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Insane Crazy

[Verse 1]
Im insane crazy
Lazy as **** spilling guts to you
The knife on the counter
Pick it up slicing brains just for the hell of it
Slice him in peices and sorted like Halibut
**** P, follow me
Hancuff him to the bead
Chains around his neck and head
I'll give him 50 bucks to jump out the window
Stash his body in a shed
Im gettin serious though
Im insane crazy
Fucked up in the head , why not? Maybe
Come out of the womens bathroom naked
With a hard on the size of 2 slaps of bacon
I got these sluts hands shaken
Go back to the lab to plan to blow up a bank in a tank
My hard dick in the face of the clerk and shot a blank
And you guys thought I was fake
Jesus christ, Moses, God damnit, shut the hell up for Gods Sake

[Hook]x2
Because this... is how... I act
I act... like a man...iac
Im crazy... to... the bone
So leave... me the ****... alone
I said....

[Verse 2]
You'll catch me stashin brains in a drawer
Hidin from the cops in a corridor
Shoot motherfuckers with an uzi
I killed your mom and dad go ahead convict me
But Im a lyrical combine
Whatever you do, run, hide
I'll find you and plot to kill with my dreadful mind
Throw you in the bathtub with christmas lights
Watch your hair fizz up like pop, I think its fun
Eat you up like a cinnamon bun
And then there I go again I run
I run from the police dogs chasin me
Like I said Im insane crazy
What's canine bites gonna do to me?
Shoot me, stab me, burn me, it won't faze me
Taze me, I'll kill the **** outta you
Man Im so mean
Yeah thats a stab at you David Carrodine
Come party with me folks
I swear we'll have a good time
Cause Im just a lyrical master mind

[Hook]x2

Messed up mind

(hook)
I got a messed up mind on the verge of insanity
And a fucked up vocabulary filled with profanity
And a gun in my hand ready to end humanity
I'm so insane that I'll never get signed 
Cuz it's hard to get a deal with such a messed up mind

Verse 1   
I'm crazy man a regular hanibal lecter
I come back again and again like a tax collector
I throw a bitch against the wall and procced to rape her
Not a real bitch I use a pen to molest this paper
More than one page so I finish it off with the stapler
In crazy son with a fucked up head
Rhymes that leave u physically crippled and emotionally dead
I'm standin right next to u but u don't see me like I'm infared
I got bitches hung in my closet with a shoelace
Ur girl is next but guess what ur way to late
Cuz now her limbs are crisscrossed in my suitcase
I'm a masked murderer that's impposible to replace
Even the zodiac killer couldn't keep up with my pace
I gauge a bitches eyes and leave her blind
Life is easy when u got a messed up mind 

(hook)    

I'm gettin writers block can't figure out how to start this second verse any ideas          

Verse 2

I got a messed up mind and I posses no soul 
And I moliwop bitches like I'm playin whack a mole
Do bitches doggystyle with no birth control
I'm insane with this mic rapped around my fingers 
And when the words come out u get scared cuz u know the devil lingers
From birth the devil gave me this curse
To put the fear of god into every verse
Word after word filled to the brim with evil      
Drug addicts love me more than a heroin needle
U were wrong if u thought I could be peaceful
Each and every brain cell filled with diabolical plans    
I cause a nuclear reaction worse than japans
It's a fucked up idea I know but I can't help it
Cuz hatred is the only thing I emit 
And I admit it's only a matter of time 
Before everyone on this earth has a messed up mind

Hope yall heard I changed my name to Killadelphia.
But I am still part of my Fre$h to Death mafia.
Other niqqas still think I am their problem.
They scaried, but I didn't even drop my first album.
I am changing the way I rap.
**** them sad songs, done with that crap.
You ******* a hoe, I am ******* a model.
I got some much money, I got more sacks than Troy Polamalu.
Ima let dis niqqas hate, while I am sipping bottles.
This was once my dream, and now that is my life, for you is it a nightmare ?
While you were doing nothing important, I worked hard, didn't you relize I took ya girl.... unaware.
Your words aren't fresh anymore, they stale like blue cheese.
I am allergic o bullshit, so when your talking, I am goin' sneeze.
I know I am part asian, black and part white.
but my rhymes are ******* just right.
I bust out when I'm in a rap fight.
But you should thank me, cause when I fucked ya girl, she was ode tight.
I fucked that bitch all night.

who wanna battle ?

