Neverending Rap Battle

yo man thast right you can't even come back so i'm not goign to waste an ight rap on ur ass flap jack. lol even that'll woop ur ass but i'm on work time later 4merlin n 80proof
we true ganstas

if yea got anything holla back if not then lay off

Lmao, is this for that 80proofs verse! lol and Yes I can agree with you, that shitw as kinda wack... 1st of all... that line bout you testin' the mic was stupid, its the fuckin' internet. lmao... and you're 17 years old, you should come up with mroe creative **** than that, you know... and ismdal is right he did say he sucked at lot of times, he never claimed to be the best. yet peope keep throwin' that in his face. lmao .well i'm out..

and Proff, that was a KO... Good battle man.

Dr_Eryk Said:
The professor wants to battle, so see which one sounds better?
I rap U just babble! U rippin' me is like tryin' to rip leather
ok opener
So that isn't gunna happen, watch as my lyrics put U on Ur ass man
My skills surpass U, **** even Nick Cannon calls U the "underclass man"
ahh ok
From Ur raps back then to Ur raps now, nothin's changed bout Ur style
I look at U and I'm like when did Steve Urkel take up freestyle?
Lmao ahaha! gudd
This won't effect our relationship, but U need to know that I'm better than U
I'm droppin' U like a bad habit! Matter of fact Picture me as bad weather to U
Weather a bit played
People don't even read the **** U post! That's why I'm offerin' to spit first
And the only time people read Ur spits is when U put my name in Ur verse
So true.. Jp Hit
I'll rip Ur fu*kin' head off and my reason is I had to amputate
Professor couldn't come hard if Carmen Electra helped U masturbate
not bad
U have about as much of a chance survin' as a donut to a fat man
Ur style is really getting' old, sorta like watchin' an old episode of bat man
okay..
U freestyle at parties? **** that must suck if they need U to entertain
I dissed Ur style so many times, but it's like an airport drive way, It's plane (plain)
not bad
Keep spittin' the same bullshit, U even say U don't recycle all the time!
F*ck, U can call everyone psychic the way people can predict Ur next line!
Nice Personal
F*ck, I have more f*ckin' game than actually game himself!
U replyin' to this verse is suicidal, watch as he kills himself
Meh..
In this battle I'm takin' Ur place, Cuz Ur just a stupid fake thug
Put a nine to Ur f*ckin' face, and I am not talkin' bout a golf club
nice
Last bar I'm goin' to spit, then U can post that **** people don't even read
Cuz Professor is just a f*ckin' bug to me, Just a parasite I don't need!
okay closer

The Prof Said:
doc you wanna talk leather
your more fake then pleather
your getting burnt like its 1000degree weather
weakk
yo doc i recycyle reuse and reduce
when i pull out my deuce deuce
df...
i dont need to commit verbal abuse
i just fill you with holes till your skin comes loose

hey guys did you realize all the doc does is analyze
fills the forum with lies, acting like he's on the rise
meh..
well your dead everyone dies, well im killin you look me in the eye's
ha i recycle wait hmm that amputate line sounded alot like mine
every verse i spit rips apart your spine causein your heart to flatline
Man you feed way too much!
well your family is filling out a missing persons report
you came short of a retort with that weak joke about the airport
More feeding and didn't hit
i see you got some jokes
the only time your funny is when your knee's are broke
leavein your flesh bloodsoaked
weakkk
but im sure ive said that before
right doc everything i say ends in gore
Gore.. is ur rap... meaning readin this rap is brutal
as i take a bat to your head
congrats your dead
Uh.. What grade are you in?
your minds so miniscule
the bible's only swear is adiquit for this fool
you ilitirite **** you cant spit go back to school
ok..
i teach through speach thats why im the professor
you reach into michael jacksons dresser
thats why your a child melestor
Weak.
i do things that have never been done
thats why the doc has now been beat by the smoking gun
fuk this **** yo the professor won
Weak closer.

