Neverending Rap Battle

If i spread bread to the hood, the hood would be rich
my dick is straight, i don't try hooking a bitch
i'd explain my pimp game to you but then i'd have blew it
you foolish if you thinkin you about to see me prove it
you stupid and knew it, so why did you come in here like you rule it
aint no shame in my game like i was a nudist
i'll flow holdin this **** down without spillin a bit of gin
out my cup, but no liquor is in if my friend
i got that cup of oil, that purple stuff your pour
sure your name aint AUSTIN, but ya rhymes are STONE COLD

2min off the dome,lemme i know it

no way this cant be ?
this guys more red neck then me ?
n im from the home of the calgary stampede
u never worked till ya hands bleed
you couldn't afford a ford
just got four wheels on a board
so poor you eat ya meals on the floor
lets be real , u eat cock an jizz does that make you an omnivoure
ur a rookie on the force
ima jedi
fly like concords
im tiger woods ur just t'in off on the course
neither parent wanted you when they went n gone ta court
went n got divorced
i woulda bin sympathetic til u make it a racial issue n poof gone remorse
it ain't ya skin colour why noone call's ya brother
bitch
it's cause you aint got no dick
the doc sowed ya asshole shut at birth no ****
only verse you got was 1 line in the obit's
ur dick aint big when the condom slips off
ur begging girls like come on its soft
that's cause you've never been hard in ya life
put ya knuckles up n spar in a cyph
i know life n death on a first name basis
n neither like racist's
according to life you don't exist
n death's like who the **** is this
enough a this
you get smoked like a puff a spliff
u don't cut tracks u cut ya wrists
ur equivalent to beligerent gutter piss
crying in ya own waste wondering which lab rat ya mother is
ur the reason she cut her wrists
doesn't matter if a white guy or black one walk up to u ur fuckin nervous
ur like a platapus duck whats the ******* purpose
darwin n god got to thinking
only thing you evolve into is extinction

Peace yo whata dumbass u ever be racist again i'll let one of my "colourd"
friends take you ,

you rainbow coloured faggot self loatheing showin on ya clothing
ur into hitler cloneing
cock in ya mouth is the only thing that stops it from closing



PEACE Im Out Prof saying "Get Um"

Hold on, "Biggie Landon", let me turn this mike on
You must be mad if you think you'll get away with that shite song
What kind of fuckin' drugs are you high on?
You're comin' up short - my **** is miles long
You're not Notorious, the real Biggie's in the Heavens
I'll tear up this wannabe Biggie in a second
Cut his large wang off and leave it in the desert
Cause this Biggie Landon's one dicky little peasant
Or should I say 'dickless'?
I set the trap, make Gucci Mane **** his -
- pants, or take a crap on his fake ice chain
Takin' more room on his belly than my space
Get it? Myspace - faggot, you're a punk!
I should bash in your brains `til you`re hammered like a drunk
Sick of this ************, man, I`ve had enough
Kiss my ******* back ass, you bastard little ****

yes sir it can be!
Mister DC, more redneck than thee!
n Im from the home of the Country Stampede.
Working till my hands bleed, like Jesus Christ.
This is the lord of words, I will sever
your throat with a sword of the lords, That's right.

Whose ******* with Fords!? Them are for blumpkins n nerds!
I'm in a Chevy moving herds across the Kansas Plain.
Man I ain't saying you lame, but step up your car game!
I'm killing Buffalo, and you ain't even got a cow to mame!

No beef, for the teach, his teeth will eat sheeeyit!
I'm handing in a blank a sheet, for the final assignment.
Full spinal dislignment, crooked as a stop sign bent.
Rookie of the force, **** I'm a bookie at the court
Betting on my own sport because I'm so Ballin
Hundreds fallin, hunnies callin

I bet you didn't even have the cash to make Bail!
You was pry in your jail cell bawlin! ************
you think I give a **** you went to prison?
Like that's something to be proud of or mention?
O ya that's gangsta, when they gank ya, in the shower cuz
the soaps slippin, did you feel the power? were you flenchin?
MF's on the bench in, watching the game.

