Neverending Rap Battle

im new to the game but here i go

faggots wanna vs me but they cant
they suck so so bad they should go to rap camp
im goint to school and gettin ready to stamp
there so stupid im tryin to pay rent!!!

Dr. Dre isn't new to the game. I suggest you get a new name.

I know Im just sayin I didn't see it comein but it's a feestyle so what do u expect

Yeah, I understand. Just clearin' it up.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlRxDVMuU2Q

A remake me and 2 other friends made. Remake to Underground.


We did this, I think 2 years ago, when I first started making beats. I was only 15, I made the loops, while the other 2 did the hard ****. I learned a lot.

THE REAL DR. DRE

I only know of one Dr. Dre
This one is a gimmick, I should swing a sock across his face
And make him sniff my skids
It is what it is, it's business with kids like him that gets me sick of this ****
Sick to the back and front teeth, I should get a dentist
To fix his fillings
His little bits are spilling, now he's spit at the ceiling
And cut off the lights in the clinic
I was at rap camp as a drill sergeant
Happened to find a doughnut in your little basket
Got so mad that I used my rifle to **** up your nose in two
And punished the whole platoon
Aftermath
This guy hasn't got the last laugh
I'm a legend with a master plan
Pimp slap you using Bambino's hand
It feels bad, doesn't it?
Don't use a fake alias and make a problem for yourself
Throw the books at you using novels from the shelf

I'm coming down with the flu, my flow is slurred
Got a real big headache and my nose is burnt
I'm so disturbed, that's probably why I'm slow with words
Clouding my whole judgement like storms wholly dispersed
throughout the whole sky
And it looks like it might rain any minute now
Which means I might have to pull my weather defenses out
I'm chilling in Dublin, in the middle of town
My head is spinning around like a merry-go-round
Pain running through my brain like a dart through the heart
I've had this for two days straight, where the **** did it start?
My cousin has just asked me if I need to go out
I said, "No, I'd better stay here and let my fever go down."
Now I'm hearing my cousins arguing just next door
About some crazy ****, I'm wondering what the heck for?
I feel sleepy and I want to have a rest for
another hour, let myself drop into the bed floor
I'm hearing a serial drama on the TV
Some Indian's hyperventilating and wheezing
Sneezing, with tears falling down her eyelids
Drums playing in the back while they're fighting
It's a really rubbish programme, I don't like it
I'd rather close my eyes and take a night hit
The way the cousins call each other out is priceless
It's ridiculous and it's totally mindless
My last few lines had some single rhyme schemes
But my flow is so smooth, I let my lines stream
Cold as ice like I bought vanilla ice cream
I think my wit and words make a really nice team
Learn something new, I think I'm quite keen
My own teacher is myself when I write things
I got a lazy flow, though; a Lil Wayne style
But I twist it and turn it like wringing face towels
Lay the foundation down when I place it round
Like bricklayers how they're making houses in your favourite town
Leave rappers wrapped up like a lady's gown
The way how Illustraight sounds makes the stage bow
I'm so dirty, I'm too **** to take a shower
Even if an en-suite was installed with the latest power
Looks like this emcee is gonna stay a while
I'll be back after the break, so don't change the dial

Are you doin' any studio work?

No, not right now, but I'm planning to when I get a chance. Besides, I don't even have a studio to begin with.

I could use Audacity, but I'm not too sure whether it's a programme reputable enough to qualify as a music package.

Are you the 99%?

An interview with a intellectual rapper, I do not agree with all of what he says but he does make some good points!

3-VERSE EPISODE
 
All these rappers here are simply bickering from their ears
So allow me to step in and sprinkle a little fear
In these chickens who label themselves spitters but they're queer
Not mentioning any names, that would be really insincere
I've only just registered on this forum a minute ago
I'm slow to anger, but it won't take me a second to blow
Letting you know that there is worst to come yet
My lines are like spiders, the words spin large webs
I build rhyme contraptions to lure you bums in
Until you're left looking like jerks and muppets
Absurd like mug heads, I spin a web of deceit
To get you mentally tearing out your hair deliriously
It's my intention to get you to listen to me
And this doesn't have to be aired on any TV
I attack with jabs that give you mad scabs
Have you bastards hanged like cats in a backpack

I'm an outcast, but I got the skill to outlast
Outwit and outthink and get you outclassed
Leave you the odd one out like mathematics sorts
A rapper with knack and force with a mind jam-packed with thoughts
I've planned a course to take the entire genre by storm
And become the first autistic rhymer stumbled upon
Astonish them all with a surprise attack
Leave them white and black like chessboards when I strike and stab
I'm always behind their backs like hiking bags
Knife and slash, leave their hides in rags like wives and slags
I strut just like a man with broadened shoulders
With an image cooler than cans of Coca-Cola
A rap roller-coaster with twists and turns
That get you hurled and whirled and left in fits and curls
Screaming your heads off like little girls
This ghostwriter's turned his back on the spirit world

I'm a bonafide novelist with open mind knowledge
A lone ranger living inside a wide metropolis
So standing tall is quite manageable
Actually passing it through as a challenge when I'm battling you
Taking advantage becomes a bit of a gag
Especially when I have a lot of friends who live on my land
I lyrically open throats; a bloke who cracks the drollest jokes 
'til the folks are thrown like Post-It notes
It just goes to show how witty my responses are
It's madness multiplied like an entourage
Getting together for a menage-a-trois
At a hostel bar in Holland while they draw cigars
or laying flat looking towards the Taj Mahal
Sleeping in the open like the poor in Rajasthan
This man's got his collar on
And he's ready for a war now, so draw your swords

I may be alone in seeing this!

I may be seeing things but at 3 minutes 30 seconds into this video that is aired the day of 911 this man predicts many things that are going to happen as if he could see into the future. Am I alone at seeing this!

THIS HAS MORE MEANING THEN YOU THINK

~helps if you read this fast~

samyboy will be in your dreams as a nemesis
so enphasis,what i sed before i have you playin saga genesis
take this diss as a can of piss,and the can of pis is dental bliss
i got a few people on my list,coming out with my "polished"fist
leave you with no transportation, you just lost your car bitch
ill take a needle for my left wrist,drag your corpse in the mist
because this lyracist has been goin threw a neurtis
im so modest that ill tell people that you were being killed by a chemist
luckily im also a journalist that keeps records of how much you died bitch
your such a insect gonna infest with pests that inflect damage snitch
your so microscopical,that im not stoppin yo,
might as well cuz this jit has nothing to show
go to hell and feel well while my ak down ya throat starts to glow
ill show my real talent while tourists are staring and screaming....woa

i am the real dr dre
ill show you my action phrase"wanna play"
take out my guns and get ready becuase i decided to stay
ill leave your ass astray on the curb askin for mon-ay
illustraight is a joke and and all these other fake rappers
ill make it rain and make illustraight's portrait damper
your a factor, another rapper that we use for laghter
im the real dr dre so dont say ****,you african ass scratcher

lol for fun ^^

HAHA just so you know im 'im gay' haha

Oh hi fernando... (fag)

**** you asshole