Neverending Rap Battle

MIC MANIAC

I stand my ground lyrically bound,
To a mic on my right arm aimin 2 impound,
Then next brotha that wishes ta speed bye,
Wavin' fake gang signs like he simply wavin' hi,
It makes me sick that all these wannabes wanna try,
To testify, I DENY!
Access to my tireless trainin',
As I work on the stage, style drainin',
All the methodical fools frontin' tools,
Screamin' they lay the law make the rules,
Yet they need mad PRACTICE!
TRACK THIS!
I'am the one who drops knowledge in a rage like an angry sage,
Writin' confusin' chapters forcin' fakaz to turn the page,
You lock me in the cage, I JUST BUST YA GAUGE!
I've been work since the age of a juvenile,
Kickin' continuous hotbeats and phat style,
YET YOUR IN THIEF DENIAL!
Walkin' tall yet stolen profile,
And now your in Hell's court, time for the trial,
Your turn to be tested and bested,
Like I was before I rested,
And took on the brothaz on the current rap scence,
Kickin' madd whackness yet clockin' madd green,
I'VE COME TO REIGN SUPREME!!!
Bring forth my lyrical dream team,
DIVINE, MURDA, AND SCHEME!!
So don't forget to avoid the blink,
Stand wide-eyed and think,
Cause my gat reacts faster than your bat,
When its all over,
People will stand above and ask, who was that?
The insane mic rocka,
The fake b~tch stalka,

Lyrics by : slim shadey

i shine the brightest,rhymes is the tightest
tighter than a baby's eyelids
scared after they hear lightning
ever since the earths creation i've been shinig
GOD sed let there be light and i started rhyming
thats why cats should never battle
i am the first out there to be fly like peterodactyls
me and the mic is connected like ya wrist and ya hands
i kick freestlyes that have you pissing ya pants
the biggest player,all the beautiful women out there wanna be with me
why you think the president has to settle for overweight monica lewinsky
thats why dames be runnin with there arms open headed my way
like single brides maids who rush to catch the bride's bouquet
i wanna meet all biters in battle
when i'm finished all of em gonna be biting with false enamel
my style is like lightning flashes
cuz after its strikes mcz are reduce to a pile of ashes
i never strike twice in the same place
cuz the first time i strike ya get ya frame erased
to kill an mc i dont need a heater
i'll take you apart cell by cell to you nutin but an amoeba
not even and organism rather ,a single cell germ
my postion at hell's helm is will always be held firm
cuz i'll turn the heat up and make the devils flesh burn

Lyrics by : slim shadey

Alright homie. You aren't Slim Shady. You just about bit lines. Be original, man.

Nevermind, I looked at, it makes sence if ya just think. It's pretty tight.

Get this?

I could come out in the open and call you a fuckin' retard, but that'd be a no brainer

LOL that's mad funny that would be a good battle line
did you see what I said about ur planters line?

Yeah, I'm gonna' revise that dude. Thanks. Man after that DNA vs Dizaster battle, I wanna' battle badly!

Werd try to set somethin up in ur school if your lucky maybe someone will suggest a buy in fee

Small district school in Wisconsin. Only 3 rappers. 2 good ones. Wouldn't be any competition.

Well hopefully these rappers know rappers who know rappers and before you know it you've got a decently big event and if it's no competition that would be good for you at least

The only prob with battlin is if you can't freestyle cuz u need to be able to rebuttke someones lines lol rebuttle your missing tooth

You wanna' do 3 rounds? After all this is the Neverending Rap Battle.

2 rounds. One round each day. Each have to be over 900 characters? Let's work somethin' out.

Start tonight. End tomorrow. I'm avalable tomorrow from 4:00-9:00

I can't do tonight we can start tomorrow unless u wanna drop a verse and I'll respond tomorrow I gotta get up early and get some **** done before school

sexy battle samantha betlon scruesh

Yeah I'll drop one now

Alright Imma' go on a limb here
Walk across the branch and meet you here
You said you couldn't go tonight cause you had to be to school early
That's just an excuse to get your punches thought of
You drop the mic, I hold it steady
I'm spittin' jelly, get your jam and peanut butter ready
You can spit as many bars as you want, you still wouldn't be any bigger than Hershey Kiss candy
You seem like the rest, you flew the coop without even leavin' the nest
This kid is so stupid, he put a bullet proof helmet on and shot himself in the chest
This kid is so stupid, he couldn't define the word sex
I could look him straight in the eye, I would like to manuver
I can't though cause this is over a computer
But I'll say everything I can to win a battle, he may say somethin' rude
I'll say it ruder
I'm breakin' down your bars, which would explain why they call me an intruder
Bitch, you better get up early and don't forget to do your school work


No harm, my dude. I don't really think that. Just so ya know, lol.

It's all good homie all beef on wax imma put a star next to any rebuttles


*How am I supposed to respond when the only good thing you said
was am eminem line backwards "I put a bullet proof vest on and shoot myself in the head"
*haha hershy kiss? You actually call that **** a diss?
Ok I'll go along I'm still big enough to snap those twigs
and shove them straight up your ******* ass
it's weird u call urself bambino? Cuz ur careers are both in the past
I woke up early so show me some gratitude
this **** is football and my sucess maddens you
*they call you an intruder cuz u never should have come into rap
so just go smoke some hash and speakin of grass
everyone judgin this battle could be high as ****! You'd still sound like trash
I know cuz I found your notepad in the garbage
while I be loadin **** in a cartrage
cuz my mind us an arson... Al and lyrics are my weapons
punchlines are bullets mag emptied in seconds
so experienced you'd think I a fuckin veteran
yet I'm only a freshman schoolin the senior in a session

battle in the new error,people say im the beast
show you real terror from a dude in the middle east
i got a filthy present,niggahs gettin gypt
hope you feel plesent while ill treat ya like a cript
got a chinese girl flirter,who always try and follows
commitin murder while those mags she trys to swallow
after this im afraid of what you gonna do,ima dude you dont mess wit
im scared of this hoe samantha schreu,doin stand up?well just sit
your not very funny and you think your the ****
name is real crummy and i wanna see wat you got to spit

Aight, aight

That's the only thing you can respond to on my best line, man?
*Never thought of Eminem when I was writin' it, but when you said it, you ran a mile with me and jogged my memory
*Bein' fat, doesn't mean your big enough in the game to snap twigs, faggot
GOD damn, you probably pick up kids and eat them like it's your Last Supper, yeah, I'm out-landish
*If my career is in the past... Must be great for me then, damn
Atleast I had a career, you can't get one started, now tell me who's sad
*That Madden line was good, wow, how long did that take you write?
*My career? What career I haven't even touch down yet, hand me the mic
Let me show you how this is done
*While you load your **** in a cartrage, I'm pullin' out 9's, grouped them from the biggest caliber down to the smallest in a line
*I have 20 guns ready and your still tryin' to get your gun loaded
***** shootin' this faggot, I put a fist right threw his mouth and grab his throat and
Didn't pick up on the line? Nah, probably didn't
I'll fuckin' put my glock to his brain, pull the trigger, watch him flinch, when there's nothin' in it



Haha. Man love gettin' back to battling again!

Who thinks Kid Cudi is good? Before I start sayin' somethin' about him.