Neverending Rap Battle

Gotta appreciate the fruits of our labour, it might just do us some favours
Do it for the glory of God, cause I know He'll approve of it later
But for the moment we just have to put our boots on and caper
Leap with the other fishes in the water, despite of their foolish behaviour
Liaise with the coolest of players, at the same time placate the stupidest haters
and have those dudes put in their places
Make them look at you wearing the moodiest faces
While brooding like babies when they've been put in the room for behaving
badly, like Neil Morrisey and Martin Clunes when they're playing
I'm dutifully praying that I live through better days
But I shouldn't boast of tomorrow, that's never promised like irrefutable agents
And Jesus said to be as shrewd as the snake
like it says in Matthew 10:16, expressed in a beautiful way
The Lord looks after us, His love shines like luminous rays
And it doesn't look like I have anything cooler to say
Except be forgiven so that you may see Abraham's bosom, okay?

I'm walking down the street looking for a snack to eat
It's like going down a dark alley looking for a crackhead to beat
Beggars can't be choosers, but they also play hard
Working to pull things off and do a great job
Some of them try to play God, but instead they end up betraying God
The day their names get called is the day they fall
But what's this got to do with me walking downtown?
I guess competition is a bitch, with a lot of pride going around
And I'm just a ************ who tries to prove them wrong
But I feel that this struggle has just been too long
Nobody to love yet nobody to love me
But it's all good, life has still been lovely
The ride has been bumpy like a big dipper
Trying to broadcast my work like I was Big Tigger
The way I bounce is like I'm Bubsy on a Woolie
Every day repeats itself like pushing out a dookie
It's been a Green Day, packing like I was from Green Bay
Flying like a Hornet
It's ironic because I once had a friend named Charlotte
Wanted to dunk her like a basket.....
full of balls, but the average gangster couldn't stay away
Couldn't pay her what she wanted so I had her put on layaway
In fact, I should actually say I had to push her face away
Because our hearts didn't connect like trying to establish pager two-ways

realizes what the **** I wrote...

gets really high)

beat drops

(sway) u sure u can handle this bro
(me) yeh bro I got this ****
(sway) ok man do u....hit that ****


loop starts

grab the ruger n spray blind
drive by like its play time
goin threw my **** gonna get whipped right by a muthafuckin k9
have u gone and amazed
ok fill me a plate
bring me to court
drinking like a sport so bring me a case
bitch you thought I was cryin
we eating hearts from lions
go in his place
shoot out his face without even tryin
stop- acting like ya know me
unknown just like an emoji
go crazy- daily
made me fairly/ just- cuz -I'm an OG
cops-braggin like a fisher
wishes hit- u- like a wizard
getting high on july/ still- feels- like a blizzard
talking bout black ops
let me know when the trash stops
weed from your grand pops
coppin cash crops right off my laptop
(woo)
we order from arbies
hoppin in some fararis
not guilty
but filthy when it comes to bangin girls at partys
you know im killin this beat
you know you feelin this heat
spit fire
im higher cuz im awlays stealin ya seat
I'm rapping this freely
shouldn't be strappin on tv
got a problem
come solve em when you come attacking to see me
they thought I was playin
they thought I was playing
not often
put you in a coffin to go n to lay in
she keeps on grinding my zipper
chopping her neck like my liver
it depends
guys need to make sense when that beat deliver

flow savage , cave man no cabbage , stone an chisel ,leave no bone or gristle,attached when I stab it,couple killawatts make the whole village watch when I cause some static flip the switch make ppl wanna go kill a cop, Im dope, ya'll feens waiting for the pill ta pop,I gets down , still on top , dirty as herpes on the village mop,ill alot trill as pac feel the plot thicken every sentence catch flibitous ,theres a bloody difference between right n righteous,listen , aint ever dissen jsst hitten my head against a wall till ya'll hear this beat im thinking,baby whats the fetus thinking , when your 9 months n drinkin n shes eaten my penis for lunch,telling me im deep n bitch I aint cracked the surface,snap ya cervix,back till its twerkin on my sack,balls deep , ooops wheres the condoms under moms tounge, cause kids she didnt want one,

