Neverending Rap Battle

Rap's pretty good.
I could tell Illustraight was older 'coz of his rap style and vocab : }
I'm 16, UK.

I'm 16

who wants ta rap

Bring it bruh bruh

Yo they call you Jeverexe/ because my words rape your brain with elipsey/ with a kick and a snare/ Like the Funkey times I boned ur girl and couldn't stop messin with her hair/While she rode me like a Jabbawockee pony mad crazy like she at the freak show fair/ with a sudden urge I whisper in her ear don't tell your fake ass lover jyverexe we having "The Affair".....

hey im back
did u miss me
lookin at ur "rhymes"
pissed me
off
cough cough
too much weed
i dont need to hear your crap all day
hey look im sick of this rivalry
ur a fool to rival me
il pee on ur
teeth
in ur mouth cuz u get off to that u sick homo
im young money my butler a robo
i kinda admire u veteran rappers on here liike money man
prof
and even wocka flocka
hold on i gotta go bang my honey man
aaaahhhh im done
so here it is the return of new shady
looking for a new lady cuz my old one isnt brainy
ctrap its rainy today
but hey im just gonna lay down and bomb these clowns
i kon uv had enough of my raps so im done with this one
fusk all of u but i did hav fun

BABY JUICe is my name
killing ya niggas at this internet battle is my game
and with every game theres a plan i see none of yours work thats why you got a full garbage can but dont worry ill take that **** out for ya the dirty work for me is nothing gotta make a dollar somehow and dollars like you bitch better make sure i got all of coming out no doubt step back becuase somehow this nigga is blowing up weather it be youtube, frost wire, itunes i dont give a **** just bang me in ya trunk take notes becuase when you flying you know you on the right stuff

im 14 in december

I dedicate this to the “newslimshady”
Crack-smoking redneck who’s just stupid and crazy
To be dissing a guy such as Illustraight
Like you haven’t got enough on your plate to be insulting top heavyweights
Such as I - you haven’t given up; man, I wonder why?
I think your stupidity has multiplied
And the severity of that has gone up high
Like one plumped guy dumped on top of one other guy
My raps have pissed you off; I knew you’d be jealous
You’re just like all the other stupid, crude fellas
Who don’t know when to give up when you’ve been burned
I thought you would have learned the first time, but this is too absurd
You support terrorism, and you root for jerks
I’m about to euthanise this two-bit stupid berk
For rubbin’ me the wrong way; now you’ve managed to get me anxious
So let your death be quick and painless
Without a need for painkillers
There’s no point rebuffin’ me with one of your stupid little plain disses
I killed you once, and murdered your other insane bitches
So **** off like Kid Rock, and take your fuckin’ Shadeys with ya

Anyone wanna battle?? just reply back with your flow Im up here daily so just spit some.....

Ill battle you bruh

Im a rap thats ever ending/
that leave ur mommas mind bending/
scaring your happy memories/
while i shine my shoe/
and stomp your mouth bloody till you spit out the glue/
leaving you teethless/
and turn u white like a ghost outta body feellin meatless/
and snap your fairy nic neck/
letting my homie elmo shoot u with his nine tech/
cuz u flow like a broken record raped by a tape deck/
playing your mommas voice by me screaming good lord/
with her face priceless while she jerkin ma cords/
riding me like a funky gorilla/
while she goes oooh ahhh as i give her the chill thrillas/
so i put a mic to her mouth/
echoing her bass moans till heard from down south/
and have the news cast knock on your bed door/
i tell em come in having the cam man peep a flick from down low to the floor/
with a ten o clock showing/
live with your momma rowing/
while your bored in school watchin ur momma crowing....

don't talk bout my motha
cause i can talk bout yo fatha
i'll beat him up
and y'all be next
i'll take out ma gun
and shoot till ya run
tis a rappin contest
ima pwn ya all in the end
cause tis is on,
ill rap my ass off,
till i beat ya
witch will happen,
in the end

