Neverending Rap Battle

I'll Take you out like a government conspiracy how they assanitated john f kennedy made it a mystery read your history you'll learn not to mess me. Religion is one corupted mine weather your christian catholic jewish you an't going to survive, i slaughter cats like cattle cripped dark and humble when i drop the beats your all like cookies and crumble dont stumble my fist are set on pumble. SHELSHOCKA

look flex you shook lets/get to know each other better
im spotlite/i been slangin dope makin cheddar,
you a lil conniver/bitch ass rhyme biter,
i make somethin from nothin/im the hip hop macguyver,
i see you like to jack bars/i bet you prolly act hard,
if i fast forward/in the end you crash like nascar,
you heard Cassidy freestyle/was like "he a G WOW!"
thought you get away wit it but i dont see how,
see now you fuckin with me child/i know you cant freestyle,
but i been spittin rhymes since tom hanks was on the green mile,
this your execution/like damn flex you stupid,
you aint recupin from this/and you aint shootin the fifth,
i bust gats/you cant buck back/if you tried to touch that,
i would have to skin yo ass alive like a muskrat
lemme finish you off yo/quit frontin and braggin,
get off the computer bitch and go play dungeons and dragons.


on some real **** i got no respect for a dude that gonna take what a real artist make and try to say it was his. lemme quote obie trice on this:

"mano y mano? i crack you over the head with the 40 oz. bottle NIGGA!"

your a wanna be black
your raps just cack
u speak out your ass
my dog looks like you lass
you sayin he has a **** sound
my 2 year old cousin would wipe you off da ground
all yo family , inbreds
all of yum got fucked up heads
all of youz are fuckin sad
you just wanna be's who think yo bad

Yo Them Bars was hot, mah **** cajun
i can still spit whatever and be chillen wit satan
u hatin, sorry and get bumped of the board
it dont matter what level u at im still up by four
i'll have mah dick travel all up in ya bitch like ah Lil Wayne tour
for every bitch that i get thats another point to mah score,
And for every faggot that u fucked, well of course that ass is sore
but
im here tah diss, not to give u ah speech bout ya life
and what u been thru, and all that hot **** u spit
cuz i dont give ah Crap how u do or whatchu seen fool
i can take u and that bullshit u call life and gamble ya'll till i lose
and when i do, i'll put some real cash on the table juss tah prove
juss tell me this when ur girl sucks mah dick and kiss you
does she call u daddy when ya'll **** or ya baby boo
im madd tired tryna kill these ryhmes
wait u gotta lemme **** the momz atleast one more time
she can hold mah meat like she waitin in the deli line
or she can wait and get 8 and then get nine
inches, u flinchin and switchin like gays would
nigga spit harder than ah dick could, haha (No Homo)
**** it Get burned like habenero,
im straight like an arrow,
im ah scarecrow,
these birds get in mah cornfield get fucked and they ready to go,
No fear show,
Push ah nigga head thru the glass in the window,
i got the crazy flow,
Every verb i put down drop like dominoes...

1st punk u cant rhyme/ur moms trunk ass obvious its mine/u can say u dnt hav time,when u know u always whine/battlin me? u in skinny jeans/joinin ur dad suckin dicks 4 ice cream/while ma holocaust pen makin ur mΘm scream/u livin ur life like a dream,acceptin dat u realy belong in da dustbin/charlie u must b havin u force of germs in da kalahari/dats a (D-Z) DERSET mice/i like da way ur m0m gives me (hip-not-icin) hypnotising blow job/she bites ma

mic holder, i already told ya
shut the **** before my knife meets your shoulder
my lyrics slide like ice
while your spine getting colder
il chop you up and leave your limbs in my folder
send them to your family!
they lost ........there lil soldier

so anyway, i though i cant rhyme
bitch this aint 74 its 2009
check the time
this site aint for motherfuckers
its neverending rap
ill leave your head spinning like my coke .........bottle cap
be carefull mic holder dont walk to my trap
if u do ************
your feel the rath of my bat
and maybe my gat
but hopefully, it wont have to ,come to that
so just **** off now
u lil mic holding rat
if u diss my family again
this wont be no innocent chat
so count yourself lucky i let you off here bitch
coz next time when im trying
your be left with a twitch

1 minite of my time wasted!

