Neverending Rap Battle

No, I'm not cocky
I KNOW you can't stop me
My rhymes are like magic
Lock, load, and pop like J.J. Redick
When I'm through with you
You'll need to see an academic
Your style don't ride here, homez
My rhymes make you rock like the Flintstones
I don't comprehend your tempo
Wag my finger at your **** like Mutombo
**** outa here with that ****
Its your double team I just split
When was I a hero?
You think your tough like Robert Dinero?
I'll steam you up like porridge
Then round house kick your ass out this forum
Call me Chuck Norris

@AsianSensation
im srry but asians cant spit,
but u still gotta admit
that BlackieChan is the ****,
ur embarrassing urself so just quit,
cause my raps will kill u and make me a bandit,
im like a grenade, ill blow u into bits,
the raps u try to submit make u look like a nitwit,
till u see the sunrise until the moonlit,
u wld b the guy i wld outspit,
so dont make urself look worse,
dont try to write another verse,
cause if u come at me again ill leave u with a curse,
ill kill u faster than u can think and throw u in a hearse,
so if ur smart u wont come at me again,
cause this is a mans job so stay in ur playpen,
and u better b sayin ur prayers cause im comin 4 u. amen

For bambino, D9-Tap, GJayPro, BlackieChan45, AsianSensation and WhiteMofoMonkysmugla

To all the people I mentioned
I think it’s about time for me to teach you a lesson
Causing mass hysteria and unbelievable tension
This is not a joke, so don’t believe that I’m jesting
Call me Ill, I’m an MC who’s so restless
You ought to take the TV and the seat that I rest in
A lyrical samurai unsheathing his weapon
Cut you to ribbons and slash you to pieces in seconds
I abide by Bushido, so lethal and deadly
My schemes dominate and leave you seething with tension
I confuse you and mislead with deception
I’m genuine while you just keep up pretences
Gorillas In The Mist, all smoke and mirrors
Making you so damn blind you can’t see the dissemblance
Pupils are dried up, leave pleats where your lens is
You and I are not alike, don’t compete with the best
Illustraight is an illustrious legend
Spar with a veteran; my rhymes will leave you despondent, dispirited
‘Cause you’re modest when it comes to decorum and etiquette
And you’re jealous of me, so you harbour resentment
Show hostile dejection instead of having love and respect for me
And that upsets me like never before
‘Cause of the way that I’ve built such a successful rapport
As a legendary forum rapper on this extendable source
I’ve made an impeccable score
The way that I’ve set targets on this incredible course
So a conclusion won’t take me just a second to draw
I’m a calm, cool guy; you’re all just petulant whores

You think you just had some domination
Bro, yer just a star, I'm a constellation
Who are you causing tension to, buddy
I'm the top dog in here, yer just a puppy
Why you swimming up in my ocean
I'm a great white, what are you a guppy?
You ain't no samurai yer just in training
Yer bloods on the walls, (look daddy its a painting!)
I'm not confused if that's what you think
Your paranoid after my rhymes, go see a shrink
Heads up, I see right through you
I can control this battle just like voodoo
Your rap looks like a piece **** to me
Its softer then that kiddy ****, Bambi
Now quit making up words dumb ass
You spittin like your in a mentally disabled class
I'm the galaxy your like Pluto
Your just another horrible movie, Bruno
You will never be loved or respected
Your just going to be torn inside out, dissected
Your nowhere near ill, uhuh not close
You've fallen like Andre Miller to Derrick Rose
I just dunked on you, your on my poster
Quit trying to be an MC you lifeless poser
3, 2, 1 Swish. (BAH!)
This raps over cause I'm the clutch closer

Legend? Your typing behind a keyboard! Get your ass out and about and actually battle!

