Neverending Rap Battle

the time dat ya face be crunchin,
my gat start bumpin thugs thumpin!
you aint **** mofucka , absolutly Nothin!
i tell you a whole lot of truckin go get ya face muff stuffin!
you ain smoke blunt no tokes no puffin!
i'll chop ya head off, saw ya arms with a dull blade broke cuffin!
i tell ya bitch come give me a mint blumpkin !!!!
no shovin nigga im hustlin haha!
bring the shot gun i got force , amunition forth first when it burst!
im on the streets walkin strips bring ya teeth dirt, you'll be barried underneath the world wrap in ya 3xl white T shirt!
im a blood in a fellon turf!
smoke the smirf , wrap that purp up in the dwellin's curse!
im the devils birth, i got a demon nurse!
yo brotha got seimen on his ****** shirt haha!
an your mama, im just lookin up her skirt!
bitch you aint **** im block thugggin!
i'll stuff you up bag you an keep mugggin!
tuck ya chain in son, i'll straight rob an turn on the sound proof!
cuz the lyric i spit surround the ground around you!
no more clowns inbounds with found dudes,
cuz my semi-auto rounds drown fools!

dawg you aint from ktown nigga you just a busta!
my fists be like hammers, they cum to crush ya!
i try to back you up and you turn, so **** ya
im ready to explode, i think i took.... enough of ya
im here to finish you off for the last time
so listen to every word every sentence every line
this website is mine
you dont kill ppl you chat lines
every word every rhyme
your just lying
my gat be ripping like mass destruction
your bitch say im like snoop dogg
with sexual seduction
when im on the mic im lefal i cause eruption
your gurl lefal to she causes the sucktion
no wonder michael J's dead, you refused to touch em!
dont worry nigga we dont need no reconstruction
ill have you shot down
its my order of instructions
your shits more wack than alien abduction
or a man given birth from male reproduction
when im finished wiv you you be in a serious concussion
no introduction
every time you diss me thats a tooth deduction
my lyrics hit through you like electrical conduction
your boys jump in front of you causing my gat obstruction
so i pop through them like they aint ****! there nuthing!
haha!!!!!...........

you think you got heavy lines dropped on flow kept steady rhymed!
my lines spit crazy vibes in a celebrity tribe, beast wit tha machette wit grind!
im always ready to shine sell dimes an qual out wit some fellon an crimes!
i dont need to hear ya fuckin trippin,
bitch, suck my mother fuckin dick when im pissin!
you dumb **** get licked by a 100 pidgens,
this is about my 1000th written,
so dont come lyrical sciptin when im flippen the projects livin!
you betta stop bitchen befo my fist come quick an,
you face get bent in , nose on the floor''michael jackson''haha
nigga i dont spit large rhyme at you rats!
cuz my raps to solid to compete with!
i betta step back a couple feet bitch!
or ya teeth be cuttin ya gut for weaks prick,
smash a bottle ova ya neck brake ya spleen quick,
put you to sleep , think it be all a dream slick!
when really you got the cream right out the fresh streamed dick! hhaha

hahaha man
quite funni
Noo im jus tripin
jus a gay prick u r
I aint outta wrdz
Im jus bein eazi
Readin a bible praying to God
Yea i do that
hld up aint cuz i dnt want u gt mie
I hear pple lyk u talkin nw cuz whn im out thr its a landslide i'll get u gunnin 100 in 9.65, quicker than Ursein Bolt the fastest man runnin
I jus thank hìm 4 ma swag nd bein fly high wth no1 even gttin ma featherz, u think u cn reach mi
Wrk ur ass off ur jus gon be in ma rear view mirror
Man u aint gon eva do dat cuz u aint gt ****
Im smthin u wana b, u cn pay 4 ada **** bt u cnt pae bein lyk mi
Me nid lotion ur tha 1 inneed
Since ur face iz raptured
Jus ridges n ur face
Oh man blahblahblah
U aint even thnkin
Jus shitting al ova
Verbal diarrhoea
Ths iz retardation
Ur thnkin im gay
Wel ask ur mum
who she was wit
Rydin lst nyt
Nd man i saw ths man in a bruno outfit
jumpin thru ur window like a freakin pervert,
man i thnk i'l stik to galz cuz Me lyk u thts a f@ckin disgrace to ma name...wndr y u hurried talkin bout me bein gay..wnt a prtner??sry it cnt b me cuz im jus taken...BY A GAL...