Look Killadelphia, don't try and rap please
I have you training like you just got your floaties
I wet you up like 24, call me Kobe
Don't think where equal this is no matrimony
If you rap, then you just got to show me
I'll toast you up in the oven like pepperoni
Lyrical chef, cheese you up like macaroni
No girly **** please, ride off this forum in your pony
My rhymes are grrrate, but don't call me Tony
You pussy bear, don't come here like Yogi
"Who wants to battle" My verses leave you rattled
My rhymes ride you like a boat with no paddles
I raise you up like I just won the trophy
You can leave, the battle is over, sorry
I'm high definition, I'm that 3-D Sony
Don't pussy rap here, this is only patrimony

Niqqa ya name is, GJayPro.
Guess it means you Gay Jay, so you gay on da down low.
Now talking about real rapping, how bout you actually write something yourself.
Lieing saying your gonna beat me might effect your health.
Listen, don't come at a Boss, especially Killadelphia himself.
Nah but real talk, I am gonna finish you quickly cause I ant got time.
Gotta head to the studios once the sun shine.
Ima finish it like this.
Don't take it personally, its just business.
Anyone tell ya I would bet my life on money, I guess I got a gambling problem.
Yall niqqas can't handle my lamas.
Talk ****, come to ya house with the twin revolvers.
Shoot you up, with something that looks like the mordern Warefare Models.
Just remember as you read this, you started it.
Its to easy, Ima play around with you, then END it.
They call me a nuke, cause I finish wars.
But in this one, there will be no survivers for.

What the ****? That made no sense
Your gana need protection, no self defense
Can't handle my lamas? What the hell?
Your not close to my level, you ain't parallel
This nigga gets scared when I ring his door bell
I'm in my fancy hotel, not your broke down motel
I write my own ****, comin' off the dome
Your girl asked for me, told that bitch to go home
She was way to ugly and the size of a gnome
Your bitch is as hot as ice, call her snowcone
You shine like a cemetery, dead dirty bones
I shine like my car, rims glisten with the chrome
Your rap had not one bit of flow
Your raggedy basement doesn't count as a studio
When the sun shines, I'm hittin' the gym
Like D-Rose, my rhymes are shaking the rim!

I'm just gonna get in this and check ya mental health
cuz Gjaypro just kicked ur ass so hard i'm worked u might kill yourself
Kiladelphia I'm guessing from philadelphia stupid gangsta faker
ur flow makes u sound like a robot and imma circut breaker
sayin u gotta get back to the studio and ya 6 dolla beat maker
sorry I'm beatin u but Like u said is just buisness
like when I leave no witness to the vicious murder of ur limbless mistress
I'm givin u so many lyrical presents you gon think it's Christmas
when I'm done u gon be callin up the red cross
and in the mean time u can find out y ur girls pussy smell like old pasta sauce
u can "nuke" me all u want I'll come back wit a brand new weapon
And shoot u up at the end of the session
I have a question
I can't see ur facial expression but I'm guessin that u sufer from depression
cuz only a sad **** could make wack rhymes like that
I'm steppin all over you like a welcome mat
this isn't even my best **** but I can still beat u anyday
and if this was my best I wouldn't be waisting it on u anyway

lol, I know man "Yall niggas can handle my lamas" or some ****, I'm just like wtf?!

One Day

Here we go.... 1 verse nigga

(Chorus)x2
One day I will shine like the sun
One day show my bud's how its done
One day ball em' up just for fun
One day I will have it all son

(Verse)
Glisten the scene real mean with some green
Peaceful meadow, like a wonderland dream
Roll up in my Nissan turbo charged Z
Growin' fame like I used some Bosley
Dirty thirty is what they used to call me
Scored 30 on a well conquering team
I shot the lights out, shot like lazer beams
Thrown' hooks left and right like Kareem

My flow beat them down to a ash of dust
Got the fame, the confidence, and players trust
Never gave in to the girls or the lust
Stuck hard to my game just like the earths crust
I was swaggin' hard with all the good players
Had to prove my skills to the underrater's
Keep talkin' ****, see what happens next
Send your ass to the my jungle call me T-Rex
My jungle is the paint, think you can win?
Breakin' your neck just like violin's
I delete the whole team to the recycle bin
I would really tear you up, limb for limb
But excuse me for now, I'm on my gentlemen

