Neverending Rap Battle

Gandhi was a good rapper.

I seen a video that reminded me of what I think you are referring to!

Rap forum? Religous forum? I'm sure one weighs over an other. Honestly do you think god is still alive? No one lives that long. No one can ressurect from the dead. I'm open minded. Sue me.

You must not have watched the video it was humor and logic!

Ya the red hanker chief kid

THE WAY I AM (Illustraight's Version)

[Intro]
Okay, I'll just let it run
This song is for anyone ......
who's had problems with me in the past
And who STILL has problems with me now
So shut up and listen
Yo

[Verse 1]
I sit back and think back to the past that has passed
And imagine just what would have happened
If I hadn’t progressed to this level
I’d still be a rebellious little devil
Who would have found it difficult to settle
I’d still fly into tempers
Piping like kettles on the kitchen top
Fiery hot like peppers from a chicken shop
Sometimes I just find it impossible to get to the top
without somebody popping me off to a point where I might just go apeshit
(*chimpanzee scream*)
Okay, let’s go straight to the basics, I’m crazy
Yes, I get stressed, and yes, I get distressed
When it comes to the simplest threat that’s being said
to my face and I try not to regard it
Come at me with your hardest
I do beg your pardon, sir, you must be retarded
******* hardnuts
Tough fucks, attitude-oriented faggots
Who think it’s okay to just diss me
These pricks can’t resist it
My drift, they don’t get it? I think that they’ve missed it
It’s so sad, it’s too bad
They don’t care, they don’t give a **** about me
I’m calling you bastards
And I shouldn’t have to explain myself to the nearest whore I slap hands with
It’s nonsense, it’s bat ****!
And what’s more, I can’t hack it
I’ve had it to the jaw with this crap

[Hook]
And I am, whatever you say I am
I’m autistic, don’t underestimate this man
At the workplace, at home, every day I am
Society won’t even take my hand
And I am, whatever you say I am
How do you do, good sir? Won’t you shake my hand?
A friend, a good neighbour, every day I am
Don’t attack me for the way I am

[Verse 2]
Sometimes I’m just slumping or moping around in my bedroom
Trying to figure out where I messed up
And, “Don’t get me wrong – I really like you
But I like normal guys; and you’re not exactly boyfriend material!”
And all of this controversy bothers me
And it seems like society’s instantaneously pulling faces at me
(Weirdo!)
So I pull one back at them
And throw a middle finger up at that
They don’t seem to realise that I’m just a guy
who’s just trying to get by, despite all the plights
and the fights I got through
And the politics too
When a dude’s telling me I’m no good for the school
‘Cause I have a big handicap
But I’ve gravelled my own path from that circumstance
Now look where I’m at
Middle of normality, acting so happily
Yet it’s so sad to see
Every other troop of my rank still battling
They attack Illustraight ‘cause he’s companions with them
But I’m glad
‘Cause they’ll never understand what it takes for a man of my character
trying to break down this handicap barrier

[Hook]

[Verse 3]
I’m so sick and tired of being disregarded
I feel like knifing those who call me retarded
Or think that I’m stupid
Thinking I won’t lose it
They’re playing with fire, thinking they won’t get bruises
I’m listening in to hear these bad misconceptions
I can’t help but wonder why they HAVE these perceptions
I’m losing my sense of direction
They give me unwanted attention
They think I’m some idiot who sits all alone and does things on his lonesome
without any friends
Which triggers them to ask me the same ******* questions
(******* questions)
“Why do you sit all alone?
Why do you talk to yourself?
Are you mad? Are you gay? Are you mentally insane?”
Which makes me want to snap back and kick them in the face
‘Til they dip on the pavement
I can’t take it
My brain, it’s just racing, I can’t handle it
And I’m grateful for every friend that I make
Every step that I take
Just goes to show and prove that I’m making a name
And NO, I’m not an alien, asshole!
I’m different, yet I’m just like you!

[Hook]

That was some tight **** right there. Goes real deep too, lovin' it

I'm bored. Wanna battle?

alright class lets get it straight
educate , instead hate ,
instead hey ma ******
said eh my brother ( hook x2)

vs 1
spit the cerebral fluid, the people fueded an so deluded , souls eluded there goals to use it , swear theres gold in music , n the passwords a poem to it, so in to it , zone in rubix cube music, cue the music , drop the beats , hip hops elite , get ya off ya feet , floating ,both hemisphere's open , devoting ,hope n dope behind the placebo , reminding ppl , its all in the mind ppl , crawl in the sky eagle

