungry for sex like a nude meal,
My attitude real, My gratitude feel, My latitude steal!
that means my longitude got me gone dude

Your missin a tooth cuz ur mouth was kissin my right hook
I don't give a fack fack facking fook how ugly your smile look
Go to the dentist and maybe he can help with the cavities in your chest you got from me for claiming u the best have a sex change and get some silicon breasts
I'll split the atoms of your apples strait down to the core
Rip out your center you'll need stem cells if you want structure anymore
cap in your back ink on ya spinal cord cuz the pen is mightier than the sword
Packers come through when it's time to score
chiefs won the battle but we won the war

Bigger ain't always better dude

Bigger ain't always better? That ain't what ya girl said!
Your dead, I'm off the mafuggin' dome like an air head
I'm such the ****, I'm always passing gas
I went to the dentist for some laughing gas
Met up with your girl and harassed her ass
Mastered craft, you can call me the Craftsman
I smash men and run Tools into the Trashcan
Smokin Afghan, You can choke on that rag again
You ain't got no hooks, rod or real
You ain't got no looks, pot, or skill
Look man, you pry just a bandwagon Fan
Why don't you hop off Rodger's crotch damn?
I'll leave your face in a mafuggin' wreck!
Round here, there is no discount double check!

I'm not in a rush or anything but you got those beats you were gonna' send me yet? I'd like to write this week to those beats. Thanks!

I think I gotchu last round haha!

Alright dude whatever, to each his own, but I WANNA GET ON A REAL TRACK MIXED WITH YOU DUDES!!!!

IF YA'LL BORED CHECK ME OUT ON THESE FEED BACK, NEGATIVE/POSITIVE DON'T MATTER.

This is a diss I wrote a while back ON Tic Tac Nic,
http://soundcloud.com/dudu-c/tic-tac-nic-diss-howd-he-do
This is a song I made from a beat, I got some soundclick.com
http://soundcloud.com/dudu-c/feelin-good
This is something I wrote on here but it doesn't sound as good as others but still sick flow!
http://soundcloud.com/dudu-c/i-bet-you-knew-that

Prof...I have MixCraft 5.2..not the full version...decent mic..but my knowledge on panning, and the actually sound effects is not that great...I use GSnap for autotune I like it...but just a subtle correction..Compressor, Equalizer, Flanger, and Reverb!

But you think I could send you a track and you can mix it up????

Listened to the first one then my audio spazzed but you have good presence on the mic your voice in how you spit is good I think you could work a little more on rhyme schemes and punches but like u said this was a whole back so you've probably improved on that anyway I think with some hard dedication you could be a hell of an mc! Much respect bro and nice battle all beef on wax?

yea bro that was fun, haha I just wanna work ON A COLLAB WITH EVERYBODY who gots A MIC... something nasty that we can rock hard on

I'm in on a collab for sure. Prof, Whitey, and yourself, and I will rip that ****.

yea i can do that for you ..... and i can also give you tips , for when u record yourself at home , mixcraft is awesome , i have it aswell .....


just so you understand , im never hating on you .... i just think we can all learn from eachother , you have a good flow which im sure will get better ... just some of these other guys focused on there writing 1st an thats what there better at ....

anyway just holla at me homie ... lets keep hip hop growing ....

may i give you a friendly piece of advice ... is ur stage name really dudu C.

cause i sincerely think a new name will change ur approach an work far better for you ...

Ayo could you help me out with that syllable count thing?

i said yes , hahah , im not exactly sure what you mean though cause i have the beat ,,,, im using a 8 syllables by 4 , on it so

8
4
8
4
8
4
8
8
4
4
8
8
8
4
4
4 an so on just stickin with 8's n 4's

New Year? 2o12?
While everyone has firecrackers flying off the shelf
I'm sitting here, wondering how I'm gonna sell or how I'll be devising myself
Seems like it's gonna be a hard year much more troublesome, well!
It's gonna be a difficult year's graft, dog
Just can't stop working my socks off
And my elbows are killing me, I might as well sentence them to death - get my arms chopped!
Blow them apart with a sawed-off
You know what the pro's say, "No pain, no gain!"
But **** that - how can it be something to gain when it's driving me ******* insane?!
We've just seen the awesome display
where the fireworks go off in an abundance of rain
That **** was yesterday but it seems to have been forgotten today
Now everything's gone back to normal, I say
Today seems to be a "wonderful" day
And that strikes me as odd and just strange
Because we've had rain for the past 3 weeks or maybe more, typical-lay
And 'typical-lay' isn't even a word, so how the **** can I expect this to make sense?
Just like the scientists and philosophers predicting the days' end
But they're never gonna give us the picture and say when

...... To be continued. I scribbled this yesterday.

Aight thanks homie mbk! Haha

MBK for Inifiniti to beyond Divinity ...... MilkBoxKids......