Neverending Rap Battle

in box me proff when you get a chance

Are you kidding? I haven't been back on LetsBeef for about 4 years! That site is out of bounds anyway!

Meet my Smif-n-Wessun's that teaches Cliks some lessons
Like they were sent to boot camp, six feet deep in the trenches
These little wenches doing press-ups on the benches
and they've heaving 'til they're breathless and they wheeze and give out stenches
They don't stop, do they? Not even for two seconds
They don't put a penny in machines to get refreshments
All they want to do is build up what's not even there
and end up tearing lots of holes in their Versace underwear
They must have erections when developing sections
and they're lectured by the therapists in calisthenic lessons
There isn't a guessing, just when they will stop stressing
and worrying about their flesh like they care less about their essence
(Bump) .... ****, I've almost had my face chopped off
The bus driver suddenly decided to make an abrupt stop
Now my nose is sore, what the **** did he have to go and do that for?
Plus he's fat as ****, I can probably see the top of his drawers
.... Anyway, back to what I was saying about flesh
I know that in Romans, it says that if you're carnally minded, then you face your own death
and if you're spiritually minded you have life and peace, chapter 8 verse 6
A emcee cannot live on bread alone
He must go by the Spirit, that's where his lyrics hit home
And that means every man must forego temptation
Instead they want to stick their heads inside their woofer stations

HIGHpro

getting baked up
aint chilling with no fake fucks
bitch you wanna make up
you cant cover your lies with make up
**** a girl
**** the world
******* squirrel
heys slutsss , I know u think im nuts
Bust on you asses all i think is butts
ink an inkin up some incan incantations
linkin up inside a lincoln thinking innovation
in a generation , no looking back just tend ta face it
looking in the eyes a tender faces, enter spaceship
enter greatness placenta , find your center sense a cent of mensa
got them thinking sentimental ... on a hovercraft , I sent my mental
with some witchcraft , I whip tracks, whiplash your bitch ass wit my pencil
im out these these boxes like bento, Im outie , they wanna box its 50 mill n an audi jsst for talks,get a mazarati doing pilates I aint even flexing on ya'll bodies , no values but I stay priceless,, the ice is colder then isis , ima soldier fer life bitch, ima sold ya some nice ish to smoulder ,rolling some tight spliffs , rolling some titans,im tight n rolln my
R's , put my soul in my art , put my soles in ya heart . n kick ya back ta life from the after life whack rapper types only here for the accolytes, when these hoes get ta act'n right, hungrier then a hellhound appetite...3 headed bitches getting ass tonight, after wifey its girlfriend , mistress... rookies its pussy , ya gotta don dotta hit it like a hit list ... mom daughter combo , bucking lines like a bronco , so ******* fine , she could suck a dime through a straw closed , got flows domo arigotto you know I got those, vato dont make me put one in ya nacho , cheese on someone elses quap hoe ,im getting my quaco making it quatro ,


HIGHpro

Dang it's been a while

If you really wanna party with me
Take off your pants and get naughty with me
Let your hair down and let it drop to your knees
Allow me to make Flubber with your buttock cheeks
You got an awesome rump like Donald Trump
A million-dollar butt and I think I want a cut of that, hon'
(What?) Relax, I won't literally cut you up, now THAT would be mucked up
and you would have to lock me up
(*sound of prison door slamming*)
I'm kinda like those incarcerated inmates
looking for a piece of someone to take 'cause they got a face
soon as they enter the cell-block
Feeling like putting on some Elvis socks and performing jailhouse rocks
Watch me shine like a Jacob's watch
I'm kinda like Jacob; when I start cracking, I'm the cream of the crop
And what that means is that when I see a beauty sit her bottom next to me
with those chicken~thigh limbs that she's got
I pull it out and start jamming it left, right and centre
and when I almost reach a climax, I pull off a shot
Now there's drips of Mountain Dew in my shorts - and it's a good thing they're dark
She can't see what the shoot I've just done
I've just been putting some plants while she's looking the op-
-posite direction, it's like she doesn't give a hoot that I've come
Cop my loot and just run soon as the cum's dried up
and now my pants look as good as ******* new for another job

