@theprofessor,
My skull is cracked and bloody, because that’s how Myers made me
Armed with a chainsaw, that’s how a psycho raised me
A psycho is what I was, but a man is what I am
My past plans failed, now I stand with another plan
I’ll blast you to another planet with the barrel up on the Magnum
Turn you into a ghost, and banshee you like a phantom
Horse-kick in your face and straight bash you up with the saddle
Blow you with a Coke bottle and crack you open like Snapples
Come Hallowe’en time, I’ll smash you like Jack O’Lanterns
Leave you burning all night like a candle stood on the mantel
-piece, grabbing a knife and stabbing you with the handle
Hack you just like a cantaloupe, attacking you like a cannibal
Commando with lots of ammo, rattle you just like Rambo
Rat-a-tat-tat, dismantle you in the bathroom
Dragging you to your bedroom
And smashing you with a sample of a hammer tool
that I just found stashed inside your garage room
This rap, I’ve kinda narrowed it down in a paragraph or two
Break it down into chunks, that is how I am gonna handle you
I grab you and strangle you as soon as I get my hands on you
And just like Timmy, I’ll whack your head with a Mallett too