all you do is talk about how your gats could kill someone
do you even know what a gun is
all you've been doing is talking **** but the truth is
if you would've done half the **** you said you did
he woul be dead and you still wouldn't still be talking
don't get your panties in a bunch and undone
put in your reservation for suicide dial 911
this isn't a timed trial take your time do it right
leave a note outside your bedroom door
stating how much you hate life and couldn't take it anymore
go hit yourself with your car and stab yourself in the back 3 times
how you fall on the bed is up to you to decide
being beat accidentally doesn't make you a martyr
wisdom teeth don't make you any smarter when you're retaurded
weilding the guitar string doesn't make you an accompliss to murder
rapping about me and my mother won't get you any further
in whatever it is you're trying to do
take the wooden spoon and f@cking mix up some new years juice
happy christmas to you
God I hope you say it my way too
roll up your two meat curtains they'e looking kinda loose
there i go soaking up the sun in the sofa so I say what's up
nothing much besides my mom's weight and her dead baby I had to punt
one of the super sweet skills that she has
is she overflows the tub every time she has a bath
now all we have is nasty water for her pool in the basement
invite your friends, tell them to bring their CLR to clean it
hang with me and stay for dinner so we can eat it
you can't drink the lumps the size of a penis
its making you sick to yous stomach
tell my mom not to read this
she would be jealous because i was never one of the preachers to lead us
into the battle of eating the most ice cream and reeses
take a second to reasses yourself
I just called you fat and you should play with the other kids at recess
and leave me the teacher an apple

you know i love monopoly
and I love to play games with you but you can't count money
f@cking other guys with ted bundy
who works every f@ucking day but sundays
I did get stabbed by the dick
you had in your mouth when you spit
I flipped this sh!t back at ya kid
forgive me I cannot fix you and respect
your parents because they said you were an accident
there is simply no room for you on this planet
you've had it up to your head till i stabbed it
and put it up your ass without asking for it
my mom is a 500 pound lesbo who loves flirting
with weak minded wannabe rappers making asses burning
and circling all the names she gave herpes
and the HIV with AIDS while nursing
Lunatic-defo back to life in a hurry
what i did to you your vision went blurry
you started stumbling into her furry
back hair you love because its so sweaty and curly
so go swim in her Atlantic ocean of open rolls and skin
your aunt married your uncle they are brother and sister
and your mother and father purely for pleasure
leaving you with webbed feet and a face that's disfigured
i was there i told them to pull the trigger
on this kid but they didn't
because they figured you living
life by the minute with your head and brains separate
and filled in with semen sealed by teporary staple stitches
in your face will make you listen
and open up to evening of thanks giving
because your rap career has now ended
which is with the present time nigger president
you will never have a chance against me or Mr Mathers
i will have to crack your face like a f@cking saltine cracker
i planned for this attack years ago
when i would have to respond to raps written by a 2 year old
you're prety good for a crack baby
but i will have to punch and snap your neck for my safety
call the medics see if we can save him
he's ruining my fan blades how long has he been hanging
with that baggie over his head and feet dangling
he's no longer panicing and done suffocating
get the cops in here start taping
off the scene and video record me next to the body
there's blood on the floor and his face looks funny
get the body bag ready how tall is he I'll measure
just another kid who couldn't handle stress or pressure
of being in a dog fight every night so he yells at his dresser
I know you love it when my mom gives you oral pleasure
when she told you she had a dick after a year of having sex with her
you always took it up the ass from bananas that were unpeeled
I don't believe it either I've been told her dick was real
she gets it up all you gotta do is stand still
get your hand outta the way its home plate she'll steal
you try to touch your dick you can hardly feel
and cry like a b!tch when she tells you kneel
so feel free to explore your spiritual realm of freedom
seeing her penis and trading your virginity for a mouth full of semen
and a grin on your face for one apparent reason
with that dick in your ass in the fifth season
you call the season of pain and much screaming
all day and all night when you're dreaming
of a cow in a thong and a whale on a beach
your eyebells were cut out an given to the apostle paul
I can't even tell if you're still with me at all
so its safe to presume that you're gone just like your balls

I'm a four bar killa, killa reflection in all ya'll mirrors
First Slay gave me breakfast now all ya'll dinner
Cause my shots wasn't for ya'll niggas
But it's enough room in the cemetery for all ya'll niggas
I carry the Mack Milli, I don't play with toy guns
I raise M&M's like the Detroit slums
rogish nation, niggas avoid them
the bay is the place we build and destroy from
Pull out the M-1, leave you and your boys done
Niggas thought I was 97 the way I point one
You can't compares us, you here to fear us, then plan the grammar
I'm the hand in hander, blam the cannons, I'm jamming hammers
Put a knot in back of his head just like a bandana
Niggas always want static, that's why I pack an antenna
From cali rece is a problem solver
I got a hundred guns and fifty clips, half of 'em revolvers

who ever wishes to respond to this may !!!!!!!!!!!