Flow: Eryk - Flowed better
Structure: Both
Multies: Both
Wordplay: Eryk - Profs was more straight forward
Metaphors: Eryk - ^^^
Enjoyment: Eryk- Nothing exciting in Profs
VOTE: Eryk
Explanation: It's pretty obvious.. Prof this was like the third rap I've acturlly read of yours.. I think you can do better.. That shiii was weak.. Eryk's wasn't bad

Okay, So you're gonna end this feud.. You could at least end it hard
My flow could go no where... And yet, I'd still cream you cause you rap like a retard.
Must have his head up his a*s, He thinks he's the sh*t.. Thats all this fag-can-see
More like a bad-issue, Ima throw this useless b*tch out like an old magazine*
It's like you've been f*cking b*tches in coffins the way you getting 'nailed in ya casket'
B*tch I'll leave you beaten and bloody like ya mom's tampon wastebasket
Come on, you're finished.. You jsut a miss-kid
Leave you showered with diss-es, it could be ya birthday and you still wouldn't come gifted
You got me thinking how could a man and a woman be so stupid to create time
I cuold scrmable ym wrods adn stlil eb albe to ctu yuo up lkie a lmie
It's like talking a different language.. I'll merk you in any way, but I already have since the start
Slap him on the table, fold this b*tch into pieces like oragami-art
So you think you've won this... With ya weak a*s rhymes while I've left this rookie-scarred
Man.. Fo-Realz' got this. This battles outta reach like grandma's cookie-jar.


*Time Magazine

Vote/ for realz

MULTIS: F.R
PUNCHES:F.R
CREATIVITY:F.R
STRUCTURE:F.R
WORDPLAY:F.R
FLOW:F.R

Time Bandit needs to attempt puns (punches) and wordplay more otherwise you wont stand a chance....

Yo Dr Eryk, stick with doctor eryk and not some other dickhead personality.... you feel... You "changin" for the worse....

lmao, nice drop fo realz..

You got me thinking how could a man and a woman be so stupid to create time
I cuold scrmable ym wrods adn stlil eb albe to ctu yuo up lkie a lmie

lmao punch is funny as ****.. even though it's all scrambled up, I can still read it no prob. lmao...

how long you guys gonna battle for?

what?!

haha ok ill reply one more time to fo realz, and this time ill at least try just a lil bit harder..happy fo real?

lmao You're true Ganstas? lmao right... spell it right, then maybe you can claim to be true GANGSTA'S

and if that's you're crew than that's fuckin' lame... **** all you guys could spit a rap and one of the top MC's on this site could lay all you out in one single verse....Im not gonna name names, bout who's the top but ya'll know who you are.

im gettin hyped for this battle, just a lil glimpse of ma skillz
ma last post was just a warm-up drill, you thizzin on ecstasy pillz
l0ok whos rappin like a retard, 'i cna srcmable ym wrods..'
DAMN have you eva heard a rapper dat flows like a turd?
im like a street disciple, but i aint spreadind no words
though i send bullets to end ya lifes ambition, now ya heard
this rap sh1ts RUNNIN through my veins, like CROSS-COUNTRY
battlin me? what the fuk are you FO REAL G?
ya need a POWER-AID (powerade) to go against me
im presentin your lyrical destruction, i bid farewell
oh how the mighty has fell, like the dark anglez of hell
man your lyricz are older than greek mythology
i got hitman skills, kill you, your corpse will be studied in biology
dude ma rhymes are hittin you soo fast
faster than the rising price of gas, i got class
man what the fuk your blinded by inhalin chronic smokes
youll be left forsaken left with a catastrophic stroke
ill leave ya broke, i spit, flow swiftly, rap quick
my flows surpass your minds reach, with my grind speech
you better be dreading from my lyricz man
your like a mad fan STAN with his lil plan
like DENTISTS WITH HEARTS my rhymes are FLOSSED-LOVELY
see man you couldve teamed up with me to spread a lyrical misery
man if youre a good MC, then what does that make me? (haha)
i could finish you off now, but i wanna rip your sinus
my flows divine that youll have to shut your eye-lids
man i understand, its alright if you fukin start cryin
you wanna be my bitch? your dying like the extinction of mayans
face defeat, whats with the ugly face,no more TRICK OR TREATS
s0o b1tch accept and just retreat, now ill be polite
and invite you to reply to me tonight
because rippin you apart is gonna be such a delight

