Neverending Rap Battle

an introduction fo lil MERLIN into da biz

im rappin with stealth while my lyrics easily kill
im creepin up behind while your standin still
ill send a chill to your spine, like lyrics intertwine
my raps labeled devine, committed millionz of crimez
your 5 minutez of fames over, you need an extreme makeover
lucky charms wont help, not even a 4 leaf clover
run you over with a range rover, my flows renowned
my lyrics profound, i rhyme with profanity
shut your pussy ass b1tch, im the realest MC
l0ok me up on the dictionary, on the letter 'D'
b1tch cant you see,im on another level, im the DEVIL
i rebel, im a NATURAL BORN KILLA, i show no mercy
absolutely emotional free, im a cold hearted MC
if you fukin disagree and start dissin me
my last resort is to count till 3
before i kill your family, we dont want that do we?
dont give a fuk ill slaughter you, ill make you panic
im takin drastic measures, destruct the whole planet
caught you stutterin, i clogged up your esophagus
like a PHAROAH locked in a sarcophagus, your incomplete
i made you bow before me, made you cry and weep
here lil b1tch, im handin you a fukin tissue
blow your fukin nose while im pointin a gun ATCHOO [at you]
hickory dickory duck, its just bad luck
that you messed with the wrong person, now your stuck
fuk, my rap skillz you can neva out class
MERLIN take your eyes off ma ass, i rhyme flawlessly
my rap skills surpass BRUCE-LEE fightin
ill amputate you fingers so you can stop writin
im doin this sh1t fo your own g0od
im gettin you ready for the h0od
fuk you up worst than INGLEWOOD, you know i really could

nice

Im glad that you got that outta your system, Bandit. Well . . . now that you are done, I just feel the need to roast Merlin a lil more, for the hell of it, just because he's so weak.

Welcome to the never ending rap battle,
lil merlin pull'n tricks outta his hat, but couldn't handle,
Straight diss'n from bandit,
not team'n up, just had to spit,
like a new king just landed,
rip, your stlyes in, for my hobby,
Snatch your breath leave you blue'er than Young Gotti,
I rock my own ****, using words, call me the lyrical God,
You love death? Then you can hear the skylark,
Humming the song of death,
Switch up your style, your next,
Before a slang codes, dot your I's, cross your T's, test me,
but the most important Flex your G's,~1~

BITCH

By the way, I caught your style bandit, Good work, a bit to gangsta for some of the folks on here thou. But you gotta love it,

*click* *click* *BOOM* service with a smile

k0ol thankz man, i think merlin went cryin to his mum after dat barrage...merlin does your mum know your sayin dirty words?? haha

Shotty rebuttal:

I looked into your future and its dark as Guiness Stout/
It's already the end of the battle, so I'm taking Shot out/
I run my clock on liquor, against you it's just wasted time/
Cocaine smugglin you wont' see his dope lines he's too busy ridin' mine/
If you paid a ghost writer, your money was mis-spent/
I'd check the toilet then sue your own ass for copyright infringement/
It's a force of fiction thinking you can compete with me/
Label me the Lord of Diction and crown me a text Diety/
You dehyradrated when I spank you, you spittin' nuthin' butt whack/
Somebody tell this squirrel Shot to get his lips off my nutsack/
I'm new at this board, but I leave you shakin' nervous and hi-strung/
Bring your best, and you'll be living proof that versus me MC's die young/
Against me, it's my delivery that's causin' you to shiver see/
I'm the complete circle, eclipsing you to just a sliver to me/
Compared to me, you dare to be? You just anotha suckah G/
I'm like a condom full of liquid heat, so don't you dare **** wit me/
I can change the temperature; against you my rhymes are just stuck hot/
I just blasted you full of little holes, so I guess I'mma buck Shot/

Against Time Bandit: not sure if you came at me with the previous one, but since I'm here...