He's a bartender, cuz he's behind bars, I mean he's behind when I rhyme my bars. Lyrical Prison. It's a miracle isn't?

I'll slip into his class room, in the afternoon, and come at him with a spoon
cuz I'm a crazy goon when I'm smoking haze and poppin' shrooms, stab
him in the right eye-lid and scoop out his right eye and ask him if he saw what I did.

Grab a broom and stick it into the socket, I'm treating you like a floor and your body I'll mop it. Your verse I'll chop it, into little bits
spit by spit. You know my shits legit! I'm thee dude! I could keep going with this,
but it's just a preview!

DUDU C, AKA DC* ON YOUR MF SCREEEEEEEEN!

I'm eager to take Bieber by the weiner
and fling him through a steamer
To see if he can get any cleaner
The damn pipsqueaks, shits weak, he don't sing his clit-speaks
Through Usher's autotune earpiece.

Yea I don't like rappers either they all just yappers with mush in the flappers.
They think cuz they can run there mouths they'll win
but they don't run miles, so no wind
Will suspend...lungs, when the slugs hit you punks
from your lugz to the mugz
down in the dust with the bugz, you bunny!
Yea this shits funny! A game within a game
This is NOS mayne and it CAME WITHIN A FLAME.
YEA IT CAME WITHIN A FLAME!

wow really you think thats stepping it up hahah sucka


you a sucka mother fucka kun klucka
look at the winner's circle
you were never there like big's father
u'v been caught red handed like stigmata
what you know about the big father ? where are't thou
call ya girlfriend the Holy cow
big mamma
when I pig roast
i ain't even on that pork ****
ur ******* twisted like a cork dick
put ya body in the spit can contorted
when i hork spits
bash you in the skull till my fork split
look at this golem aint he precious crawling outta orc ****
u think ur hard cause you have three holes n ur on ur forth dick
leaving ur spineless body supported
from the balls in ya mouth
ur choking on dick, mumbling professor, u aint calling him out
won't even make a direct attack !
what kinda threat is that ?

won't even finish a sentence

listen I don't wanna spoon , fagget
guys like you only come with one kinda baggage
an we toe tag it

ya sort wouldn't weild the mic like a sword
an ya cant afford knife spoon n fork
so ya spork
thats ur only talent is to multi task it
one minute ur saying im the future next thing you call me classic
I ain't dead god ain't call me back yet
ur pissed off cause you have'nt made a track yet

Dudu C ya **** , like dude u see ya **** , ?
u gave urself the name !
ur **** you should accept it thanks
last time i battled **** like you was when i was plumbing septic tanks
people aint scared to battle you ya breath just stanks

cause ive been behind bars,stolen bout nine cars an truely know what real rhymes are , ur trying hard , lieing denying smarts and not applying heart
ur a cocky mf thats combusted like a dieing star
ur no supernova
no super no ya
no supernatural or j hova
i'll put ya lights out b4 this day over
cause unlike you homie i can spray sober
say soda
you open ya mouth again ur gonna get pop'd
here's the gravity of the situation ur gonna get dropped
into the toilet cause king **** of terd island get's royally flushed
this is just like poker you pull a joker an you bust
an jesus christ ur a judas
im mike dugas
unlike u just hiding behind an alias
alright then im marcus cerralius


ur claiming hundreds falling ?
cause ur on the jenny crack diet
ur name ain't got a penny attached ta buy ****
my dope comes with a smack provided
that'll inside out n turn back ya eyelids
in fact ya'll see what I did

ur final assignment , was to grow a spinal or find it
quit asking for an autograph ass kickin i ain't gonna sign ****
ur a choke emcee n u want professor to teach u the hymlic

thats Jay Z ! check it out !


Peace bitch quit ripping off other rappers haha

n ya I saw the way you tried to eminem it too haha

(ZING!)
Well I've read some raps seeing them lame so I guess some of u don't have a brain or ya think this a game? Your raps should be down the drain. I don't know wat you guys think about me, my raps are mad like Mr T, I'm a new dude but I'm not rude swearing all the time making me gag on my food. I've never sworn if one of my raps, cause I don't need to could go on for laps, All of this is of the top of my head I'm so dam good I could rap in my bed.


