Neverending Rap Battle

Me and my pa are gonna' work on gettin' my first album/EP out. So if any of ya'll have a studio, hit me up because I want to do a collab on a track. I need your track soon though.

i got studio holla brudda

I can get in a studio if you want although I believe professor would be a better person to have

send me the beat you want me to hop on an i';; do a verse for it ....

i dont think its a 1 person invite homie , get on that shiit whitemofo , u gots punches out the ying yang

Yeah, alright. Yeah I'll give you both the beat. Hang on a sec.

So were all goin on one song?

Actually Prof I'll do one with you.

And Whitemofo I'll do a seperate one with you. I need to get more tracks on this album to make an EP

Is there a topic or are we just trying to be clever

And we can also do a whole song together if ya'll want

I'll send you the beat through message and we can decide then.

So do u have a tracklist set up. Like how many songs what topics etc?

As of now, somewhat, yes. I do.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxjIE9U5eQg

You like this one? I need to ask the dude who made the beat for an extended version unless you want to have a short verse.

u know who made thata hahah , yea i like that one , i dont mind short verse or not , if i have a choice of instrumentals to hop on lemme know i like to see whjat i can hit ....

http://soundcloud.com/milkboxkids/rest_in_peace


check it out everyone fresh out the oven .... Tell me what you think?

AROUND THE BORDER

[Intro]
(*Scottish accent*)
Och aye!
‘Tis a very good day today
An’ I think I love ya

[Verse 1]
I’m coming around the border, with a sawed-off, here comes the slaughter
Murder these horrible foreigners with a Crusha bottle
Spill them like chocolate sauce smothered on a toffee crumble
Break them all down like roasted granules, watch the coffee stumble
(*smashing glass*)
I think I’m feeling hungry, darling; hear my stomach grumble?
I have an appetite for muffins, love, I want to hump you
I’ve got to **** you like a pumper that blows up balloons
Och, how I love you so much; you got big juggers too
I wonder how those peaches taste? ****, I love the juice
that flows out of you constantly when my fingers rub on you
This is my Valentine song; the chickens love to groove
Though it doesn’t sound like one – fiddlesticks and Bubbaloo!
Now I got fingertips sticky just like bubblegum
My carrot and onions are shrinking and my guts are numb
I’m ruder than an Irish skinhead with the knuckle-dusts
So if I tell you to screw me, kitten, I’m just fuckin’, hon!

[Hook]
I’m coming round the border when I cum
(Coming round the border)
Bitch, I’m coming round the border when I cum
(Coming round the border)
Yes, I’m coming round the border
My brain’s surely out of order
Man, I’m coming round the border when I cum
(Coming round the border)

[Verse 2]
I’m like a runaway train, ‘cause I am ******* insane
My autism has got me wildly hawking again
Like a hoodie in the alley when they hoch on the pavement
Fill the cobbles full of puddles – it’s not precipitation
Thinking of these blonde babes and Mauritian Asians
Punjabis and some Haitians, Russians, Jamaicans
has got me in romantic and monotonous dazes
Like smoking cannabis getting you all in a haze
All I do is daydream about humping honeys all day
Especially when I’m sleeping, and I toss and I shake
This feeling has me going soft like muffins that’s brazed
With sugar, or even chocolate pies covered in pastry
Oh, how I’d love to date someone with the same
heart and intelligence as me, but it’s a ******* long way
before I ever even get to buy the ****** a bracelet
Once I’ve come around the border, then I’ll jump with elation

[Hook]

[Verse 3]
I’m coming round the corner like Christmas
So you’d better have my name down somewhere in your wishlist
And not on the shitlist
‘Cause Autistik doesn’t wish to be hated
He just wants to be loved and not be discriminated
I’m going round in circles like a merry-go-round
And spinning around like Kylie when she discos about
I love to see women moan, play up and whimper and pout
It’s always giving me hard feelings ‘til I mess in my trousers
(You PERVERT!)
Time to pull my Elvis Presley one out
And size the dick up and down, see how stiff it is now?
It’s more rigid than a Flintstone when he lifts up the gravel
using the saurus as a bulldozer to shift them all out
Wowsers, Jumping Jehosephats, blistering bowels!
Now my legs are all wet with semen – give me a towel
So I can dry myself quickly; my, wasn’t that risky?
If I’m not very careful, then my MOTHER WILL KILL ME!!!!!

[Hook]

hey ills did u see my verse 2 i posted to you ? for why cant i remember ....

Yeah, I did. It was dope.

dynamic duo
Bambi ft def flex (got the name from google lol)

*= metaphors, similes, wordplay, clever lines 

*I spit evil needles into the cerebrals of people 
who are feeble to think we are equal* 
Cuz son I raise the bar
 higher than Kareem Abdul Jabar 
Lifting his arm 
*Cuz writing to me is like a blind man at a porn convention, it isn't that hard*   
Haha 
*So if the pen is mightier than the sword 
Rappers are leaving with ink on their spinal cords*
It's the final 4 minus two plus some haters minus you
Cuz imma use optical lenses and forensics 
To rip apart your partical edges 
Till someone makes a good enough verse to trigger my senses 
Syllables and sentances 
Subliminals got people on the defensive
*Cuz my mind is and aresonal and lyrics are my weapons 
Punclines are bullets mag emptied in seconds* 
Can you believe I'm only a freshman with enough skill to school most in a session?
*Def flex the name don't wear it out 
Or I'll grab you vocal chords and tear em out*  
*I just started to think why is it dynamic? It should be dynamite the way we blow **** up on the mic*
*And why's it called a micro phone when I'm the biggest rapper to touch one 
My lyrics leave u speechless they even get kids wit terretz to hush son* 
Yeah let's switch it up a bit 
Yeah yeah
* I had a girlfriend named Mary, I could turn her frown upside down
By puttin her head in the ground spinnin' her around, thats why they call me the Merry Go Round*
Haha
*Y'all are homos so let me set the record straight* 
There's no debate no questions I'll carve a hole in ur stomch to harvest your intestines 
Do you understand me world do you hear my lesson!
*Don't **** wit me or you'll end up in a dumpster 
Beneath my last 3 victims so ur 6 feet under*
I'm the alpha male son the top dog 
*These rappers could spit frankfurters their lyrics still wouldn't be hot dawg!*
Imma hurt you on this mic I'm a thigh snapper 
*A spider spittin webs and devoting fly rappers*

It's a lil off beat and choppy wit the flow cuz I was more worried about getting my punches in there opinions?

Beat: 
http://m.youtube.com/index?desktop_uri=%2F&gl=US#/watch?v=PSykKRJ7Xw4