Neverending Rap Battle

This is a killer tool of mine, it makes me cry, "Do or die!"
A super fly guy walking around with Jimmy Snuka's eyes
Some may be like Jackie Chan and ask me, "Who am I?"
You believe I'm unworthy? Well, you swines can just lose the lies!
I'll backsmack you with a pool stick until I bruise your thighs
and you walk around like Bambi, looking like you've been euthanised
Stupefied by the mysteries that my books define
kinda like the Virgin Mary being blessed by the good from up High
You radicals wanna get rad with me? Dude, that's fine!
I'll roller-blade over you and put you through the sewage lines
You've just made a close encounter with the gruesome kind
I'm not an alien, goddammit, I'm a junior guy
who is mistreated like bad strands on a woman's mind
But try and split hairs, I'll push back your wig and make you lose your life
You'll have extensions on that toup with so much juice inside
that you're gonna have to use a fine remover to shampoo it right

My rhymes are like bricks;
Once I throw them through your window, you're shattered
Even your body explodes like little atom bits scattered
It doesn't matter, because the matter rests like when you're clapped in your fat head
and your legs get spread across the mattress
Rappers are high-profile, but have a flat head
The screwdrivers belong in the toolbox, you half-wit
My knowledge, you can't match it
like DMX trying to do a Christmas song with Johnny Mathis
The sole in my shoe keeps a ************ tapping
I'm like a door-knocker when I'm rapping
Rat a tat tat, like Jacob Marley when he's staggering
Trying to give Scrooge the gooses walking up the ramps
I'm let loose like a convict in a prison when he's well-behaved
Crazy like '90's punks skipping in a techno rave
high off the product that gets them erect
I make a record skip like video games when they reset
Healthy as a veteran vet who never oversteps
by taking risks; you wonder whether he'll ever be dead!
No, I'll never be dead
Even if I die, the Holy Spirit keeps me alive and sharing the bread
with my fellow friends, even though their temper is shifty
And they insult me verbally like Ren does to Stimpy (You filthy swine!)
My animations are cartoonish when I'm loopy
Loony like Bugs and Daffy when they're grooving in their movies
Blowing **** up, my vocab's explosive
and implosive like bottles of Coca with flow in it
So when I'm angry, you know I'm always showing it
because it's written rough with words like "bastard" and "hoe" in them

Check it
I'm like a cat on a hot tin roof, 'cause when I step in the booth
I get a rush like drills in the tooth when it gets through the roots
Incredible like a Dynamo magic trick
Watch me surprise the baddies quick and get them jumping high just like Gadget sticks
Make them all catch a sick headache and pop some Vicodin like addict chicks
until they spaz in fits and undergo manic shifts
They panic and quip
like they witnessed a poltergeist pull off a tactic
all while the rappers weren't looking causing them faggots to defecate in their pants and ****
It's unexplainable how everybody's on some rapping ****
Just because they wear Adidas clothes along with some matching kicks
Then they go and adapt a character by watching some classic flicks
like Scarface and put on a Montana accent and act like gangster kids
I'm smacking emcees on some Super Smash Bros. ****
Suckers get psycho-crushed and Double Dragon punched to bits
I got the Jimmy Lee knee kick to this cheap witch
and make him flee quick just like little fleas in a breeding bitch
Believe in this just like you give your heart to Jesus and not the Yeezus
I deliver hotness through the wires of your speakers
Guaranteed to get your balls leaking like petrol engines
Just a second, brethren, I just murdered this like a Lebanon veteran

put the time in , grindin , till both sides of the blade are blinding ..
right in front of your face what you cant see this diamond...Bling Bling
shout out tink tink and any emcee making um think ,think about
the **** they say and just Blink Blink ..slurring lets just drink drink

my mind state like my grind state getting boosted like ferrari crime rates
goodbye fakes, get out my face.

