Neverending Rap Battle

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yo yo u flo so so, die quick like sonny bono/
i adapt to environments like a gecko, i cut threw bars like knives of stilheto/
i be pimpin in tha lac, wit 2 tricks in tha back/
blades of spinners, i'ma vet, ur still beginners/
i deal wit day by day situation at hand, i say i'm tha best cuz i am.1

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yo rick
say your a vet your real names wet ,guess your not even a threat yo come on u talk about knives and pimping lives yo dog your not 2 pac making a come bak oh yeah and your not black

im the best cos i dont brag
im the closest thing to 2pac

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yo shane ya rap is simple, wash ya face cuz u scared up wit pimples/
u need 2 put ya work in before u come at this, cuz 4 real cud u a pint while i'm a fifeth/
u wanna battle, cool we can do that, just don't come at me wit some **** thats wack/
i can tell ur dyin 4 some attention, and by tha way u rap i no u ain't pimpin/
i'm whutz happen, u u ain't good enough to say u slackin/
get it togetha before u come my direction wit some pink gators and a purple sweata/
u soft as featha's, my flo changes up like tha weatha/
i'm tighta then teather and stronga than leather/
whutz ya age, betta change up rappin cuz if not ya gonna fade/
u sweet like lemonade, u a dick renegade/
i heard u like tea baggin, naggin, suckin cock just straight faggin/
u soft like jergens lotion, crack smokin, image brockin, just straight jokin.

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YO PRETTY RICK u say im sick/ deep down your the 1 with the small dick/
so im as sweet as lemonade, cool but youve got aids/ meanwhile at the hotel i sleep with maids.. so your stronger then leather/ great

yo you rap like your favourite rapper all your shits took hours, after u spat owt dane bowers(u sucked his co*k )
u tried u failed and i conquered come bak when your not bonkers
u wished i was in a purple sweater and soft as a feather...( so u cud get turned on), thats shits wrong/, your sick and bent, do u need sum money 4 your rent. your fking full it, your not clark kent. Supermannnnnnnnnnn

Last thing, sorry i forgot i waz seeking for attention, arms tied to my bak so u get an erection well guess what now u wont win the election from now on u have neglection
Peace out ..................

Pretty rick you rap like Saint NIC,not to mention you suck dick. Look iv touched you once punched you twice now this time your gona pay the price,thats it no deal n no dice,when you smile even when you laugh i can see it in your eyes deep inside you wana cry cuz u scared of my rhymes n lyrics you just fear it and shred a tear when you hear it cuz i hurt u emotionaly, i started out with some **** thats wack,but thats okay, look how bad i hit you back in the face, u cant take this rap game slow its a race, try and keep up to my pace,i just shred u to an ace,my **** goes deep,i can keep my stuff real yours is fake your not worth the time to make this **** go on,if you say somthin strong thats real ima hit you back,just try not to lack the fact that my **** was clean not a hint of racism can be seen, but i can still get pretty mean im just a teen now im gona sit here and wait for you to hit me back with another one of your lame ass tracks

IM BACK
it's the JCC
im back
and im here
so don't you pee!! on the florr
cause your potti trained
and for a interestin fact homies
alot of water is wasted when you flush
hehehehehe

young t fresh on the scene
jcc dog im coming to get u if u mess wit young t ur body found in the river taking over like hitler got to slugs in your liver yea your girl we killed her now we laugh as u shiver boy i want u to retaliate if not man u fake

End ov Battle Shane Vs P.Rick
i call it game over,
now i can get bak to my sofa
i had fun rapping but rick u tried taking the fun out
im ready for my next bout. moving on as i speak pretty soon ill be at ma peak......


Toontown boycott u in the game, that ricks insane
your rap wasnt plain like ricks his was lame.

Shane 719 is in

You think you're the hot ****
I see you trying to pop your zit
Stop wearing yo mama's pajamas to school
You too much of a pussy to come to the dark side
You'd rather play those gay anime games on the internet on friday nights
You need some braces to hide your ugly faces
Stop bringing your textbooks to the lunch table
yo, take a shower once every few days
I see you tattle on anything you see
You the one of teacher's pets
and root for the mets
They suck just as much as the jets
You gotta problem with me dissing yo sport teams
Got no game
You always the same
Even the hookers won't do you
When you write you album
you freestyle about science and math
Like its the right path
yo hometown sucks
Its inhabited by ducks
So **** you and your pervertive attitude

