Neverending Rap Battle

Props to theprofessor, he gave me a shout-out
Got the whole block on locks/L.O.X. when I "Wild Out"
But he writes a hell of a big verse
So much spelling mistakes when he spits words
When he writes 'em down, the **** is absurd
I wonder, "Has he been sippin' on that sizurp?"
He knows that I'm a beast 'cause I'm throwin' up a feast
Load up some of these guns, blow up someone's cheeks
Make them get on their knees and choke on some of deez (*nuts*)
Hold the mack straight, they're like "No, homie, please!"
Watch their confidence drain away
And their courage get taken away
I think their whole strength just faded away
The whole system's fucked up 'cos they made it this way
How about I make 'em face their mistakes? Maybe today
But first, let me get these damn jakes out the way
("This is the police! We have the house surrounded!")
Pull out the plugs and cause a massive power outage
We have a blackout, bail our asses out now
Plus professor knows of a place down south of town
(Hurry up, FreeAgent, let’s get the **** outta here!)
Wait, what the **** do we do with Kaelin Sager here?
(Nah man **** him, let him bleed to death!)
What about Takzila? (**** him! He’s a fag!)
Make with the money bags and head on down the crescent
Leave the Feds with a birthday present (*boom!*)
Suddenly, a Game wannabe’s tryin’ to devour us
He’s just pulled a pistol out of his trousers
Who’s this guy in front of us? Jin from Tekken?
(It’s “**** u all blood”, and he’s got a Smith and Wessun!)
Well, I think it’s time we taught him a lesson
Why’s he here anyhow? (Maybe Dudu C sent him)
Me and theprofessor, we go all out
Blow his legs off, leave him floppin’ like a trout
Before he dies, I tell him, “All’s well that ends well
And you can tell Dudu I’ll C him in Hell!”

I knew you'd decide to come back, with your violent bum rap
A con artist, I take you for a ride and run back
Actin' like a drunk ass
Like Method Man and Redman, I'll "Blackout" your eyes in one crack
I put fear and shame in you
This white boy can't handle the crack from an Asian dude
It's all bitches on this forum, namely you
**** messin' with your head, I'll rip your brain in two
Pass it to theprofessor so he can wring it like a sponge
And you can drink that **** as Ribena for your lunch
When it comes to eatin' rappers, I'm meaner when I munch
This white boy's gone completely out of touch
**** usin' a weapon, I'll beat you with a punch
That's not a "random style", you're speakin' double Dutch
How can you holla at a hoe if you're bein' a little ****?
You're askin' for a grillin', boy, I'll heat you if I must
I oughta crack your neck and stuff a beetle up your butt
Keep kickin' your ass 'til you're screamin', "THAT'S ENOUGH!!!!"
I don't mean to discriminate
I just addressed your little face twice, now I've given you some **** to hate
I-Robot, watch me obliterate
Take your soul and drop it down to Hell, watch the Devil incinerate
You want to act a G, you want to squeeze flames
You talk **** on the mic 'cause you want to be named
Talk about "ain't no steppin'" like you want to be lame!
You called yourself a "blood" 'CAUSE YOU WANT TO BE GAME!!!!!

So you want to rap battle?,
my crews brand is crooks n' castles,
my bitch luvs whips n' tasles,
**** all you assholes,
you wanted to battles so ima pass the flows,
pass a ******* joint,
smoke a bong and get to the point,
lift your leg and stomp your loin,
if you like action then you better join,
my crew rocks hard Surrrey B.C.
the little homie is me,
and now here comes the best of me,
a beast unleashed filled with fury,
after a feast here comes the judge n' Jury,
all in lil man,
holds all power in thee right hand,
i gotta dirtbike you can eat the dust from me power bandin,
gang bangin,
dope slangin,
hooked up with the dope blang,
hang my wang,
i hope you hear what im sayin,
grip my dick and spit like this,
shove a glock down your throat and wait for the POP!,
im done with this **** its time to stop,
so im gonna wait for the nest bitch to try and hip hop,