I spit bitter like I just ate some ginger liquid chew
You answered instead of GJay, so I guess I’ll stick with you
Ills isn’t kidding you, with these sick lyrics, I’m killing you
Iller than dicks with syphilis or a bitch with chlamydia
Get rid of you, hit you with sickles - simple, I’m sick of you
Infecting you with sickly symptoms, dimples afflicting you
Professor, I’m matching sides with you
Brighten up the sky like traffic light signals
Touchdown on the pitch like John Madden on heat
Illustraight, the hardest cat on the street
And he’s shooting hoops on a basketball streak
Whitewashing rookies just like Orthodox Catholic priests
Which is ironic, because I am a Christian
I’m a magic wizard with the bag of tricks to make them vanish quick with their unmatching kickers
Violence could be the baddest sin a man has committed
But my grandma gave me the Mass intuition (prayer)
I can attract all the chickens
The same way a cowboy rounds up the livestock in exact good positions
There are emcees all over the world
And they’re all on this forum watching me bowl over these girls
Kick them and flip them over their shoulders and twirl them
While they’re going in multiple circles
Like hundreds of whirlpools
In the far universals
Where the stars bloom in girdles
This is cosmically unheard, comically absurd
Bomb emcees like churches in the continent of Turks
Blow them to the same land as the Somalians and Kurds
On even farther to the same place as Aladdin and his girl
“Please, Your Highness, lend me your carpet and your bird!”
“What do you think I am? Some sort of goddamn jerk?!
GUARDS! Dispose of this funny little turd
And never again let me see this sucker here, you heard?”
Don’t get it twisted
I’m not being violent with them
I am armed with so many lines to hit them
They’re gonna need a dictionary to research what I’ve just written

//I got so many rhymes to diss them, that I’m kind with them
I’ll let a slicer stick them
‘Til the doctors will use a knife or scissors to try and fix them
And all the guys this side of the district will brutalise and hit them
If they turn my autism into a biased question//

// = He he. A little tribute to Eminem here.

HIT ME !!!!!

Got my back to the ropes, can’t pick up my gloves.
Got the crowd at my throat, won’t show me any love.
I feel every jab that my competition throws,
Every blow weighs a ton but I don’t let my fear show.
You can see it in my eyes, victory is in my vision.
Pessimism’s in my ear, but I don’t let myself listen.
I take my beatings, knees weak, arms heavy, ready, hoping.
Left yourself open, funny how things can change in a moment.
K.O !

Yo.. Anyone on here spit fast on track? I started off spittin' fast and now I'm just slurrin' my speech.

Just practice the rap really slow and pronounce the words as best as you can and slowly keep getting faster until you get to the point where you can still understand keep practiceing and make sure ur not producing to much spit

Thanks man.. I'm doin' the "Take From Me" Eminems verse in the studio. Just for practice on spittin' fast. Ever heard it? I've never done other songs in the studio, it's usually just my songs..

Gentle, warm, easin' goin'
What the hell you give me these white pills for?
Throw um' down on the floor, crush a line from here to Warrens
High as a kite, flyin' by my highschool under the street lights
So come on follow me, do exactly what I do and what I see
I'm a role model to these kids, not a good one but a bad one just like Bud Hibbs
Rollin' up under the sun, Rollin' up under the light
It's payback faggot, toggaf, sexual bi
Makin' a trail with my bike from 8 Mile across the Island to VanDyke
Start a fight in the middle of the street, you god damn right
Know one knows where I'm from, here what I say
I'm like a Zombie from The Night of the Livin' Dead

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im a really fast rapper bambs , yea that occurs quite often ....

tip is enunciate every syllable , use your whole mouth toung an lips for a clear crisp sound on your words , it should help ......

To everyone that guy samboy27 is gonna come on here he's really interested in getting better so welcome him with open arms if that's possible he just wants to learn

hit you ?
i'll slap you
chew you up an **** you
roll u up n spliff you
leave ya face swoll up , busted an i'll sniff you
wipe my ass with your raps , laugh cause you got issues
fist used , clitorus abused , sipholus bruised , ya skin tissue s
i got hip hop with aerasol cans an lighters
prof embarass ya'll ,have you abandon cyphers
im holding on to my bars like a man in rikers
hip hop right now is like ham in jeruselam
im waiting for the famine to strike ya''s
drag you gagged to a cabin n knife ya
stabbin n swipe ya
abdomen, grabbin a pipe ta
jab um in , a place below the waist so he can never have a kin
thought i told you zombies
i dont want a cadever n the lab again
ya'll sluts trying to photo shop hip hop
well real artists don't just examine the picture
they start jsst jamming a mixture
seek wealth in knowledge
understanding a richer belief
script relief ,lift the street , like a brick a reef,
i'll rip ya teeth out , for the tooth fairy money
just wanna reach out an smack somebody
what ya gonna speak about who got the weaker mouth
in a speach bout leave ya skull cracked n bloody

My skull is cracked and bloody, because that’s how Myers made me
Armed with a chainsaw, that’s how a psycho raised me
A psycho is what I was, but a man is what I am
My past plans failed, now I stand with another plan
I’ll blast you to another planet with the barrel up on the Magnum
Turn you into a ghost, and banshee you like a phantom
Horse-kick in your face and straight bash you up with the saddle
Blow you with a Coke bottle and crack you open like Snapples
Come Hallowe’en time, I’ll smash you like Jack O’Lanterns
Leave you burning all night like a candle stood on the mantel
-piece, grabbing a knife and stabbing you with the handle
Hack you just like a cantaloupe, attacking you like a cannibal
Commando with lots of ammo, rattle you just like Rambo
Rat-a-tat-tat, dismantle you in the bathroom
Dragging you to your bedroom
And smashing you with a sample of a hammer tool
that I just found stashed inside your garage room
This rap, I’ve kinda narrowed it down in a paragraph or two
Break it down into chunks, that is how I am gonna handle you
I grab you and strangle you as soon as I get my hands on you
And just like Timmy, I’ll whack your head with a Mallett too

You heard that samboy27 kid? I'm battlin' him right now cuz Bambino hasn't responded in a while. I'll battle u when I'm done wit this scrub