Crowned me like I was Mordecai
The broad cried, said I was an awesome guy
I proceeded to set her free like I was Adonai
Split her open like I was Moses holding his staff high
While my children passed through her walls just like border office guys
Check this, the way I sketch this while at the dentist's
Hoping to be inspected by a female apprentice
While I'm being drilled, I'm thinking how to impress this chicken
But too bad her mouth is protected otherwise I would've made her neck it
Make her neck twitch while she legs it
like a fugitive on the run from the Fed pigs
When her sirens wail, you know she's flipped her head lid
She's a lovely, slutty junkie druggie honey and a husky
A cutie hoochie with a booty, boobies, and a cookie
A saucy, horny, sporty naughty shorty worth a courting
And a classy, sassy cat with abs and ass that's fat in panties

step-pin- on niggas with a big toe
hittin -this **** with a sick flow
/shoot and miss
take a piss on ya diss bro
he-ro when I come with my men-tal/
ze-ro fucks for my own man-tle
sweet tho I can lead by exam-ple
mean blow like it came from Ram-bo
a treat for people so -its- a sam-ple
ban-joe sayin screams near my cam-o
flage/he screeched like a an-imal
/cosco cannibal take a taste of this anti-dote
flesh eating samurai on a pede-stal....I
killed this track like I killed joe
spared some change to me when your feelin broke
really tho I sold his heart for a milly bro
change cant compare to his body in a river ohhh

Stroked a Spanish chick's chocha, listening to Tupac
Asked her how she wanted it while fingering the juicebox
Worked it from the top of the lips between the hips
She got the sweetest kit, smoother than a baby's cheeks and ****
That was my second weekly hit; the first one was on top of her
She said that I was heavy, when I was giving some to her
Acted so humbly while I was packing that lunchmeat
Humping with heat like I was a hippopotamus comforting
While I was dry-******* this freak, kissing her luscious cheeks
I imagined cumming gallons, going lovingly deep
She let me touch her little tits; even though they were small
they were big enough for a cleavage, I loved it to bits
Whispered to her, "Ay, mami!", digging that fine punanni
My grip around her body made me feel like the Great Khali
Could've fisted her like a ten-man mob by a Punjabi
But she reminded me we were just friends, I was like, "Okay, shorty!"

take a seat and watch me greet as a beast
at the very least I'm leaving ya deceased in the streets
ima chief something I achieved with the beats
I believe when I speak I'm spittin some heat
sorry bro your tower falls cuz I'm so lethal
Mario fireballs hittin ya cathedral
don't need cardio, we wire cars from the people
get away far yo, we hire stars that are evil
stars meaning cia special agents
keep a cadence but watch this -flow- go- in amazement
keepin patient cuz ill go- toe- to -toe- with the bravest
be my slave bitch cuz these bodys need some maintenance
I'm tired to finish

People underestimate the mind of the real MC
Really? Do they even know the meaning of real, G?
I suggest they look it up on the dictionary
Before someone's name gets looked up in the obituary
That **** is scary, cats are not even wary
They do so much dougie-ing, they're literally weary
Some of them hit high notes like that chick Carey
Mariah, please come back and give them a cherry
Before they get too cheery like they do in Mexican waves
They're only a close shave from being blessed in the grave
They want to behave like animals from a particular age
******* Neanderthals, they can go kick in a cave
****, if I had my way, I'd whip them like slaves
Get them all up on the floor like an all-night rave
And fist all of their chickens the Billy and Jimmy way
without Willy ever getting into the way
Bitches

ima live my life
ima shiv my knife
Ima shiv ya wife
I dont get my cut then you goin get a gash
right below your ass ,Im droing get my cash
Im flowin omens to romans you dont get my ass
drunk prophet gonna get my flask
bury Barry allen ressurect the flash
its been getting durrty fast
you got a nice smile Ima make it pearly fast
ya'll burt n ernie ass
Im burton Vernie gas masked up n ma pockets hurley
her she hurlin,im hermes herb'n , you heard me serving
early workin,couple bread crumbs got these birdies twerking, fly up in my air force 1 ,High up in my air force 1's, n ima Canadiuuuhnnn

Im sick of the hate, so sick of the bullshit I need a full zip to dialate, give two fucks If I die today , either way I ride ,up to some big ole bitties on the other side smoking souls just another high , another lie you tell yourself to wake up , ya'll dreaming , break an 8th up , ya'll nightmare is right there in my kitchen, you aint my dogg if you bitching, chop up some hog if you snitching chalk it up to a god addiction ,put dexter in the outline,im about mine, get up out mind ,its about time,every second you worry about seconds puts you in second,checking my spine see if I still have one , Balls still there Bitch go ahead grab um , If I dont get my cut I dont give a **** stab um,mike epps feelings every day day , this friday , then next friday then the friday after debt,after sex still feel like **** it , cut it, all these strings aint nobodys puppet , suck dick aint a guitar but i'll play those frets with no regrets,Know I wept , tears cant wash away Reality , calgary you bring it outta me, King **** without a beat , satens asshole drop some hot sheet , some hot sheep on a goth cheek got sheiks rolling mosquee deep, for there beliefs, you can Be leaf , or you can leave , and never be , Its whatever B , what ever beat girl i'll **** you to the moccarina go mach on your occarina , cumquat that cheetah so fast didnt even take off the sneakers,looking samsquatch dont tell lucy im on molly holly would get jealous I zoom zoom the pelvis elvis on shrooms start to grow into a fungui,um High is no longer relative cuzzin you can tell im buzzin ,dozens claiming they does , doesnt even matter,smoke a bowl of shatter , shatter ego , an become a master ,master the freeflow, stop yapping to yourself use the art passin to the people passion through rapping wrapping yourself up in what happens , what Happened its called the present,if you present yourself as a peasant you live in a kingdom, kings come and turn you to feasant,I turn to the essence every sentence as I bless it, achu's it ,the message rested in a rubix rooted in phi, why whould I dilute it, musics potent rodents overdoseing, lab rats walking out in lab coats Hi fi going sci fi Madd professor on the pad wrote, madd flow right beside maxxi... n slapped it against your asshole , you still aint cum up with crap hoe , I push more dirt then back hoes , crack hoes,make bones breakfast cereal , killing my cheerios snap crackle n pop a snapple or snap atoms out the apple , well cracking ya adams apple with a pineapple ,when they tell me define rap flow,im fine flyin over the shrapnel,getting blasted every capsule.every fraction of a frack fractul'd sit back and watch the castle wrastle with every thought grapple every hook .. I dont know **** about rap though....