What da ****
Plan who u battling dude

the new kid on the block
im as fast as mohammed ali and ill knock you out
then ill come bak and shout,about knocking you fuckers out

now im shagging you lot will be bragging when you see her youll want to **** her

sit down or else ill put you down

chow players
beat me and rap me

Mike Who?
Mike battle me

shane death
wen u rap against me you die
so hurry up finishing that pie

cos soon youll be dead
so you wont c uncle fred

so maybe youll rember
not make mad
cos all your family
will be sad

when you leave they feeled
bereaved

but shortly they forget
and wont regret

cos theres a new kid on the block
you great big cock

rip along wit your rapz

Death
Mike u sound like mike tyson
thats why im here with ma dyson,
yeah 2 hoover u up,,, your dun and dusted jus like f**ing Busted ,
jus **** it,
i herd about u and that dean u fucked all nite, that waz mean, waz it clean........mr sheen luvs the jobs u hate, just look at the state ov u Man u fried like a frying pan

i rap like ben surman the generic version, wit ma lyrics u fucked
your gunna be anely disrupt

Peace

plan

wot the fuk is that you ugly fuckin twat
are you a sissy wearing that fuckin hat
ill sit your ass on the mat
and make you eat a fuckin rat

now youve pissed me off
im gonna piss on you wit my rapz
so why dont you fuckin cry to your papz


bye bye your time is over ill run you over in my
rover or well bury you in dover

bye loser m to the i to the k to the mother ******* e

can u see me, im weiry,u shud fear ME
im the new up and coming M.C so what u got 2 say agenst me?????????

i have connextions bro, u be down an owt before u can say pro, cos thats the way i am, / i say this **** cos i can

try and STOP me PLAN
i aint havin it, you little ****
like u neva seen clit, u can rot i heaven, better more get shot in devon

now digest

"Jordan Griffiths can we swallow marbles in the back of your car?"
Jamie noble gave me nidia's bra
Hello you my friends in our imaginary world
Ive been on holiday to swaziland and got fleas. Ive just returned
I dont like all this trash you lot have been dissing
Oh no somebody call the cops Perry Saturns broom is missing
I saw a young laddo on the park today
I called him ribena lips and he went away
Whilst i was away i bought a bucket and spade so i could have a wee
Linda Mcmahon, your the girl for me
The ice cream van went past i let out a cry
Tom Benthams dad is a super football coach, ahoy
"King the tazzmissions locked on"
I bought a 99 cone it had a hair sewn on
I find it a shame that naz has kelis tattooed to his arm
I wish that Rebecca Loos won the farm
Well im pretty tired now so im gonna get some rest
"no mum the laughing cow cheese is clearly the best"

ive got wort hands and pot noodle fanny
was tht women in tht car really a tranny
maple syrup maple syrup on my wrist
the ice cream van i never miss
im eating a viscount
fcuk me earl hebnar that was a 3 count
i think i can rap like 2pac
prince albert has a hairy back
MMMUUUUUUUUUUUMM!!!!
cum wipe my bum
ive had a ****
mosh n thrash put me in the mosh pit
right im going bed to be hot like toast
i hav phillidelphia on my potato cakes
i hav room to boast

this is 4 toonz and shane
u guyz is wack 4 real u can rap

Re: toonz and shane, gameova and put 2 shame
toonz and shane, oh i get it, toonz is hova and shane is dame/
yea ok u gotta lil flo but u'll neva be able to rap wit me tho/
u 2 r a waste of my time, waste of my lines/
u can't get my name out ya mind, ya'lls my puppets wit a string, i keep u wined/
i no u can't fathem whuts runnin threw my brain, yea u can play but u can't play me cuz i am tha game/
u only piss me off becuz u can't rhyme, my rhymes stay polished and shined/
toonz's peanut butta and shane is jelly, u ain't gangsta's like x and nas in belly/
come on dogs i was born to beef, i own u 2: jeapers and creep/
take this and learn after u read, u cowards r gay and weak/
go threw all my posts and u'll neva eva write 1 bar like that, in fact, i'd rether meet u in person so i can make ur face crack wit my lil slugger bat/
wow is ur reply, why, why try, maybe we should let pretty rick go cuz i like my eyez/
frowns and smiles, u'll get ur's cuz whut goes around, comes around/
u clowns is retarded, u betta beg ya pardon/
ya'lls tha posers and am tha artist, u scared of beef so why'd u started/
it's cool cuz ya both finished, my flo's platium and genenis/
i'm tha society in menence, u walk around wit a cowlick like dennis/
its gettin late, so i'll let everybody read this, laugh and let'em seal ur fate, 2 gay bitches thats fruity and fake, toonz is frosted and shane is flake, i flip pies while u and u make and bake.