NOW! for all your noobs thinking your better than the rest, kid spelled backwards would describe you best. So I'm gonna end this rap with a PEACE OUT, making all my homes shout out, "Yo here comes Jig could kick your ass cause he's so big" So PEACE OUT my fellow men, call me if ya want to do this again.

BAM Wat do ya think?

I never got this ugly in a rhyme before
Never thought I'd be this phenomenal
Takin' over this whole forum is probable
Even everybody else on this forum knows
It's lucky that I even come this hard at all
If I keep this up, I'll have a bad testosterone
'Cause my dick is harder than a pack of Toblerone
If I catch anything, I'll wind up in a hospital
Surrounded by nurses and doctors too
Giving me prosthetic balls and a cardio
If the worst comes, I'll have a heart problem, dude
Clutch my stomach, throwin' up chocolate spew
Why the **** do I even spit this ill?
It's bad enough I got a headache and I'm drinkin' pills
I had a lot of alcoholic drinks to swill
Damn, this is some fuckin' heavy **** for real

you can talk bout.....
how you let your heat blow, how you let the weed grow
and how you double my wage, in a ******* single week bro
the streets cold, the wind blows from your feet to your million dollar weave bro
but ima tell just the way that we roll, this beats slow, but ima demonstrate reload and turn the heat up like a ******* steamboat

I'm horny...And my lust is feeling a lil peckish, so hell
i'm taking me a little visit to the fetish hotel
also i can satisfy my hungry desire, my cravin
my voyeuristic need to spy on her while shavin
then to watch as she turns that chore pleasure
as she sinks her fingers to her core at leisure
her facial expressions turn me on as she gets off
i want her, i need her, but i think she best stop
i paid in advance and i don't wanna peak too soon
so i take out my camera focus and tweak the zoom
i'll save that for later now get up and get dressed
she slips on her panties, bra and slinky red dress
then dances for a while to the sound of Chris Brown
struts closer to my seat, turns around and dips down
i exhale a sigh of need thats a greed within me
"honey you're so sexy and now i need you to pee"
she smiled with that sexy, freaky glint in her eyes
stopped, let go a jet-stream, this chick isn't shy
the hair on my neck stood on end as i watched her
her knickers get soaked through as she squats there
i can see her pussy through her drippin wet panties
a sight irresistable, like chocolate french fancies
i beckon her closer and she obeys, forward she crawls
she's mine to command while within these four walls
but i hadn't said a word before she unzipped my fly
started deepthroating my cock so good i could die
and i'd be the happiest man to enter purgatory now
its so good i wouldn't know if you murdered me now
turned her around, bent her over, started gropin her tits
i stuck my dick in her ass and fucked the **** out of it

mic holder ur such a creeper hahah Respect

O ya, I like to watch that crotch when you squat.
Scotch on the rocks got twats and cocks hot
It pops, locks. then drops, till the cops flock
And the blocks locked
down
Knocks there's a pound
Down to the ground
Hands up to your feet and
Throw em all around
up through the Beat
Cuz it WON'T STOP
We the best hustle
Midwest shuffle ON TOP.

I'ma make your girls legs skate
cuz the way I flow they'll ache till the second date.
Make you and her separate, cuz your sex ain't great.
You hypocrite, left her desperate
Now I'm in your bitch, on your computer desk n ****
She's on my dick and she's saying yes to it. Kissing my flesh
she's tasting it.
I'm the best copy and start pasting it.
Chasing like Jason with, Amazin wit
in your face with ****, The razor slit and you'll
Bleed for days like clit, In a daze you are lit
Run a maze for a blunt of haze,
smoke you so you can get-lost bitch.

IT CAME WITHIN A FLAME

Like my girl, when she's cumming in the candle light.
You can't handle my type. I'm stroking it all night. Everything is beautiful and it feels alright. I'll tuck her into the bed, good night, lay by her side, and tease her.
I'm in the right mind to please her. I'll will grind her till pleea-sure. Till she screams yes sirrrrr! Mister D Cyr! Oh Dustin, ******* pound me, pound my pussy. Yea, yea, that's good. Deeper, deeper, oh **** yea, oh god, oh ******* god, oh ****, ****, ****.

