Neverending Rap Battle

first of all your not prepared for my nightmares
beware cause i cause i kno you'd like to stare
but i dont exist
i'm only here to get you pissed
you dont have to take this as a diss
you can just pretend I'm R Kelly
and if u still dont like that e mail me
get it if you dont just forget it
cause i know you want to hit me
but you cant
you just have to live with the fact that you really cant rap
but at least you good for a laugh

wait is your first name ryan??

LETS BATTLE

lie detector test my testical's you can't fucked wit the best a all
tell the truth in hell or in the booth or well in a group of angels surrounding god
ya'll sound mirage , i underground surround sound camoflage
my ammo kablammo hole from the verbal bullet lodged
make a resting place for this zombie mammal man hole
a mans soul , trapped in a room with butane 2 brain munchers and a candle
enlighten ya'll with a bright idea , cause I can an will
graffiti the peace treaty of the deceased rest in piece
a bullseye an a trigger happy sniper make a nice recipe
lesson 3
listen on a post- apocalyptic mission
keep in a lighted posistion stock ammunition
watch that clock in the kitchen get in
get out with all the supplies ya lives
an make sure nobody dies
or gets biten , you see um zombies , hungry for brains
an them zombies hungry for knowledge
some of there victums sold cocaine, some taught in college
1 thing they both acknowledge skulls cracked an brains swallowed
what did we learn
from the first to go ?
They Learn! n its good 4 us to be fast an have a good vertical
loose ya fear of heights
use the fear of night
choose what ever gun appears or a knife
fight for your life
head shots , the dead rots ,hit um with that red dot
use lil hand 2 hand combat never headlock , sever the head off
what ever head office did they fucked up
said the last 2 guys left in the pentagon
the dead come back to life from the after life to recapture life
have ta fight the hunger to have ta bite
have a spike in the adrenal gland doc! and doc?
the heart of this mans stopped
secret ops dropped into the med center locked the doors said do not enter
a waiting game , see how long till your primate king will change
ill thangs being done , savage creatures that kill thangs human being none
well one
when the rest of the human race starts chewing face spewing waste
will he have enough brains for humanity to survive off his remains
go ask your dames

yes

I'm about to get rid of some hoes, it's simple
I'ma spit my rhyme on a paper. with lead and I ain't talkin about a pencil
Look at what the **** you done got into
I see you found your niche you just a bitch with a menstrual
Claimin you a murderer and spelt it wrong
You put "E" before the "D" because that's all you on
Yall on Pac's dick, yall a replica guy
If he was still alive, you would never get by
All you do is cry, bitch keep it real
Life is more than imitatin niggaz and eatin pills
And what kinda ************ ruins three deals
That another nigga got you, they didn't see skills
And I ain't playin, you a brother gettin cheated
And yall be prayin on your colors cause yall need it
And all you niggaz hatin, shut your mouths
It's just the real niggaz ain't buyin that **** y'all put out

Then count me in.

-_- You sicken me you homophopic twat.

Now lend me your ear and listen good, this is our turf our street our lively hood. You come dissin us, calling some gay well let me show you the right way. Don't be dissis us bitch showing your hate. Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date.
Now listen ****** this may come as a surprise
Folk clap when they see you...but they clap their hands over their eyes.
So piss off now and leave this place!
You've got the perfect weapon against muggers - yer face Your more retarted then Homer,why don't you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma
I heard that you were a Ladykiller. They take one look at you and die of shock, your heart cold like a rock.

I spit out my things like a viper
I heard that you changed your mind. So, what did you do with the diaper?

So piss off fool get out of here lest you have to taste the fear!

im practically packaging a massacre of savagery
attacking g's and emcees with exact rap vocabulary
dont stand and pee
this is the beginning of the rap fanatic oh so savage and ravage
compacked whole package to keep you captive coz you cant manage
the language im happily rapping with anguish
dont stand and panic
grab the static and react with a average rapping
lyrically your crap
and to be frank you lack the whole device
to stand and fly like a real poterguist
i gotta load of guys willing to poke a knife
straight throught your vocal pipe
what you say is just a load of hype
and what you spray on mics is just a load of shite
im hoping tonight
you can witness
this animal / lyrical canibal
infact maximul rap admirable
i know i spit
and your girl definently does swallow
so go and wallow in your self sorrow until tommorow
and maybe we can speak on the same level as Em and lotto
mono y mono
bravo
you followed gonzo into a christmas grotto
and watch jolly nick grope his dick till he shoots a double combo
then sesame pump heat to get him back to street

wtf r u doin spittin other ppls lyrics?

I’m mad as **** at these rappers who use pop music
I wish I could do something to make these cocks lose it
Stop using it; the **** is vulgar and abusive to the rap game
You think that’s lame? Well, here’s a hot exclusive!
Lil’ Wayne has flipped, he’s on that little baby ****
Hip-hop ain’t been the same since Beanie Sigel flipped on Jadakiss
And you guys ever wonder how the **** just came to this?
I do – I have no idea! The **** is pretty painful, kid!
Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber’s in the picture
Damn it, nobody wants to hear this seedy little kid ****
Save that for the discos, and not for the turntables
Yet people dance to it so much they’re gettin’ burnt ankles
How I’d like to make ‘em tap out just like Kurt Angle
Pin them to the floor and make those motherfuckin’ jerks wail!
Diddy boppers and little hoppers and kiddy brothers
and some silly others, I feel like riddin’ the city of ‘em!

