Neverending Rap Battle

Back on a whole new name son.

Lets start **** on old school,
Weeds cool
you fool
you saying you balling
you crawling,
old school got you niggaz falling.
I'm raining on tha game like a mafucking rain cloud,
Lets see how much mafucking hate D'9 can bring down.
I got the mafuckers on they knees praying
I aint playing
I got yall niggaz brains spraying
I can keep a flow goin all day'n
Nigh to light,
I'll mafucking fight.
I got writer's block, my **** sucks.
But thats cuz im wasted, i need 5 bucks for cheep fucks.


I ******* hate writer's block homies...that's all i got at the moment, time for bed. Been up 32 hours, may explain my lack of good ****.

You just joined this
Dont be callin other rappers bitches, bitch
Dont get cocky, you're new
But Hitler you're the jew
I might aswell zip you up in a body bag
But the bag will unzip its self and push you off like, get off me fag
But your game is fresh
This is a friendly forum
Really I could careless
You saying your raps are fresh and new
That's funny cause I just saw E-ness rap on Grind Time
He used the same line as you
Flip that around duke
You used the same line as him
But yeah your rap game is dim
I usually drive the Juniors, dog
But you know what
This ****'s a cake walk

Coka feen me? Your a fat bastard- Oprah windrey
Ill kick your black ass till you blast out my open chimney
******* Smack addict, motor mic you aint rapping oh so quickly
Im rapping at 16, and your still rapping over 60?
Six weeks, ill be standing over you six feet
Bitch please
The force is to strong, ive gone from novice to god
Pay homage if not, i promise your be rotten, forgot
Im rap from my lips to my socks or the hip when i hop
Your a bitch, but still not top of the pops.
A dick, and we all just watching you flop
Goldy-locks, my porridge is hot

Has been, you have been, a perfect rap queen
Im the baddest Emcee, in this GA-LAX-Z
Crack fein, with cracked-black teeth
Also packs E, and A-TTACKS ME
Stand back please, im ACT-URELY
Gonna stab this cat,
So YOU RATS CAN EAT

rats (other people on this site)


ahh i cant be bothered to write more lol

ten lines to reply
my next line you cant deny
that your rap didn't make sense
your worthless rap is evidence
they call me the grim reaper
i am the street sweeper
aka the greeter
the number one champion
the defeater
cause my camp is in Zion

You came wearin pants but you will leave in a skirt
Don't get mad at me son if your feelins get hurt
I will demolish you and polish you
Throw the left hook and the book at you
Make you feel sad
Because your just a lad
In WAY over your head
I'll make you wish you was dead
BELIEVE that you don't want this with me
I'll crush you, your whole crew and friends and family
I'll dissect you like a frog in a science class
Leave you blind deaf and dumb with an insurmountable task
Battle with me? Ha ha I don't think so
I'll give you this much you got balls to try though
You see battlin me is like jumpin from a plane
Then realizing you aint got a parachute and splatterin your brain
I'm insane and I'm ruthless
Kid I'll leave you toothless
Put that gap in your smile
And you could never walk a mile
In my shoes or my boots
I got REAL Hip Hop roots
You are just a weak child
Smoke you like a black and mild
Or maybe a philly
Son your rhyme scheme is silly
You’re efforts are in vain
Like I said you don’t want this payne
Before I’m through your gonna learn my name
I am the rapper that put you to shame
So spell it D 9 T A P
And look before you leap next time Don’t land a trap
Your whole style is tired you’re a wannabe thug
Yeah I saw your picture sittin there lookin all smug
Braggin bout your skill like your name was Capone
But I’m magical like Medusa when I turn you to stone
And it’s sick the way I dissolve your every hope
Of walking away from this in one-piece see you tied your own rope
Fashioned your own noose and dug your own grave
Now I wipe you out like a tsunami prepare for the next wave
Your livin in a dream world to think you can compete
I’ll crush your ego a capella or to a nasty wicked beat
We could do it on the rap site, coffee shop, stage or street
Class is in session pay attention and take your seat
I’ll school you and rule you Make you feel like a fool too
I’ll rope you and dope you so tell me now kid what you gonna do
Your answer to this had better be hot
I aint even afraid kid go ahead take your best shot…


Thank god, sleep got me off my W.Block

charlie your forcin me to talk about ur god syndrome ,
u aint got income
how unfortunate, ur galaxy is in my universe when ya doin-a-verse ,
u not-pimpin , ur not hip hop,-limping !
thats not swagger-strut ,bag-ya-up , the way you've sold out ...
im real-n-it-shows-now, ur only rhyming to get a grill-n-a-gold-mouth
what ya cooking , chim chim chimney chim you got a glass chin
jimminy cricket you little cockroach accurate when I attack-a-script
u think ur god but my concepts immaculate
try to multi assault me ,
when ur eyes hulk green,
did a blood test ya results be positive , if you gotta live , u aint a god
, so I gotta give ya ribs a shot for being fraud
I gotta give a rib to eve, an smoke some fruit a knowledge out the tree
ur 2nd letter in "about" to me , if u weren't b4 ur aBout ta bee
a microphone drone , captain crunch will slap n punch ur honey comb
an cereal kill ya , seriously your material! , only about scrilla
im about realer , u seriously never bin a venerial filler
i got iller rhymes , that build ya mind ,
crack bottles of aristotle over ya head miller time : )
**** yo head up give some birth to thought
what > im so fed up with ya souls , if my jaws caused earth to stop.

