Neverending Rap Battle

Realization
okay folks enough ov the gay jokes/
rick im in your head/ like u jus kut yourself/ with a needle and thread/
your more fuked up then bill and ted/,
at least i got yer attention/, let alone your hours of thought up ****/
its all copied what u say/, i cant believe your stil gay,/ your funny and easy 2 battle/ im wasting my time i could just smash u/
u know yourself your rap is idle/
thats why im here to guide u, /
all your rhymes are from other sites/, u **** wit dynamite/. your either black or white/ make yer mind up, either way your shite/
u dont give up/ thats why u keep fking up /
your yesterdays news, your the snooze/ on my alarm clock, your worn out and knoked./. keep coming at me with your ****, i can handle/ all ov it

check this out
yo pretty rick now im your puppet , i realized u must still be a kid , with no friends, u suck bell ends, now im over wit this

shane 719

shane

yo shane it me

shane you prick why dont u suck ricks dick
you say you hate him but i say you want to marry him
then bum him

your so weird i bet ricks got a fuckin beard

bye he he i win

Re: shane, this is only tha beginning
ok shane i can c i hitta nerve, u spit drunk like ur drivin before u hitta curve/
i make my own cds, type my own writes, u just mad cuz i'm nice and ur weak and high as a kite/
so 2 u, my advice, is getta new life and stop rhymin like, a transvestite/ u can't even play me once, so how can u play me twice/
ur raps r youngins like lil kidz on ponies and bikes, maybe next year i'll buy u a lil tike, u rap like a broad or dike/
yea ur i don't give up, it ain't my fault u rhyme like ur all liquored up, i'm quiet and sit back n tha cut/
just waitin 4 a reply from 1 of u lil sluts, call me up and i'll give u a girl so u can stop takin it in tha butt i roll solo wit dubbs on tha truck/
i won't stop till u get stuck, even if i have to wake up just 2 rip u whut/
i'm good cuz i'm constantly rapin, writin, or typin, throwin handz like tyson, i'm quick when i'm fightin/
hey shane i typed this in less than 10 mins, i can freestyle all day dog. do ya thing on these punk m*******a's, not me, ur good but not that good. i'll leave u alone if u don't answer back. p.s tell toonz come get some, i'm not done wit him yet.1

Re: mike that s**t was totally wack
i thought shane was but i no ur gay, and can't rappa lick wit that silly ass 2pay/
i hitcha witta bullet from pac, before he got shot/
i no u a rap fan but pleeze get off shanes cock, ya rap stinks like fish from a boat straight off tha dock/
don't battle shane, battle me, my raps pure like coca from ova c's/
u prolly suck ur own d**k, on ya own knees/
do us all a favor and don't eva respond pleeze, u ain't nuttin but a ballon filled witta vineral disease/
u a bum, no workin, gettin jerkin, my flo is platium certain, ya rap career is ova, i'll close tha curtain/

it's so funny when u can embaress somebody so bad that they will neva wanna respond again, and thats off of 7 bars. i'm done shane finish him off pleeze

Shane .Feat p.Rick Agenst Mike
Mike ricks right, your rap tight
evrything u sed was wack
go home and come back,/i told u before you rap slack
i have that x factor /while your at home on ye dads tractor/ tryna make a life'a

your **** waz heartbreaking,
only joking, rhyme faking, while my raps are breath taking
your down an owt, come bak and give me shout
but 4 now stay at home and do nowt/
this rap game isnt for u, try sumthing new like sniffing glue
rick waz right/, he brought me in the light
it aint never over til u get run over

shane 719

fucked up
rick your words r simple thats why youve got pimples
and lots of dimples

why r u side by side helping each other when i know your
his lover i dont do that **** thats why shane enjoys sucking your
dick

change for the better dont suk cock your stepping into a mine field
change or else bang your dead

the king of rap has struck gold

mike v rick and dick
u 2 ill put u in the right direction just make sure you dont get an erection
an unload all over his face u 2 r a fuckin disgrace

