Neverending Rap Battle

I lyriclly murder u put u six verses under 
U just a verbal blunder 
But I know u a legend so I won't mess around
But like the rest of ya family u bout to get drowned
Then I spit on ya grave like osamas burial ground
Ur gonna die next I'll hit u between the eyes 
Then you get to hell and have to say that I was ur demise
I just won the rappin Nobel prize
Suprise, I'm not fuckin done yet
I relize I ain't much of a threat
But u just gettin smaller like a burnin cigarette
But don't fret I might help u when u on the street diein of debt
U don't relize we all want u to retire ur just like brett... Farve
U know the old dude who won't fuckin quit
The guy who don't relize he plays like ****
It's preety much ur story 
Expect they left the part out were I go gory and lyricly murder u 
I shot u and buried u too
I know I'm wierd cuz I'm a rappin mutant 
Sorry but the professor just became the student  
         

You god damn right she gave me head
I think your hidin something
Dont want to talk about sex?
Wanna play tag instead?
Tag your it
Im startin to think your a faggot
This is a horror scene
How do you get a pencil through a computer screen
I'll take the pencil and stab you in the head
Make sure the whole things in your brain, even the lead
Talk about being BRAIN DEAD
And when your dead I'll drag you to the EMSEE graveyard in a sled
Say "hi" to BuckJoe and AsianSensation down there please
They both dropped dead to there knees when I was done
If Im Kevin, your Fred
You'll be featuring on nickelodeon instead
I'll be comparing you to Spongebob
Like Drake you'll be caught smokin weed on the set, on the job
And one last thing Spongebob
If I lose this battle, I'll get robbed!

Gone for a few days a **** blows out of proportion.
Now this **** be twisted like a contortion.
I'm back and no one gonna notice, cuz i'll keep this short I'll make it brief.
I just came back to see what's up and who want beef?

my rhymes don't make sense to you, son
cuz you don't understand nothing else but a bubllegum,
you play on offense, that is not good,
your playing really rude,
but you see, im a peacefull guy,
just trying to get some fun,
not like you, son,
im not killing straight,
a bullet to the head,
im killing slow,
and that's how my rap grow,
i thing your really funny,
but i dont thing you'll get some money,
with that rap **** you split,
ohh.. im sorry it's not a RAP ****,
it's an ordenery one,
you know like crap, and you, son.

im sorry i must to say you this,
but you won't get any beasnes,
... who the f*ck are you anyway,
when it comes to truble,
you **** your pants and dont stay,
you blow away,

youre talking about skittle,
WTF? are you a beaglle,
youre talking about rainbow,
ok.. i see, youre a shithole,
and you dont have even one ball,
youre a pussy and u dont go anywhere but to a moal

The fact that you’ll be torn and robbed is strictly on the cards
You’re fascinated by it and you’re smitten by it all
I’m gonna “play tag” with a metrosexual broad
Whose destiny to fall has been written by a God
But I’m no God, I’m a wise disciple
The quotes that I write are like lines by the Bible
While yours is straight out of a PlayBoy magazine
You couldn’t catch me if you drove a Yamaha machine
You’ve had to be the wackest being I’ve ever had to beat
A tragedy in the shape of a Raggedy-Ann emcee
Your relationship with Raggedy Andy was a calamity
His divorce from you must have hacked you off so bad it seems
I take Spongebob’s energy to the mad extreme
Kick you with the karate distilled by Sandy Cheeks
I always wondered how I could make a “Krab” so damn mean
You’re all out of fishscale; time to close the shack, “Eugene”
You’re one-eyed like the nasty Sheldon Plankton be
Too much burgers, you’re an avid Krabby Patty fiend
Cut you up like Samurai Champloo by the Japanese
I’m an MC with Samurai Jack’s prestige
I send shoguns to your house in stealth form
Cover your whole town with clouds of hellspawns

I'm the animalistic mystic sent to deliver trick linguistics,
Jew's may have killed off Jesus, good thing I'm not religious.
I don't need his hocus-pokus,
or his mirrors or his smoke,
to know that I just ripped so hard,
you look like you just choked.
Instead, I'm more like that snake,
In the garden Eden,
tell a stupid bitch it's ok,
Go ahead, eat it.
If you wanna talk about killin'
we can do that too,
I'm a third reich SS Nazi,
you just keep playin' as that Jew.
Your mother is subtle,
as she cuddles my troubles,
in an attempt to persuade me,
but I can't hear through her mumbles.
It doesn't end up working'
so I finish up and think,
should I send you to the gas chamber?
Nah, that **** will stink.
That's it!, I got it,
I know just what to do,
send your whole family to Auschwitz
I gotta humiliate you.
You're life is so pathetic,
in this feeble attempt,
to make Jew rappin' look cool
you forgot about the rest.
You're people are so stupid,
after the Egyptian Emancipation,
it took you FOURTY God damn years,
just to get to your destination.
Even Herod the Great,
Self appointed "King of Jews"
is astonished and ashamed,
to be used in the same context as you.
So before you go on ranting,
about what it means to be a Jew,
go take a fuckin' history lesson,
and I won't have to humiliate you.

