Neverending Rap Battle

my lyrics are lethal like a sting ray,
and i just wanted to say,
that i fucked your mother,
and she's such a blonde man,
couldnt have been dumber!

she doesnt understand most of the stuff i say,

Lunatic-def6
Gun equipped with a death grip
Sick-hick with a death wish
Try an fist fight me bitch
You'll die quick, I got my hunters safety
But i don't play with guns safely
My papa made me
kill a rabbit
squeeze the guts out it's ass and eat it with cabbage
That developed into a bad habit
of becoming a savage
Now be an my boys ridin' through silage
With 5 guns beside us
Lookin for coons to die for us
You ain't never killed nothing
or popped nothing, grab a chicken
break its neck an stick it in a pot with stuffin'
Shoot a dog in a the face with a 12 gauge pumpin'
cuz the stupid **** wouldn't stop humpin'
My leg when I let him out the cage bumpin'
into to **** cuz I'm drunk as ****
Flyin' through a field in a 4x4 truck
Spot light on searching for da thirty point BUCK
Billy Bob Duck! You stupid schmuck! Aw **** we stuck
in a rut, better tell Dale to get his tractor an pull us out
Before the pigs come and my mom has to bail us out
Grab a cat by the tail an yell "WHAT DA HELL"
throw it from the roof and tell my sister it fell
Well, it was up yonder meowing at a quail
it must of slipped I'm so sorry Gayle
Lunatic most definitely I'm not well
I will probably rot in hell
before I ever get popped an plopped in a cell
I'm demented, everything I said I meant it
I mean I meaned it, infrared beamed it
I dream big, got you in my sights, and squeeze it!
a bruce lee kick'll get blocked by the glock
one shot two shot then you drop

Lebron flow, got your ass constipated
get this bitch birth control, so he regulated
Straight shooter dawg, and you so faded
you hate it that i'm the greatest, try to imulate it

lunatic you barely sick

lol.Hoe

I'm tangy and original like Miracle Whip
everything I spit takes you on a spiritual trip
A lyrical wit, make you laugh like a hysterical flick
Hypocritical gift, analytical of every word that you spit
That's what makes me the ****, a tactical hit
Pen point arsenal, I have to admit
I'm practical, but I never quit so just
Pass me the ball, because I make it swish all
The time, then I throw dimes too
I'm a team player times 2
I ain't a dope fiend
but I do smoke green
I'm hoping, ya'll knew I was joking
on that lunatic thing
I don't murder the innocent
but where I'm from every ones got a gun
It's funny isn't it, that if the terrorist attack
The rednecks will step up and represent

so you all think that youre tough,
and ur words can beat me,
but ill kill all of you,
you can never defeat me,
just like jimmy kimmel live,
im ******* matt damon,
but i aint ******* mat domon, im fuckin ur mother,
ill take your mother, your cousin and your sister all for me,
give my girlfriend yo borthere, cuz shes bored of ******* me,
i'll make sure they feel pain,
when they die,
you get the blame,
cuz yo family, all of them,
be sleepin with the fishes,

I don't wanna listen to your wanna-be chit chat,
Just bring yo mamma to me ************ so i can hit that,
'cause she one fine bitch yo,
One that I'd like to ****,
I can get any girl man,
But you can't get none.

Im like a fuckin' pussy magnet,
Bitches come to me,
Where as you man,
They fuckin run away from thee!

You never had a girlfriend for more than a second,
Girls dont come near you,
Damn you gotta becon,
Maybe because they know youre gay,
And you cant right one back,
So go bum your dad up the arse,
Cuz youre rhyme kills are whack.

Try it.

