Neverending Rap Battle

"big mamma
when I pig roast
i ain't even on that pork ****
ur ******* twisted like a cork dick
put ya body in the spit can contorted
when i hork spits
bash you in the skull till my fork split
look at this golem aint he precious crawling outta orc ****
u think ur hard cause you have three holes n ur on ur forth dick
leaving ur spineless body supported
from the balls in ya mouth
ur choking on dick, mumbling professor, u aint calling him out
won't even make a direct attack !
what kinda threat is that ?"

DC*.

I'm chillin' with Martin Lawrence roastin' a pig.
Big Mama's hungry and she wants some of that toast in the fridge.
Professor, **** I'ma choke that kid with a corked dick till he starts OINKIN'
I'm calling you out like a umpire, this is dumb fire, piggy bank, coins Cloinkin'
I'm spittin Copenhagen cuttin' you with fine cuts, we ain't out on the Diamond buts,
your ass is out!
I know I'm hard because I've been in the Gym, i'm swole
your in a hole with gole-m, crawlin lookin for a flow like him--->(DUDU C)
This is a direct attack, no respect for the wack.
"Three holes and I'm on my fourth dick?"
wtf is that? Your startin' to act like Tiger's ASS, might as well forfeit.

weak sauce homie listen you don't have individual talent you just try to reshape what you hear other rappers say !

you still never responded to biteing jay z's line dumb ass ! ima get to you ina second I have a life to go deal with first !

Ima make it simple


u have no word play
you acting old school kidd n you never heard a play
ur species never devloped a voice box , so what have we heard ya say
i could slurr the spray an still shatter your non existent vertabrae
u don't want beef just cattled into the slaughterhouse
like the rest the herd today
but you a chicken right colonel sanders ?
im adam sandler
n i flow like a water boy
ur pussy flow like a daughters joy
u came out ya mom after i put her on the street ,
ur telling us ur not destroyed
when she gave birth ya mucas membrane was like snot deployed
ur not employed
n neither was she for a working trick
thats a buck 65 on ya face you aint smirking bitch
listen even mr hankee thinks you aint jerking ****
so u got a pussy an n asshole hmm wonder what ya working with ?
its about metaphors not minatours ,
most guys are inta whores
you just came outta one !
you've won zero outta none
the outcome outta ya mouth ? none
cum on ya never spit you swallow n gargle
u can't come up with clever **** ,
just waiting for a better script u can strip an follow tommorow
thats what we called ya mom when she was asking us for piece's
tommorow
now ur asking for a thesis
tommorow
my spit's golden cloud with the silver lineing ur reeses pieces
stuck to the ass of tommorow
professor schoold ya on sunday
welcome to the class of tommorow
i'll be working on monday
cause mondaine rappers like you cum stained
doesn't matter how much dirt i throw at you
it's like cock n rock youd probally smoke that too
you have a coke achew
an you think your sick cause u developed a freud habit
nothing but a chest puffing paranoid addict
ya genitals are void like a roid addict
with the electricity i produce i don't avoid static
i harness it for feeble minds like you n sell it as magic
i got this locked so i ironclad it
pen n pad it
thats the end of ya carreer right here thats it !

ill grab the mic ignite this fight and edit my words like 'n' editor
your barz are gassed like sprite so ima shred them like alien or just predetor
**** uranium or plutanium i have a brighter glow from my cranium
my fucked brain cant sustain the pain this large -dic'- tionary is making and im not complaining but grimes raining with a unidentified spray of terror
read between the lines of artists theres a message in every letter
im the one to make it better, im the one to clear this weather
we can stear this storm toghtether if we combine and make **** wetter
make them fear us , its the time to make them freeze like a bird with only one remaining feather
my lyrics will stick your spine with meaning and split your skin open like leather
this is the message i am reading and conceiving so step back and tuck your team in coz the kings are hear to stop the bleeding and save this game from thugs on theiving!

