Neverending Rap Battle

**** what you spittin
kid you suck wit the writtens
ill get you jumped for a bucket a chicken
i see you little rhyme bitin wannabe faggots
bring it on i got a mossberg under my mattress
bitch my blocks disgustin
n we keep the glocks bustin
n dump full clips when the cops are rushin
plus i got a bigger dick
mines as long as a broom
i got yur mom slobbin my **** across the room
"buck, Joe!" thats exactly wat im'a do
i got bullets that'll go thru fuckin five a you
i stay high my dude
so dont step outa bounds
i got coke, an AK, and a thousand rounds
ill drown you in putrid puke and ****
use my dick as a float and cruise the strip
so do not confuse the kid
if i lose my wig you could lose your ribs
serial track killer
albums lack filler
new jack thriller
ill full back drill ya

Good evening, I would like to begin by introducing myself.
My name is Hydrogen and I come from a neighborhood where life is not very comfortable
I've stolen many things and been involved in many altercations, most of which have been under gunfire
In addition to this I have had sexual intercourse with a great number of the opposite sex
In contrast, and despite the absence of legitimate evidence, I believe you to have been involved in a fair amount of homosexual activity
Activities I and my companions look down upon
I am so much stronger than you, and my powers of rhetoric so much greater than yours
That you could employ an army of some sort to aid in your fight with me
But I would of course prevail, because I'm stronger than you
I'm sure I needn't remind you of my place of birth wherein as I explained before
The living conditions are much worse than in your aforementioned city of residence
I would like to stop here for a moment and remind you that I am, in fact, orating with little or no prior preparations. An act commonly referred to as free styling
Once again, and I think this bears repeating, I would like to restate my claim that I am, in fact, much stronger and have endured a larger number of hardships than you
Hardships which have left me with aggressive behavior and an imposing demeanor which I believe frightens you
I know of a woman with whom you've had sexual intercourse
I too have had sexual intercourse with said woman and she complained to me of your less than exemplary performance in bed
She went on to explain to me, in graphic detail, the dimensions in particular of your genitals
And I tell you what she said was not very generous sir
In conclusion, I would like to leave you with a brief summary of my argument
You sir, are a weak, timid, and untrustworthy homosexual
The city in which you live is not nearly as difficult to live in nor is it in such a high state of disrepair as mine
I am a superior monologist in this debate and any claim to the contrary will result in physical violence and perhaps even death

It's way cute.....but sadly, not yours.

Very funny, though.

Crow you stepped up
and for that i give you props
your **** really is tight
but i must add that im not a lil bitch
but then again your mom is a witch
yeah i rap easy so fools unlike yo can understand
they dont quite get what the hell they are doing
they try to play cool
but really they are the fool
might as well just throw them in a pool
as they sit at home and drool
and jerk there tiny tool
while there mom is playing wit wool
now i no muh raps are easy but then again so is all of yalls mom
btw i need her 7 digits so i can give her the 50 cents i owe her

Bitch step out the way let me come in for a minute to say what I got to say. bitch i don't play what r you gay you rap like your in third grade. you aint a rapper stop frontin you wrote a rap that long and didn't say nothin. you probably dont do this im gunna cut you some slack when you rap you sound like a retarded kid on crack. a two year olds rhymes could cut you in half and ill just sit there sayin that kid just kicked your ass. if you white stop actin black and if you r black Im white and I just kicked your ass thats my rap howd you like that if your smart cracker you wont write back.

Ironic i live in warren county

Very ironic. I'm from warren county

**** your rhymes you should quit, stop pissin everybody off cause ya mad ya have a small dick. you a fuckin redneck don't **** with me, If I asked you what parallel lines were you'd say your family tree. sayin all the girls like you your just runnin at the mouth, you don't get girls cause your right hand don't count. you ain't a gangsta but you ain't the one to blame its not your fault you were raised in Maine. no wonder your names the only one hear cause every ones straight and you queer. these rhymes are straight off the top of my head, speakin of head your girl gave me head matter a fact it was in your bed. or i should probably say your sister cause you a bunch a rednecks that's fuckin gross first your sister and then somebody from the same sex. you think you better than me you not bitch ima end it right there with a **** you you can suck my dick my dick.







no offense to anybody just playin around

That is side-splitting! Thank you!

Yo baller you think your the best with spits?
Ill hit the back of your head then we'll see who the red neck is
Yeh i gotta small dick but its still makes your mother moan
I can hear her from my house without a fuckin phone
your raps are simple like simon
ill pop you like a pimple or hymen
you beat me? yeh when pigs are a flying
You talkin bout my family tree? Bitch you aint gotta chance
Looks like you fell from the ugly tree and hit every fuckin branch
For talkin bout my right hand? Aight man ima have ta slaughter
Coz your the mufucka who calls mrs palmer and her 5 daughters
Your punchlines are aight but you aint settin them up
Look at your last line! You repetitive ****!
Ive never ever seen this guy before
But his girl and his sister? I adore
His mother is a giant whore
And ill punch that bitches face in her iron jaw til her eyes are sore.