I'm the animalistic mystic sent to deliver trick linguistics,
Jew's may have killed off Jesus, good thing I'm not religious.
I don't need his hocus-pokus,
or his mirrors or his smoke,
to know that I just ripped so hard,
you look like you just choked.
Instead, I'm more like that snake,
In the garden Eden,
tell a stupid bitch it's ok,
Go ahead, eat it.
If you wanna talk about killin'
we can do that too,
I'm a third reich SS Nazi,
you just keep playin' as that Jew.
Your mother is subtle,
as she cuddles my troubles,
in an attempt to persuade me,
but I can't hear through her mumbles.
It doesn't end up working'
so I finish up and think,
should I send you to the gas chamber?
Nah, that **** will stink.
That's it!, I got it,
I know just what to do,
send your whole family to Auschwitz
I gotta humiliate you.
You're life is so pathetic,
in this feeble attempt,
to make Jew rappin' to look cool
you forgot about the rest.
You're people are so stupid,
after the Egyptian Emancipation,
it took you FOURTY God damn years,
just to get to your destination.
Even Herod the Great,
Self appointed "King of Jews"
is astonished and ashamed,
to be used in the same context as you.
So before you go on ranting,
about what it means to be a Jew,
go take a fuckin' history lesson,
and I won't have to humiliate you.

Your just a "Dirty Bubble" all he does is whines
First thing this cat does is put quotes with my lines
Then he goes on babblin about hows he's asian
Like it somehow slipped out minds
You gotta George Michael swagger
To go with Elton Johns traits
To match with Freddie Mercury's AIDS
******, your gonna get your death wish
Melissa Ethridge get off the crystal meth binge
Suprising you know what a playboy magazine even is
Son are you sure your old enough to even jizz?
Last night you had a dream battling me, you won, that was a fantasy
After this battle "snap back to reality"
But I wanna get down to business
"I don't time to play around what is this?"
Guess who? Yeah Eminem, your a menime
Im Bambino, Holyfield, right?
But this kid is so gay, you never threw a punch in your life
You just swing both ways
But lets move onto the Spongebob raid this kids on today
Im Plankton stealing your Krabby Patties all day
I get away with stealing
That's taking **** without pay!
I'll murder you all day
Leave your body in the woods to DECAY
But **** cards, lets do golf, I got this match play
All day hittin dead center on the fairway
Lets hit the DIAMOND, I'll turn a double play
But Im "Man Ray" beware for my "Gamma Ray"

Half of that doesn't even rhyme which is the whole point of rap I'm not gonna even respond ur just gettin annoying

If I wad to rap about half the crap yall spit,
I'd need two pads then a bit.
It seems the game has went downhill,
Masters of this **** **** on noobs and call it a kill.
Well I'm takin this back to back in tha day.
When we was all spittin for fun, it wasn't about what you say.
It just was a factor on the flow and how you was rhyming.
It seems like we all went for beef and forgot our timing.
I remember when battles were real to holmies and brothers.
When boys wasn't spitting about holmies' lovers.
I'm just asking as a humble and and honest MC,
Don't you think any of you can rep with me?
I need brothaz to help me take it to back in the day,
a rap with feeling, in that street corner way.

SPIT METER:
Illustraight Vs. Bambino
55 to 45
Whitemofomonkeysmugla Vs. Sasokolak
99 to 1

hah mane you stole that whole fuckin rap off da internet

all of that rhyme, but you are not enought mature to understand and see all of this..
ohh.. yeah... you must know: that you surender to a 14 years old boy

God lots of new people Nice.. Been reading everything since I was last on. Not bad.. some of you got it. Others work on it.

Rainbow and shithole? And I'm fourteen too smart one and I don't surrender I just don't see why I should keep beatin on u

There's newbies on here who are replyin to Dauer. Dauer hasnt posted anything since 2005

All they see is the first page not relizein there's 580 pages after

Yeah. that kid that was battlin you doesnt know what hes even doin. Wonder if he even knows what rapping means.

--Bambi--
Looks like a storm is brewin
You can tell the cows are mooin
I'll make a rich bitch a poor whore
Im like a banana peel
Slip and you will feel
Pottasium and it make you'll heal
Since we're talkin about ****
I thought you were older quit suckin on your ma's tit
Get off your ass and face it like a man
Dont be mad cause Im better than
You, bitch
I'll make a grown man cry
Cause Imma cherry pie
Your so queer you can make a straight jacket bend
I dont mean to offend
But it aint like Im commiting that big of a sin

Man take it easy
Its not like Im ******* Weezy
Ill make a calm day breezy
God damn I can guarentee
Homie If I could I'd have a Bachelors Degree
In this ****
Take a look at me, Im hot
I hope you agree
You and me back seat like Echo and me
How about we get it on
I hope this doesnt sound to wrong
I want you on my dick with that pink thong
With no shirt or bra on
Come on give it to me lady
Before I run along to your ma in my bed where she belongs
Now stop liying to yourself shawty
Get over here and jump on my dick so we can set up the tripod and make a DVD
Damn right I'll pee right in your face where it suppose to be

--Bambi--
If you dont get on his dick bitch
I'll make you want mine
Trust me girl you aint getting outta this club
Without your back not being in a straight line
Becasue the bottom line is
When the chandeliers fall, its gonna be brawl, now get on his
Or your dumb whore ass is gonna be up like a haul
And your gonna drop like a curveball
And roll like a ground ball
But trust me either way your gonna get a curtain call on my town hall



(My two verses on a collab)

DAAAAAAAAMMMMMNNNNNN!!!! 14??? I thought you were like 9 or something just trying to learn, but man you really garbage!!!