she gave me a second chance
then i threw her hand down my pants
she was like no , i gotta go u know i cant
shoulda stopped that instant
shoulda stopped that infant juice from fillin my head
but the truth is instead
I made her face turn red burn red
an she was'nt blushing
i ain't bluffing i was muffling her no's with o's
so now i dont give a ****
were both hippocrites
i won't stop if you cared if so quit
the bullshit
humans 80% water 20% full of ****
im sick of people who wanna pull a flipmode
this is the get off my dick mode
paved a grave on every brick of the road
broke through the heavens earth an its mold
just wanna let go
everythings energy only difference is the vibration of the echo
im not all about the next flow
im all about standing up ya exo
skeleton
for heavensakes want the naysayers to quit saying to hell with him
let the tears drop an well within
all the wishes
praying hoping having faith that
all a this is
not just a game , what happens when this levels over
God what happens when the devils over
what happens when there's no God
u had it backwards Dog
theres a house in the backyard they call life
all life
wanna be all right
but were mentally ambidextrus
ya'll stuck in the nexus
of what fuckin purplex's
hoping to star in your own movie praying not to be an extra
or supporting character
cause everyone every one wants there entity to be one
the one , quit looking in the past
start looking pass
the broken mirror and see what you'll become
trapped in your own fears an insecurities , I welcome freedom
free thinkers
free hearts
free spirits
i freerun
I communicate with the freedom of speach
i give a **** ,
but im never given up
u wanna talk bullshit i could give a ****
like a bullet saying i don't kill people Hippocrite
it aint just the man who pulls the trigger
its also the companies who manufacture the bigger picture
put it on screen to make themselves richer
an stock the shelves with **** that'll make the rest of humanity die quicker
why tabbaco why liqour
why are health corporations making pills that make u ill or sicker ?
why is it ok for the government to take my dna?
"legally attained " and put it in a bank's Database ?
I never prescribed to this society
so why it be
on my doorstep when i opened my momma's womb
kicked the docs forcep an walked out on a tomb
looked death in the eyes !
saw past the disguise
looked up at the skies
and said Hi
cause i may not know who?what?where? or when?
but I know Why
an me an why are sittin in the sky getting high
getting by isn't enough
so we market it an getting Them to buy inta this stuff
but is it enough ?
nope
Enough is Enough an he's had it
sold it
to the cloud of silver lining for some gold bricks
built a kingdom on this earth off it
sold it to midas for some profit
sat in prof's office
an said Prophet I Started with nothing now I have everything
an want nothin
but to see through your optics
what will it cost? clicks his pen ready to sign on the dotted line of time
i responded whats mine is mine
whats yours is yours
theres the door
don't let it hit ya on the way out

My body is my temple
my mind is the elemental force that controls my mental
my soul controls my pencil

a long time ago
a strong mind a flow
smoked a bong kinda dro
that God said don't touch in my garden
started munching ppl got smart then
then God o wait we had it backwards Dog started barkin

got some in my city , in it for money n dolla's
waving 20's acting like they balla's
im a brawler
Fight for what i believe
don't need a paycheque to tell me who i might be
had a guy ask me in jail who the **** are you Im Mike D
why do I need to hide who I am ?
I've
Used my hands
to survive
used my feet to run the race
n come up first place
cause I got the drive
its my birthplace
got ya'll hooked on that primal primordial soup since the first taste

Theproff your shits flawless man...Would love to work with you man, but DAMN these boarders..I can't

yo check this **** out

So much ice coverin my chain, a bullet couldn't even pass my heart
my diamonds cut so much, my skin looks like its been slashed by claws
my arms look like battle scars, new blue diamonds shinin', call me Avatar
these type of diamonds you can't buy at the mall
reppin' for South Africa, so a player has to ball
but this chain weighs so much, another mile and i might have to crawl
with this bling, even the owner of Jareds would get jealous
even these grips on my pistol have diamonds embedded
therefore my investments help me protect my investments
its hell when you're this selfish, but i can't help it
i feel like i'm too cool for other jewels, like the kind from shellfish
but i prolly wear too many, like i'm tryin to out do Elvis *yeah*
with this chain hangin lower than pelvis, its right by my knee caps
i got more sparkle and twinkle than a christmans tree has
with this ice, you could buy three 'Lacs or get a new E class
the flea market charm you bought needs trashed, let me help you
you look desperate, so i got my "light game" i might sale you
confuse you, stair and bet your vision fails you
wear it and accept you like the bling just as much as me
wear it once, bet you have just as much fun as me
you thought i was dumb, now you don't care you if appear as dumb as me
we'll have these "skeezers" on us like bees on the queen honey bee
watch haters puff at me, in they eyes they wanna cuss at me
but my bling so bright, he can't even see to muscle me...gotta lut it G