you gotta chance gotta take it
you wanna be patient get put in a hospital ya fake bitch
as a kanine made of latex
you want it , you gotta take it
You need it ? then why you waitin?
Praying to god or saten
say ten prayers a day till cremation
ever since creation , cream making
eve tasting my seed , grow some kids in her thoat
blow some cees ....ease , sacrafice a goat
if you believe,your the greatest of all time
times that by 99 n you got what im
you bitches aint problems robbing my baby gravy
probally taste like rabies with rabies , with gacy
clowning on anyone who face me ,
went from broke as the A.C.
heated to , chilling with some B.C..
Boys know ima Beastie...E's like Eazy
girls with double DD's pleasse me
smoke my weedies till im weezing like weezy
greaassy as a trailer park ,boys playing yeeezy
next song jeezy , next song j kwon tipsy ,
fingers in the sticky icky roll up slickly n blaze ya quickly
went from working at rickys , getting jerked in ma dickies
well girlie jerkin my gurkin for dick cheese ... stomach thinking Mc' D's

I don't make rebel music, this is levelled music
Acapella music, without bass or trebles, stupid!
Something to get the ghetto grooving, and that would make a change
instead of people finding excuses to get so foolish
We're fighting for a unified country
that brings together Asians, negro dudes and white honkeys
'Cause every day the world is full of vile folly
Gangsters, put the guns down and find you some fine holly
Mobsters, stop shooting and looting and tie poppies
to your suits and represent truth, life and jolly-ness
**** it, if you want, light a pound of 'cess
Get that violence out of your head, and say "no" to stress
Though it seems that I'm stating the obvious
I just want to survive in a nation that's prosperous
Even if they're Catholics, Quakers or Protestants
As long as it's a world where they don't engage in arguments
so easily, and cats are quick to break a wall down
Pull out guns over bullshit and say "It's war now!"
Like Prof said, let's all have McDonald's
and settle this beef over Happy Meals right under the Arches

Loose Cannon

I've been let out of the cage, my spirit is filled with rage
Not because I get it from Jesus (Haysoos), [Satan's] set me ablaze
Right now I want to knock out some ******* clown and dump them underground
and let them get run on like public transport to London Town
They pull the guns out and jump them when I come around
all because they wonder which butt I'm gonna be touching down
For every pillow that I plump, I get jailed in the gallows
more times than Christians say prayers to the Saints and the Hallows
Hail Mary, full of grace, please pull me back
before I smack this hypocrite stone dead with a wooden bat
and clean crack her skull back so bad that people will think she's got cancer
because of the monster lump that she's got intact
I feel like C-Murder who's been placed on arrest
I might as well go to work in a strait jacket and an armoured vest
P-Bodied for a Price, but my name isn't Sean
Knocked out of the box like a round of Skully in this game that I'm on
Yet I got spontaneous charm that brings instantaneous calm
A psychotically odd MC that drops miscellaneous bombs
Confusing the **** out of these rappers like when God scattered the nations across
and got them speaking strangely like Asians in Guam

I was there before sittin
wit the rest the dogs bitchin
till my palms started itchin
no food or moms in the kitchen
looking more crossed then a christian
came acrossed inhibitions
inhabiting intuition
then I started acting things into fruition
I pay respects , I aint paying tuition
I get paid , cause I came spraying ammunition

what hoe
just wanna **** hoe
get that nut hoe
pistachoes
you suck hoe
nasty hoes
dont even ask me bro
backseat hoes
always trying to drive the conversation
acme hoes
all over your face like acne hoes
adios... over the audios
leaving dead bodies hoes
claiming billions a lives a year
drive the mazarati flow ,ducatis rolls
Naughty hoes
party hoes
do daughter n her mommy bro
spit dummy flows , and get brains
spit money no hand to hand exchange for a honey,
four to the 20 keep blazing for the hunnies
im counting the hundies, she collecting her undies from the collection
buddy , you better stay strapped wit protection when it get bloody
bitch you get slapped wit n erection , **** me , no **** YOU
Im just giving the people something to bust to, when she busty
and you bust through, the rest your homies rode the bus too
My brains mush dude , do mush ,doobs , puff , some new stuff

