Neverending Rap Battle

that was tight

look
im the master like sho nuff
lots of niggas talkin
get they nikes scuffed up
im a hustla like cassidy
commin and ask me
i WILL blast the
got other emcees
screemin help me
the boy done came
wit a fresh white tee
i got the mentallity
to put you on an IV
all fail wen they try me
im like a fresh bag of trees
i still talkin **** blunt in my mouth
smokin weed
lovin the cali sun
its gloomy right now
so i think í'll kill me a son
take his necklace plus his bitch
robbin niggas wit the 45th
44 in my back pocket
this 9 mill its self it'll take ya wallet
yall niggas is gay
commin out the closet
i set it off like jada
i kiss ya bitch now she fuccin lata
im like a kapa batta
fuccin bitches like hop patata

lets twat nathan cass
im boss of this class
i love heartbeat
green grass is the best
i have his face printed on my chest
mummy get the nit come
mmmmmm thia chicken and black pea
bill bryan bought me a sumosa
from asda's indian range
i have to go daddy going debinams
buying my mum some curtons
while i go and buy a thong from burtons
yyyyyyeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh its hailstone in saudi arabia

Howdey partneys as my toy woody would say
Paul Mills and his girlfriend play digimon in the hay
Johhny Bravo rocked my world when i was young
His mum turned me on with her orange hair with matching brasier and thong
When i grow up i want to be like keenan and kell
but i was walking home from work and a naughty man threw eggs at me, boy what a smell
I like penguin biscuits especially the mint ones
David Wardely went to trade and exchange and bought a bong
My mum gives me out of date cheese
Poor old zoe the dog has got fleas
Tesco make nice pizzas and pies
Oxfam have a quality range of ties
Channel 4 needs to be shut down
I used to love Brookside and Sinbad in his dressing gown
Remember tazos and duplo
When i hit puberty hairs grew on my toe
If i was a pirate id have a bird
Mmmmmmmmmm Lemon Curd

yo dat fake ass nigga mush is ass let me show him how to do it...... Listen if my rap game had its own level it would be tremendous eight / you cant beat dat dogg im sorry dats fate/ cuz you'll end up walkin wit ur head down through da pearly gates/ jus like i told you dawg yo ass is fake/ if you cant beat dat son you need to quit/ and stop actin like ur rap game is da shyt. yea son im a newbie to dis rap game holla at me when anybody beat me

nigga, the only **** he showed u how to do it is look up lines off google,
to keep u from struggle,
i'll tell u some **** u did wrong,
gave me such hard time cuz ur bullshit's too long,
hell jyeaa ur fuckin rap has its own ****,
makes u look as if the last thing u heard is 70's hit,
nigga, if u cant think of rhyme, writing anything that u think makes sense,
i'll then tell u wuhs seriously whacked and intense,
wuh the **** kinda diss is yo ass is fake?
fuckin nigga dont write wuh u didnt make.
u gonn spit back, i dont mind.
fag juss don leave ur "Diss Lyrics" book behind ^^;

1 fish 2 fish red fish blue fish
damn heat you dont know who the **** u wanna diss
nigga i rhyme like dr. suess
my lyrics so tyte they hang you like a noose
why dont you battle wit a nigga like me
you afraid we in tha olden days and i hang you from a tree
i'm a white boy that put you wack ass rymes to shame
i'll mae you wish you neva joined this rap game
what you know bout these texas boyz
ridin round in $200,000 royce
while you niggas still playin wit tokna toyz
damn foo you shoulda neva started
fu*k you thought eminem was cold hearted
my **** is so cold itll make you put on a sweata
and make you beg me for som warma weatha
you sound like every otha brok ass rappa
come down down here and flow wit a real kappa slappa
u probably strugglin to make some green wit yo punk ass lyrics
yo might make more if you fill yo ass wit some dicks
nigga i make my money stretch like an athlete
at a track meet..