reason me comin once or twice per week is, i'm workin on my mixtape, prolly will be out november...I was planning on uploadin it to jamglue+dot+com when its done but the site just closed....Anyone of you guys knowin a site where i can upload it?

Wack man wack
(I'm do something I've never done before and dish out some words I don't like using in raps much)
Yo step back, cause I'm takin on the mike so bugger off and hop on ya bike, you must be thick, just like my dick or a brick so piss off you prick. Yes I just swore which in my eyes was a surprise, I'm telling myself lies. I'm a sweet 17 wat a great age, cause I'm young full of wisdom like some kind of sage, my words magic like a mage and as I type these words onto this page I look at your raps and and cry cause they were bad made me wanna die or fly to get away, but I gotta stay, cause I'm gonna play this here game, and it won't be the same cause I just rasied the bar, by far it's zooming up faster than the stig in a car. You think your risin fast, well son that ain't fast, I'm rising faster than the price of gas, or faster than the fat bastard who sat down to fast. Now listen to me, you don't have a chance see, I'm like Mr T, so you better run like mad. I'm your worst nightmare even worse than Bagdad. I dont care if I got that wrong or right, cause I'm here all day and night. So I'm going now, but back off man or I'm gonna hit ya BAM!

Oh, Dudu C
What did you do to me?
How the **** could you screw with me?
I thought you and I were pals
We could have worked together but now you've decided to be a bitch I'm just gonna air it out
The ****'s hit the fan now, boy

I use a blackboard and chalk to put you in the dust
Why does this fool want to cuss?
This goes to prove what he does
He just jibbers 'til his tongue flaps like gooble-de-guk
Gubba de goo, bibbity bobbity boobity bub
Gobble-de-gook - ******, you shook when I'm fuckin' with you
Gobble like a turkey 'til I put a stuffin' in you
Got you swept off your feet - I just pulled the carpet from you
This dude is hungry, but I'm fuckin' starvin' this dude
'Til he clicks like Ethiopians - hell, Marvin did too
Put this gypsy in the desert, he's a POV and he's screwed
He's im-POV-erished, dude - let's give this POV here some food
Maybe somethin' to drink, how about some cum in your juice?
Drink it all up, watch the semen smother him good
He's got it all over his face - wipe it off with some spruce
He's just had the main course, and he's lovin' it too
What you want for dessert? Perhaps some chocolate mousse?
You want it Fresh like Will, or Dirrty like Christina?
No offence, but I don't think Will likes you, neither
does Christina - nope, I don't think she likes you either
Talk about the Fresh Prince, you wanna wipe his wiener
Wipe, wipe it up 'til the royal penis is clean
Grab some Mr. Sheen and a vacuum cleaning machine
I don't mean to be mean - mean me I can be
Evil, greedy, seedy, conceited - you're seeing a me
A me that's decent who's recently been bleeding emcee's
Like a penis that's been in a paper-feeding machine
Got 'em screamin' out, "JESUS, THIS EMCEE IS A FIEND!!!"
Put some binoculars in their face and they'll see what I mean
Dudu C, you see, I can hit you back
Good luck in Miami - don't let the drug lord get you whacked
LOL

Lmfao the last line was fire

i am a soldier in my own right and i do as i command
ill clench my hands toghether so tight and pray to the holy man
DEMAND ! i stand above all these wackers and expand my gang through all earths land
i dont give a **** what you think coz ill last 12 rounds with any man
i withstand torturous pain every day through mental strain
from playing the game they call the rap game which causes illness as i lay down low and decay like a prostitute that claims he is gay

ive done my job to survey convey and rip this game all day, im entering this world at the bottom of a rap state left in dismay
so **** bum money,rick ross and gucci and especially that skinny bitch wayne
ill destroy any one of those fuckers if theys stepped to me with a mic
id just invite them to this site and dispite popularity i would say...................