I ain’t into mob shootin’, but my hit’s off the chain
Send bullets through the block to make these pricks go insane
Spittin’ **** from the brain
Take your lips out my name or keep my name out your mouth
Same **** either way!
It’s just the same **** but different day
I can bust the crap out of this chick in like ten different ways
I’m just meticulous, ambidextrous, gargantuous
Jurassic Park monster STEPPIN’ INCHES IN YOUR AREA!!!!!
Beware of this creepy Poltergeist that’s scarin’ you
With more shrieking banshee than you can rattle a spirit to
I bring terror like a horror flick novel
with Freddy Kreuger or Chucky with Nike Jordan kicks on them
Paranormal activity is my cup of tea
I can ghost you like Swayze and make you scamper right out into town
Cause that’s what happens when the sinnin’ livin’ **** with me
The dark phantoms emerge and drag your ass right down through the ground

you spit like a child, nursery rhymes gone wild
your senial more vile, than Jigajigs mild piles
im quickly pushing your buttons
like im pressing speed dial



sorry ill carry this on later as im really busy

most peoples hit songs r wut i like 2 call fragments
cuz the subject is hot, but the predicate is absent
the best i hav been,im in my prime presently
sittin on top/u old dudes-time 2 be exiting
my rhymes r jus everything/cant liv without them
so i shake my head wen these kids start 2 doubt them
u kno nuthin about skill if u questionin me
im the most impressive MC,which means u lesser than me
u still fall short even wen u the best u can be
i aint gotta exert much energy wen facin enemies
**** rhymes/i’ll haunt ur dreams like Jason’s enemies
u hide from the outside like fish in anemones
cuz if u diss me,ill smack u so hard u wouldnt even remember wut u said 2 me
most deadly wit intentions 2 leave ur species endangered
like panda bears/this man is scared that ima be unleashin my anger

hii !!!!
ok im a cat
in a hat
and i sat
on a bat
with my rack
on your sack lol!!

you cant leave me scared ill be leaving u scared when i pull out my guns bullets spraying your outside praying that i dont come for you but nigga dont **** with me i dont give mercy to douche bags like you so turn around and run away dont spray back because you dont know the getto way

your off the chain?
i gotta bright brain functioned by light waves
whilst your humping your mates tight gape
im sticking my mic into the microwave
now its on fire
this is a twisted version of pshycic rape
im hitting persians with my light save
whilst darth vade spits straight dark ways
ima verbal menage
destroying your nerval sences
and smelling more than herbal essence
im teaching you a lesson did i mention
that your girls detention-went well
100% corrected questions
i diddnt know that virgins can insert words into an uncompleted sentence
"ooooohh, -right- there yh baby -right- there
bend me over that babys high -chair-
squeezing my rather baloon like -pair-
whilst reaching for my -light- hair"

put the gun in his hands he put it in his pants
taking a shot at romance

this life thang is a game a gang like casino an pacino
you got no chance of seeing a c - note

from deepthroat to we broke
up
he's choked
up
by the weed he smokes
up
she knows n shes like so
what
u did it to yourself
he's looking for help
commited
done did it
now his number # 1 worse critic
got the words spit it
you know what you heard now get it
got it ?
good!
I wish miss understood
that this miss demeanor would make you think she packs the goods
under the hood
he misses her kisses miss this is what this is but he still wants her to be his mrs
wishes an wishes
u know what he wants for christmas
as god as his witness
for her to be happy , if not with him , then with one who will
thank god she was on the pill
cause on the real
she didn't want kids
he wanted to get kinky a lil bondage
taking bong hits chong rips
she got thong hips he gone flipped
straight flipped can't take it he fucked up something sacred an he knows they can still make it , stand still naked , not saying a single word
bring the earth an the universe
into view an babygirl look at what i do
**** I Q
I was stupid an I Love You

I’m NEVER gonna stop rappin’, I’m gonna make it my career
IlluStraight is here flowin’ crazy in your ear
So baby, listen EAR/’ERE! I’m being straight with you, you hear?
{*sound of footsteps*} Where d’ya think you’re going?! You’re stayin’ right here!
After I’m done with you, you’re gonna break into a cheer
Do a Mexican wave, raise up from your chair
Say “hey” until your legs give way for your ankles
Turn topsy-turvy ‘til you hang at an angle
Either that, or fall over and bang your head through a table
Now you have a bad migraine, your brain is not stable
Your brain’s givin’ way, you’re tryin’ hard to tolerate it
The pain is insane and you’re feelin’ your skull breakin’
You fall into a flop just like a fish has lost his fins
The convulsions just don’t stop and it just gets under your skin
You’re havin’ seizures, trouble breathin’, and your lungs can’t operate
The aneurysms just won’t stop makin’ you discombobulate
You feel the whole world’s on your shoulders, you can barely stop the weight
The pressure’s mountin’ like a mountain, your sanity fluctuates
You go mad just like a hatter, bi-polar, retarded, angry
Enraged, exasperated, insane, exacerbated
You’re chafed, infuriated, outraged and irritated
Irate, ferocious, fuming, furious and ablaze
If this ain’t lettin’ out anger, then I don’t know what is
Maybe I’m constipated, emittin’ a bowel full of ****!

WHAT A VERSE.

Weak Sauce Trying to up ur verse Tsk Tsk

Lets Battle Illustraight !

I'm like a dang bee sting
What you talking bout toy bling