YEA SUCK SUCK SUCK on my titties suck suck suck

HAHA wtf?

Hahaha thanks alot G...Appreciate it

Illustraight,

You couldn't illustraight with a black-board and chalk
You ain't nothing but talk, like an old cell phone! So walk!
Right now, cuz your ass will be handed, like James and Bosh
when they landed, on South Beach. Out my mouth speaks
words of wisdom like Duane Wade. He's like "It's alright baby
we all gettin paid!" I seen Will Smith on the beach
he's been there since the break of dawn.
He was gettin' it on with Lebron in a thong.
Singing my song, drinking a Long
island Iced Tea!
THIS **** IS HOT, HEAT ADVISORY
I'M IN MIAMI AND ALL EYES WITH ME.
bouncing in the club where the HEAT is on
all night on the beach till the break of dawn
I'M GOING TO MIAMI, BITCH!


Okay I'm swagga'd up.
Like Merles all Haggard up.
I'm a Country Boy and I can survive
I know this because I've did it so many times
Come along and feel this vibe, lets take a ride
Down the road of my life, please stay by my side

Swagger with a dagger on a doe when I drag her
back to the cabin, start stabbin and relaxin.
Back woods with an axe axin, I'm askin you if you are clean?
Cuz I'm in the shower with Axe an, my girls waxin
It's just a matter of fact son.
Bitches ain't **** but hoes and tricks, BOMB
ticks gone blood suckers on
me, man they want plasma.
Yea they want it all 3D, plasma, yes ma!
Virtual reality, on a galaxy full of shitty MC's
yea they so laxitivy, I'm back so gimmie
The credit I deserve when I throw a verse
through circuits on course
To your living room couch, where you sit
with your eyes lit, previewing my ****
well start re-reading, cuz if you needing
the attention I'm greeding, then we be
seeing the same, cuz we be
theivin' the game
cuz we be
seeing the same
cuz we be
seeing the same
words.

opputunities in my communtity
im the one ya'll soon ta see
everynight the mics like a moon ta me
landing lunar she wants to get married on the moon
an this great ape gone baboon
what a bafoon, head blown up like a balloon
i got a bad habit to cause static naw i aint on the spoon
an belt around the arm
`you want beef my flow drown the farm
shatter ur voice box when u try to sound alarm
phyco serial killer found an arm
but noone wants to give a hand
hell even lucifer don't give a damn
i make a mountain out a mole hill
what kinda universal fabric do i put in these holes to leave my soul filled
ya'll can be like he's going outerspace again , ur hearts no its so real
my hands have become cold steel
looking for spasming throats to hold still
sicker then a cold pill
even my therapists scared a this
praying i don't become some sorta mental terrorists
im the one who's most scared a this
got an angel on one shoulder devil on my left
both saying ur whole life you've been prepared for this
theres the fifth commandment uv broke this week
took half a tablet didn't have to grab it
just decided to b-rabbit an cause static
now i've had it n lost it , my mind was gone along time ago
but not my heart not my soul
world war 3 inside a me missile silo
stockpiled
glocks piled
pissed off the one door that opened to me now her locks smile
when they swallow my key
n the reaper taps on my shoulder saying follow me
well ya'll know me
i won't go down without a fight
but deaths never lost one in his life
thought this girl was going to become his wife
now this home is a house
cause whats a microphone without a mouth
no feedback , u know what im talking about
now im walking about wandering lost, a wayward soul
cause i jumped to a conclusion
an it was an optical illusion

think b4 you act
n make sure u have all the facts
i jumped in what i thought was n oasis n Splat i fell flat
n i don't know if i'll ever be able to get this one back

it's life you only get it once so you better make it good !

"you a sucka mother fucka kun klucka
look at the winner's circle
you were never there like big's father
u'v been caught red handed like stigmata
what you know about the big father ? where are't thou
call ya girlfriend the Holy cow"

DC*.