I'ma kill it right now, and I'm calling it out
My rhymes spit and spit, call it a waterspout
Heat you rappers like the deserts, its a water drought
Killin' them pussy rappers, cause there girlscouts
I'ma get loud in this ****, screw a thundercloud
Shake up the party, got the voice of a crowd
Doin' everything I can just to make my mother proud
Shout out to rappers, I ain't ******* around

(Chorus)x2 [Fade out] - "Better believe dat ****, no joke nigga"

Werd I think we might have scared him away lol

I haven't been rappin in a while so I was hopin he could be a good warmup, but dam that was a bit tooooo easy.

It's UK territory now, You better step down,
Cuz when Uk's in, Your underground,
Don't frown, I'll just be knocking you out,
show you what freestyles all about.
I'm stainless steel, you copper gonna rust,
Who's gonna step up bitch, I ain't fussed.
I'll take on anyone, Small, Black, Tall or white.
Cuz when your against me, Prepare for the fight of your life.

Your a bit full of ya'self Killadelhia,
I'm a spread you like I spread Philladelphia.
I don't mean to get involved but here I am,
Call yourself a gangster, Click Clack and Blam.
You don't know what it's like out on the frontline,
Rapping against me bitch, Your wasting your time.
Look I don't wanna spare you another second of embarrasment,
But this is the day where I become your judgment.
You won't win this battle, That's what I rekon,
Because out of me and you, Your gonna fall second!

Fight of my life? I knock u out wit a big right hook
u can't put this verse down like a good book
show me how to freestyle you just in denial
that was so bad I think u killed rap u should be on trial
I'm tall and I'm white?
And I'm black cuz of the way I fight
I kill lyrics shove em in a body bag
that verse made me gag
I leave u raisin a white flag

And just for the record copper doesn't rust just make sure u got ur facts straight before u write it down u don't wanna seem stupid

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ar0AMlwDWsw
Diddy Bop (remix)

Hook x2

GJay
Young.... Swagga

Hook x2

One time...
One straight verse... nigga

Damn
I attack with a hard slam
No pain
Sense I wet it up just like the rain

Ballin' up anyone
Verses clickin' like a gun

Swaggin the swaggerish swagg
Wipin' you up like a rag

Roll the blunts
Kick drugs like a punt
Handle CP3, New Orleans
Run PG
Sting rappers like a bee
Sweet like honey
Can't hear, but you know it's me
I'ma the wettest killer, oxi clean

Killin' them
I slashin' em
The blood shiny like gem
It's easy G
Just killin' it like Assassins Creed
I'm the bounty
Never happy
So look busy
My own lyric's had that sore loser loosin' commenly

Me

I ignore men
Leave em' in the storage
Had ya'll laughin like Conan
Conan in the recycle bin
Ballin' em like ballers
Now they in the hospital
Tyga
He be on his Diddy Bop's... Yo!

Hook x5

You know what else made you gag, Your dad's dick,
Your a wanna be rapper, But your a little prick.
When you was writing that, Was you boozed,
Black or white, Your racially confused.
I'm like a tiger, Always ready to attack,
This is a card game and I'm the black jack.
I'm the leader, bitch you will follow,
Say your hard, as hard as my pillow.
So lets get things straight, You'r not and I am,
I'll knock YOU out with a slam bam and wham.
Oh and your mom's pussy, I have reserved,
Grab a napkin hommie, You just got served!

Thanks for telling me - I'll check next time, No hard feeling

Settin' the Bar

[Hook]
Cause what comes around goes around
What goes around comes around
Imma cold soul, what ya gonna do?
I got stories that are untold, so do you
So I'll set the bar, just cause thats what I came here to do

[Verse 1]
I blame god, for the right of my speech
I blame lord, for the fact that I can
I came here with a master plan
I went there with a gun in my hand
I went down with sin because of the force of the man
But the main problem is, I need a voice
I need someone to say they're, (Sorry!!!!)
**** you and **** me
**** this and **** that
Came back and fucked him right in his butt crack
**** that I ain't takin it back
Oh ****, I just switched Em's line around
Cut that!