who the **** you think you was , cant out drink my buzz
so mind ya b's , thank you for reminding me , im at the last supper of a dynasty , one of the last of a diein breed , from an era were we fight to try n breathe, nowadays society , word rather die,then heed the words of the wise
squirt some pearls in her eyes , breaking down the wall, she got them berlin thighs ,homie on that suburban grind , SUBS HERB AN GRIND ,superb sub Blurring My vision, will I win the Split decision .split my dick in some coinjoined twins ,**** the pigs till they oinking ,no ointment ,Bust over a C.O. before I go to another P.O. appointment Hoe,with a joint lit bro ,

yo was up everyone hope you remember me im back for and im staying I see every has gotten better cool here I go

free style......

huh look....
when I come you know I bring the heat
no easy feat when i skip the beat
feelin fresh as ice...
calm down homey don't bring the knife
if you value your life
im a fuckin devil who cant settle on the low level
im like hansel n Gretel in fast 7...bitch i push the metal
going turbo in that pussy till its fertile
with my cum squrting like squirtle
looks like i got the judges panel
im too hot to handle
my **** is fire ..just call me a candle
for you scandals
huh.....
i will dismantal your whole project
did you receive the ransom from your moms yet?
got her alone deep throatin
give you the phone
so you can hear ya mom choking
just jokin
lol
i smoke the blunt
bro i grew up
from a screw up
you saw your pussy when i threw up
from the scuba...
dive, have you bitches thinkin she alive
askin god why? cuz she constantly ride
this D, have obsessed wit me,your like bro you gotta be
kidding me ....**** .....your mom is takin lead

lol


look...
bro it was her idea
put the plan together as if she was purchased by Ikea(store)
turns out it was a scam... you own fam teamed up wit lil sam
to get this ham
by ham i mean cheddar as in the chesse
smoking trees ,have ya mom on her knees
huh

i know that last line was played out
but just tryin to tell you how i came about
got her ass down and she tryin not to shout
lol

Nice to see ya back homie

good to be back bro

kick you so hard you swallow ribs
kids get hit wit the hallow tips
nasty lil samy killin colledge cripts
take a trip wit molly's hips
talkin bout the drugs
goin in cribs killin the thugs
who want a slug?
push ya weave back
give you a heart attack
like a satan rubbin on a sweet sack
...sack of these nuts
talkin bout these drugs
go make a nigga relapse for once
huh freestyle

rolling up the rollies , illin wit parolies.. muthafuck the police ,
double **** the phoneys, double dutch ya homies , Bubble butt can blow me .

ya'll dont know me, just wish ya did , if ya did, you probally wouln't wanna
less you need some marijuana , DQ , Be cool , and hoe you can get the D2 ...
im done with the quacks , seen the mighty duck, the strong weak,aphrodite slut , pulling her nighty up ..dirty hoe , its time to tidy up , durrty flow , am I grimey what ? pull my nut out her gut and drop some fresh **** .. **** you just like the next bitch , I just like the neck its time to stretch it , , just like my ex bitch, too many X hits , an she looking for an exit, im looking for some fresh tits , ma a lil squirt a freshness on your breath jsst let it drip down to your breast'ta'siz

fresh proff

im laying low ,bro i gotta get off the grid
getting this dough,from the eye in the pyramid
got to get rid
of what i did in Madrid
offered the life so i took the bid
off this silly kid
now the feds tracking my digits
hiding with midgets using my widgets
just to get the daily weather
i play fairly,
never
your a fairy
im just crazy better
..huh grab the pin off the frag
shove it in your chin so you can begin nibbling you fag
your head in a bag ,sittin next to the mag
clean my hands wit the rag ,blood drippin off the note pad
huh...