get money get paid
get money get laid
get money get made

get money get paid
get money get laid
get money get made

people start acting funny for the money
birdies chirping , marks get sparked by the parked tinted
counting there money, serve these shots never bartended
tended to my bars,wanna make a quick buck , get ten in ya heart
get ten n ya hard , get pen n spend some time on ya art
mind on an arc, cause I no'ah im a human got no time for these sharks

get money get paid
get money get laid
get money get made

get hungry next plate
get hungry next pay
get hungry next day

people start acting funny for the money
early working,hard as hearts blown apart when it
quits down in ya twenties,you down 1 hundie a hound
any honey around put the money in ya mouth
i'll take that with your caps n fillings
I aint trying to catch no feelings
they say that raps appealing
got bannanas stacked to the ceiling ,
slip once , its a bannana to the back no feeling
got this grammer no bandana go bad santa
no santana , never sweating over frets
know my answer , know my anthem ,no regrets
people dieing over debts , n this **** aint over yet
aint hova yet ,solar over my shoulders stretch
polar over my polo fresh,molars over my old my flows pressed


get money get paid
get money get laid
get money get made

jet money get paid
jet money bombay
jet money on the run way ...

people start acting funny for the money
katt williams for the millions
bill murray for the billions
is yo trill worthy of the trillions
do you dave chapelle sells
chris rock on the block
with some cryst n ciroc
dan akroyd sittin with pac
nothing but trouble
spliffin the crop
nothing but bubble
nothing but humble
I **** you not
bitch you shitzu lots
nothing but rumble
nothing but hundo's for the bubble butt
whats up hoe , you wanna **** or what ?
bring ya boy , ima **** him up
I bring dat joy , dont **** with us
that bank accounts only thing you should ******* trust

get hungry next plate
get hungry next pay
get hungry next day

get money get paid
get money get laid
get money get made

get money get paid
get money get laid
get money get made

jet money get paid
jet money bombay
jet money on the run way ... on the run weigh, on the run weigh.....

Love it.

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE FREESTYLE

Yo, what's the difference between me and you?
[pause] Erm.....
[resume] Skin pigment, hairdo, identity, creed and views?
Your eyes are blue and mine are coloured brown
You have a studio and I don't, you're from Calgary and I'm from London Town?
You're white as a cloud, and I have a tan dimmer than a Milk Tray
but paler than Kunta Kinte
We have two accents but speak the same language, straight smashing
motherfuckers through the wall like ladies' cabinets
You did time in jail, I've been breathing Satan's gassy breath
and gave myself a bad condition much more painful than cancer tests
Two zany rapping vets on an open forum full of other rapping vets
who cash their bets in order to clear their gambling debts
Those who stepped committed suicide with gashes in heads
and scabs in their necks, guns to the guts cut and pump their back full of lead
Prof has been here since 2002
I joined 6 years ago and wow, how I blew
with thousands to spew with the most cutting-edge and powerful moves
I'd make a Power Ranger take off his power suit and cower with gloom
(I'm not fighting him!)
I'm addressing all you cowards in the room chewing your powder and glue
and rudely glowering like a group of cows that go moo
with faces like Neanderthal dudes who just chowed on some poop
and spat it out with your juice after I thrust country flowers at you
What's the difference? Them is pussy, and I gots nuts
I might as well have raped a Snickers bar with Baracus' junk

I acknowledge these apologies that I probably owe you mama
But my ideologies of bad quality so ain’t gona’ show you mama/
I’m just your druggy son walking with a hoody on
Poor but never murdered one the rich have murdered some
Explain what happened in Ferguson/
If money talked it would say a lot of us wont bring you happiness
But a lack of us will definitely make you sad because/
I’ll always be on you mind all the time every day you grind
Till the day you die/
Don’t wana live like that So I fetch it not the legal way yer I’ll theft
it is it evil say what you will I ain’t vexed bitch/
just trying to survive trying to stay alive in this cesspit
take my next hit on this big bong the same size as king kong/
Dulls the brains cause the shits strong stops me thinking if I live long/
Im sitting in misery thinking if I die no one would be missing me look
If I die I don’t end up I no history book/
Look at them on mtv with so much cash and vanity
Man it be cool to have that give it fast to family
Release them from that everlasting agony/
Friends used to be friendly now my enemies trying to put a end to me
Used to be defending me I know one day the end I’ll see/
A gun death thanks to more then some debt heart so cold
Blood don’t run red/