Nigga you just a man wannabe whore,
i gotcha daddy round mine ery night asking fo' more,
nigga can't handle my bang he gettin' sore,
I took him 1 night 2 nights 3 nights 4,
he's a lil pussy like you so soft his god dang sac tore,
i got him buying extra thick condoms from the store,
pussy magnet my arse you couldnt gerra whore,
one that charges 5 dollars an hour nothin less nothin more,
don't think i'm hurt by your less-than-20-line chore,
you at the outer layer i'm deep to the core,
so what you 12, i'm 14 for sure,

i spit my lines like it's my everyday life,
like what i do for a living is mess with a knife,
think you can take me on bitch then TRY,
u been saying all night and i think you just lie,
u can get any girl? puhleez i can have any guy,
i ain't boasting, this just me, myself, and i,
behind the screen its all good but face to face "bye bye"
sorry to hurt your feelings, please don't cry,
got you all upset run to your mama say i wanna die,
+ keep dreamin those dreams about how you wanna fly,
i'm fed-up with nobs like you comin' on this site,
sittin' der for an hour thinkin bwt what to write,
you're just a small kid, but YOU WANNA FIGHT.???

so come on li'l baby, give us a twirl,
get to bed + dream bout those diamonds and pearls,
nigga ktown stickin' his dick between yo mommas curls,
wats even worse iz you just got beaten by a girl ...

:] Get Back x

Alright so ur rymes are pretty tight,
But nigga you all talk you aint got no fight
You talk bout peoples daddys,
but you make yo rap sound like one of them parodys
You think you all hard talkin yo ****,
But bitch dont throw a fit,
When i bury ur verse six feet under,
cuz nigg im like boy wonder
No one even try to combat me,
cuz you know you'll get a beat down that'll bring in da L.A.P.D
Ya bitch im from out east,
which makes me a beast
Ya'll wanna know bout me,
Im bad to the highest degree
Its awful hard for me to pass airport security,
They say is that a gun in ur pants but that just my maturity
Im so big so hard,
all these girls checkin me out with their library card
Im such a pimp i get laid everyday,
always giving these girls a liquid crystal display
Im gonna stop right here before i embaress you furtha,
Dont take the time to even reply why would you botha?
Cuz bitch you just got dissed by a 14 year old white guy

Just Try Me haa

Blah Blah Blah ,
ya
your all the hardest ,toughest roughest enough this cuff ish
cellie talk in the cell, u smell like you puff this
what ya cellie walked into the jail ,with ! whats this
your all like **** this
do recitals its sucidal , cut wrists only time you cut a track
walk into gym naked , cause someone stole your clothes
girls be like "what the fucks that "
this kids so fat is back touches his nutsack
Whats that , you got something to say
doublebarrel shot gunning to spray
dont run in the way you wont be runnin away cunning today
cumming tommorow in a nobel prize winner an when i's in'er
call it ******* brilliants ,
been ill since, thank god she has that phd
thank god she has that thc
ya'll can hate-me after you pay-me n i don't do the job
use a sun to navigate -me to the achey breaky take three miley
when the nobel aint enough she do the job
ya'll playing damien an
i dont know what game we in
but even
adam an eve in
heavens playground , had me thinking ? what could u do to god
not saying im supersayin just feel super saying
do i need to put it in lamens
or alphabetical order how the game ends ? fragments of vega's hands
on the Omega , man i use to have sega n nintendo
an no back When N.O. meant no and emcees had M.O.s
now no makes no sense at all its so sensual in a sense u all love the mental
****
but when i ask if you know what i meant? ya'll stuck like fly paper
sky scraper my capers when i vapour
ya'll meet ya maker , anita baker ya girl when we move to the back of the bus
till she spontaneous combust an her hourglass figure goes back 2 dust
we aint gangsta , just think deaths the only thing whack to us
an the living dead giving head feeding off the brains
stains
on the underpants of society
no ifs ands or buts i put my couldnts under cant,come to plant variety
left my garden n eden if you wanna know why it be
cause if i was god an u smoked my tree id be
pissed off ur smoking my weed an wont even say high to me
you can walk hard like why Dewey
iunno my dubie? wheres my scooby snacks newbie

So you call yourself the professor,
But i dont think you gotta degree,
You just a 30 year old loser,
Some kind of boozer
Man yo rymes aint tight,
compared to mine that shine like a light
You talk about scooby doo,
you a grown man and you still watch cartoons?
sounds like you needa get laid,
instead of spendin all yo time playin at the arcade
Move out of yo mommas house,
So i dont have to wait for you to go to the star trek convention to remove her blouse
Bro i could diss you all day but i got a life,
I gotta go **** yo ex wife

