Neverending Rap Battle

bitch ill ryme so bad you would **** you pants

I'll be the Judge too! And Ten bars is good enough to spit what you have to spit... none of that gay **** some people spit, aint gonna name names, but lets kick an offical battle off!

yo $izzle where u at wat happened u alreddy admitin gettin merked
com on reply if ur man enuff

yo $izzle where u at wat happened u alreddy admitin gettin merked
com on reply if ur man enuff

where u at $izzle u shook cat wat happened u alreddy admitin u got merked
com on rely if u man enuff

am i the only 1 that notices jonny j?
the guy's like an annoying child that wont go away,
he chats himself up on the internet,
man you under age dont be talking bout sex,
now relax, cool off and go have an ice cream,
and just ignore the sound of your mum scream,
this is wrong for him allowed on going on rants,
hows a 13 yr old with pellet gun gonna make me **** my pants?
and now you just put your life exspectancy in danger,
didnt your moma tell you not to talk to strangers,

Hey wats dis...?
i wont b sizzlin after u merk me?
i'm still standing here laughin
spittin lyric after lyric, rhyme after rhyme
Dis shi* so gud i'ts on do brink of bein a crime
U fink i'm under age cus i'm newly hatched...why??
I leave u battered n bruised ur face'll b like Tom cruise from "Vanilla Sky"
Oh yeh tell ur bruva i sed hi
cus once i put a bullet through your chest dere be no chance of sayin bye
i'm messin wit da pros??
Ur a flippin newbie, wat u been smokin...
only God knows
here take a second n hav ur last breath
b4 i take dis battle home n leave u 4 ur death
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a 1 dollor production- $izzle

$izzle u a b>>>h i shud giv u a slap
cuz wen u spit ur **** u dont even get a clap
ur stuff ant on da brink of being a crime
blud deres worse things in a nursery rhyme
blud u an embaressment 2 da game jus leave town
cuz u so spasticated like a dog u need 2 b put down
cuz i roll over u like a dice
u so **** ur get beat by vanilla ice
u think ur still b larfin i cuss u more den i do a boffin
dont worry b***h i alreddy aranged 4 ur coffin
yh u will keep spittin rhyme afta rhyme
but hey truth b told u still wont make a dime
smokin yh i mite of bin
high enuff 2 cut thru ur skin
so howz da gay life goin enjoyin da dik up ur bum
or maybe u still get turned on by being spanked by ur mum
a bullet thru ur chest is dat all u can say
dis is a big site but still deres nowhere 4 u n ur sh.t to stay
i c u battlin like a loner cuz u ant got no crew
i say ur name on da street n people shoutin who
cam bak agen n hopefully u wud of craked it
admit it da onli way ur'll get glory is if u jaked it

yo people judge hu won out of me n sizzle yh please i wanna noe da winner

We should set up matches

$izzle

Hey wats dis...?
i wont b sizzlin after u merk me?
i'm still standing here laughin
spittin lyric after lyric, rhyme after rhyme
Dis shi* so gud i'ts on do brink of bein a crime
Elementary
U fink i'm under age cus i'm newly hatched...why??
I leave u battered n bruised ur face'll b like Tom cruise from "Vanilla Sky"
Better I guess
Oh yeh tell ur bruva i sed hi
cus once i put a bullet through your chest dere be no chance of sayin bye
Ok. No.
i'm messin wit da pros??
Ur a flippin newbie, wat u been smokin...
only God knows
No.
here take a second n hav ur last breath
b4 i take dis battle home n leave u 4 ur death
Better.. Weak Punch

Mc Risky

$izzle u a b>>>h i shud giv u a slap
cuz wen u spit ur **** u dont even get a clap
Weak Punch, A better opener
ur stuff ant on da brink of being a crime
blud deres worse things in a nursery rhyme
ok.
blud u an embaressment 2 da game jus leave town
cuz u so spasticated like a dog u need 2 b put down
Okay Okay.. Not bad
cuz i roll over u like a dice
u so **** ur get beat by vanilla ice
Played Out. Missed
u think ur still b larfin i cuss u more den i do a boffin
dont worry b***h i alreddy aranged 4 ur coffin
A boffin? Weak
yh u will keep spittin rhyme afta rhyme
but hey truth b told u still wont make a dime
No!
smokin yh i mite of bin
high enuff 2 cut thru ur skin
Weak
so howz da gay life goin enjoyin da dik up ur bum
or maybe u still get turned on by being spanked by ur mum
Lol. Elementary
a bullet thru ur chest is dat all u can say
dis is a big site but still deres nowhere 4 u n ur sh.t to stay
Agh.. nah
i c u battlin like a loner cuz u ant got no crew
i say ur name on da street n people shoutin who
Ok?
cam bak agen n hopefully u wud of craked it
admit it da onli way ur'll get glory is if u jaked it
Nice Ender