(this was my first post..is it clean?)

r u black

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This diss is for Texasboy, yo u fake u ain't pastor troy/
u a quiet boy and I'm tha drama king bringin tha noise/
u yo u just anotha redneck tryin to spit, study this diss cuz i'm gonna rip u quick/
This b Pretty rick, I'm tha man u tha kid/
i b quick from tha hip like twista from tha lips/
I use to carry a Desert Eagle witta extra clip, shoot cha n tha stomach man crackin ya ribs/
U problem Texasboy is u can't rap, face tha facts/
u can call me mike cuz I just knocked out ya lights, or u can call me Nas cuz I'm great wit 1 mic/
u wrong and I'm right, P.R spits vemonous like cobra bites/
which one r u b***h, trick, hoe or dike, yea i drive while u a tranvestite on a bike/
i b nice wit tha words, twistin up verbs, yo TB u a clown on tha curb/
bullets and macks, shells n ya skull cap, rhyme like I do 2 get respect daps. 1 I'm out

texasboy, texas bitchin,
i admit ur lines got some meanin',
but wuh the fck does that gotta do with me dissin?
bitch, learn first, come back, "is it clean"?
it be clean if uz workin,
but to me it seems u also gettin it off searchin,
if u gonn diss, diss bout' wuhs in my lines,
u juss talkin spit back anythin that rhymes,
makin **** words, the fck r u an english teacher?
bitch dun be tellin me wuh i am or wuh i suffer/
u spit like im a nigga who dunno ****,
i'll admit it, i dont, lookin at ur lines juss make me wonder wuh the fck i was writin,
but guess wuh, dun think u so far best from me,
cuz my lines before that wasnt even dissin u can own ur lame ass lines, so GG No re.

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this goes out 2 anybody that want it, my styles neva fronted/
I'm sendin out invitations, keep it gangsta and i wouldn't b fuckin ur relations/
**** love this is hatin, battle all tha races, leave ya body cold wit no penatration/
i spit infinite bars that get reconition, i write my own lyrics so why u bitchin/
veins twitchin, mic spittin, images shatter as i keep dissin/
somebody come at Pretty rick, I'm tha truth authenic while u jeneric/
it's a gift tha way i flo 2 melody, whuts wrong ya'll cats jealous b/
i only need 2 come on 1 time a day, 4 u 2 undastand I've mastered neva ending freestyle friday/
I'm from wv, so it's hard to get a deal u c, but nuttin will stop me from living up my dream/
I hit tha internet up cuz i done ripped everybody here, i got u pissin ya pants cuz u scared from my stare/
competition here, na nowhere, me rappin against u for u that's unfare/
peeps call me tha 1, I stay on fire like glass in tha sun/
I don't start beef, i finish it, u say u can rap well go ahead and i'll rekindle it/
i spit more bars than inmates c threw, me losin na i stay spittin lyrical lethal/
u # 3 i'm tha 1, i ain't allen iverson b/
call me hulk cuz i break bars or make'em bend, before writin rhymes i sold coke like Tony M/
i'll knock ya teeth sideways like fabalous, tha only reason u rappin is cuz i let u spit/
1 luv to my lyrisists, keep on rappin before u tackle this/
Pretty rick is out so holla back my youngin's

Re: Neverending Rap Battle
so as i c, nobody wanna battle P/
so instead of battlin u, i'll battle me/
me lose in defeat, only threw my own personality/
whut kinda of name is pretty rick, yea i'm 23 and bald but i can still rip anybody in a spit/
toe to toe, 1 on 1, i'll tired of rhymin and no responces, i'm done/
so untill i get one, u'll have to battle my 3 year old son.

IM GONA RAP ATTACK heat-yG5
yO DAWG YOUR RAP SO LAME
COME AGAIN ANOTHER DAY!
talk to the HAND MAN
your rap is zero that means 1-1
YEA I KNOW IM TOO COOL FOR YOU

dUDE GO JOCK YOUR LINES AT EBAY
cause you can't THINK OF YOUR OWN HAHA

I KNOW WHO YOU ARE BUT WHO AM I?
IM JCC OR SHOULD I SAY JChU
FIGURE OUT THE REST HAHA CAUSE YOUR PUT TO REST LOL
HAHAHAHAAHAH
i'm sorry if i made you cry
i went a little rough
acually i over did it
i'm sorry but don't call me nigger
i'm korean ^_^

