theprofessor
 
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Reply Thu 19 Feb, 2015 09:25 pm
@theprofessor,
Poor minded rich in heart , now matter how much they bleed thyne memory banks , Always remember im willing to spark ...
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Illustraight
 
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Reply Mon 23 Feb, 2015 07:25 am
@theprofessor,
My mind is on fire, and fried up with barbed wires
Tied up with hard tyres and hived by starving tigers (*roars*)
That's how absurd it is; it doesn't get any worse than this
Probably no worse than a church clerk being jerked for turning kids
(Paedo!)
I've been stressed, I've been distressed and I've been dressed
like a mess like someone's eyes when they've just been on the 'cess
I don't spit, I retch like a wretch when she's dead
after digesting certain refreshments and letting it get to her head
(I'm drunk! *vomits*)
My set is like an extension cord that's daisy-chained
There always has to be power everywhere and silly names proclaimed
until someone pulls the plug on them just by cutting their current
and brushing them under the carpet
and once their power stops, they're forgotten (Bye bye)
So what you players think of me doesn't make a difference to me
I'm just a plain, simple MC who respects the way of humility
So suck my dick if you bench-ladies can't get with me
You can find twenty-five ways to hate and still be forgiven, G
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Illustraight
 
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Reply Mon 23 Feb, 2015 07:41 am
@theprofessor,
I look like a bitch? Sure, I look like the ****
'cause I've got a fat food-gut, plus my chest look like some tits
I call them the manboobs that manhandlers can't handle
Whether I'm a dog or a cat, I still can't get dismantled
I'm smashing it just like a empty cabinet
breaking down rappers always on some MC Hammer ****
Try to touch me and it'll be the ******* death of you
and all of your disciples will have to come and bury you
They'll ******* carry you like bags stuffed with vegetables
Embalming fluid, tulips and a box of sketching tools
Your face drawn on the wall, your obituary read out
"HERE LIES MC SO-AND-SO, AN UNEDUCATED SELL OUT"
Don't **** with men, don't even **** with women
Because both of them will dump you and someone will catch you swimming
And all that you'll have in the world is your life-jacket
A person had their own style, and you tried to match it
theprofessor
 
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Reply Tue 24 Feb, 2015 07:34 pm
@Illustraight,
Hey homie none of that was directed at you Very Happy nothing but love Very Happy
theprofessor
 
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Reply Tue 24 Feb, 2015 11:30 pm
I sacaraficed sacrafice for my sack
so I would never have to sacrafice that
some would say im sack religous
so i pull my dick out an smack some bitches-HIGHpro

Illustraight
 
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Reply Wed 25 Feb, 2015 01:33 pm
@theprofessor,
I know it wasn't. Wink Trust me, I'm an MC who loves to go impromptu.
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theprofessor
 
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Reply Thu 26 Feb, 2015 08:52 pm
@theprofessor,
Im just a thought that dropped in my mommas twat
conceived in lahr , heathen breathin bars
heatin cigars , demon he's bin born couple miles outside hel
H . E . Double L , for too many times I lost it
found in a mosh pit
kept getting fired
till I decided to boss it
pencil through ya mental
to the instrumental tempo
talk **** better then a dung beetle
Hip Hop junkie ,pens n broken needles
swallow your pride an choke yea ego
swallow yo eyes , you better watch ya fico
my shiiit lethal ,make a killing off placebo's
when im feelin villian chillin bald eagle
illin willin children moms an pops
go grab a gun an shoot a cop
I dont a ****, like you sluts
Im just here to bust and get my nut
succubich you just sucked my dick , I aint gonna kiss you
aint my problem , thats a clitorous issue
is you
mis used
miss use this , excuse
if you want some diick tissues ...
you clowns cant fit my shoes..
your crowns cant fit my head
so i put my dick in a princess mouth instead
Im cumming for the kingdom , gunning for the kingdom
running for the income , to get funding for the outro
having fun n im out yo , smokin endo , out door
like an out house ,with out doors , you can see this shiiit
man you believe this **** , already have mo strikes then addidas kicks
I dont need this fetus shiit , baby ,you need a soother ... eat a dick ..
you need a super jesus , if you want me believein pricks who say there going to cross me
bitch you doggs need , some blue light pK and God Seed ... and you still aint Got me
aint rollin the dice an playing yahtzee .. rollin my soul n life n playing Yaught scene ...
like how ya'll still sleeping? n im the one whos got dreams ... Wake up smell the coffee
theprofessor
 
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Reply Sat 28 Feb, 2015 03:17 pm
born with a used brain , hussein , who's sane
worn with a bruised frame,
a war with two thangs
know blood suckers you will loose fangs
record with the butane
two tanks , toupe when I lupe
death certificate got a due date
**** the pigs what you gonna do babe
I aint gonna do bae , gunner gun her two mags
whacha gonna do rag on ya do rag pussy
I do bag a few bags kushy
you douche bags fags put it up ya tooshie still ain ****
anus , jsst anal ,
lames jsst , dont get the langauge , till they languish with an angel
,tryn ta label us with a label ,stutter mo gutter then some draino

