Illustraight
 
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Reply Thu 15 Sep, 2016 12:19 am
@samyboy27,
Man, this is a gol'dang shame
It seems that samy(boy) is trying to play a grown (man)'s game
And it's so damn lame, like a dude in a crutch
He already lost his mind, now he's losing his touch
You can kick me all you want and stick me with your stuff
But I'll still get up and hit you with all the **** that I come up, with
So hard that you'll be wondering what day it is
Nah, **** that. You won't see the day, 'cause you'll be faded
I'll erase you, like Schwarzenegger armed with rubbers
You couldn't have a title if it was printed on a novel cover
But I'll tell you a story and get you spooked
You were a psychic, all right - who got jumped by a crook
Yeah, I'm a motherfucking side kick
That kicks you up the ass and makes your motherfucking sides split
You want to be an analyser? Analyse these balls
My scrotum cut the cheddar, now it's got you cheesed off
Now pee off before I pee on you with pee sauce
My motherfucking **** just left you crippled like Smeagol
Illustraight
 
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Reply Thu 15 Sep, 2016 02:40 pm
@Illustraight,
I've never smoked crack, snorted coke or been high on weed
Never been on X, LSD or even tried an E
I've never pumped steroids or smoked the DMT
Never smoked opium, or dope coated with PCP
I've never taken amphetamines nor huffed any glues
Never sniffed any inhalers nor done any shrooms
I've never fucked with meth/Meth, but I've sure as hell heard him
Never smoked heroin in any form, that's well certain
Haven't touched any smack, speed or any cigarettes
Never touched codeine or any barbiturates
Never tried morphine or any other stimulants
But I have drunk Red Bull, I know this for definite
I have had injections for tetanus and measles
I've licked on chalks before drawing random things on easels
I have taken paracetamol and aspirin for headaches
Drunk cough mixture, and for pain, I've taken Hedex
I have had caffeine in my coffee and my cola
Enough of that to hold me over and keep me sober
When I was young, I was taught to say "no" to strangers
Now I got a couple of girls' numbers on my pager
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Illustraight
 
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Reply Thu 15 Sep, 2016 02:52 pm
@Illustraight,
Smoke and mirrors blur the human vision; at the same time they reflect
They tell us that life is a mess
And unless we're daring enough to look through the mist
We will never get the gist of what the truth really is
A police inspector trying to break the clues down to bits
while they're confusing him like tutors on some triple root ****
The world is one big canister
and its ethics throw the averages off courses like broken axes
They tell us that man came from monkeys
and contrastively, man was made from beings who are godly
So what the **** are we supposed to believe?
These things keep us from the real results we hope to achieve
It's like walking through a hall of mirrors trying to find a way out
with the whole entire room reorganised and played out
The entire thing is like a rigged card game
and each day we are dealt different suits without an ace

RyanO45
 
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Reply Fri 16 Sep, 2016 07:16 pm
@Illustraight,
I'm fresh in this battle
Time to make some good rhymes
I'm going back in the days of the good ol' times of A 2 the K
Okay?

A 2 the K. It's the new kid on the block
I got these new bars imma spit out till I stop
Starting from my days of depression and sadness
To who I am now. This is complete madness
I did a entire 180 on my whole entire life
I'm starting an empire. You need to go get a life
I'm doing useful ****. You ain't doing nothing
Spending time on these forums making raps out of nothing
I'm the most prominent guy in this place
The most dominant man out of place
I don't belong here but I'm staying out of space
I like who I am and not I'm not
You gon' need some healing cause it's a tough battle we fought
I'm RyanO45 and I'm here to always stay
You're a little kid onfront of a screen till the end of the day
In the end of the day, there's one thing I gotta say
Move bitch, get out the way
reasoning logic
 
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Reply Sat 17 Sep, 2016 01:32 pm
Cool political Rap.

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reasoning logic
 
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Reply Mon 19 Sep, 2016 05:02 pm
The Juice Media brings you todays rap news.

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Illustraight
 
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Reply Wed 21 Sep, 2016 03:20 pm
@RyanO45,
Check it, bragging and nagging is all I'm catching
Listening to this granny flapping and hen-pecking
But touch wood, I'm finna make Ryan swab my deckings
And if he doesn't like it, he can jolly well leg it
like Peg Leg, fronting like his dick is hard
But he's bent like a bunch of jeeps dumped in the scrapyard
Blow him away and rip him a golden hole
like the "O" in his name; but I don't know what the "45"'s fo' (for)
Perhaps it's for a rainy day?
Maybe he should kill himself now and blow away his brains
and save everyone else the trouble like pocket change?
You're nothing but a ho-bro in stocks and chains
Walking like a hobo, talking like a homo
You did a 180, stumbled and got your dome broke
Now you can't use your head because you're half-dead
Like that Lil' rapper hanging with Snoop and them other men
reasoning logic
 
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Reply Sat 1 Oct, 2016 03:07 pm
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Illustraight
 