Virgin Sacrafice

Intro
HIGHpro tha Dro Lord -SOE
Shout out to the Original Trap Jesus
Ray Ray
SMOKE ONE


CHORUS
Hailmary full of grace
inhale mary full of grace

sitting at the last supper
hungry as pac on death row mutha fucka's

VERSE 1
this a virgin sacrafice
sack'r once , sack'r twice
said she was sack religous
know im down with shortys
lil devils horny macking midgets
hell cerebus smacking bitches
cant believe she was a virgo
beat the pussy till blood flowed purple
mix the kush seeds wit some urkel
got mary jane cremating
succubus , suck a dick how the CREAM tasting
******* quick ******* chick , wanna nut the ******* clique
on some usher **** , ima bust her lip..rhyme on some busta ****
shes doing lines on the bus n flip'n candy.
Im going through her phone to bone and invite the family
**** a grammy , get a ******* handy ,from her mother
well her ******* granny , giving me a gummer, well i bust on nanny 's fanny
plan B a handful of ambi's mixed up in the candy ....
oops ,another angel fell on a devils dick ...
doing kegels giving the head a lick
does it taste like heaven yet ?


CHORUS
Hailmary full of grace
inhale mary full of grace

sitting at the last supper
hungry as pac on death row mutha fucka's

VERSE2
dont mean to insult ya
put you on the ulter
altered bloodier then an ulcer
leaking salsa ... she spicy
get a virgin squirtin , she likely
servant the serpant ,tryn wifey
High pro , pack the dro of mary
sacrafice half a bowl ,for rappers souls
tossed to raptor souls ,running it since rapture, "Pro"
she a virgin,bro , its a boneyard in the back her throat
Oh lord, she can eat a dick
give her the metre stick in sunday school
eating sundaes cool
this for all the non beliebers , you may not believe in justin
when Im bustin .. I'll Be leavin you ...
give her cane cause she's able
flows is moses split the red ocean
roses on the bed , thorns next to the horns on the head
whores on the head
lord she raisin the dead
leave her boom Baptized
with a taste of the bread

CHORUS2
Hailmary full of grace
inhale mary full of grace

sitting at the last supper
hungry as pac on death row mutha fucka's

VERSE 3
weeden chillin in eden eve bin eatin
fruits of labour
fruits of knowledge
you can eat my
fruit of looms
flow noahs arch
soles apart , she want a sun like a solar spark
spill a lil blood of christ
someones getting ass tonight
appetite to fill a holy spirit
from now to till the afterlife killin it , jssst a rappers life
oh lord , dro lord , momma shoulda wrapped it twice
flows is moses split the red ocean
roses on the bed , thorns next to the horns on the head
soak brodies daughter
In holy water
Homie outta


CHORUS 3
Hailmary full of grace
inhale mary full of grace

sitting at the last supper
hungry as pac on death row mutha fucka's

Thank You Trap Jesus
Thank You Versace Jesus
Dro Lord Out ... SMOKE ONE

I got demons inside a me ,diarys necronomicron dieties, die'n these pages bloody as mary
smash bubbly over ya tooth fairy's ,two
ey yo , its High pro roll up smoke ya bible , smoke a god ,smoke a rival, leave nothing but a smoking rifle ,smoke a eifel , towering


dro lord oh lord aint looking for no one to save me
drive like mine aint goin less then 180
hotter then hell, my sneaks runs hades
shadier then shady
they want a beezelbub
I want more bills thens gates
got some evel thoughts like they need a god
my kenevel need some cake
Hip hop junkie the needles break
this the game of life im all in
inner demons found a higher callin
jekyll whip a lil Hyde in the cauldron
smoke hydro till poseidon fallin
raise the roof when the skies are fallin
an angel on my shoulder
a devil on my shoulder
still got my head on my shoulders
and they better think twice
some twins saying redrum ,
I say lets drink till its murder
honey you hungry for a burger
if looks can kill ,she just got away with murder
**** throwing rice
throw a right
throw a left
married to the game
never throw a fight
cause we flowing to the death
smoked grimm reefer with a reaper
celly' cant sell me ****
turn on the telly can't tell me ****
surfing the waves ,look around like why you so jelly fish
ya'll think im r kelly pissed , mach a makevelli quick
till im bloodspillin , killin it like deathrow affiliates
I philly it
you HIGH nuff , you feel me yet

good ****

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