Neverending Rap Battle

Alright seems like something I could manage gotta find some way to make money though

HAPPY NEW YEAR HOMIES

It's New Years in 5 minutes here in WI

HAPPY MOTHERFUCKIN NEW YEAR YA'LL!!

you aint dishen yet? then nigga show me the main coarse. better hurry up before i turn you into a black a blue coarpse, wouldnt even know what hit you first, the bullet? the bat? or maybe even his fist? i guess it dosent matter cause you still dead face down in this ditch haha bitch. is your mom hot maybe a milf? dosent matter imma knock her up in the back of my car, suv, truck , youll have a new brother or sister by the end of the month.

It takes 9 months to make a baby... Dumbass

Well that's a great start to 2012. Got a call from one of my dads old friends, cousin who produced rock, hip hop/rap. He lives in Northern Illinois and I get to record. Always like waking up to that.

BAMBI, PROFESSOR, ANYONE INTERESTED CHECK THIS OUT CONTEST SPONSORED BY HOSPIN RECORD OVER 1 OF 4 BEATS FOR A CHANCE AT 1000 DOLLARS

http://facebook.com/FunkVolumeContest?_rdr

Hell, I'm doin' that.

Dude thanks for showing me/us this. I'm gonna' go hard on one of their beats. And I'm gonna' use my brothers HD camera on this, man. Thanks...

No problem homie

Yo, when I get my video up, would you take the time to listen? And you can decide if you want to vote.

0:11-1:37


im hard, my penis is large
sprintin' around, yellin' provacatives out loud
So I guess you could say I'm runnin' my mouth
changin' lanes, seein' poop stains in your face, during your brain fart, cause you're **** for brains
ya'll stay the same, but I'll take a switch-blade, six stakes, erase all your pics on Myspace, cause you can't save face
tell me how crazy that makes me
get off my thrown now, I must not know what I'm talkin' bout, you ain't anywhere near it
You can say Bloody Marry 3 times and I'll fuckin' show up in your mirror, that makes a new theory
Damn, rappers nowadays are all a bunch of ferries, sprinklin' there pixie dust all over the game, it's scary, no one can save it
tryin' to become a favorite, just to say that they made it
the balls in my court now, so I'm gonna' go ahead and play it, better make way
get the giddy up and goin in your hitch, bitch
man if I had money I'd **** on the 100's, so I can say I'm filthy rich, stiffin up my upper lip
you're about as soft as my dick, you *pussy*
I'll *snatch* your goofy husband, roofie him up and, stuff him in a bag and dump him, in the middle of the ocean, no one will make an attempt to find him
I'm successfully, successfull, the only you succeeded at was tryin so
I'm about to spit my mouthful, you swallow your mouthful
my words are dreadfull, rip Waynes dreads out and Mac(make) a nest for
the real rappers, the real Emsees, no money stackers, I'm not your average rapper
I can fill a cavity faster, that it takes a Denstist to master
Hell, the only way I can reach Heaven is if I raise Hell
I'm fly and up, but, I'll smile when I slap you, cause I'm slap happy slut, give it up
Movin' up, I'm to hard to be in a confused situation, even though I'm cock up

And I don't cut the chase, I rip the card, mainly cause I'm card sharp
MC at heart, chasin' ya down in the mist at dark, you're just food to start

And to even think to say this is my last straw, that's like talkin' to coke addict
Creepin' through your addic, shootin' automatic, let the cat outta' the bag and
Bullets will start flyin' fast and , candle lit, to melt ass and
I'll end this with a crucifix, two dynamite sticks, blow the other contenders out of the water, so they call it quits