Kun Klucka?
what the ****?
You dumb sucka!
I'll nun-Chuck-ya
just for the **** of a fucka.

Look at me in the Winner's Circle
Who the hell is Bigs father.. Urkel?
I'm red handed like I'm wearing a snorkel
with a bloody nose, touchin' my face.
Stigmata on the Lord his fatha!
Split your gourd with a sword at an orc
fort.
Where are't thou, medulla oblongata?
Have you been looking for it?
I call my girlfriend the Holy Cow, when I pull my pants down,
She's on her knee's!
Then she's
like,
Lord DUDU C,
please give me
the Beef!

I'm with a bitch smokin on weed sack cause i needs that
i push her knees back cause ima make my N.U.TEES slap
she said freeze cat before we begin can you please rap
i was like geez, is this some kind of tease trap
so i started freestylin about my nuts and ****
got all in it explainin on how ima **** a bitch
she moaned, i like that papi, now suck da clit
i paused, and said i don't know if i should be trustin this
what if you live a foul, and your pussy puss my lips
then ima have to come find your ass and buss a clip
she giggled,and said awww come on i'm clean,not a faker, jerk
said to myself,thats what they all say,i wanna see some paper work
do you got any disease that i should be aware of
i had to ask,if she got mad i didn't really care,cuzz
cuz im on the safety **** when it comes to gettin sick
because of a trickin bitch thats tryin to splitcha dick

FOOD NETWORK, rhyme

I'm poor
like a Po' boy sandwhich
I'm in the sand-with
Paula Dean, in her jeans eating her taco supreme with man-which.
That's been my dream since I seen the scene when she dropped sour scream
between, them damn-tits. Man this,
is a lil Rambunctious so enough with this cuff ish. I want to suck fish
from this bitches pot luck dish, **** ya **** this fish stick, lets get a big dick,
**** u with a cucumber fresh picked.
Sick hick with a death wish, In the Kitchen my breath is wreckless,
Cooking up a meal to steal your neckless,
Choke a bitch with it an give it back 4 christmas.
Giada, I oughta
find a girl hotta
Take u and her to the ramada
cut out her medulla oblongata
and have you serve me it on a Platta.
That'a be the day wouldn't you say suga?
Bobbly Flay you probably gay, but that's okay
I used your recipe today, I was so hungarrray!
I fed my face ya'll, You couldn't 'Throw Down'
if you was on the Empire with a baseball.
I seen Guy Fieti in a Chevy with a guy eatin' spaghetti.
He said, "are you ready Bennett." you gotta Minute to Win It.
Dive in the ride headed back from the diner.
Two balls deep when I drive into giner.
Just a small timer, like a kids watch
Popcorn flow in the microwave, watchin this shits pop.

"you open ya mouth again ur gonna get pop'd
here's the gravity of the situation ur gonna get dropped
into the toilet cause king **** of terd island get's royally flushed
this is just like poker you pull a joker an you bust
an jesus christ ur a judas
im mike dugas
unlike u just hiding behind an alias
alright then im marcus cerralius"

I'm King **** On Terd island, and I'm despicable
flushin' to unbolt the toilet bowl.
Cuz I'm taking the poop with me, like tracks in your undies
I'm young but I'm old school, I'll take you back to the Bundy's
I'm only Twenty an I got plenty of these hunnies that want on me.
My voice is so sexy, when I move my lips it's like Seduction.
When I open my mouth it's like an eruption of fuckin'
Like I'm scared to get pop'd? Take me to no gravity, and see if I drop.
Even if you pull up in my lot with a glock, and you trying to stop
talking to that turd your pocket, like Mike Dugas stop. You better think twice like your gut instinct. Because you are dookie n it stink.

Hey mic-hold,

My mic is on hold? Is there a holder for it?
I got a whole rhyme book, and a folder for it.
Man pass me that **** quit holdin' it.
Just hand it over, and I'll start rolling it
Doobie smokin hippie, watchin' scoobey gettin trippie
sittin' with a Misty, and she's wet n gettin frisky,
Got the weed sack, we needs that, half a xanax, and a pint of whiskey.