KRIS HOW LONG YOU SAY YOU BEEN RAPPING? OH I CAN TELL. 6 MONTHS AINT GOOD ENOUGH TO BE ON HERE.BUT I AINT MAD AT CHA CUZ I SEE YOU DOING YOUR THING.YOU GOT YOUR OWN CLUB,YOU GOT YOUR OWN BLING.WHAT YOUR FATHER DO FOR A LIVING CUZ I HOPE IT AINT THE SAME THING.IM GONE LAY OFF YOU THOUGH AND MOVE TO THE NEXT CAT.I SEE YOU A YOUNGSTER AND I AINT GONE DOWN YOU LIKE THAT.

Yo dawg your rhymes are flat,
youz wack an im white but more gangsta then BLACK,
i'll pistol whip you until your bleedin death,
stop written these stupid lines, dawg i can smeell your breath.
I dont spit all the time,
but i hope you like a bitch kitty wit 9 lifes,
so i could hit you 9 times,
an not give a **** about all these rhymes,,
cuz when i spit it its crazy,
burry you under dasy's,
cant get back at me dawg im lyrically crazzzy,,
but ima shut ma mouth now i wanna hear your come back better then my beef,
But forget about that if i wanted Cum back i scrape it off your teeth!!

Soo i see yo name is odd socks?
how bout you come here an suck my hard cock!
cuz no one an nothin can Hold it down like this Odd fox,
You should be underground layin in a closed box,
i'll put my nine down your throat,
watch you choke,
Get on your side an then Sink your boat!
haha i like spittin crazy,
cuz i dont do nuttin else but sit here , im lazy!
i like readin all tha jokes you sayin,
Cuz if you saw me walkin you'd be down on your knees prayin,
prayin to god i dont touch you,
prayin to god that war is over an ima bust you,
Maybe a nigga like you should step up before some one else DO!,
i dont even rap, an i got this **** started ,
you could put your mouth to my ass an inhale my fart kid!,
my glock is hot,
its ready to pop,
now stop drop an lock it befor you poor ass gets shot,
imA mutha fuckin blood homie,
dis is the blood shed phony,
why dont you cry to your mama again to buy u a ponY?
Blood on your shirt nigga,
blood is a thrilla,
blood hurts people,
im a Blood killa!.
K-town balla nigga das my style,
keep ma stacks banded up for a times wilD.
but im out dawg to test me,
or dial 911 so tha cops come aresst mee!!

juss playin homiee,,, get back thoo!

Yo dawg you think you king ****?
sit down an listen whhile i show you the real Spit,
Dont start poppin off yo lipz,
nigga you'll kiss the steal,
im the kinG of freestyle nigga for reaL!,
ya'll prolly juss some fake ass punk tryin new ****!
But nigga i wipe off a seat on my dick so your mama can sit,
Daaamn... is what she said,,
ya i took her to the hotel an slammed her in the bed,
then some nigga like you start mouthin gets popped ,
ya'll know you be Dead,
Bro im juss sayin im blood DONT test me.
or i'll have you lying dead like the rest in tha west streets,
bring out your humor bring out your style,
punk ass like eminem said he aint rap in a while,
dat aint why im gunna beat you,
im undefeated,
Take a second look at this rap an tell me how you feel iT!
Dont talk wack ima smack ya,
Start runnin wild before i rapidly attack ya,
you wont dodge my punch homie iss a rocket,
but you aint nothing to me, Juss like crack change in my pocket!!!!!
Yo name sis LILBIGMOUTH,
Yo why they calll you that?
is it cuz you juss a fake nigga with RAT tattood on yo back?
ya dats right you be rollin with them niggas in blue!
the siuts with red lines . hmm i could picture it on YOU!
but **** this rap battle nigga im done just done wit it,
holla back at a home slice you you think you could win thiS!!!


yo, saw your lil spit dawg an liked it... props to dat homez.... holla back doh!

ey dauer

ur raps are wack i dont care if u white er black
dawg ur fat ur gut is bigger then venus forget seein me brah you cant see ur own penis my raps r sick b*tch u suck d*ck u is gay im rappin so hard im comin at chu from both sides like lesbian three way im dun thats all im gonna say