Read this and you'll have to plug your ears from this rhyme shout/
1 down and 1 to go, so I'm takin' Time out/
Rhyme clout, I got plenty and your lines are in the past tense/
Just make a triple shot of Ex-Lax and liquidate your ass-ets/
Bandit's permanently stealin' from my rear end, so I'm always ahead of Time/
You see the veteran sign, footprints on your girl when I step on a dime/
I see it all the Time, and Bandit if you stole all your lines/
From a 1000 different rappers it still doesn't equal one of mine/
Go ahead and get mad, I'll label you a flared wussy/
This cat's in the dog pound now just a scared pussy/
Claim you fathered good rhymes but to me your just the son man/
People need to hear from you like Wesley Snipes needs a suntan/
Cry and let it all out...just get it off your chest see/
I cut off both your balls so don't you get "teste"/
Test me? Let's see, the lyrical gods have blessed me/
I'm the King of this hive, now tell me who the best "B"/
Aint David spade, I'm a different shade, a higher grade/
And I can be so cutthroat you swear I gargled razor blades/
Your style is played, with your murderous ways claimin' you sublime/
I'm waiting for a good MC, battlin' you is just killin' Time/


No disrespect to anyone...on the real. Just havin' fun.


ONE

Oh my bad Time Bandit...thanks for the compliment in the earlier post. I didn't realize that was you... I wrote my battle prematurely....heheh. Sorry.

ONE

duhh dumb ass..now u just dissed me haha..ok ill post a rap later on fo now im outtiez

Battle Call: O.N.E

Yo ONE, up for a battle?

hit me back

Slipperz...go ahead and post...I'm down. It's getting late and I work in the morning so forgive me if I don't reply back right away. Unless you're up now.

Aight..
6 bars
No feedin


Hi new one!.. want me to stab ya tongue n start slashing ya gums
..then throw you of a buildin' 2 c if ya really are "the one"..? (matrix)
ive jus begun.. the water is still settle in the kettle
jus started killin you, gettin' inside and infectin' ya every blood vessel.
I love metal.. but fu.ck!! even i can't put up with all your screamin'
feelin' like the need to rev up da chainsaw and start a lil clearing.
..start fearin' me, and step the the fuc.k out of my path
Otherwise i'll hunt ya down like a parrot and get the last laugh.
Half arse, beat you so black till you collapse on your knees
Get you more "retarded" than the wack "black eye" peas.
Alicia keys has doper lyrics written in her diary
..disarm ya guns cos im the boss n there aint no way u "firin' me"..

your spit

wack man... wack..

do you rhyme or bitch?

Mr IM So Dope At Losing..

Dont infect this site with ****, i've read your couple of raps..

you got some nerve saying **** like this every where, you're not even good man... who do you think you are?

BATTLE CALL: IMSDAL...
after one

This time accept bitch...

This site is for rhyming and battle calls etc, not tutoring from an amateur like yourself.

hahaha, i can do whatever i want..

the sad thing is that you take it seriously and get mad.. seriously.. thats sad.

and don't make an as.s of yourself slipperz, i have said that i SUCK...

that was pretty good Ismdal

that was pretty funny..

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yo im dj young howley,
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wi d sox tukd in,
n showin off der bling
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now i got sum **** 4 u,
n ya stupid lil ausie crew,
ye i bin readin them,
but u wnt c em agen,
cuz dis site is 4 me,
d 1 n onli dj young howley

ya mite fink im crap,
cuz am a whit boi n u say dey cnt rap
but ani 1 hu wnts a battle
cum along n ill gi u a rattle

dnt 4gt im dj young howley
n ope u all get t no mi
wi mi lyrical injection
t mek me t d prefection
wich u is not,
ya sound ****
lyk eatn a bowl o snot
prepare 4 mi words cuz dey will hit ya lyk a bullet shot


4 ani1 hu wana battle me bring it on
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ROLL DEEP

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itz worth it