i offer you the chance to leave
magic magician sleeve
serpent ammunition eating away adams apples leave you missen eve
missin teeth my coalition in the posistion to drop intuition
an pick up gray matter , sick as what is a day to day matter
climb this ladder made of snakes
the way i drive cut the brakes
they way you bust , you **** with fakes
increaseing silicone dildo sales
my hooks ring you up like the bill a sale
im the only kinda emcee that will prevail
you the type of enemy to get killed or fail
weilda sword an a shield drinkin the holy grail
get a taste of victory
you want beef taste a lil hickory
i'll kill you dont care if youve never done dick to me
kick through beats with the foot till its kaputs
heres a bible, dictionary, an toilet paper pick ya book
got a iv in my pen thats draining my flem
got an idea reencarnate the fate of ivan the terrible then maybe you'll be bearable
babies like you aint got the hair to pull
when life stress out
gangsta puff ya chest out
get rough an slice ya breath out
the inner circle the winner circle bin an urkel so long glad i was left out
get the f out
you aint welcome here
the only outcome here
im malcolm and there aint no middle here
leave ya riddled ears at the door an check ya flow
respect the flow
gotta enough tech ta know
if the bodies in a bag its disectable
if the bodies
in the audi
its probally
covered in gasoline smothered in kerosene soon as the light beams
it'll be where god i'll be
its got to be
im a commodity
an anomoly who doesn't needs commradery
im buzzin from all these weeds and pottery
give you a labotomy
so u never thought a me

PS let me know what you think!!!

U comin outta know where,
but u fallin off like weaved hair,
**** it, im no where near scared,
cuz god put me here, so it's him i fear,
i'll grab the piece and air,
spray ah nigga scalp and facial hair,
the champ is here,
so how the **** ah pawn get ah placement here,
cuz u fuckin squares aint seein the hole,
but the pussy there,
and u pussies on here, aint gettin nowhere,
cuz im the sickest wit it,
wit the philly fitted,
while im situated in New york,
and the philly lit,
u cant stab at beef wit ah spoon but ah fuckin fork,
but the gun get hot like ah fuckin torch,
and leave u niggas schorch,
im hittin 80 like im in the porsche,
but im in the venue,
u niggas rental,
u can get ah combo like ah chicken spot menu,
but im better than you,
so even rappin bout you makin u look cool,
u not fuckin wit me tho,
cuz i'll pop ah nigga head like ah bag of fritos,
i get cheese like dorito's but that cheese nacho,
so it's not yo's,
the streets keep it, the feins be in it,
and i apologize for mah street flow,
but only real niggaz can get into it,
i can bet, that ur fuckin best,
is like taking ah ****, and flushin the rest,
get ya fuckin bars up.....

haha...man u dnt knw **** do ya
Nw i wil tel ya
I dnt nid a gun
To gt u gunnin
Its a waista tym
Whn ur jus dat slack
Ive tld u once tht
U jus tlk ****
I sae u nid treatmnt
U aint makin sense
Blah blah blah im so cul
Man ur insane
Actin lyk u gta dick in ya brain
Hit maself wth ma car
Hw am i to do that
r u even thnkng o its jus cum in ya head
Dawg thnk, tak a sec it realli hlps
U thnk u cn be ma teachr
In wat? Hw to be a dick nd be a loser lyk u
Man i'l pas, wil stick to ma swag
Since i ws born to liv wit it
Cuz im tha man
yea me teekay
It aint ma fault
God made me ths
So u cant deny me

suck my dick, good ****. two at that, that's why your girlfriend let me lick her clit and tap that. I know my purpose that's been since when I swam to the surface. Skin color don't matter, better yet, I'm madder and cursed with anger


(not rapping) No hate to anyone, just general. What you think guys? I just took 5 minutes to write this, I've practiced a bit but I get stuck on what to work on, any tips? hit me up [email protected] I usually think of a story, a plot, then words that rhyme with similar words, then I just go for it, but I get mad that people can do it so well, especially on the spot, how do they do that?