You DAh New type, so U Gotta earn Stripes,
I like The Ripe Type, Bitch Gotta **** Tonight,
So it Is Wat It is, The Kiid Is Sick,
LAy em Down Wit Every Round, No Choice No Pick,
Shoot YOu Out Ya Frame No Pic,
Fresh No Afro, Stay Clean No Smell Yo,
But i Shiit On Da Game, So Where The Toilet Bowl,
I Shine No problem, I'm Being So Honest,
Haterz Juss Stop It, Im Fly Like Ah COmet,
And Shoot From THe Three Like The Rockets,
U Lames Is MAdd Cuz U On The Ledge,
Me N MAh Goons Is Animalz We Over The Hedge,
The Blade Look Like IT Could Sing Cuz The JAgged Edge,
But I SimpLy Said,
No One Can Hold Me Down,
Look at The Verb U Can Watch Mah SOunds,
U Can HEar Me Now,
Got The Iron Like Mike Tyson, Im Goin Pound FOr Pound,
And RouNd AFter Round, MAking Ya mOm Cum Right NOw,
She Ask Me Tah Stay, But Im Not Ready Tah Settle Down,
YEt But u Can Bet, That Tha Gun Is Set, REady TAh Repress,
The Littlest, Im ComPArIn it, YEa Yea Im WearIn It,
So Where Th **** Is Tha ChampIOn aT..
Can U Ask That, WEak NiGgas Like You ProllY CouLn't Lift MAh BackPAck.
I Mean MAh BookBAg, DiDn'T mEan Tah MAke U Look BAd,
It's Juss Sad, That U RhYMe AVerage..
Im AH SaVage, DepletE ya HEalth The Way I MAke DamAge,
The Way I Spit KnowlEdge, ANd IM Not NoWay Near ColLEGe,
Still In High School, Every Day..
This IS Ah WarNing To U, But The NexT Nigga GEts SLayed..

lunatic, ......we going pound 4 pound and round 4 rounds
im lefal, hazardos im dangerous all your niggas outta bounds
ill drop your ass so fast,speed of light,there will not be a sound
no time to run, no time to shout,no time to hit the ground
so heres your chance, before i turn that smile upside down
just walk away, theres no more space
for another battler in this town
your words dont hurt me, all they do is just rebound
so drop the mic,and save yourself by simply turning around
ill keep this short, my lyrics rising,just pray that you dont drown
they biting at you, they pissing on you,they chase you down like hounds

I guess This Rap Game aint enuff,
u surely talkin tuff, but aint liftin the cuffs,
but im fillin the cup, and have ya bitch fill in the dutch,
im the type tah get mah dick sucked and then mah nuts,
and have the mom follow up,
i got mah goonz that got goblinz who chilled wit the goonies,
from the movie, mah flow sharp like kantanas,
all red bandana, fully equipped banana,
ready tah peel ya, do i feel ya, No, get some harder lines,
i got the hamma but this aint "Tool Time",
But it's break time, and im ready tah smash any nigga,
they be askin when im trashin and passin you pussy ass niggas,
cash is mah food and im to hungry, i need it and cash runs from me,
thats why it's currency,
but check it, smoke till mah eyes stay low,
and keep smokin till mah lungs grow old,
**** ah nigga up quick like diablo,
have u get shot like "No Problemo",
im so sick, so sick i need mah vaccine,
i can get so high i can catch mah dreams,
and sell em, cuz i kno dat every bitch will buy em..
haha

when my gat keeps blowing
its blowing motherfuckers harder
my brains outta control, i think i need a recharger
yh ur goons may have there goblins who chilling wid the goonies
but my diks all shrivered up were your bitch bent down and blew me
and then the mom to follow up
i pissed in a cup
and then she drank it, thats enough
that bitch was tough and rough
sip a can of duff
smoke a spliff i must
while you mom sit there to rust
i gotta calm down now
im like the wolf i huffed and puffed
to blown the piggies house down
till the fuckers hit the ground
wats that sound
is it the piggies squeeling
pull out my knife
cut the ****** up till its tail hit the ceiling
but dont worry
i think im ******* mentally healing
when ppl see wat i do
there bodys start to begin pealing
fuk this im out
i hope nun of yall b greiving

obviously i put hardly any effort into this after the 5th line

Remember Me brah u slayed my mother

ur not strate so u must be a lesbo
ur kinda pretty but u dont gotta chest doe
ill kill u in one hit a bow and arrow
betta yet take my nine and put it to ya head
what was that? hell no i dont wanna get in ya bed
but cmon u fuckin WHORE gimme sum head
slappin u back and fourth like a ho should be treated
as im sittin back getting my meat beated
u swear u a dyke
but my dick is what u like
u r a dyke so take this beating like a man
afta im done with you ull be sayin damn
ill knock the **** out of u into a gate by the time you wake up
soo much damage to the head u will be strate

pussy i stay straped my nine always on me
put hole hole in yeah chest the size of salami
you bring ur goons and ill bring my army
rearange yeah swag with the tech and the tommy
have u niggas thinking when the greatest gunna bomb me