@ **** u all blood

My name, My name,
bullet2dabrain,
Tell you why bitch,
Cuz im heavy like the rain,
Bitch cant test me,
I'll hit you like a train,
You bruise so easily,
You feel twice the pain,
You ain't no Einstein,
You aint got no brain,
Im runnin out of words that rhyme,
Its drivin me insane,
So lets end this ****,
Rap you up in chains.
Throw you in the lake,
Drop you in the river,
Damn you be cold,
Man I make you shiver,
You probably crawl out,
But I'll be ready,
Kill your whole family,
Make them all deady,
And don't be dazed,
When I catch you by your J's,
You'd best act like Forest Gump,
Best to run,
Kill your son,
Brum!
Run you down in my car,
laugh at your life less **** (Ha Ha!)
Dump you in the river,
You just crawled out,
Lie dead at the botom,
Surrounded by trout!

prop's well developed FREE !

**** your rhymes
**** your cheese
**** your lines
and your allergies
U couldn't beat me if i didn't try
cuz u already lost with your lame **** don't ask y

to everyone other then freeagent

**** this is a universal call out to everyone doin a verse brawl now
**** what you preach choir boys be licking the churches balls now
swallow it all down and still gag ,
ur a condom , not a pornstar ,
ya flow bound when you fill bags , no boundries my flow sound
put the profound in the needle apply it to the ppl what ya know now
throw the spoke in ya tire ,where ya rollin inspired ******* slow down
ya roll homie
b4 inertia do it
at first verse ya stupid
second ya mentally retarded ya brain does not receive the burst of fluid
it takes to work n move it , ya stuck on loop , **** , ya stuck on stupid
ya foot stuck on stoop **** ,n ya moms she suck group dick
u rhymers that like to **** with 1 genre
its like ya dad's sister's ya momma
it's ******* stupid
she suck on soup dick , in line at the kitchen
u'll never get recruited being at the front line spittin
you'll somtimes buy a ticket an kick it on the sidelines sippin
and see why your a fan not a player, not a gamer
vodka anger
an some pills in ya pocket
you got bills at home, not bills in ya pocket
you aint real and you lock lips
you fake n can't wait to be spillin an talk ****
i got chameleon optics ,
n i've seen you all change colours , n change ya attidudes
change ya clothes , ya games ya flows ,
from who ya friend and who u battle suit up with
well **** this
**** u
ima lacerate the class today
lobotomy cut you
naturally n ali im a remain a cassius clay no matter what the facist's say
hip hop baby if you were a lady id probally **** you
no matter what these other fucks do , i'll always love you
rubber glove you
ugh ugh love to and that kinky uuuughhh ughhhhhh mm **** you
whats true
whats good
whats up
nut up or walk on
you acting like you have an option , theres the stage , theres the door
theres the roar in your heart and the roar of the audience
the beast has spoken this loud once b4 its obvious
the body's rush ,it's got a be us , human anomally's
be award winning nominees
u be on ya knees , you beyond ya knees ,
ur casket shaped like a recliner , a reminder
2 sit down and shut up, ya tracks get cut up ,
cause i spit the fact of whats what
with an active antibody so it wont corrupt
stoned as ****
thats shits ironclad try n pad some **** that make a crowd ignite
this is like elbows in, arms up , by now u should know how to fight
how to write
but you dont now enough about the cyph
so u talk about ya life n how you walk about in strife
dropping mouths in sight of real mc's dropping out the fight
thinking now's the time to battle ,
im dropping u out right
beside the car on the cement
professor freeagent gone independant
only team competeing of course we gone win the penant
you've bin dependant
since u came out a crack baby and ya daddy was a rape defendant
alcatraz .scripture you cant escape the sentence


peace yo Prof to everyone other then freeagent











freeagent

Thanks. All the best to you - hope you get a record deal soon. By the way, how do you do those happy smiles? They're cool.