I added on to the song I added the other night

http://www.myfunkvolume.com/contest.php
To the first beat

I'm Anabolic talk so much **** I smash the toilet
Whatever you wanna call it, I got it.
I don't act hype, i got my act right
you talk black, and act white
I got your spinal twisted and my back tight
I talk smack like
my lips filled with juvederm
you the professor, I thought u'da learn
that when you see DC to make like a U-turn
you headed in the wrong direction, up a dead end
I'm an infection that'll make ya head spin
My misconception will have you guessin bout what you said when
I hit the thread then smashed ya head in
seeing stars, my eyes twinkle, they bleeding bars
you sold out like i'm dealing cars,
I can pump this chump like i'm stealing hearts
This is where the beefin' starts, back to the Ranch
Wanna be Rabbit needs some lettuce and a sandmich
This man damage, I can hang with the damnest
all I need is a noose and a branch bitch
I ain't suicidal I'm just dangling on a string
Eating your mothers pussy pulling out her tampon with my tongue ring

I like it mad good punches

ur starter was aight , im over yea head vince carter on the mic
u aint fuckin with me pussy , even ur finger condoms might , slip off
sick "cough" , its hip hop , whats with the bitch talk , u need to liplock
body bagged in ziploc , ur **** wont sell on dis block ,
christ take away the T , you get chris rocked,
Down to Earth ,
Cb4 me , u were never known ,
im the rosetta stone
, say it three times you still never understand it
you think u rock im down underground carving granite sanskrit
n ur talking something bout lubriderm ya tube a sperm,like who concerned?
I switched it with crazy glue,u cant box wit prof , this a sample
, u already have ya hands full


lol ..... woke up an did this no need to take a few days to write it hahaha ........ ur not better dudu c ................. i know u want to be but your really not ....

U see the hospin contest thing on the last page? Something I thought u might be interested in

The condom slipped off my finger but I still FUCKED YOU
You're talking all this chicken ****, what's that cluck do?
Half your rhyme legit, the rest didn't make sense and it sucked dude!
Only time you'll be underground is when I put you in a casket
You think you got this **** mastered but you get ya ass kicked
Blasted, trashed and tricked, you thrashed and bitched
I stab and rip, gash and twist, hash and spliffs
Give back the gifts, attack the clits, fuckin' this pussy
Got my hand on ya tits, got my dick in that bitch, stuffin' this pussy
I rock so ******* much I chisel limestone
I'm stoned, my mind blown, on my Grindstone
I'm out this time zone, so check ya stopwatch
You can stay in the dirt, I'm top notch, fuckin you like a hot crotch
Got these bitches bouncing like sum hop scotch
This muthafucka can't see me like I'm Sasquatch

You are Sasquatch cuz u go beast mode when u see penis
Plus your skills are like sasquatch cuz nobody's ever seen it
Imma give you my honest opinion G
Your style is doo doo/dudu see/c
Thats called wordplay, mike Tyson puttin punches in your face
Gimme a wrong look, I'll end the battle when I right/write hook
Pacquiao, put da mic down, get on the ground, professor still makin sound, cuz hip hop is run from the underground
You rock? I roll your just a pebble compared to rhinestone
Its my show your just in the back givin me publicity
Cuz every rapper needs an opponent who's shitty
He put it in his name though y'all gotta be kidding
This is like havin the packers face a high school team
But ur probably a drop out so I'm sorr-y
But please drop out of this battle before you scream

didnt i say a couple pages back ....... dudu c that whity can kick ur ass ? dogg thats hilarious ....................... go whitey

im recording all day tommorow , so i'll write you something in my free time ..... if it didnt make sense to you though dudu C , go do some research , it was all in perfect context , long as you have knowledge of what im talking about hahaha....

down to earth is a movie chris rock starred in , CB4 was his very first role

rosetta stone is a ancient stone from egypt - its used in reference this way ,The term Rosetta Stone is now used in other contexts as the name for the essential clue to a new field of knowledge.

but i actually know what it was as well....it was scribed with three languages that repeated the same passage .

sanskrit is an ancient indian text , do some research on it homie ....


welcome to knowledge ;D

what else the christ line , like ima snatch ya T n ur gonna get rocked as in layed out

ur **** wont sell on dis block , body bagging you in ziploc bags like product

the crazy glue line - connecting to the lubriderm, like ur jacking off an ur hands are full of your cock , cause i switched ur lube with glue .....

is that explanitory enough ????

I write dope **** aint my fault you dont understand it , an thats me putting it in lamens ....

i hate dumbing down scripts just to get across