Flow: Mc Risky
Structure: Mc Risky
Word-Plays: Not much.. Mc Risky
Metaphors: Not much.. Mc Risky
Punches: Mc Risky
Personals: N/a
Creativity: Mc Risky
Enjoyment: Meh. Mc Risky
VOTE: Mc Risky
Explanation: Honestly.. Both weren't that good.. Mc came harder than sizzle..

Yo, your weak when rhyme
Your rhymes are weak
Why do you still speak
Whats wrong with you
I bet you spit slower than a slug
you probably cant even read this mono-log

lmao, My vote goes exactly as fo realz.
Comments on this battle I have for Sizzle Vs. Mc Risky goes as follows:
1. Was a very weak battle, no offence
2. some of your guys lines need more work, lol well most of 'em. better vocab, punches and wordplay. need to improve.
3. keep your flow tight, it would hurt you guys to re-read your work before clickin' submit. use spell check or somethin', cause the way your raps are laid out you can tell your amatures.(just my opinion)
here's the Votin' structure
Flow: Mc Risky
Structure: Mc Risky
Word-Plays: Weak for both!
Metaphors: Weak....
Punches: Mc Risky
Personals: N/a
Creativity: ??? lol dunno who's more creative?
Enjoyment: None
VOTE: Mc Risky
Explanation: He came just ALITTLE harder , and considerin' that this battle was weak! wasn't that hard.... try harder guys! keep up ya **** aight.

You shouldn't throw stones if you live in a glass house/ and if you got a glass jaw you should watch your mouth/ cause i'll break your face have your ass runnin mumbling to the J like dr dre/ you going against me dogg you making a mistake/ i split your lip you looking like them michael jackson jackets with all these zippers/ i'm the boss on this boat you can call me skipper the way i turn the money over you should call me flipper/ you bitch a regular bitch your calling her wifey i fucked her feed her fast food you keepin her icey/ i'm down to sell records but not my soul snoop said this is 94/ we don't love them ho's i got pennies for my thoughts now i'm rich see the 20's spinnin/ looking mean on the 6 niggas wearin/ flags cause the colors match the clothes they get caught in the wrong hood and filled up with holes.

how the **** are you goin hand out advice/
nigga put a hole in yo life with a 5-inch knife/
im bout to gamble so dont scramble/
if i win you goin be man-handled with a sandle/
you aint gotta hood unless its on yo jacket now hack it/
you'll be killed by every mc here especilly peti mc the faggot/
**** the cops im the one callin the shots/
my evil plots that rocks/
i live my life fuly throught this hip/hop
leave you hangin and bangin/
ima break it up like a paper-cut/
your mums a slut but so what she still suckin on my left nut/
i dont give a **** what yo peeps say anyway/
that's the beauty of gruesome violence/
I'ma loud-mouth nigga but my ruger's silent/


eyo can u read that **** and rate it fo-realz like i can say now that was the worst verse i ever spat so nigga can u give tips and **** like that

this is not my new **** i just wanted to beat these biches

sup doc im the professor but you need to teach these biches



i make grown men squeal
with tactics of a navy seal
yo fo real make sizzle scorch
put his ass under the olympic torch
yo doc they got to learn
u have to have something to say u they burn
risky you expect respect well its earned
after this im gonna let doc take a turn
to break these fakes
there hot like ice cream cake
i gotta go
i just wanted to let you know
practice your flow
n quit sucking like a ho

yo guys im out for a bit but will be back.
good to see battles gettin judged again.
peace

this is to sizzel

yo this is for the judges to view,
i've seen ice cubes sizzel more than you,
you get sucked into my words like liposuction,
this guys's raps are cheap no wonder dey a dollar production,
find him in the retirement home lookin for hoes,
find him in the graveyard lookin for clothes,
you're over the top, non stop sucking cock,
just so you can afford some holeless socks,
this bi*cth aint a gangster and i just get started,
man with lines like yours you must be retarded,

you bit off some one, i cant remember who, but i remember tha line.. ur a herb.

im back n betta den eva.