@theproffesor

i aint no fuckin preacher boy,
but i am a wild creature boy,
meet me in a dark alley people wont see ya boy,
did no one eva teach ya boy?
respect your elders, respect the old,
listen to me bitch you just got told,
and if you think i aint wild i'll show you right now,
hard in your face my fist be like POW!
yes i am 12 and you're like 50,
if you write on sites like these ur life must be shitty,
go and suck on your mommas titty,
if i aint there first, man i **** her hard,
gave her blisters on her as so bad its charred,
cut you up now you scared,
and don't get your mate FreeAgent to back you up,
cuz i already fucked him up,
he's lyin in the back of a mexicans truck,
ready to be cut up,
and your adopted,
double shottys,
bullets in your brain,
worlds biggest dottys,
so dont say 'everyone but FreeAgent'
cuz i am caucasian
and i am amazin,
and i set these bitches blazin,
fire fire round this crib,
your such a fuckin idiot, such a div,
and dont come back,
unless you think you can beat me,
because with the **** you got now,
you'll never defeat me.

IF POSSIBLE, RIGHT A BETTER ONE BACK TO GET SERVED AGAIN!!!!!

This guy ain’t no MC, he’s a CM Punk
Let’s play basketball " just to see him get dunked
Watch these dudes eat him for lunch
So you’re 12? Let’s celebrate your birthday and give you beats by the bunch
Got this guy constipated, needin’ a dump
He needs to cool down, someone feed him some punch
Gettin’ your ass kicked by a boss with the gusto
You ain’t killin’ me, ************, so just don’t "
- even try to diss me on this forum, so just go
- beat up on some hickey with the Parkinson’s up slow
Didn’t they tell you I’m the one with the just flow?
Pull your fuckin’ guts out and toss them to Fargo
Theprofessor came round, gave me the bong and we puffed slow
I told him, “When we die, we’ll meet up on the crossroads!”
He knows I’m too good, he gave me props on his last post
bullet can’t understand me, dog, he looks lost, yo
I’m international, even the foreigners all know
I profit like groceries from Wal-Mart to Costco
And as far as Mexicans, I got the chips and the hot sauce
I don’t speak Spanish, but I’m loco vato
Got your senorita and we’re doin’ the sals-o
Or should I say “salsa”? **** it, who minds, yo?
So you get these bitches blazin’
You post another rap, and think that ****’s amazin’?
You must be a faggot, dick, bitch, fuga-zi
Go back down your motherfuckin’ pit, okay, kid?
You’re a Caucasian tryin’ to **** with an Asian
I’m not a terrorist, but you can watch me just blaze one
Tryin’ to come at me, you get stuck with a blade, son
You run away, screamin’, “He’s fuckin’ insane, Mum!”
And I don’t care if you’re 12, you’re 4 or you’re 30
You’re still gonna get beaten, because you’re just too shirty
Still gonna get eaten, ‘cause my stomach is burnin’
So you’re gonna serve me? Go stuff a McFlurry!

This guy don't know nothin about rapping
So stick to clappin fo rappers rappin
Before another mishap happen
I ain't know what you own
Ya best say before i urn it own
Cuz ma glockmatic
Will have you goin frantic
if i got to, i'ma help Bullet2dabrain
Put a bullet in ya brain
Boy i'm insane
Cut ya legs of, leave ya lame
Bruv, if ya bring ya ting over
Ma cock, she gonna be all over
With scrotum big as bouders
A badman soldier
With a motive
You know this

thank you takzila,
a guy that understands,
that you bitches wont write any ****,
after i cut off your hands,
bury them in sand man,
cuz me and takzila,
we bout to drop the bomb,
we bout to start some ****,
so come bitches,
come on,
this is a fuckin mini war,
its like two on 2,
theres the high class mothafuckers,
and then theres you,
whats the rules again?
no bitin, no fightin,
but this guy dont understand the **** these muthafuckers are typin,
you shouldnt be allowed anywhere near a pc,
you cant figure out the keys even though its easy,
easy peasy,
your mum is sleazy,
i got my rap partner,
this wars gonna be easy.