hail saten this a sexorcism
666 her tramp stamp
my head full a knowledge , give her neck some wisdom
succubus , suck it up , what the **** is up
Lil nicky ,******* up,sippin holy water
out the revrons only daughter
possessed a demon in the flesh
leaveing seman on her breath
tell me the river styx taste fresh
in ya belly, immaculate abortion
**** the four horseman, drive a porche in to the apacalypse bumping tupacalypse,emily rose ima grow a bouquet inside ya booty , hellen keller a bitch its magic use a Pen n teller ,pentacostal inside a pentagram in slide the sacraficial lamb into her diaphram , diablo dante inferno, Me cabrone burnt hoes la chu chu chucabra skeeting lava, the devil wears prada,so does reheanna,my soul gone burn thats my word ya honor,the nerve to nirvana , shot gun wedding,dont use a bible to pull ya demons out a deacons mouth ,use the necronomicron like a don roll it up smoke the cron , a demon spawn, wash the jesus out ya body with a brand new mazarati , with a brand new naughty hottie, that way she workin , got an auto body, give you an outer body tha way she twerkin,feeling kinda godly with the buddha in my body, feeling kinda naughty with the reuger an a shotti, if you aint my doggie watch yo body rotti ,illuminaughty if shes bright an wanna party on the darkside black out drunk prophet sippin jesus blood , spittin yeezus blood, splittin kittins vixens bleeding fetus blood.. lost a couple souls on her addidas... ressurrect in her neck, erect,in the biblical text
....

freestyle

look in my eyes you'll see you know thats scolds evil,
been fly like a bold eagle, you hoes ain't equal,
so high my eyes red like the devil,
I'm on a different level,
your written sucks my free's better,
you losers sleep alone like a bed wetter,
this a freestyle of the top of the dome,
I'm high as **** sitting at home,
sativa girl scout cookies so my minds racing,
falling of topic pick myself up like i been skating,
i aint just talented i ******* work hard,
you bitches too busy trying find someone who twerks hard,
I'm smoking weed for ******* real,
not a joint a night kinda deal,
do this on my own ain't trying to find a deal,
I'm as white as that cocain,
snort it it hits like a shotgun to the brain of cobain,

freestyle

ill cut your balls off like a castrato,
maybe then you'll have a flow,
cus at the mo your flow stagnate ow
thats why you make no dough,
im a heavyweight you a bantamweight,
i make **** happen no fate,
respect me thats a mandate,
you such a bitch you lactate,
you in the background like landscape,
you full of **** like a ashtray,
I'm taking of like a airway,
this ain't no game no fair play,
your style so old your hairs grey,
its evident I'm excellent heres the evidence,
I'm of eminence smoking my medicine,

I got you stuck off the realness, but I'm not Mobb Deep
Havoc, Noyd, G.O.D. Part 3 or Prodigy
I'm just me, repping my oddities properly
My nature has become more of a custom than commodity
Trying to deal with these halfway crooks
is like trying to deal with brick walls, they barely move
But I use that as a springboard to improve
I learn from other folks' mistakes like a module book
with problems in it
God put me on this earth to make an honest living, so I'm all up in it
Never listen to the wolves, because the wolves mislead
And Jesus warned me to stay low, behave like a sheep
Be cunning like the snake and take care not to fall
Be raised like the bronze that Moses raised up to all
Even the most wise of all nations can be false
I can never see it, like the face of Dr. Claw
Like cocaine from the Spanish plains, it's raw
That's why I work hard to stay away from those agents
One false manoeuvre and they will invade us
Made a big habit of passing favours to strangers
That's how I end up in complication and danger
Suffering malicious confrontation from relations
Jealousy and envy, and player hating
is just some of the harsh tribulations I've been faced with

Ill's Im gonna make some more beats for you miss hearing you flow

when you choose to be better then you were before smoking on an herbivore
every word that pours , like blood from the poor , to become rich,dogs think they messing with a dumb bitch.I got brains all over ya girls stomach.when its all over you gonna be haunted, hunted ,hunt it, n go 1 hunnit , run it , like my dick acrossed ya moms lips.