Man first of all my name is Dustin'
and my game is Hustlin'
If You think I'm frontin'
I'll take you to the Court
and we'll run Suicides
I live at the Gym literally,
so its do or die
Till I cry and my side
aches from the pain
Any game I'm a competitor
6 foot frame and a buck 95, Predator, run thru u
like a hi editor
6 pack, I'm so shredded sir.!
wasted sick Like my brain gettin air!
I'm tryna feel my hair! Im be-headed
there, word play put me here.
A turd gay, Elton poopy underware.
I'm not even high but I'm underthere.
Yea yea up up in the air, trying to find a care.
Or a cure for this illness
when I spill piss
like a dirty UA
Surely, I'll do what you say
but pry not so **** you twat
like a slut thats hot
Or in your case she's probably not
Go alone and hobble to your cot
and try to Bobble off the top!
I'm stuck going faster, throttle locked.
You in a rut with the Beef, pattle locked.
Fenced in and you never mentioned
that you wanted out
Haunted doubt, flaunted sprout, on a route
that takes me so freely.
When DC* just be he.
So when You see me on your TV in 3D
I'mma have a **** eatin' grin
Cuz I've been in it to win
like a Starter
you are
on the bench wanting in.
Play harder,
or go home
I'm not playing when I say I love playing.
So stay home
and start praying.
Because you don't have a chance in hell.
Like some Stone Cold ****
Pick a bone with some old hick
Make it be the hip, and break it till he flip.

What did you do to me?
Turd in the fan third degree
This is a surgery an emergency -now
I'm about to re-route
your scrotum till your pissin' thru
ya pee-spout.
Go ahead and geek out
Freak, shout, do whatever pout.
Dance, for an amount of time, Prance
around a rhyme of mine.
Till you find a gem, shine him up
and say HI to him.
like Eminem.
This is Dudu C, a name my brutha gave to me
When we
was just chillin' an spittin
back then it was ps2 on Madden hittin'
Now I'm playing on Xbox spittin'

yea i know a few sites ! but what exactly are you trying to do with it?

get hits or make sales?

Your brother called you Dudu - because you ARE a doo-doo
I got a PS2, but I go on it more than you do
I'm about to take it to the third degree
And after I'm done with you, you'll need emergency surgery
**** murder in the first degree, I disperse these words perfectly
in a full circular motion, have you run like a jerk in circles
In fact, he's not even worth murdering
He can't even lie in court - he's not even worth the perjury
Don't **** with a person with Asperger's
That's my autism - I step up to the mic and spit my words with ease
and I don't even need neurosurgery
I don't even need to do a 16 or even a 33 just to merk this fiend
That would be taking Jay-Z's 44 4's a little too literally

just call me doo-doo because
I am the ****
you're still on PS2 and I'm doing 360's and ****.
Perfect circles on these purple Urkels, throw a jerk in a circle
make him spin till he hurl and his world
is flipped
Merk a fiend like me it'll be a Miracle
****,
this is thin ice, I slipped, fell in and now I'm frozen
I think i need emergency surgery on my toes an
balls cuz I can't feel em at all.
like Illustraight when he reply's and tries to throw the ball
my way, man I say, just stay away cuz the way I spray,
it's diarrhea all day