Fed up of ghosting **** it's inappropriate I'm I pro I create the greatest ****
I'm over boasting bitch just smoking this Potent gift got me floating with a ghostly mist,
I'm Holy Ghost smoking holy smoke makes me feel godly Guess I oddly dosed now I'm overdosing
I'm oddly hoping I I'm,
I I'm exposing them I'm over posing Behind there ****
I'm the mind behind there gift
Smoke some more my mind decides to drift,
Lost the rhyme the cost of my costly drug habit
The cost of dimes doesn't cost a dime more costly I'm a thug addict
Addicted to LSD acid rap slap a tab on my tongue
Now I'm rapping acid rap slap a fag with my gun.

LOLOL loved it homie , your a beast

poppin pills , gone copperfield , give a **** how coppers feels , they always tryn cop a feel,tryn to iron out ya issues is you , python snaking on my ions , im on , never fallin off it throw my profits in a mosh pit ma fuckers gone get dropped kicked ,dj drop it, pop n lock it, girl pop some popi in ya pocket,acid in ya eyes molly wanna cracker,prolly wanna hollywood after ... ya'll actors , can get F'd and never be a factor , im a nuclear reactor ,so radio active im killing cockroaches , you wanna talk roaches ,roll a loosely outta yelawolfs ashes , this ivorys fantastic you eye'n me reminding me why I got this drive in me that whip lashes.. bitch asses ...my shoes kill , I kick caskets, learns some new skills,trip wrap it,put a bow tie on top gift wrap it ,pussy just like a keg , jsst tap it .. I dont give a half **** , its all or nothing ....thats it ... yo cut the feed ...

HIGHpro

I spit jewels at the drop of a hat, while you go back to the drawing board
Now the tennis ball's in your court
Really, I kill at will, with this evil skill, I'm ill, feeding gorillas with bitter pills
until they begin feeling Achilles' heels
I burn the midnight oil and put a chink in your armour
and leave you in the dark like your spirit suffered spiritual karma
The funny type to get tall emcees bent out of shape
I throw some light into their grim state and call it a day
(Good morning!)
It's sore how motherfuckers always got to have a cow
without calming down like alcoholics always out of order
and out of control while they're downing large amounts of Bordeaux
going past the border like a clan of foreigners trying to cross to California
Half a pound of marijuana smoke exported straight from the hand to the mouth
and feel my ass go down south
My legs sleep with the fishes, my brain pushes up daisies
Mad crazy like the crane you see in Pink Panther, baby

ey guess who's back ya'll? hit me up with something i need to get in shape again

your style is "slurred" so you'll MISS THE TARGET..shootin "fake" CLIPS but i DODGED IT..all I did was stand cuz you wouldn't bring "beef" if you worked SHIFTS in da MARKET!!/you rap as if your leader but you know you aint ALPHA YET..you sound KINDA STRETCHED cuz "Q never come b4 C" jus like da ALPHABET!!/if "rap depended on life" you'll be in WINTER STARVIN..your in decline: SIMPLE FALLIN cuz everytime I read this bimbo's "simple "**** it takes me back to KINDERGARDEN!!/there is nothing "banger" a BOUT YOU..so how bout I come and "punch" you in your MOUTH DUDE..invite your crew (1 guy) to your HOUSE TOO.."someones gonna suck my dick"..lets see what YOUR SPOUSE DO!!/after I kill you Ima go on to the NEXT HATER cuz ima "CHESS PLAYER"..your not even a pawn bitch..your a SPECTATER!!/this "boy aint real" cuz QUINCY IS A SPOOF..listen "whitney" your **** sounds soft like Mariah CAREY IN THE BOOTH!!/your punches just "made me laugh" YOUR A JOKE.."talk is cheap" but damn your **** WAS BROKE!!(ouch)!!/I guess this this battle was "true comedy" cuz COMEDY IS THE ****..ima PRODIGY IN THIS BITCH..so quincy tell me??..how does it feel to get RE-BODIED BY A KID!!..is said re_body cuz this mofo DESERVES 2 LOSSES..since he mentioned professor he's been BURNED BY 2 BOSSES!*_*..my latest rap battle lol