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Reply Tue 4 Oct, 2016 04:20 am
@Illustraight,
One two, one two, check it

I'm like LA The Darkman, 'cause I'm barely seen
just like breasts upon an early teen who just turned eighteen
I'm a sly emcee who moves silently
with so many shadows that hide me that not even Alec Baldwin can find me
A knightly being on a baby's pace, on a secret lady chase
I might as well hire Liam Neeson to tape my face
In fact, forget that, I'll throw on a Crusader's cape
and play an ace like Gambit and get a chick braised in flames
You think I'm playing games? You'd better not pick on me by saying names
or I'm gonna have to start wasting brains
Flow in a damn rage, go on a rampage while holding a packed gauge
BRAAAAAP! Watch it blow your whole back away
Macs N Dons, that's how the hoes and gangsters play
With this crap I'm on, I'm bound to pull a gal today
Romance her with a stone just like Danny or that Ralph he plays
Or maybe take her on a "Summer Holiday" like Darren Day
Make her dance a cabaret, play with the chick until her glands give way
and shoot out lots of water like a can of mace
Investigate her privates, watch me catch a case
We work together as a perfect pair, Cag and Lace (Cagney and Lacey)
Make her tweet, put my Face in her Book, hashtag her page
Put my Link In her Space, Instagram her face
Break her while I talk to her, Snapchat away
Drop my pee into her Box, now she's contaminate-
-ed, this sounds like a Too Short song
And as it is, my willy is too short, it's not long
enough, I really need some rough, sex
I crave butt, yes! Look at those slut's, breasts
I want to touch them, without getting her up, set
Set her up, and try to make her cum, wet
While I rub, and rub, and make my chum, erect
This is love, yep - straight and di-rect
without any bush-beating or any non, sense
Make love from sunrise until sun, set
From the break of dawn right through to dusk, eh.
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Illustraight
 
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Reply Mon 24 Oct, 2016 02:14 am
Erm, ...... anyone else repping on here besides Prof, samyboy and myself ???

Come on, give me some sparring partners !!! 😟😕
samyboy27
 
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Reply Sat 5 Nov, 2016 01:59 am
@Illustraight,
Use a plethora of skills cuz feelings a virtue ,
Itching to hurt you
Cuz of the will I possess, im as ill as the bird flue
Not trying to vs you
Cuz ill just use a pill to end the deal like a curfew
Slip it in your drink, watch it dissolve in your fat tongue
Have u think "damm son"
Cuz im ******* your girl with out a magnum
grab em while shes having a tantrum
And record me ******* her , making a platinum
..you aint a worthy competitor,
editors choice to a apex predator ,
A senators voice to a made best manacer
**** latex creditors
Didn't use a condom
To leave her "laid" rekt for aids test venturers
bitchesssssss



Illustraight
 
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Reply Sat 5 Nov, 2016 04:06 pm
@samyboy27,
Here's what you've never heard, a madman in every sense of word
Mr. Prof, Samyboy, and the Nintendo Nerd
It's dead absurd how some rappers alike
That's like the Chipmunks sat behind each other riding a tandem bike
My facts of life bind together like family ties
Having a blast with the wife all while her man's out all night
Call this an orgy, how my friends and I come correct
with cocks erect and more upright than armies, show some respect!
Do not expect me to be soft, if you fob me off
when you run your jaw faster than a Russian Kalashnikov
Just like a Molotov I make a message clear
If you don't understand what I'm saying, I suggest you wet your ears
And by "wet", I mean clear the wax from it
I'm like a Pepsi can that hasn't been drunk - just maxing it
Just ask your kids who the ill one is - you know, the one with the killer scripts
sharper than the blade you use to slit your wrists
reasoning logic
 
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Reply Sat 5 Nov, 2016 07:47 pm
What do you think about this crazy ass rap?

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samyboy27
 
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Reply Mon 7 Nov, 2016 05:12 pm
@Illustraight,
Maybe Im gonna be famous but idk I cant decide
Cuz every time that im saying this it seems to coinside
With the fact of archives and raps stored on this forum
Which in fact derived from being poor n straight boredom
Believe me im all for post mortem
But not prior to bad tendencies , thats all I got for em
..stick a few adamant bodys cuz their oblivious to situations
Pick a dude ,batter in his body cuz of his hideous revelations
Discrepancy in the court, inferior to imperial allegations
An interior allocation for minoritys with mere fear of imagination
Classification to co participation but not going down cuz of the lack of relation
In terms of color, what other, choice they have mustered,
Killer is now covered, black supremacist lookin flustered
White supremacist in his covers,
cuz innocence is real like how they killed his brothers
..
I been preying on weak, skills I been found em
Prince of sayings when I speak , power over NINE THOUSAND!
!