Damn, straight slammed on all of us. LoL

U don't wanna **** wit me I'll put u six feet under 
How am I supposed to take u seriously u get scared by the sound of thunder
I'm beginning to wonder how an Asian caused so much controversy 
Well it's over get ready to beg for mercy
In one year you'll be thinkin **** it's the anniversary 
Of the time I got beat by some white kid
I'm meltin u son u goin from solid to a liquid
U may be a samuri but I'm a ninja I cut u wit my katana
U startin to get sweaty like u in a fuckin sauna
Lyrical legend? Ur fuckin kidding me son u rhyme like a third grader
Get off the fuckin computer and quit bein a hater 
It's like ur whole life is this website
U up late at night tryin to get in on an  online fight 
OMG he's so great he's a rapper on a rap forum 
Just stfu and do some real **** before you bore em... All 
U at the top of ur game but I'm about to make u fall 
Like u tripping off a cliff
Grim reaper son slice u wit my syth
Cut ur throat open blood spurtin out ya jugular 
Ur raps are weak while mine are so muscular
U bout to bleed out better get ur ass a hello kitty band aid
If I was ur daddy that would make u man made 
Instead u just gay made cuz ur father likes man dick 
U wish u were sick but the truth is u can't even beat tic tac nic
A no good prick lookin to give lil Wayne a lollipop lick 
No no I'm never gonna stop
 not till we figure out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop
U say it's three when really it's 1000 and three 
That's equal to number of rappers careers that have been ended by me  
Aight aight I gotta save some rhymes for later
Just kiddin imma hit u like a meteor turn ya face into a crater
What would u do if u went to a resteraunt and I was ur waiter?
Would u scream and run? Would u stand up and say get at me son?
Well Ill get at u if u want I'll start spittin on the table
I'll mess u up so bad the doctors won't even be able to keep u stable
I'm almost at 2000 characters so I'll keep goin longer and longer
all it does is make make my raps stronger and stronger
I think I'm finally over my writers block
now get outta my face and go make ur sock as hard as a rock  


 
  

      
 

And the boy who thinks he knows how to rap, like Eminem, well-
Ends up knee deep in crap, like that poor man, hell-
Oh wait that was you, I saw the other day,
Every time a person passed by I'd hear them say,
He's lost his touch, like Britney Spears!
I'll bet when he's alone, he wipes off his tears!
You're a joke to me, and you'll never win the prize,
Be assured that's the way you look in other people's eyes,
Nancy O' Dell's runnin' a story on you,
It's all about those stupid rhymes that you do,
But she calls them love letters to a demented soul,
Because all that's left of your talent, nothing but coal!

And the boy who thinks he knows how to rap, like Eminem, well-
Ends up knee deep in crap, like that poor man, hell-
Oh wait that was you, I saw the other day,
Every time a person passed by I'd hear them say,
He's lost his touch, like Britney Spears!
I'll bet when he's alone, he wipes off his tears!
You're a joke to me, and you'll never win the prize,
Be assured that's the way you look in other people's eyes,
Nancy O' Dell's runnin' a story on you,
It's all about those stupid rhymes that you do,
But she calls them love letters to a demented soul,
Because all that's left of your talent, nothing but coal!

Who Illustraight? Naaaaaaahhhh he just used a whole bunch of big words to sound good. Like Trey Songz and Daaaaammmn, I gota give it monkeysmugla cause he just killed that ****!

I haven't come at you yet out of respect
U talk bout ballin when u just a town rec reject 
I'm changing the subject before u hit eject 
Like u bout to crash ur plane 
It's a symbol that ur losin ur fuckin brain
I make u go insane like some sort of injection 
When ur mom found out she was pregnent she screamed WHY DIDNT I USE PROTECTION 
Cuz she never wanted a son in the first place 
She wanted a daughter that's why u a drag queen with lipstick on ya face
I take ya legs out with my mace make u wear a brace 
Aww poor baby can't play bball no more
I'll make it up to u here's a whore 
Oh **** that's ur mom? Oh man I'm so sorry
The nightime on the east coast looks so starry 
Speakin of stars since when are u a constellation? 
I'll tell u what u can be the little dipper
Cuz ur a small creation
I'll be hydra cuz I'm huge I cause fasination that sweeps the nation 
U strugglin with ur raps it's like constipation 
U just love the sound of ya own voice don't you... Verbal masterbation
U weren't ready for this invasion if only u was better at preperation 
I'm Destin for big things fame is my destination

and illustraight is just some guy who thinks he's all that cuz he writes a good rhyme every once and a while and btw not tryin to start **** ^^^ just lookin for a good battle
   