tricksta u weak like a toilet paper struggling to remove beans ****/ma lines will make u brush ma back like a mop swippin ma feet/u cant rap battle u rape cattles/ur rhymes are so **** they cant get ma mind tackled/ f u ****

wassup u ready u steady

u think u can rap but ur crap
watch out before i give u a slap ur to slow u cant keep up with my flow
im to fast u aint gonna last so get prayin sum 1 comes n sez are u stayin
but u **** it off me cauz im a west coast G
i told u, you betta recognize but u dint realize my lyrical disquize
no questions to it im da best wen im through wid you ur gonna need a bullet proof chest so forget da rest u dnt no me so dnt call me hommie

**** all yo
i dnt need no body
somebody please tell dem there aint no luv for a real G
u think ur free but ur going through .H.I.V. my lyrics are blueprints to u dum
muda fuckaz dat think they can rap but u lac so im gonna give u a smack
go ahead n smoke ur crack u aint jack to me iv got bitches on my dick dat dnt no wen to rise n stop suckin some 1 tell them stupid dumbos to stop luckin
U WISH U STING LIKE A JELLYFISH
iv got a razor in my hamd but shud i cut u caus ur a slut
im spittin lyrics in ur face dam itz a discrace cauz u cant keep up wid my pace

eminem is ****..

Straight motherfuckin ballin
Part two, still ballin
Westside

Now ever since a nigga was a seed
Only thing promised to me was the penitentiary, still ballin
Ridin on these niggaz cause they lame
In a six-one Chevy, still heavy in this game, can you feel me?
Blame it on my momma I'm a thug nigga
Up befo' the sun rise, quicker than the drug dealers
Tell me if it's on, nigga then we first to bomb
Bust on these bitch-made niggaz hit 'em up, WESTSIDE
Ain't nobody love me as a broke nigga
Finger on the trigger Lord forgive me if I smoke niggaz
I love my females strapped, no fuckin from the back
I get my currency in stacks, California's where I'm at - right?
Passed by while these niggaz wonder why
I got shot but didn't die, let 'em see who's next to try
Did I cry, hell nah, nigga tear I shed
for all my homies in the pen, many peers dead
Niggaz still ballin

Still ballin, until I die
You can bring your crew ************
I be ballin, they wonder why
(You can bring your crew but we remain true motherfuckers still)
Now everybody wanna see us dead
Two murdered on the front page, shot to death, bullets to the head
Niggaz holla out my name and it's similar to rape
Motherfuckers know I'm comin, so they runnin to they graves, watch
Swoop down with my nigga from the Pound
Cause {Trick} don't give a ****, where you coward niggaz now, blast
Keep pumpin, ain't worried bout nuttin
Busters thought we was frontin, so reload and keep dumpin
'Til the day I die

THUG LIFE!

man thats was pretty mothafuckin good, but i still dont think yo lines could survive in my hood.
Westside? Southside nigga, STILL ballin
and yo moms mothafuckin callin, me to her room right about now
so nigga bow down to the best freestyla alive.
ask yo mom she gives me a 5.
still ballin nigga.
SOUTHSIDE.
that other **** got nothin,
westside thinks they stuntin but they really aint got nothin.
mothafuckin southsides the way to go that where youll find all the hoes.
trippin on you left and right all night.
but you know im still fuckin ballin cuz im callin out to ya, spit some better lines next time,
and learn how to rhyme.

MT

motherfucka u in da westside of da toilet/my **** is tighter dan a corset/motherfcka its abt time u g0t out da closet/its about time i prove that,u overc'z niggs is wack/all u ever do is smoke crack/my punchlines wil leave u dead smack/its time me and ur bitch hit da sack/motherfcka i'l bring ur shack down/im da big show and this is smack down/its da count down to da run down/u 1 of da indeginous ppl so dnt try 2 stand up cuz myt end up a cripple

niger a.k.a nigerians and gothic slappers BATTLE ME!!

feel the rath of my 99!
the bullets pass through your back, till they be hitting your spine!
im sorry ************
but you commited the crime
i bet your reading this right now wishing that u could ******* ryme
sorry motherfuckers but i aint got the time
got my time to live up!
every minutes a dime
my lyrics stick to your body
there all sticky like slime
when youve been left all emmbarrased
your face a'l turn green like a lime
so hit me back
its as simple as nursery rhymes
and dont forget to tell your mother
her pussys sublime!!!
haha!

I'll Take you out like a government conspiracy how they assanitated john f kennedy made it a mystery read your history you'll learn not to mess me. Religion is one corupted mine weather your christian catholic jewish you an't going to survive, i slaughter cats like cattle cripped dark and humble when i drop the beats your all like cookies and crumble dont stumble my fist are set on pumble. SHELSHOCKA