now this is my space u 2 cant handle the race
just take a hike on ricks bike hit the high way
dont turn bak u gone to far take a shop in spar
then by rick a drink at fuel
where u2 get randy playin with each others candy
now thats all fine and dandy

dont come bak if your gonna get dirty listening
to christinia will this mother fuckers shagging tina

with a drop of ribena im all class thats while ive got a lass

your careers are over thats while ill run you over in my land rover

bye losers rip

end of pretty rick
its me again mike 619

what happend did you chouck on shanes spunk or r u 2
far up his ass anyway your dead so i can take the highway

your not so pretty now

mike 619

What Mikes stil here
u havnt listened 2 a word i sed /
u rap like lemoncurd/,
im sick and tired of dis bird/
i prey 4 dis mover f***er/
cos soon his life will be so low/
cops dont give a f**k if he stay or go/
,, yo
i flow like ice/
evry thin i say is nice,
but mike stop what your doing/ soon u will be ruined
down and owt,/
u still sleep on yer dads couch with cows
u ugly ****,/
do u want sum food, man your owt like cruise /
whateva u say u will lose,/
end ov day its down 2 booze

alcoholics, drug bionics, mike keep reading your dandy comics
ill stay u go i kkep to my rap high on it...

shane 719 Angerous
now shout while u rip,

Re: i heard mike was gay?
keep poppin off and i'll putta knife 2 ya wind pipe, u suck litterally, shane and i r both nice/
i spit that fire while u freeze, shakin, cold as ice, shane told me u have a blo up doll as ur companion in life/
dam mike, whut r u thinkin when u type/
u need to read more, getta real job, like a bagger boy at tha grocery store, and stop sellin ur body and actin like a trifelin hore/
u made a wrong turn cuz, yo u ain't me, u can't do it tha way i duz/
here's a good reason 4 u to retired

rick
its me again

yo you sound slick but im too quick
i can change a verse then listen to fred durse
tomorow ill see the nurse

c we dont get on i think its cos your gay and time will
pay if i dont c u arond is cos uve took a pounding

wats this wit shane i fink hes a fuckin pane anyway cant
you too clear off to spain

all the ladies say im crazy it must be cos i listen to jay z
he says he got 99 problems ive ownly got 2 thats u2

but wen uve gone ill make a rap on how i gave u2 the zap
ill be bak but u wont take off and leave before your parents bereave
so hurry up and fuckin leave

mike 619

Mike's Dead but who killed him?????????????????????????????
Yo mike, give me the microphone/
let me bring this **** bak home/, u sound stonned/ u must be all alone./
yo your saying the same **** ive sed /only this time u half read,/ im coming bak at u/, u rap bout jay z and 99 problems, 1minute listen go bak 2 your mums, read a book, come back with new lines/
cos your **** never rhymes /
u rap pure and simple to many times/
ive seen this before i jus read the signs /
when a rappers is failing,/ u got it multiplied/, by five/ by six
why u always on about sucking dicks./ prick, like dick. mike u jus thick
its funny, now your gone, u wil be remembered as a fucked up rapper who never made it, shame but oh well

mikes funeral is this sunday he waz killed on monday by sum rappers who he hated, he shudda jus waited
R.I.P Mike

P.Rick u da man but bak 2 us it aint over i stil have sum unfinished business

U know what i mean ..............................................

Plan - u ****, u split. u know it
Yo plan
how old is ye life span soon ill open my can/
(of whuppass)(onyour dirty ass)

yo man whats that **** u say wit zits, who u playing , britney spears whith her mega mix
pick'a'mix i love suckin womans tits wit whipped cream
i steam as i mean im a sex machine eva sinse i waz fourteen
u know what i mean

u still a virgin, u stil rap bout schools, why u a fool
fools arnt cool, u rap like ben rogers, the second ov dodgers
i rap u like green grass hoppers cos no 1 can ever stop us.
im sick ov people tellin me their at the top, they rap agenst me and they flop, drop get stopped knocked bumed by cocks whilst your naked just wearing your dads pink socks ,,,

by now your thinking yeah dis guys good but hes jus kidding
no son im not i fuked ye mam not
see i cant be stopped, i mean as i go on
atomic bombs to vaporise your ass
i think ill give this 1 a miss
go to bed now dont forget 2 giv your dad a good nite kiss