People say noone ever love you like ya momma , she left, and now she cant stop sending facebook friend requests , man they think im depressed , why my fam only call when they need that zest , keep it fresh, have a Mary christmas, were all my dogs , trying to **** my bitches, open a empty box you twats want a gift ,christmas aint about giving presents , its about living in the present



I dont wanna talk about my feelings, my villains Ima drop it , when im chillin on some hot **** , siracha ima fillin my rocket,shaking building like mirracas, well im building like barack'a billin like a doctor for the billions,like binocculars ,2 see what I see up ahead.. gonna need a rocket ship , if you wanna get high an start talking **** , drop a brick on ya head, take yo bitch n drop her the same week like a brick on yo bed , walking off in some moccosins , mock'n him, going mach talk'n sin ,open ya mouth go ahead drop some toxins in, just dont forget the oxygen, its a ms steak , they wanna talk OX again..

I'm like the Secret Garden, the way I deliver these is enchanting
Keeping it discreet like the children's series by Enid Blyton
The way I keep you Nodd-in you'd think that I was a little tod
Especially when walking with weight just like the stomach on Mr. Plod
Just as well because I'm chubby as a ************
Almost fucked a mother but the moll was stuck because I crushed her
I'm just a sucker, but I rarely suck on Chewits, though
Leave that to the tootsie rolls, the floozies and the booty hoes
The coolest pro ever to slide just like a skier
with the flyest diva by sticking two fingers inside the Medina
I'm quite a teaser, but this isn't a movie trailer
So groovy that my next shoes might as well be blue Gators
Every time I write a rap, I make it snappy and jazzy
like a crocodile wearing a pair of Nat King panties
So gang, don't be mad at me if my style is more cool than yours
It's just public views like interviews in Euronews reports
Unfortunately I don't speak any languages except English and French
So stuff your derrière with my miniature wrench
You homosexual, homegrown vegetable
Oh so pitiful, so sick to death of you
that I might as well heave and throw up all over Death's face
and make him get a case heavier than the way that metal's played
I throw a metal in your face, mark my words
And if that doesn't work, I'm putting your Mum in dirt

I've learnt the worst habits of communicating
So stupid like a dude posted against a lamppost urinating
(psssssss) I've gone for a Jewish Bris, it's cool to piss
Although people complain about how rude it is
I'm about to get into some unruly **** and rule this bitch
Even if I have to throw a ruler at the stupid chick
You're gonna chuck me in the cooler fridge?
I'm not Mr. Freeze but I got a Mr. Frostie you can drool on quick
My brother thinks I'm acting irrational; nagga, have an apple
before I chuck a paper atlas at you
"You probably think you have a sense of self-worth 'cause of your autism!"
Yeah, and I'll stick a ******* fork in him!
Do you know what it's like to spend a year in day care
with teachers shouting at you to sit down and stay there?!
"You've been a very naughty boy! No treats for you!"
If I could time-travel, I'd make the fat woman eat my shoe
If I was the same size as her, I would beat her too
Pull her hair off her head and probably pee in her food
It's all good, I'm glad I left that measly school
Now hanging out with real crews sounds feasible

I'm off the books this year
**** a decent guy, you'll met a crook this year
with a lot of attitude and some rudeness this year
This is a new year, so it's right that I change into a brand new stupor
and get a little stupider while drinking some brew and uh
Find a good woman to screw, stick a juicy foot up her
anus, that gluteus maximus
Slash her like I'm Maximo, Maximillius, that backside is worth millions
Max up my libido and dive in her like a lido
Drink up her iron like I was drinking Milo
Shift her here and there like Fred and Charlie shifting
whatever they were shifting, but the song doesn't mention it
Right said Fred, steady as I go now
Let me get up right in there, up the Alamo now
Bend over this chick and make her work it like a show
And have a great deal of rubble land on top of her dome
And right after I've had another cup of good tea
I'll get back into the action and make her buckle her knees
Get her into a pigeon-toed pose while she's wearing an embarrassed face
and standing right there halfway baked
In the nude with her nipples staring at me
Like they just saw my hairy genitals peering happily
And decided to have a woody themselves
More wood than those old school toys that you see put on the shelf