Neverending Rap Battle

yo, buck joe your a poo
and u belong in the zoo
in be there with u
not in a cage but laughing at you
your a fool, your not cool, i rule
im a playa your a slaya
im a gangsta and your a wanksta

time-bandit u smell like arse
and u got no class and i might ask
can u get the ladies coz i do
and i dont smell like poo

dr_eryk you are gay whippe whippe yay
im cool and your a fool and not cool to the wool to the cool yool dool yo
i will smash u then dash u coz my names matthew
my names not matthew but ur not cool, your a fool to the yool yo yo yo

Lythicgod your a dyke and u a syc with smic and sing with a mic
yo yo im cool and yoour gonna act the fool and play pool and lose
haha u all got rapped out by the phil out gangsta wanksta to days yo

so next time u wanna battle with a yattle, remeber i will kick your ass with my cass wass dass rass tass wass nass yo yo yo

peace out my low class rappa's owwwww

i see no one can make a comeback coz i am smumback
no one good enough to match my class with smass

next time u wanna battle make sure u give me a rattle coz i am better dan all u fools, im da best in da world..better dan eminem right herere!!

Oh shhit... i thought this worn out peasant had learnt his fukin lesson
old bitch is reminissant of oliver twist "comin back for seconds."
gentleman... check this kids ego... it's bigger than Asia
claims what he spits is free-flow but sends it hours later.
you a faker, only time you layin out "jokers" is when you playin cards
..even if you were a high-jump judicature you still couldnt "raise the bar"
whats with ya openin bar, rhymin three lines then back to two
you couldn't fukin "hip-hop" if you were ridin a kangaroo..
lettin complex words leed you..another victim, it's so sad
where's your fukin depth?.. i just see brilliant vocab..

slipperz is off da hook....


HAHAHAHAHAHAH yeah right... you wack man. you had SOME cool things, but naaaaaah... not worthy.

you one jealous cat imsdal

who is this phil dawg gangsta nation
hes callin out doc, time, lytihc
who the hell does he think he is

but i want a crack at his lame ass
so im callin ya out phil dawg gangsta faggot

yh proff you rite lol and hes dissing buck joe who is in da first few pages da guys cracked

alright folks please judge our battle
slipperz look how long it took u to post
im gonna ignore phil dumb prankster that was too stupid to respond to
must be one of slipperz peeps
hahahaha fukerz!

phil dawg u da most sh1tty and wackest(i dont wanna use the word rapper coz ur not) b1tch out on this site..tryin to call out da big dawgz man youl get slaughtered if i just drop 1 bar haha.. alryt votin time

LYTHIC VS SLIPPERZ

STRUCTURE: Lythic
OPENER/CLOSER: Lythic, he had a better one with kennedy
PUNCHES:Slippz
VOCAB: Lythic clearly takes this
COMPLEXITY: Lythic
FLOW: BOTH
METAS: hmm didnt really notice g0od onez
MULTIES: Lythic
CREATIVITY: Both
ENJOYMENT/VOTE: LYTHIC..as i always say who eva comes harder and out for da kill winz, this time slippz didnt come harder, what happen?

and phil dawg your wacker than TOLMIE wouldnt surprise me if u really are tolmie haha

dis is to phil dawg gangsta faggot

Battle proff?his life like a calender witout a "page"_ he "lackin-days"_like he "packin-aids"....
...wit da 'pihl'_i cock "back-n-blaze"_and putt da heat ta ya 'chest'_like "Shaq-n-Wades"...///

My punches "hurtin-guts"_he not beaten me_this guy aint "workin much"...
..."squirtin stuff" ta leave em hook ta machines_dat sound like "reversin-trucks".... ///

Battle Me?Its like "Rambo ta fight"_ya "gamble ya life"_he leavin da brawl wit "swollen jaws"...
...I "handle da knife"_and place ya body in da gutter like "bowlin balls"...///

Ima thief and got a-way wit words_so like George Bush_im "stealin votes"...
...Aim at ya head_da Tech bullets a skip over ya waves like "speed boats".....///

Da number "One Contender" in dis battle_cuz my blowz "hit-da-best"....
..."Deminishin you"_wit rapid "text"!_punches CUMmin quik like "minute-Sex"....///

Phil gettin merked in dis "site" wit "eaze"_by skillful punches dat "bob-n-weave"...
..."Phils a squeeze"_he nervous in da battle!_got em shakin like "Ali's Disease"....///

Its like his lines "practice abstinence"_all his punches aint "hittin nuthin"....
...lyrically he aint "eatin me"_like he got no mouth wit a "missin stomach"....///

Proff flowin all "Drastic"_Tec a be forseein 'death'_like "open caskets"...
...call a 'quits'_cuz ya punches all "soft-hitz"_like "R&B Classics"....///

dude phil idk how u can diss doc and time and lythic but i guess ur wack jus like ur raps..if you can call em that

but anyway dawg spit back if your so greta bro

Lythic wrote:

The last battle was a fluke, so dont think ur ahead of the class, u barely passed
Ur just a slipper, I'll put my foot in ur ass
Lythic is still ur God, so I better see u at mass
Okay Opener.
Ur **** dont make much cents, cuz ur a bumb
Ur city dont respect u, that's why u dont say where ur from
Nicee
My poetry is potent marijuana, causin' blunt force trauma
Okay.
I spin heads, when I spin webs wit my lyrical antics
So I'm not surprised mc's that think they fly get stuck on my semantics
Not really feelin'
Ur feelin' frantic, not to mention my flow is coherent, on a mission
I got u sweat'n like Bill O'Reilly at a rap convention
Lol.. Nice
The flow is scary, "big words" grab a dictionary
Treasonous malfeasance put niggaz in the mortuary
Working on the vocab lol
I'm fire, ur fired!
U dont have the skillz required
Like the 25th second on the shot clock, ur time expired
Good bar
Michael Jackson aint got sh*t on this son, I fondle microphones while lyrics penetrate my victim
Drop barz more intimidate'n then prison, better listen
Meh... Not feelin' too much
Before i shank u on the yard, get mangled, marred and scarred
For infinity by the ryhme'n divinity
I'll lacerate u, then assasinate u like a Kennedy
Not bad closer.

Slippz Wrote:

Oh shhit... i thought this worn out peasant had learnt his fukin lesson
old bitch is reminissant of oliver twist "comin back for seconds."
Lol nice bar
gentleman... check this kids ego... it's bigger than Asia
claims what he spits is free-flow but sends it hours later.
Punch hitted
you a faker, only time you layin out "jokers" is when you playin cards
..even if you were a high-jump judicature you still couldnt "raise the bar"
Jokers played.. Second line was gudd
whats with ya openin bar, rhymin three lines then back to two
you couldn't fukin "hip-hop" if you were ridin a kangaroo..
Not bad.. Okay wordplay
lettin complex words leed you..another victim, it's so sad
where's your fukin depth?.. i just see brilliant vocab..
Personal style hit.. Not bad closer

Flow: Lythic
Structure: Both easy to read
Wordplay: Both - not much
Metas: Both
Punches:Slippz
Multis: Lythic
Enjoyment: Slippz, both but Slippz a bit more
Vote: TIE.. Sh*t i never had a tie vote before Lythic came hard.. But Slippz came back gud too... ANOTHER ROUND!

lol nice style change

dis is to phil dawg gangsta faggot

Battle proff?his life like a calender witout a "page"_ he "lackin-days"_like he "packin-aids"....
...wit da 'pihl'_i cock "back-n-blaze"_and putt da heat ta ya 'chest'_like "Shaq-n-Wades"...///

My punches "hurtin-guts"_he not beaten me_this guy aint "workin much"...
..."squirtin stuff" ta leave em hook ta machines_dat sound like "reversin-trucks".... ///

Battle Me?Its like "Rambo ta fight"_ya "gamble ya life"_he leavin da brawl wit "swollen jaws"...
...I "handle da knife"_and place ya body in da gutter like "bowlin balls"...///

Ima thief and got a-way wit words_so like George Bush_im "stealin votes"...
...Aim at ya head_da Tech bullets a skip over ya waves like "speed boats".....///

Da number "One Contender" in dis battle_cuz my blowz "hit-da-best"....
..."Deminishin you"_wit rapid "text"!_punches CUMmin quik like "minute-Sex"....///

Phil gettin merked in dis "site" wit "eaze"_by skillful punches dat "bob-n-weave"...
..."Phils a squeeze"_he nervous in da battle!_got em shakin like "Ali's Disease"....///

Its like his lines "practice abstinence"_all his punches aint "hittin nuthin"....
...lyrically he aint "eatin me"_like he got no mouth wit a "missin stomach"....///

Proff flowin all "Drastic"_Tec a be forseein 'death'_like "open caskets"...
...call a 'quits'_cuz ya punches all "soft-hitz"_like "R&B Classics"....///

reply bi***

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yea thats right im only 8

listen listen

my flows are hotter than the wax of a candle
you wanna atmit but you know you cant handle
everybody in this room knows you wack
ill chew you like tobacco and spit you right back
its sad how these niggas cant handle an 8 year old
its koo just go back to yo mama and tightly hold

haha anybody wanna go?????????

da proffesor u suck
da proffesor you suck and your raps are all made of luck
u sit at home having a wank and wishing for a ****
you think u got skillz but **** you got nillz
i may be white, but i can still fight
and i willknock you out in our bout

you wanna battle, so give me a rattle

peace owwwttt

i knock u all out, u suck