If the game’s fucked, I'm gonna put the blame on you
You're a "badman"? Damian must be ashamed of you
Got the steel in my hands, I feel like stainin' you
It seems you still won't give up talking - it's unexplainable
And you're still fuckin' with this Asian dude
A Godzilla plagiariser and Caucasian too
Come on, dog, I think this whole **** is painin' you
I think you and bullet got some explainin' to do
Team up with professor, you team up with the lame dude
Comparin' IQ's to a bunch of nerds who failed you
Talkin' baloney has driven you off the rails, dude
able2know should name you both and shame you
You’ve turned this rap forum to a ruck at the mess hall
You couldn’t have a motive/motif if it was stuck on your Escort
I’ve just critically dissed him
Talent, the thing that’s most critical, is missin’
So it’s imperative and critical you listen
When this is done, I have your career in critical condition
Now let me divert my gaze to bullet2dabrain
Let me try and kill two birds, one and the same
You claim to be high-class? Are you bullshittin’ with me?
This guy is the epitome of stupidity
I can’t seem to talk to him, but I can’t exactly let him be
Why should I have to suffer this political indignity?
Should I brandish a knife and stick it in him for dissin’ me
Or stick him for his courage and save him the humility?
And I do know how to figure out the keys
I “Enter” your mother stickin’ my finger in her cleet
Clit, pussy, bush, whatever
You and bullet are lickin’ on each other’s tush forever
I should put a fuckin’ bullet through your sweater
You’re as weird as a dude wearin’ blue stilettos
I reckon if I put two and two together
I come up with the conclusion of two foolish steppers
Who think it’s okay to post violent stories
And they think they can call what they’re writin’ poetry?
That’s a bunch of shite baloney
In fact, theprofessor, I bet you can write a better story
I can picturise a response and you can write the **** up for me

MJG, here’s lookin’ at you
I just had a phone call from 8-Ball " it seems he’s lookin’ for you
Look at what this ****’s doin’ to you
You’re fucked up ‘cause of some **** someone put in your juice
I think you’ve been drinkin’ excessive fluids of booze
Plus too much of that marijuana has ruined you, dude
I couldn’t think of any MC as stupid as you
Who uses smokin’ drugs as an excuse to be cool
Rappers nowadays are sippin’ opium juice
And start seein’ things like daffodils open in June
You’re talkin’ in a drawl, I bet you’re from the country
Livin’ next door to the country boys you call honkeys
I’ve really had it with you wanna-do gangsters
Hip-hoppin’, rip-roarin’ Auto-Tune rappers
Nas said it best " hip-hop is dead
So I’ll just stick to bumpin’ heavy rock instead

+
Put your mic down, ground quake on you fakes, Ill sneeze on your breeze can't contest with the best, Even if you put tha bullit prove on you chest, You still be laid to rest, so come out your moms house/step in the street get the sleat from tha heat , teeth on tha curb, false is your word, makin raps in the basement nerd.

Times has change you better figure you might thank for the best for us , they have tha trigger.blast you and me cause we didnt shiver,tha beast is here to deliver to the minds thats hollow all those thst will follow,But your smart and not shallow you see the greed and the shadow follow him will leave you straddled pray pray for strength no need to sell crank,,,

all these new kids gotta be delt with here we go!

now I know i gotta perm and i know you dont,
later on im gonna **** a bitch and i know you wont,
now lil bitches turn around so I can tell you somethin,
that your wack and you look like a bad ass belly buttin,
and i know you cant hurt me,
with my lyrics being so dirty,
now im thinking you think your a pimp son,
but lemme say your white and im OJ SIMPSON,
somebody said you could out-rap me, but they tricked you,
your girl told me my hair stay up longer than your DICK DO,
some people talk about there rich's,
but its not true not all black ppl like white bitches,
now all you peeps shoulda been on before to see what I did,
but i aint MJ i dont **** with white kids,
you got jokes and I got riches,
you just jealous that my hairs better than your bitches,
shes a chick and ima guy I know its not the same,
but if you dont like the difficulty stop ******* PLAYING THE GAME,
hickory dickory dock,
your girl was on my cock,
took her to my house, and turned her out,
and now she sells my ROCKS!!