shane 719 Peaking bu

Im hardcorre
rick your ****
and my god dont u know it

i spit u swallow end of my rap u will be in jail tomorrow

i still bum shane like hez your main man in pain

whatever u say i know your gay

stay away from my arse

Battle me give me your best rick u dick arse duck ******

Rick you idiot u have 2 kids from 2 sluts when you tried 2 bust a nut,**** those 2 mutts u moron, YOU F-u-c-k-e-d up your life like Lynda Floron, 1 of the bitches tried to take you 2 court for some chiled support,You keeping fuckin around you gona lose your house nigga just hide like a mouse...or a rat if u dont clean up ima bust a cap, right in your lap so u cant spred nemore seed,YOU IDIOT you got mouths to feed,i just feel the need to tell the truth,if u dont listin to me your gona lose your front tooth,then you'll look like a goof,Listin you told me to come so here i am,i tried to ceep it clean but u made me get mean,and personal,and what you talkin about me and shane,bitch ur just vain,I dont even know that clown,but you seemed like more of a challange so i helped him out,Shane your rhymes are played and wack, dont even try to take a hack at me, You got no tallent as an m.c.,Rick what ever your gona bring on bring strong, havnt you learned dont go for the first thing in a thong,bitch im like king kong. man im done with this song

ok, so you think you can pop back?
ok punk lets go lets start dis rap,
ill teach you how to play the game how i play it,
ill cut you so much, and when im done attackin it
youd end up havin more openings than a Micheal Jackson jacket (wiv all those zippers on em)
So You still wanna play? You still wanna see the light of day?
Den i suggest you hit da deck and start to pray
cause when im done you,
youll be eatin my shoe cause thats how i pop back and youll have no clue
so why dont you quit talkin start walkin, quit actin and face da facts:
youre no rappa, youre full of crap so why dontchu ride on or get rode on
holla

re: yo i'm here 4 good
dam i'm tired of rippin cats, toonz is a soft,fake and yet funny cat, i gave u time to prepare 4 my answer back

Re: re: dedicated for toonz
shane we all good, u keep it gangsta while i keep it hood/
yo toonz i c u've read my previous posts, u ain't important cuz i'm tha 1 who matters tha most/
maybe u and mike can hook up and exchange deep throats, either way u both look, ur still both jokes/
battle me, battle p, **** u and old boy b, u need to listen 2 fabalous and just breath/
u should no i'm nice wit tha 1 lina's, i'll skeet ya girl after i take her out and wine and dine her/
look in tha mirror in tha morning then u'll c that shina, i told ya before i'ma 1 of a kinda/
keep runnin ya yap dog, if wanna die 2day and say **** 2morrow/
u prolly listen 2 r.kelly while u beatin off, my rhymes u'll neva top/
i'll spit till ya heart stops, u a bullet in my glock thats about 2 pop/
if we got beef then i'll deal witchu, answer ya back, diss u, rip u and laugh while i split chu/
after that last bar, i should quit but i can't cuz i didn't no when we started lettin dudes rap like a bitch/
u sliver like a snake, i'm brushin u off like leaves unda a rake/
shout out to shane, yo that r.i.p **** was sick, holla back it's ya boy pretty rick, add on to these tricks cuz i'm done wit these 2 dick suckin, ass fuckin, chicken cluckin, ass kissin, lips puckerin, bitches

you wana talk gangsta
look in my eyes
you see shots coming from me and my glock
but noone suspects the butterlfly
as i sit back and think of how u just tripped
and how i spit how the rhymes flow real quick
simple words leave u shocked i aint trying
but u look like u bin hit by 6 glocks
gone flying
u deicde to battle me u gota learne
if u come 2 my hood u beta be concerned
my flow is delibratly contagous
it hits ya once and ur hooked wit the flavour
3 uzis out the caddy window
ur a FAT **** you a no show
leave u on the mic stranded
coz buckjoe is back so mutha fukn stand up

*bit rusty gota get my aim back*