Beat that **** i just dropped the bomb

@joker AKA ganster

so what if im twelve man,
i could **** you up,
and ill embarrass you to the public,
this aint no fuckin cover up,
less than 2o lines,
bitch i could write a hundred,
bring the the lighting to your house man,
the lightning and the thunder,
so dont complain when you right whack ****,
and so what if im twelve,
i aint illiterate,
and i'll use big words,
when i diss you bitch,
because if words were money,
your poor, im rich
and whoever wins this battle,
and i know that i'll be victor,
i will always be the better rapper,
and you will always be shitter,
so you can cry to your mummy,
who by the way is a whore,
if she lets you back on the site,
be sure to come back for more......

22 my age or my gun
get money through a stage or a gun
either way ima take my shot at it
gotta backtalk habit ,
constipating ya conversatin of verbal diarhea
when ur congratin ,has gone to saten ,
remember back on the block u never had ****
except ya crack rock habit , u smoke crack u don't rock ya average
these pussies think there aristocrats , look the other way
dont talk to the savage ,
don't walk through the static , an use the electricity you've built-up
i make pussies flow like a spill cup
finger ya moms asshole grab the ambilical use this neuce as a lassou
give a **** if you liked the last flow
she did ,weeded , 90% of the time
giving a 110% of mine till ive succeeded
well i've succeeded , you suck seed kid
trying to plant some knowledge in ya mouth
but you swallow so it dont come out
i'll party with these bloodsuckers till the suns out
i am a motha ****** till my sons cum out
an you getting ya ass kicked till guns come out
you getting blasted , casket closed funeral
put a poem on ya death bed can only be 1 numero uno


haha hit me back

your all motherfuckin pussys man,
no body dares to write one back,
at least joker AKA ganster had some balls man,
although, he's still a twat,
so why is it that you think us white boys cant rap,
and british people? high class?
man thats a load of crap,
and so what if im twelve I stil follow the pack,
so y'all can suck on my ballsack,
cuz you is whack,
and i aint black,
but you brought a knife to a shootout,
your such a damn fool,
and so what if you can spit a verse man,
that dont make you cool,
and if you play football,
or soccor to you yanks,
at the end of the day i still bust you with my shank.

write one back...... if you can

What da **** you on
Ya best shut da **** up before i turn it on
Turn ma glock on
Drop da bomb
Like i was in Vietnam
On front line like an israily
Slayin you wanna bes daily
Guns in ma nikey satchel
I'm ready for battle
Na i'ma use ma shank
I hope ya don't stank
Like ya rhimes
Ya verses is blank
Ya keep gettin lower in da rank
I'm attracted to da sin
Put a glock on ya chin
I got a bone to pick
I've won dis ****
**** you bitch
Ya gone regret it
Cuz ya like ya own moms naked

This guy's a slop artist
Comin' with his kiddie jokes thinkin' he's the smartest
You got some balls, I ain't mad at you
No offence, but you sound like you had a few
Talkin' with that bad boy attitude
Didn't your parents teach you not to use bad language, dude?
That **** is bad for you
This white boy's ruthless
I should deliver a hook and leave this white boy toothless
Fuckin' around on this forum, this dyke boy's clueless
Stop that ****, Vanilla Ice boy, cool it
Your whole verse is garbage, your rap sounds stupid
All you do is blurt bullshit, it sounds foolish
The whole system's ruined
There doesn't seem to be peace anymore, this is why Loon turned Muslim

How do you know theprofessor's 30 years old?
He could be 14 for all you know
In which case, you enjoy stickin' little kids
This is how Jacko almost did a prison stint
You wanna talk about arcade games, dude?
Well, here's a list of them just to name a few
It’s an alien invasion, I’m space-invadin’ you
Turn into the Altered Beast and start rapin’ you
Got the missile command, blowin' up your neighbourhood
Proceed to shoot you up like Star Raiders, too
I spy on you slyly and steal your riches
Beat you up like Street Fighter and leave you in stitches
Terrorize your town like Operation Wolf
‘Cos I’m a ninja of the nth dimension like Zool
I out-run you until you lose control
Leave you in a final fantasy, playing a fairy role
I run right past you like Sonic the Hedgehog
Cut you like a golden axe until both of your legs lost
Stomp on you like Super Mario Land
Make the 'shrooms drift you away to Wario Land
Leave you in the dust like Earthworm Jim
The powermonger wipe your ass away in a whim
I combat you mortally, now that is astoundin’
I’ve just listed 18 games in one verse, count ‘em