kick it with no specific reason other then getting lifted when i breathe in
skills getting sifted into that hour glass , skills gifted when you get with it , if you ain't get this **** , u can't afford that ****
, paid in patients ,
for the times you talked bulletproof watch ya chest absorb that hit
vocal chords ripped on the oxygen tank u supported
but just like child support , you couldn't afford it
you could'nt record it so u complain
drink some guiness and record the worlds largest cum stain
cum again like a sadomasochist from the pain
decapitated seperate ya body from ya brain
you don't accept ya fate prof make ya particles accelerate
**** using a crystal ball to tell your fate
when fists will fall we can tell your fake
molecluar soul nectar disecter cell your fate
to christopher reeve's on christmas eve
and sacrafice that last witness on the hitlist to what you believe
your relationship with humanity is like a hooker they **** u too leave
im the guy who rolls up joints
smokes with plants n ask what the **** you be leaf
believe it or not ripleys middle finger flip these
well i rip these emcee's u torrent them
you 3d emcees i'll brin you to the forth dimension
ur Dumb,Desolate,Demised asking for a quarter on ya dime pension
im wrenching the last nut n bolt
on this well oil'd machine
im sensing ya ass u'll bolt
if it step on the cement you fall on the asphault


peace bitches

I bet you were all waiting for me to respond, so here I go
The Agent has been reinstated, letting you queer guys know
I’m here to start the politics, I’ve rejoined the arguments
So you whores know who the rawest underdog on the forum is
The show has just begun, let’s get the doors open to the audience
Everyone is welcome in this party, you can bring all your friends
This rap **** is gonna go on forever, there’s no start or no end
No competition, but it seems that all of you jerks are drawn in
I spit words with no pauses in, maybe throw some skirts or drawers in
**** it, I’ll even throw the whole thesaurus in
While you talk about being gangsta and having dudes touch your ass
I flip that around and throw jokes at you just for laughs
And that’s not even fictional, it’s all true " just a fact
Feeble fakers can’t even take it that this dude’s coming back
You touch me, I use that as a ruse to touch you back
And you pick on an Asian because the dude ain’t ******* black?!
I oughta punch this sucker, watch me smack him in
Break his nose, beat his face purple, probably crack his chin
Re-paint his face back to normal and smack him again
Have him stare at me like, “My God, they’re identical twins!”
Enough of me babbling, let’s talk about your verse
All I see is “bitch, perm, pimp” when the talk comes out your words
Haven’t you got anything else to talk about, you jerk?
Talk about sexing some girls with your drool covering your shirt
Working its way down to the bottom of your Asics
Make you look like you were stompin’ on giraffe ****
You compare yourself to O.J. Simpson " are you kiddin’?
The jury couldn’t find a verdict, that’s why you got acquitted
Simpson’s still in prison; he’ll probably never be freed
You rap nasty, but you’ll never be as clever as me
Think you’re good, but you’ll never be better than me
And I don’t have to be like you; you’ve just never been me

heres just some random freestyle..

Some people say I'm too weak
to preach
these kinda words that i speek
theres a whole other fuckin side
to me
you gotta meet
before that you JUDGE me
and before that you RUSH me
before you fuckin say that you LOVE me
Im askin dealers to CUFF me
everything fuckin owned
lost one by one
son of a gun
what have i done
should i stay or should i run
or should i stop the fuckin pain
and put my head to the gun
this is it
click click and POW
Im done!
Its a feelin i reconize
everyday my mother cries
she cant hold the pain inside
so shes left to just get high
its rediculous
so i stop think and spit to this
usin corrupted lyricis
and hopin somones hearin this
if you can relate
to my mind's state
then i whant to see you BLEED
to RELIEVE
all your souls hate
for every risk you TAKE
every MISTAKE
for every time your heart BRAKES
just ******* bleed out your HATE!
snap like an alligator
take care of the haterz
if you dont
like the flow
then **** you see yah later
im taking you to another demension
where u can toke and chill and wait for your pension
child care or what ever
its up to you
you wanna live like this forever?