Nigga dont call me a pussy
shoot u wit my shotgun and your brain will be mushy
nigga ya army is small i will bring more
ya momma paid me cuz she's a whore
she ate up my dick like she was a boar
im hustlin bitch i got my own drug store
nigga the tech aint ****
ill cum up in ya house rubbin on ya sistas clit
then shoot her rite in the head
then put a note on the bed
AlexMajik was here thats why ur sistas dead

nigga yo musta misunderstood when i said i was the greatest ever
the only time u will beat me in a battle is in 2000 and NEVER
i think this battleing on the pc is kinda week
i say u step ya game up and lets meet
i wont hesitate to put ya brains on ya sneeks
feds wont find ya till the neext week

Im not mis understood
nigga u dont get me
iknow u a pussy but ya keep on steppin me
ill shoot ya head ur brains will go out ya ear
then walk a way and get a beer
like nuthing ever happend
nigga i got all these amachurs clappin for me
nigga cum find me and we will see
when ur dead open up ur mouth cuz i gotta pee
my raps are concrete but urs are so damn weak

i Spit-Money
you don't know ****-Dummy
unless u learnt It-From-Me
you make ****-Money
that's why you Sit-Funny
you a manson
im a mansion with hef honeys breasts and tummies
they smell it on ya breath homies ,only way you get laid ,melesting somebody
this doesnt have to be your first time for this to become bloody
no no precum buddy
you think you aint infected crying OH NO
why's your seamen bloody
holding on to your suicide note screaming love me
lubricatin
what you do wit saten
hallucinatein
ya neck an neuce are matein
i respect the truth why you hatein
mic check the booth
right left then boot
right then i guess i could put a trigger on a pen n shoot
send the troops
got one rifle an ten to shoot
if they got shotguns an rifles odds are ten to two
you trifle with gods u dont just get the vengance u get the fury to!

any1 battlin? hit me bak lol

i'm coke zero
making the impossible possible
choke ya n put ya blue face on a zerox
only way i would copy you
i do what i do like no other
aint gonna stoop n start beef bout ya mother
silly these games emcees play
i got punchlines like seconds mate, all day
you want heat? im packin
fya get this **** crackin
turn up the bass
why yo only love be a vacum
i drop jaws in the place
drop draws even when i dont wanna taste
its ridiculous the way i be stylin
you wouldnt believe how the party be wilin
when i grip the chrome
thats when im shinin
splitten they domes
even deaf ppl be miming, like im on stage signin
huggin the speakers gettin em vibing

: p

its a return you cant see me you blind
i take no prisoners and leave nothing behind
it selects a sexist cactus ripped the plexi glass
from texts and answers to the test we passed on
overlywhelmed when my thoughts are random
the condements well G()D damn a sandstorm
listen to me stand on my platform
so what's it been 3 years
since you been trying to get under my skin
while i'm already under yours
you have a habit you can't grow up from
never climb into a hole you can't back out of
you might be surrounded by white powder
with the sweet and sour sauce in your f@cking clam chowder
don't get me started on rapping i'd be at it for hours
the great escape hallway is adjacent to your mama's life
so be patient with this country that we call a nation
once i get where i'm going there's no going back
crawling fast through quicksand to faceplant
mother f@ckers paved the way for the mother f@cking debate team
f@acking step to me to me, back off
go jack off in the corner you came from
this song is more than i planned on
to use against you so man up
be a bigger man or your face gets crapped on
scratched and patched up with a latex condom
i won't ever wanna wear it again its tearing to ****
sharing this tid bit of caring for bitches
pull a rope and jump rope
through the polaroid sun soaked smoke
screen from when i done coac
this is an article like an article of clothing
yes i am talking to me proposing the pope
be in Rome to present me my rosary
wave your white flag if it aint close to me
cuz i'm getting ornary becomming ordinary
like the words to your stories
we just be playing with him
paying his mother to tag him and take him
to the church before the cemetery to wake him
unstaple his lips i'll bet he's faking it
spit in his mouth see if he chokes on it
looks like he won't get up
get him folded back up
somebody get that coffin lid shut
now i'm caughing up blood
i was there when they outlined you in chalk
his husband says the sign said don't touch
lest it goes your eyes get stuck and stick on testicles
a tick is nesting and having sex in your vegetables
a principal situation will he pay attention, no
a guy i'd avoid my boys
go back home play with your tinker toys and lincoln logs
make my mom a shrimp kabob
while hitting her from the back on kitchen utensils
bent over the table aching for a reach around
while she continues her catering
her pants are off but your game is on
but its really your dad in that apron

wat wat can i get a rhyme
hey wat cha spittin is annoying like windchimes
you aint got no more sense than one dime
im only gonna tell you this one time'
you need some new and improved rhymes
just like your cloths and your shoes
you aint for rap you listen to too much blues
im trying to give you some clues you aint rappin
you just yap yapetty yappin

yo da new rapper on this site
his lines is tight n ready for a motherfuckin battle fight