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YO DON'T COME AT MY MAN HEAT-YG5, TALK S**T AND GET JABBED N YA EYEZ/
i can honestly say u can't rap on anyday,yea we no ya korean ass is gay/
whut was u thinkin writin that, rhymin like that'll get u smacked/
tha only thing thats pretty n this, beef is me cuz my names in it/
yo u type,can't write so why don't u give it up aight/
if u gonna come back, fine, but let me read ur lines b4 u waste ur time/
i take all tha beef and stack it up on tha, 1% real while 99% fake/
i stay deficatin on tha mic, that means i stay sh****n on get it right/
listen to my words i put into sentences from verbs, tha only reason u still livin is cuz i ain't sent tha word ya heard/
ey korean boy u hocus pocus, stop watchin porno's and get focused/
u said talk to tha hand, like u john gotti u ain't tha man/
u don't no me and i don't no u but for real u can blo me, i'm slicen threw ya rhymes like shanobi/
i no u r but whut am i, i can't believe u put that in ur rhyme/
u a lil kid, tha question is how old am i/
u gave us 16 bars and didn't rhyme once, pretty ricks here so pack up ur lunch/

re:nerending rap battle
i'm hungrey somebody come at me so i can eat. 1

damien hill let me have ur baby
lets pray for the pope
and hang my cat on a rope
i like cindy dolls and i aint affraid
i once tided my room as a maid
mmmmmmmmm xena princess warrior
mmmmmmmmm cordless phones

Wanna eat carrot cake with the nature boy rick flair?
My pokémon cards are all very rare
Hunter Herst Helmsley won the world title nine times
Me and my friends threw popcorn at a fat kid during signs
Pretty Rick if that is your real nameif your hungry get summert to eat
A corndog, jam butties? Both would be a treat
When I was young i used to be able to cook
I made all the best meals but my best was salad with dog muck
The pope john paul is very bravent
I slipped and smashed my face on the pavement
Jeffery Archer is a friend of mine
Mmmmmmmm tinned pilchards in brine
When my blindness depresses me i drink calpol
Its fuity goodness soothes my pain like a small toy doll
Mummy buys Robinsons Fruit and Barley
The purple one which looks like barney

Bryan will be next online at 2300hrs GMT. He has been overwhelmed by the response to his charity work recieving many offers of support such as the man who will be doing a sponsored shave of the nether regions.
Bryan has gone for motivational coaching with Frank Bruno
Auf Wederhesen

re: neverending rap battle] tha reason why i'm tha champ
i don't like cake and i don't rick flair, listen up cuz i'm gonna embaress u right here/
how r u dog, u still playin wit pokemon cards, if u can't hang wit tha big dogs then stay n tha yard/
u ain't dissin me, u just statin dumb facts, come correct like me if ur gonna battle rap/
bryan u 2 weak ta get in my game, r u insane, comin at me wit rhymes thats lame/
i'll put u 2 shame, scared 2 sleep can't get ur mind off my name/
b u cookin and tossin up salads, while i'm swingin iron like construction workers wit malets/
just forget rap and stick 2 ur motivational speakin, don't diss me if u want me if u wanna stay breathin/
i don't mind if u thro my name out but at least no how 2 battle. cuz u when u come at me wit some s**t like that, u just makin urself look bad.

U think u raps good but ur mmmmm's are so gay
If u think u gon' win then ur wrong cuz these days
Rhymes are sposed to rhyme and make sense
But with lines like urs u wont even make cents
U ever heard the quote "don't chew more than u'll swallow"?
If u don't know that by now then ur head must be hollow
And did I mention your raps suck because they really do
And what kind of name is mush, oh wait that describes you.

test
a'ight y'all i'm the new kid in the hood
i'm calling out scraps cause he thinks that he's good
let me teach you sum'n and take you to school
if this guy really wants to play, i'm lyrically raping this fool
hipnotic bun, the wrong motherfu**er to diss
cause i'm the one who allows God to let you motherfu**er exist