you'd understand the gravity of the situation ....

how u gonna kick my black ass? im as white as you .... lol

U dont know what to write it's a verbal indesicion 
Our rhymes are crashing together like a head on collision
The cut gets deeper it starts with a small incision
Cuz this is surgery bitch I'm the doctor ur the patient
I make the cut deeper and stuff u in da basement 
I crisscross ur limbs just like my laces
Raps like baseball I touch all bases
Ur rhymes are so bad they **** ya teeth up u gonna need braces
Ur teeth will separate like u shop at the GAP
Now I could be cheesy and say u rhyme like crap or u got the clap or u don't know how to rap 
But I'll be orginal cuz my rhymes are  amazing like supercalafradgalisticexpealadocious
While ur rhymes are so shitty they give you halatocious
My rhymes are explosive
 they leave u at the scene of the crime unresponsive
U better curl up into the fetal position cuz u know I'm abusive
Cuz I abuse my pen and I abuse my mic 
They get overused like the wife of a fat dyke
The tables be turnin like the wheels on a bike
Ur rhymes are choppy like a white kid doin the robot 
U think u all that and a bag oh chips when u really not 
 

Hot off the hat, bring more heat than a iron stove cap
Let it be known we aint got no beef
But this rap is more or less for me to knock out your teeth
Pick you jaw off the ground, and then watch you bleed
Planting this seed in this game for you to read
Im the cow and your the feed
I eat you up like Tom did to Pamela Lee
Their first porn shot, was all I got
Severing apart, am I not?
But I aint got no more, like I said I have writers block
Im trying to get something off the dome
So I can stop tying on this keyboard at the local Library
And just go home

HAHA, last line was pretty true!

put my pen to my pad ,
u say **** the badge ,
i spray n **** tha vag
optimal primal
rhyme brawl
mf time bomb ,
record,
Icon ,
when the Mic's on
Light's on ,
over my head
,nikes on
, spike gone lee , bruce the truth, in the booth ,
how it gone be
, ghandi,
or
genghis khan ,
gangsta gone ,
made the mistake,
I was gonna stay calm
, spray nam,
viet kong against godzilla,
ur not iller,
give a **** if you got scrilla ,
i'll take it,
if ur not realer ,
u think hip hop'll feel ya ?
david copperfield ya <poof> its magic ,
spit the nicest ,
its habit,if ya had it ,
you'd pad it ,
lockd n ironclad it,
my mind gone rhyme on ions cause static,
when my jaws at it , raw added ,to the biochemical equation
, my know meant to flow through the ventricles of nations



Peace yo

be careful what you say,
cuz' little bay,
i'm not a child,
sitting here with a black n' mild,
smoking the days away again,
all i wanna do is be a friend,
if you take it to the heart,
i'll just take this time apart,
for this ending, i'll mix it up,
you seem like a little pup,
compared to the way i rhyme,
i guess you're a monkey on a vine,
i don't like making fun,
your rhymes aren't bad son,
but don't step up to me,
i'll count backwards from three,
and your rhymes will be gone in an explosion,
then i'll toss you a small potion,
and you'll get drunk and fucked up,
then try to step into the cup,
i'll say 'calm down, this is just lyrical,
beating that ass, just hope it's not physical

some one respond dammit!

Wait you wanna battle?

LOL I KNOW MAN I JUST THOUGHT IT FITTED HAHA

These raps are fucked
Man I couldn't wait for your spitting to end
But heres an idea
you go home and write some new **** with yo gay ass boyfriend
Now well you go and **** yourself,
I'll wait here with everyone else.
I'll **** your bitches from head to toe
Well there screaming stop, pleeaasse no.
Now I'm done with you dauer,
So just go home and stop acting like a coward!

-AsianSensation.

Ya lets battle bitch!

Woah, no need for hatred towards me man! I didnt do nothing wrong, did I?

I'm waiting for you to make more sense than you're worth,
But it isn't working out, losing your playoff berth,
You obviously declare, you're the king of ryhme,
When you can't even make it make impact on time,
When the clock strikes ONE, I'll have you down on your knees,
Begging me for mercy, but don't you say please,
There's a gravestone out there, with your skills written on it,
Don't dissapoint the dirt, I know you're sweatin' on it.

Again another little bitch that just joined
He wants to rap battle
But me Im just really annoyed
I cant believe he just called me a bitch
I think you need to get fixed
So I start with the stitches
Work from head to toes, like your do with you so called "bitches"
Man I think you need to go, based on your name
It looks like you are gonna have a shitty flow, every asian is the same
But Im pretty hard to contain, when I rip this **** your gonna need a new game
And to go with your asian flipping ****
I've really got to admit
Your **** was pretty tight
Yeah right what the **** was I thinkin
How'd you get to my computer all the way from Beijing
But Im just gettin my feet wet
Have my sneakers flew outta your ass yet?
Cause I like my girls blonde with a little brunette
Dont try and get friendly yet
Cause your just got here
How you like the atmosphere?
You better like it and as you can tell
Im gonna welcome you to it like Royce and Shady did
We're the MEETS in BAD and EVIL, Welcome 2 hell