Hahaaaaaaaaaaaa

Nic Nac Patty Wack
Tic Tac 3 pack
Call me Mr.Tic,
Another Japan Earthquake as your girl moaned loudly as she hopped on Mr.Dick
It's this Tic Tac Horror Flick, make ya **** scream
I'll have you lost without words as I feel your bitch with cream
Hahaaaa, my **** is worked up
I **** on niggas like you who cant make there own rap name up
Freeworld, tookin' from a movie, how recklace
K-Jewelers, make a "kisss" sound as this rap shines off the necklace
Please stop with the lame "Mom" jokes, so fuckin old..
Your little kiddy raps are slowing down as they get covered with mold
Another rookie Emcee, who thinks he can battle me
But it aint all gonna be bad cause I take it easy
On rookies, I dont go hardcore
Cause if I did that, it'll make all these niggas want some more
I dont drag attention
DId I mention?
Its Tic Tac Nic comin' from Maine, Ill holla back if you got some more raps
But holla quickly cause my schedual is busy, got a bitch witha nice rack

Hahaaaaaaa, i dont know bruh. Imma lil rusty. Ill get back in the game
But dont get too cocky....lil rookie

haha dont even trip/
i leave ur father bitchin with a broken hip/
laughing as hes bucklin at hes knees/
with ur stolen bb gun blastin at his floppy dees/
watching him scream louder/
than the times i made ur momma yodel as i was smashin her cheese chowder/
and rode her like a jumpin saddle clackin her legs/
but anyways i shot ur pops till he started to bitch and beg/
and pistol smacked his face/
leaving him a screamin **** like the time my girl gave ur eyes the mace/
and after an hour or two after i made him eat laced shrooms/
he looked like a sad pussy too blue that rotted and gloomed.....

Haha look who holla back/
mr nic nac tak/
with a needle to his eye filled with pook smack/
telling me he died in an earthquake/
while piping a trans with blue waffle puss quakes/
sayin its my girl cuz she looks like a cute ape/
but instead she a hippo with flappy cakes that flap like his peter pan cape/
callin this a horror flick!?! i call it a baked mistake/
that runs around town like a crack head filming a disney 8 mile remake/
with a storyline of a nik crack/
in a fairy scary costume like a tic tac/
full of broke raps/
that got jumped by freeworld's twack cats/
and got fired from little ceasar's strip club/
cuz he was desperate for a 3 line raise with a goat pill of dubs/
but took no for an answer and fucked cheddar bob/
the suicidal stripper whos got a sex change cuz hes a fagg back feathered slob/
but as i said before/
tic tac nak is just another confused joke whore/
who came back from spain piping his rotten shiba's green jelly puss cores/
so imma just end this short with 10 last words/
nic nac patty smack ur face to the fucken curb!!.......

Hahaaaaaaa, i dont know bruh. Imma lil rusty. Ill get back in the game
But dont get too cocky....lil rookie

Your slacking on your rhymes come on pick up the pace,
you think your hitting home runs ?
you havent even touched first base .
The names MC GODDESS and never in small case ,
i think the worlds with me when i say that your a disgrace .
See , i just murdered you and look theres not even a stain
Which is exact to my point that your rhymes are so plain
You know you make me wana shoot myself like curt cobain
Cus the **** comming out ur mouth is so ******* lame and retarted
you think im finished but im just getting started
your wack and your **** , and me ? im lyrically legit .
this is my grand entrance into the never ending battle
ill take you all on , cus in the end ill get a collateral .
i come in storming , this is me im like global warming
so beware motherf****rz cus this is ur only warning !

You think your a badass ?
think your a good rapper ?
Well ill be writing better lines while im sitting on the crapper
cus when it comes to rhymes im like einstein
ill have your brain tucked away from the **** your tryna say
cus when u see me get up you know thats a bad sign .
im like mozart when it comes to rhyming lines .
you and your homies are just a bunch of fat ass pricks
you be sitting round your house all day choking on dicks
Man you think your rhymes are good , well you must be delerious.
your rapping so bad i cant even take you serious !

Attention to everyone on this thread.

I aint feelin' it. I guess my rap battling skills are starting to fade away
I need time to re-energize my self, you feel me?
But I'll holla at ya in no time.
And just don't stop dissing me. I'll promise I'll get back at EVERYONE
who disses me in NO time. But ya heard it so...dueces for now.

Alright no mean to jump the heat level, we just battlin G...its all good Peace.