instigating minds in raps disintergrating times hasnt got me feeling fine as i awake to fearless crime decapitate your spine or have your head shot for a dime is a possibility of mine but i access these careless times and compress my mind to write so i can escape with tearless eyes.. this fire thats still burning imitates my stat thats learning, that being a lyrical genius turning away from missery thats still lirking its stiring and its hurling emotions that are on a roller ride , locked inside all hopeless eyes stocking rocks that unfortunently cannot be mined. the raps games calming whilst back pains jarring coz the mental strain of this game has got fat brain scarring you got cats straight parring whilst raps self harming coz the games ******* complaining that these rap names sparring are way to overated so their fame in inflated until there so rich they got stacks straight laughing but i aint barling , so listen proper darling , im forever blowing bubbles might aswell just call me carling

so u thnk u cn rap
u must be crazy
get up out of hear bo u smell lke a daisy
u must be very stupid cause u finna cry lke a baby
cause ur rap skills are week n so is ur lady

so who in this relationship is doing the lovin?/ you both couldnt hit a hot line sniffing coke off an oven/ and i’ll give you a dozen to you and your cousin/ a half gram each and you still wouldn’t be buzzin/ and i bet half that **** your typing is rehearsed/ and its still backwards like when you came out your mom feet first/ and who’s be worse? i just cant figure it out/ i’ll walk in your house drop my draws and take a **** on your couch/ than wipe my ass with the pillow and walk away smiling/ while you and your mom cleaning up the **** pile and/ covering your faces with your shirts and squinting your eyes/ trying to keep the dog away from your lunch and eating your fries....

What goes around comes around
Space when my thumb pounds
These dumb sounds.
That come out my mouth loud
I ain't down South or Up North
Out West or East
I'm in Kansas the heart of the beast
Right smack dab in the center of the USA
the party is on better send Miley this way
cuz I'll break her achey-breaky heart
Give her a hickey then fart
while we're in the dark
Smother her under the cover
till she bark
Like your dog as mama
lookin' for shelter at the park
C'mon Obama, we light on dough.
like a welter tryna bake a cake
or find a flow,
man I'm po' but I make
enough to make it.
So I Bluff, fake it
shake it, In the bitches face,
chillin like yeast
man I'm feelin like wheat
Gettin' baked and Golden
workin on my tan like a mexican.
on a roof rollin'
out papers, holdin in my vapors cuz they hit like hammers.
You Adam Sandlers are hampsters.
I'm amped sir, just put a gram in an antler
hollowed out. Went into a hole of doubt
and couldn't answer
Cuz I dunno what ya'll about.
But we grow plants as tall ya house.
So **** ya couch, and shut ya mouths

enough of ya bullshit
here im a roll up a shot gun puff a bullet
u from Kansas only thing you an any cyrus have in common is a mullet
turn this pumpkin head to a jack o lantern,that look in ya eyes leave ya skull lit
you doggie door ball lick
dog we all know your whore bitch'll get on all fours for some malt liq
I assault quick , ur last horse in the race still on that salt lick
number zero at the track better known by ur name ,ya called Quits
cmon lets brawl bitch my flow got you pissed call it alcholics
or we can call ya what ya girl does small dick
i'll osama yo momma u don't want no drama
u ain't got no honour or doh on ya
listen ur last to win this race , it aint even a racial issue like obama
in the back of an ambulance ur having some dick in ur throat trauma
im so sick the **** joke on ya , your so spliffed its smoke ganja
look u think ur big **** ur girl can't even choke on ya
im spitting vapours so hot my throat sauna
cause im full of esteem , u just a hot head
cause you never got head
u aint got the skill set i grill vets on the skillet Pothead
look at this demon screaming
u were aborted b4 u were seaman heathen
u can't even drop dead
u were cyclops fed
im secret ops bred
ur facing jason an the argonaughts
im blasting off proff the astronaught
blasting passed the top
**** im the guy who built god's toilet ur just waiting for its ass ta drop

im from canada u buy our weed seed an plant it
leaving ur cerebral labotomy'd on some frankenstein n transplanted
sell you some premo kemo wheelchair weed you cant stand it
ta hell with this kid god damn it


**** This Guy !!!!! ima say this for the last time you used a Jay Z line well battling ur a biter and won't even respond to it Bounce Guys Don't even give him the time a day watch him vanish Peace Prof