shut up with your bitten style insolent child
putin emcees in the dirt with a convincing smile
your bitchin is foul..my smithen is found..put cases in your head..DESTINGUISH THIS CLOWN
..you cant step to me..you better be ready B
cuz I come steadily with 9 gripped heavily
to detach your head from your shoulders you see?
nah cuz great is something youll never be!!
coming off the dome used to be whack now im nice
obie trice shootin ice in the baskets..meaning im putting you faggots in caskets BASTARDS.
listem bitch you got no hope..write something dope when I take a toke from this smoke and then ill body this nigga .im a hobbyist nigga..meaning its my hobby to take the shotty to make him call his mommy nigga..all I need to say is im hard to the core..i ball to the store..you fall to the floor..its a story whoever want beef?? we can GO TO WAR...simple **** off my head

(using your rhyme scheme)
you tellin smith and Wesson to a veteran
I been in boot camp sumwhere you never been
used to be my homey but I surpassed you
that's cruel that I leave and look what I come back too
a challenge from some underated emcee
coming against me with "ill" cuz you got HEP C
in case you didn't know that was a disease
so please get off the trees off ya knees and speak with ease
im going easy on you like America vs the Vietnamese
lol some **** off the top..funny thing cuz I tell that to the guy in the barbershop
im hard to stop..you call a cop nothing happens so like rain you gonna drop
im a advanced lyrcist..adhanced physicist .examine your body structure and then BLAM..you gotta live with it
yo homey this aint nothing but a freestyle..
watch me smile ..walk away as If I starred in 8 mile..dome

awww ****....professor in this bitch
*click* lets see what I erase with this clip
going basic as **** off the top givin ya face a lift(facelift)
listen dude...your like the only person I remember
not as a professor but more like a sexual offender
givin students a lecture of how to be better
but then I sever your head cuz im clever
too hot for the weather..im going for the belt bruh
why don't I tell ya...how I slash like Zelda
evil like crewella..never been better..coming off the top cuz he soft like a feather

..lol...much love..just freestylin...this site represents my first rhyme
rhyymin fine and fightin crime..that old me was left behind!!!
lol..off the top...battle anyone??..willing to see how good everyone is *_*

You came to bring the pain, hardcore to the brain
But you're still so fruity you bring an orange to shame
You try to use my rhyme scheme, but our styles don't corroborate
You're not weak sauce - but it looks like your porridge is stained
Samyboy is a veteran, a narcissist killer
But he's still out of place like the zombie in Thriller
Once I drop a bomb on him like the Bomberman figure
Sam'll be all over the field like a four-hitter pitcher
Gun bars, gun bars, and more ******* gun bars
So I'll change the subject and talk about your mother's Wonderbra
Plumped her up, got her in bed and started to dance with her
Then threw her all over the master bedroom like a bar mitzvah
I spun her like a dreidel, ate her up like Gretel
Then served her like a ladle until she became the colour hazel
You're a pussy, trying to come against a roaring lion
When you were told to strike while the iron's hot, you literally knocked the iron
You come here thinking you're the ****, you're sort of lying
Because you got an ego so big you can fit a Ford Orion
Samyboy can bend this? I've seen you flip relentless
when you were flipping burgers during your shift at Wendy's
Yo, and if 8 Mile is going to be something to end this
I've just written Samy B Rabbit off of my checklist

....... Meh.