Neverending Rap Battle

here i come

ima take it to the heart
my freestyle gonna start
im coming with a harder verse
on tv im allowed to curse
ill make ya body worse
ill keep ya mouth silent
you copien me,you on autopilot
you have no life maybe,like the bradys
livin life crazy,gettin shot daily
the guns is what my life orbits
turn ya girl into cereal...whore-bits
now i got alot of agrenalin,by killin him
without hesitation to straight oblivion
im feelin hype when i spit
because people feelin my ****
my rank goin up is what i deserve
so observe the high spot go on to reserve
man i hate slim shady,like sayin hi to an old lady
it feels like a squrrel bein checked for rabys
drivin in a mercades,non stop drive by in the canadys
i will not fall,as i stand tall,im sayin how i told yall
im killin with my guns all straight raw,in the mall
i got all the latest guns on stock,bitch ill hang you on my wall
the crazy launcher ima intsall,to blow your ass and put you in my kitchen draw
your my new halloween decoration
kids need medication
cuz i took you off my wall and told the kids its levitation
gonna need your education,just listen to my rap obomination
its just a reason,for the cops to say get that white male cocasion
since im not asian,your gonna feel my wrath threw a halagranation
do you understand what im sayin?i think i need a very long vacation
you winnin is just a small ration,im still killin your nation while you age-en
sorry i told you that horrific information,but its true so get the **** out its not a proclamation

it helps if you read this rap fast

I like that. What kind of style do you have?

watta mean...it took me 2 days to think of this.....i took the time out and did it

Okay. What kind of style though do you have when you spit? Like fast flow, slow, or what?

oh fast then a lil bit slower then faster like a pattern

LOLLAPALOOZA

I've been living on this planet for twenty-six years
And all I know is that it's filled with little thick Amirs
Who think they're slick because they've got chicks with glittered ears
Sitting pretty on the rear of their Bimmer automobiles
Big pricks with little get-rich-quick careers
And even bigger pricks acting like silly simpleton queers
The whole world's topsy-turvy, it's a Mardi Gras fiasco
Now they're all driving Testarossas and Diablos
Lording it like they're Pablo, showing off all their long clothes
Walking on us like monsters and stomping us like commandos
It really just goes to show what we all gotta put up with
But we've got to tolerate it so much that we just say, "**** it!"
Stuff it, let them act how they want to behave
It's just such a shame they can't be bothered to act according to nature
But they always find a pretext for their immoderate capers
In order to justify their prima donna behavior
It's fucked up in too many fucked-up ways
They even **** up by saying "****" too much, what a big ****-up
**** us up with swear words that we don't wanna hear
But they say it anyway by yelling "****" in our ear
**** this, **** that, **** the winners, **** the losers
**** everybody in here, ******* lollapalooza
Bubba de booba, ******* sunuvamotherscrewa
How do you do ya? Woppa bopala boppa booya!
Tutti frutti, allrootie - you don't like what I say, sue me
Just like you did Eminem when he came up with all that hooey
he raps about in the studio
Cruising like Coolio
It's a "Gangster's Paradise", but where is the ******* booty, yo?
Yo! Come on, buddy, where have you got it?
I know you got it somewhere, ****** ..... and I want it!

lol why you always got to top my writing......

HAVING FUN

i get sick when i sip,then deposit a clip
into his lip, have him restin....R.I.P
doin matrix ****,shoot a bullet n miss when i flip
broken teeth have him eatin catnip,then he get murdered and slit his wrist
doin my busness while killin his sis,laugh outloud and grab a hot miss
this is my everyday life,grab a sithe and slice his hands down and feed them to mice
got this bitch cookin me rice,but it aint right,she poisoned it last night
i drop dead, enough sed when i come back to life and kill her in bed
i have to dispose of this body correctly, steal the uniform
gave it to another bitch and act like it was never worn
im gonna inform her when theres a storm,to let her die cozy and warm!!!
gonna dig a grave and let her body decapitate,its gonna desolve at this rate
for god sake,ill just throw her in a lake,and tell people that the body is fake
i ate a snake,cuz i was hungry for a while....WAIT
im not threw with this yet
cops are lookin,grab the money and leave in a private jet
holy ****,i need to pay and the money is wet,to go to canada,buy a new house set
but ima get,a gun case just in case if i need to anniliate a race,
cuz in this world i need space,kill the indian population and cops givin chase
i end up in the police academy, it turns out that the cops are proud of me
that i destroyed a race that the cops hate so i get rewarded and my family

I like that but technically tge RIP line doesn't rhyme because it's read as rest in peace just take that into consideration if you ever use acronyms like that good job though

i mean rip but rest in peace made better sense and i updated it

Imma give you some more tips

1. try to rhyme longer words like instead of "here" and "beer" try rhymeing with something longer like atmosphere or somethin

2. More rhymes when I say this I don't mean more lines or make it longer but rhymes within the rhymes imma shoe u what I mean with an eminem line
"at the rate I'm goin when I'm 30
I'll be the only person in a nursin home flirtin
Pinching nurses asses, while I'm jackin' off with Jergens
And I'm jerkin', but this whole bag a Viagra isn't workin'"

now do u see the extra rhymes "person", "nursin"
"asses" "jackin"
"bag a" "Viagra"

u see how there's rhymes within the rhymes? They don't have to rhyme perfect if you can minipulate the word to rhyme when u spit it I know that's hard on a website but try it

Cuz Ill can make a verse out of anything

This freestyle is coming straight of the dome here... Gonna' be random as ****.

I'm diabolical, I have the molecule to take a stab at you
I'm about as crazed and jumpy as a KANGAROO
**** you if you think you know what to do
I'm a little JOEY in this game
I'm so fucked in the head, it's insane
Been crazed, smacked a slut in the face
Made your braces, fall right of here teeth (accents)
See me walkin' down a street with my pants around feet
Ask me if I was on shrooms or if I was on leaves
Wasn't on either, just feelin' kind of mean
Hit an old man in the head with a Colbalt wrench, fed it to the alley dogs
Rip the bones out of the man and me the dog played fetch
But then I threw my arm out because I forgot to stretch
Who the **** woulda' known, I was outside all alone
With a dog and a bone
Sniffin' the prone, zig zags and a 6 pack of Hi-C
**** the Capri, leave that me
High as **** runnin' in the woods, with nothin' on our feet
SLip and fall in a puddle, in the middle of the rubble
Stumble around till our face turns purple
Laughin' are asses off even though we're in trouble
A man with a Jason mask is after us and is right behind me standin' subtle
His knife to the back of my neck, while my friend is havin' sex
Take a guess, I ran, IRAN for days, till ended up in IRAQ, where I was raised
Raised by Osama, was killed on my birthday
And I wonder why I cause drama
Saddam was fucked in the butt, now what more could I possibly say?

Lol at the end that was completally out of the blue

Saddam was fucked in the butt. That was from a comedian, Mike Epps

Ya that snd the entire Iraq Iran osama deal

ok

No I said I ran, like I was running but then that transisted into Iran, so then it led into some other random ****