     

 
  
   

And thanks for the props man finally got outta that writers block lol

Shut up bro, your going all out
These rhymes are kinda harsh so don't pout
You didn't hit eject your a tourist
I'm mother nature your just a forest
I meant forest like the dumb ass Forrest Gump
Beat me? You can't pull off an impossible stunt
**** off me you little runt
I'ma kick yer ass out the stadium like a punt
You busy selling shrimp
Your mom tried to **** me, trust me I'm not a pimp
**** the constellation I'm the universe
I'm in my Lambroghini
Yer dead ass is in the back of a Herse
You died because of one measly verse
I'm on my way to the top
Your still driving backwards in reverse
You can't sweep the nation
I took over along time ago, I called it Obama-Nation
How the hell you get my mom
You can't pick up a ho near an LA sub station
There ain't no invasion here son
Your going to need a bucket list like Jack Nicholson
You have to masturbate
Cause you can't **** no one without committing rape

Idk, you might have got me there, but why would you randomly go at me?

Just bored nothin personal it's just for fun You seemed like you would be a challenge so I just went for it and I was right Nice verse

 I pick this beef outta my teeth 
stab u with a toothpick then take ur money like a thief
U like a tree in the winter.. Not a single leaf
I'll **** u up cuz of a single controversial belief
U a universe? Well I'm a different dimension 
Illustraight lied I'm the only one causin tension 
Did I forget to mention 
that this is an intervention 
and my intension is to remind you that u got a problem
U think u at the top when u really at the bottom
Rappers be speedin down the highway then I road block em
Get em a speedin ticket after I clock em  
I'm on a whole nother level
I had to put in a personal favor to the devil
Just kiddin my talent was god given
Made one mistake then I was never forgiven  
Never lived up to my full potential of livin
 till I left that bitch in the corner quiverin
There's nothin to scared bout son quit shiverin       
I'm just doin what y'all told me to do I'm deliverin  

Says the person whose stupidity has a major circulation.

You wouldn't even know what those big words meant. That's part of the reason I used them in the first place. And besides, vocabulary and multisyllables are important when it comes to rhyming.

Correction. I don't think I'm all that at all. And you know my verse beats out any bitten or preschool rhymes that some of you seem to be putting out nowadays. Besides, I'm having fun at the end of the day but since you've decided to get emotional and turn this into a war then so be it. I've been spitting WAY before you guys turned up.

It doesn't matter how long you've been spittin senority doesn't play a role in this game I'm not tryin to start a war but if u want one then so be it but u could at least write back to one of the 3 people who wrote back to you

It ain't beef if it ain't right
I'm like an armor plated knight
A toothpick snaps at my sight
There ain't no way you can win this fight
You can't cause tension if you ain't good
You can't rap, yer like DJ Khaled "I'm so Hood!"
Your some spinach and I'm Popeye
Fist to your face is the next thing to apply
Speeding ticket? **** the police
Your the one quivering, ******* rolypoly
You ain't going near god or heaven
Your broke ass can't stay at 7-11
Your broke cause you tried to steal my money
But no one tolled you, your my practice dummy
Your right, a whole nother level
I'm a couple million flights up
Just keep your foot on the pedal
I'm waiting for you at the top
After this you'll fall a couple more stories
You'll get lucky to beat me like Robert Horry
Its like you fell off a couple Taj Mahal's
Step yer game up kid quit playing with yer dolls