Illustraight
 
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Reply Tue 8 Nov, 2016 05:00 pm
@samyboy27,
I'm not a Ruff Ryder myself but my genitals are just as bold
when I'm next to the toughest broad with breasts larger than rugby balls
You couldn't have thought how someone like me could get this hype
That's like dogs chasing bones, or cats chasing some little mice
This is my anthem, mon kamarade*, and I'm still standing
like Elton John and it doesn't look like I'm planning on canning it
Do I look like some prick who just gives up
As much as I can trip up and slip up?
Fer bour twa**, just try and GET me to give up!
I got a strong sense of will and a heart for something
like Asura when he's hot in the collar whilst warring with the Chakravartin
I may be dark, young'n, but I'm armed with a bright conscience
with my spirit like drink bottles and dissolving your dyke nonsense
So find some onions to sniff you ******* cash and carry owner
Don't come around me and try to put weight on my damn shoulder
Rolling Deep like P or the H-A-V-O-C
I'll always be strai-G-H-T until the day I D-I-E
Stupid.

Mauritian Creole phrases used:
* My friend
** **** you
Illustraight
 
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Reply Wed 9 Nov, 2016 04:41 pm
@Illustraight,
I wonder if America's thoughts are relevant
Now that Donald Trump has been elected president?
They say it's out with the old and in with the new
But every four years it's the same old dude
And in the Bible it says
that the whole world is under evil, so I guess then everyone's dead
It's just one opinion made by another
While somebody still gets slain by a sucker
Brothers still gotta wear bulletproof vests
while they break down the door to get rid of some pest
who's inventing weapons from household objects
Am I using this in the wrong context?
One fool finds an excuse to riot
While all other fools get paid to keep silent
One country's dominated by a tyrant
while another's ruled by someone who's quiet

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samyboy27
 
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Reply Thu 10 Nov, 2016 09:45 pm
@Illustraight,
Who mans is
This
Tran Knee bitch
Ill leave ya fam Lee picked (family)
For hunger games next to sam well smith (samuel)
Watch your hand go miss and slip
So now you cut your band igged lip (bandage)
Im just a luna tick, im full equipped
To Come out at night n straight ruin ****
Not new to this, sniper zoomin quick
Listen to music switch as your medula splits
You medusa witch Ill put your life at end
You might just win
Till I leave u lifeless then
Chop you up in a box at night to send
Rip your chin
As I grin watch me start a nightly trend
Fight me and
Youll see right by me
Your wifey bend
..know one understands my writtens
Dumb it down so my fans can listen
What so demanded different?
Implant a vision
So u see bad decisions
Dont prosper
Atleast thats my prediction
Going in like a mission
Tell the man to join me fishing
Learned to fish like a born addiction
Give him a fish that last a day,
Dont play, turn this horror to fan fiction
Amassed a k
I smashed a tray in ya face what did ya
Master say
You fast awake I know Raps that slay
In a casket grey, ill leave u wrapped in clay,
So I can watch this bastard pay




Illustraight
 
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Reply Fri 11 Nov, 2016 01:16 am
@samyboy27,
I'm like Jafar when I talk, with street language sharper than barks
My space is like a park in the dark, better watch where you walk
Illu is cool and natural, like dudes in Miami cruising past you
Got clues that catch and baffle you like Akuma's Shungokusatsu
My moves are radical like some Muslim troops that attack you
or hoochies seducing you with music and beautiful candles
Too groovy to handle - my streak is way too hard to reach
My mental armoury's harder than the guards in your teeth
So sweetheart, pardon my speech
But you sound like a cockerel the way you cluck and you cheep
Your motherfucking talk is cheap
Samyboy once again plans to go H.A.M.
But that stands for "Hammer A Man" - so goddammit, I'ma hammer this Sam!
I'll manage a can of whoop-ass on this Charlie Chaplin man
Snatch his hat and tie and flatten that **** with a mallet, wham!
Thank you spam, I mean Sam. Don't get mad at me, man!
Just because I Grand Slammed you bad, no need to have a tan-
-trum, make your tum turn like deaths in horror films
with gory kills and types of bad blood not even Lysol could kill
So chump be real and while you're at it better guard your grill
I took that bit from Cuban Link. **** my hypocrisys ill

reasoning logic
 
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Reply Tue 15 Nov, 2016 08:12 pm
@Illustraight,
Quote:
I'm like Jafar when I talk, with street language sharper than barks
My space is like a park in the dark,


Have you ever thought about raping on the wild side? You know! Stroking

Illustraight
 
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Reply Thu 17 Nov, 2016 05:04 am
@reasoning logic,
Allow me to annotate said lines:

"I'm like Jafar when I talk....."
I can show a bit of elegance in my speech, much like Jafar in the Aladdin animations.

".....with street language sharper than barks"
Much like sharp barks made by any breed of dog, my language hits people sharp and clear.

"My space is like a park in the dark, better watch where you walk"
My personal space is often non-consensually invaded by certain peers.
Comparing this to a park dangerous to socialise in during night-time, a false or careless
footing can lead to something not less tragic than a broken ankle.

Conclusively, no.
 

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