Alright Niggaa,
Or should i say wanna be whigga
Man yo kno ur games,
But ill school you all and take yo names
I bet that took you an hour or two,
Bitch you dont even know what you got yoself into
im gonna demolish completely ablolish you,
Back to Kalamazoo
butch you aint **** you aint got no game,
Man im sittin here in the hall of fame
Ima beast you all know what it is,
Ima player straight up right outa the show biz
Yall dont even compare,
To me a multimillionaire
Okay im gonna ditch cuz im gettin tired beastin up all yo ****,
Ill be like MJ and say This Is It

im just being honest , u all try an battle ! get beat never respond to me specifically and theres another few other guys here that have skill

never count out freeagent he's a beast
doc will come back but im everpresent
except when i was in jail u mother fuckers let chikkster turn this place to ****


rules [/size]

1- no biteing

2-be original

3- quit grouping up cause u suck and u think a crew makes u better

4- get off my jock , if you loose to me after acting like hot **** and u were mouthy , dont act like we bestfriends the nextday , have a lil decency , u dont sit there and stare at the big guys in the gym when you work out do u ? i hope not faggot

5- i don't personally hate anyone this is internet beefing at best and im here to practice my skills and get better don't know about you , but i like rapping its fun to me


the GOLDEN RULE- have some ******* fun

Alright, first of all, I'm not a "whigga"
But I can kick some **** to make you bounce like Tigger
You want to fight? Bitch, it's on
By the way, you spelt "nigga" wrong
"Nigga" ain't spelt with a double-a, stupid!
Like Alicia, you're just absolutely "Clueless"
What the ****'s a "butch"? Don't you mean "bitch"?
And you reckon you're gangsta? Huh, that's rich!
Comin' from someone who can't even spell
But you know how to talk, and that's worked pretty well
Abolish me to where? "Kalamazoo"?
Fubba cubba abracadabra, bubbabaloo
A-wop-bop-a-loo-bop-and-a-bop-bump-biddit
You're gonna ditch? You might as well jump in it
Claim to be a player just 'cause you rap? Please!
Get off MJ's dick and let him rest in peace!

Props to theprofessor, he gave me a shout-out
Got the whole block on locks/L.O.X. when I "Wild Out"
But he writes a hell of a big verse
So much spelling mistakes when he spits words
When he writes 'em down, the **** is absurd
I wonder, "Has he been sippin' on that sizurp?"
He knows that I'm a beast 'cause I'm throwin' up a feast
Load up some of these guns, blow up someone's cheeks
Make them get on their knees and choke on some of deez (*nuts*)
Hold the mack straight, they're like "No, homie, please!"
Watch their confidence drain away
And their courage get taken away
I think their whole strength just faded away
The whole system's fucked up 'cos they made it this way
How about I make 'em face their mistakes? Maybe today
But first, let me get these damn jakes out the way
("This is the police! We have the house surrounded!")
Pull out the plugs and cause a massive power outage
We have a blackout, bail our asses out now
Plus professor knows of a place down south of town
(Hurry up, FreeAgent, let’s get the **** outta here!)
Wait, what the **** do we do with Kaelin Sager here?
(Nah man **** him, let him bleed to death!)
What about Takzila? (**** him! He’s a fag!)
Make with the money bags and head on down the crescent
Leave the Feds with a birthday present (*boom!*)
Suddenly, a Game wannabe’s tryin’ to devour us
He’s just pulled a pistol out of his trousers
Who’s this guy in front of us? Jin from Tekken?
(It’s “**** u all blood”, and he’s got a Smith and Wessun!)
Well, I think it’s time we taught him a lesson
Why’s he here anyhow? (Maybe Dudu C sent him)
Me and theprofessor, we go all out
Blow his legs off, leave him floppin’ like a trout
Before he dies, I tell him, “All’s well that ends well
And you can tell Dudu I’ll C him in Hell!”