Im beginner tell me if im good enough no hard feelins

Yo homie ya'll good for a rookie,
now go think about some more **** while your bakin cookies!
why you dissin fat guys dawg thats juss prickk,
you prolly hatin cuz your ova sized an your gut hangs over yo dick,
im a true gangsta from the projects,
i could kill a nigga with my homemade killing objects,
it aint hard to rap bro juss get tha feelin,
let the words slide out your mouth forget about breathin,
i aint black im white,
i glow brighter then god walkin at night,
niggas scared when they see me they run,
cuz i got 1000 rounds for my mac 11 gat,
no nigga cant touch me im hotter then the sun,
So if a hatta opens his mouth then he'll have holes in his back,
ive been in this game for years an im only 16,
gang banga, hood ridah, nigga cant aim he screams,
my gat tip will pop, if niggas dont drop,
then i'll squeeze tha trigga harda an put em to a stop!!!.....

yo dis aint towards you,, it juss a nutha spit!!!... i don thank your that good but keep it up an ya'll will get betterr!! holla back dAwg!!

Yo you like a Dead definition of rappin,
im high qualitY in the rappers compitions im clappin,
so who you callinn a faggot homie youz a fake,
i fucked yo mama wit ma nine incher an came all ova her face,
ya , you like talkin bout mamas dont you, i could twist it,
told yo mama to lick ma balls an polish ma dick bitch,
she all ova it like she aint seen somethin like dat,
i told her to turn ova back wards an fucked her in the ass,
see nigga you aint nothin to this rap game,
im more deadly then a live wire,
more hotter then an open flame,
ya you livvin on a dirty block,
with dirty bitches suckin dirty cock,
who knows i met your motha on the corner,
she hopped in the back seat where i took her pussy an boned her!
NOW dont spit bout **** you dont know OR dont spit,
tell your mom same place same time same ****!!!!!

ha ha ha,
yo its seems like when i hit this battle niggas stopped,
cuz im so fly at dis **** nigga's im so hot,
err'body no they cant beat me,
cuz im unstopable,
unpredictable an come out with **** thats unforgetable,
i'll turn tha tables on all ya'll.
bitch ass punks,
i'd rather be out hustlen like i do then sit here an battle wit this junk,
my style so fresh nigga somebody battle me,
You know when im pissed when my tail starts to rattle Gee,!
in ma hood they calll me Vicious C,
tha real O.G, an im runnin these streets,
my skills are to high for ya'll dis battle is wrong,
i dont even know why im wastin my time writin a rap this long,
**** you .**** all you. **** everybody on this Site,
get back at a nigga if you think that you can beat me if yo rhymes are tight.
but forget it i check it on a daily basis,
im white doesnt matter black or chinese i aint racist,
i change my pases,
move cities faster then people gettin shipped in closed cases,
i'll get away with murder cuz nobody got traces,
No evidence for the police an no witness to describe faces,
IM tellin everbody now, **** wit me,
cuz you'll be done after the first line you say niggas you aint **** G!

......for real dawgs, why aint no one spittin?
is it cuz they just to bitch to keep up with my writtens???

get backkk homeZ!

Ya'll put me down , dawgy down nigga!
dawgy runnin dawgy clowns nigga,
i have 1000 rounds to go around nigga,
Shoot out your knees an watch you hit tha ground niggas.
i hate all des punk ass wanna bes,
i'd cook em up if i was back in chronic g,
i could spend my life livin in jail.
better off then livin on these streets on bail,
would rather die fo some one who cares,
not one who dont care.
juss one who would say take my hand i'll bring you there,
dos tha kinda of niggas that are meant to be,
hood riddah, this hood ain meant for me,
i got to much life a head my gang,
they know not to **** wit me,
i let ma chain hang nigga dont tuck it B!
i got a hot glock on the empty streets,
its only empty when im struttin the Strip an my hood niggas next to me,
blood hounds, bitch i said blood hounds,
ma click will take a piss on yo faces an empty they otha rounds,
im gettin sick an tired of no one replyin,
they prolly gettin killed by my lryics as soon they see it they dyin!
last scene that they seen nigga its clean that i dont touch you,
i'd rather get struck my a HIV needle then fight youu,
cuz ya'll bitches im standin 6 foot 3,
all tha otha hoodlems lookin up to me,
dats why i say im up the ladder on top,
cuz who tha **** is big enough to **** wit dis Shot,

yo yo yo Im from the 313 AlexMajik On da M.I.C
ktownhustla u think u can rap yo ass so gay u be lickin jock straps
i aint black neitha u so fat ur five favorite words,
are i need to take a breatha, i know u like safe sex
but i dont no about gay sex yo momma so fat we had overweight sex
Yea U might rap betta than me plz give it up for me im from the 313
all da rappers on here are on some green b*tch u just got owned and im only thirteen wat up

No hard feelins hope im gettin better