RATE IT HATE IT DONT GIV A DAMN
"and even though i won this battle i feel like i lost it
i spent to much energy on it honestly im exhausted"---eminem :wink:

k its time bandit
i hav finally planed it
i made **** in idt now i gota sand it
k this is tha plot
we gona steal that chumps pot
u beta stop getin in fights cas ull get anotha blood clot
die bitch die i hope u fuckin rot
just cAS im white dont ignore skill
if u were a dj machine id b spinen u like a win mill
make shore u gtet thrill
dont piss ya pants
u stab ya fingers on those cactis plants
cmon we nedd an ambulance
theres no time to dance

em i hear **** from them
they dis u like im gona plan to piss all oover u
watcha gona do cqall cops
they r in my music vidie putin hand coughs on u as props
u got no skill i got lots
they only way u ryhmes is probly by automatic bots
that keep talkin crap
yapidy yap yap keep that hat
it makes u look less fat
blabber blabber u no wat u remind me of da movie flaber
u getin stubbed
but im shore every one loves it

oh my god merlin you lil toddler im not even botherin to respond to that bullcrap..dude face it your rhymes arent worth replyin too..man i got more stuff to do rather than battlin a lil kid..bye b1tch

anyone online?

sec man

Check it, I got styles, all of em sick Niggaz ain't fit to walk a mile in the dead man's kicks I make em **** about a pile, of bricks to show He ain't nuttin but another, a lone John Doe That wanna flow, here it is, comin up ****'s creek I come to throw monkey wrenches in your program, sleep and I'ma grow, like a rash on ya nasty ass In a whip, with no breaks and I'm hittin the gas It's a bird, it's a plane, take a look in the sky Method Man on some ****, niggaz call me The Fly Cause my style, dates back to hoppin turnstyles Make ya fear, if ya cutie in the chair, you can bet I'll get severe on the double I harass it I don't look for trouble, I'm already trouble Ya bastard, check the wicked flows that I crafted Open up a deadly venom style to be mastered By a psychopathic, way beyond an average Joe, with a hellafied flow, there ya have it
What goes off? What goes on? The Meth **** that we got is to stay high, no question Lethal weapon, ain't no time for half steppin When brothers start wettin everything in ya section Move that, niggaz came strapped, shoulda knew that Do dat, pussy cat rap, boy, I'll screw that To' up, from the flow up, don't even show up To the battle, I heard you rattle now hold up Is there a fuckin snake in my garden? Starvin, for a rap treat, steppin on my feet Pardon yo delf, before ya find yo delf In a FUCKED UP situation, without no help I'm not playin, cause I don't play with nobody God damn kid, know what I'm sayin, I'm peelin niggas wigs I be sprayin, brother with words Cause I got a spit PRAAA-BLEM

I Silver Surf the city circuits, forever lurkin
on the street surface, I spit blood for blood verses
Grands man divided, we still stand, conquer land
One man'll body slam Def Jam
Focus your headcam zoom in, with radio tune in
I know you're listenin, so I keep showin and provin
Play the sideline, waitin for the right time to take mine
Street crime, nickel and dime rhyme
**** a peace talk, let the gun spark, on the streets of New York
I Shaolin Strut through the city asphault (FED UP!)
Hold your head up, I'm circlin the block, keep your eyes up
Wise up, before you get sized up (TIED UP!)
Play no games, speakin on my name, you catch a clipful
from close range, diggin in your pocket, take the loose change

All them real live motherfuckin niggaz step up front right now
It's goin down