HIGHpro


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Illustraight
 
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Reply Sat 28 Feb, 2015 04:15 pm
@theprofessor,
When I compose this verse, it sounds just like Beethoven's 1st
Once the drama kicks in, guaranteed to make some boners twerk
I go to work, unleash a plague of locusts on these loathsome jerks
Travel through the zone and leave the chaperones alone and hurt
Render them incapable like they don't have a leg to stand on
Confuse these upstarts like nerds ready to get their maths on
Get them leaking lots of fluids just like wetting tampons
These so-called vets get stamped on like mail that's franked and sent to Gabon
Make expensive gambles more reckless then can be handled
Get left broken and dismantled without a pence to bank on
Rappers who exalt themselves get humbled
and rappers who humble themselves get exalted to a better standard
A lot of motherfuckers put themselves on top of others
kinda like a session between seven homoerotic brothers
Giving each other hummers, bumming one another
whilst they're bumping Boy George and Pet Shop Boys through the subs of their Hummers
While iron sharpens iron, so does the pen to my pad
Make a new mark hoping the lead on the pencils will last
You think I'm using big words? Well, let me stencil my raps
and make you understand the big picture like putting it on IMAX
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theprofessor
 
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Reply Sat 28 Feb, 2015 08:21 pm
@theprofessor,
ya'll got venereal material n im so so cereal killing my cherrios , im social serial , put my dick in ya moms mouth , it aint a closet so you'll never cum out . dumb out on tracks hoes giving me brains , koniak on wax ,yak full contact immortal kombat ,im sick a this whacks icarus , getting heated,quick ta flick a bic , quoteing scriptures that I burned with a mixture of weed oil n liqour elixer.. bitch you say your sicker ,
sick um,dogg your streets covered in vaso
assh0le only way your city slicker
I dont beg to differ
I make a difference
swishers clean as swiffer,,,
hoes its goin down like zippers
hold it down like liqour
Hov knows a poets sound My jigga
oh No , flow go n drown my figures
I dont pack a pistol , my raps official
... ma fuckers pack ya ass with crisco
you aint slick **** , fake bitch ... Kanine blow up doll
only time ya'll have the balls to bust nines
Nien jsst ask the german consulate ... im on some shiiiiit ...
Shize .... Rhymer Jose ... beef on a Kaiser. side of OJ
simpsons the only thing im watching all day till my balls grey
or bald , what ya'll say ? im more appauled at ya'll palbearers , haul the bodies off the new era ,in the mall getting mauled by malt , error
terror tear a tara out these byters ... this is for real rhymers
in cyphers , triple 9'ers flipping the script for lifers
baby you aint the shiit , check yo diapers
chin check ya exo wouldnt make an echo
you still look like a marc ... cheap Knock offs , get knocked off
bitch ur getting silver like ya a lycan heart ,
when I silva , vanilla thrill the thriller in manilla
chiller lionheart n I aint lieing grindin diamond shards
supplying the minds a spark myan mineing minding my own art
.....

HIGHpro













theprofessor
 
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Reply Sun 1 Mar, 2015 05:41 pm
@theprofessor,
warp speed vorhies with a forty , just took the tour keys an the tour bus
touring these bullshit stars like a taurus , bout to start a forrest fire , you four is griffin , hit them like forrest griffin doing the chicken..chick chicka grim reefer , aretha that R ta T ... you aint harmin me , eh canadians harmony out of captain americas armory ...caption rappin phenomons go def con till they deaf smoking leprachaun zest , lebanons best, primus is optimus opting the optimal decepticons death ... third Eye Rep .. Bottomless pit step... Hip Hop aint had a god in this **** yet , 90% these hustlers Bustas ... soon as the camera on they cam ron and Dipset ... I **** with Hip hop till my dicks wet .

HIGHpro
theprofessor
 
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Reply Sun 1 Mar, 2015 06:21 pm
@theprofessor,
chea
theprofessor
 
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Reply Mon 2 Mar, 2015 03:13 am
@theprofessor,
cops

better watch yo six when po-lease
pull yo Lease
dogg they chain ya, n try an pull yo leash
run in yo crib put a gun in yo rib
killing the mom n the kids , blame it on the dad
never give it to ya when you ask for the name up on there badge
occifer what the fucks a warrant , reason for you to start warring
shooting peoples getting boring now your scoring off junkies
and shooting up , money hungry rolling stoners for munchies
what the ****
cops all bug me swat um bloody
shits gotten rotten ,gotham batman cant even solve the problems
rappin's evolving , from battling to brawling , It a war we all in
wardens get bought
prosecutor shot
police get got
what you gonna do when they roll up on yo block
with there fo fo unlocked , cocked , ready for the six o clock news spot
that badge on there vest mean another death add to there record of success , So I suck cess, thinking holy **** like ma nuts jssst slipped out a nuns dress... blessed...claim they under deress when they rapeing a girl gettting under her flesh, putting her under arrest , cardiac , an get a plaque up on the hall wall of ya new office , all she got was a wall aersol'd by a graf'er listenen to paul wall , breaking down the berlin getting graphic, well another brother getting skin grafted ,tendon reattachment , tend to believe in freedom think we need to reenact it
keep it active







theprofessor
 
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Reply Tue 3 Mar, 2015 04:42 am
@theprofessor,
im inappropiate ,dj injectin opiets, unlike snow white im not on dopeys dick ,assault these slugs on the podium , sodium , souls become dependant on immodium ,slowly digest the petroleum , ya`ll jelly , im getting butter like a homies lung pffn gutter, getting homer, Doh,its in the chromosomes smoking till im comatose , almost ghost, my spirit bringing me back to life from the afterlife with almond toast cause I have ta write,appetite for rapping cyphs,the passion like passive aint lasting , the passivist`s even getting mad n ****... thinking Foot Ball, that madden kick ... I object to treating women inanimate.they smoking like the cannabis , light the cannabis ,life is cancerous, growing till it kill ya, iller artists , filling carpets when I gnarf sick,I aint feel ya carcus atilla for the huns my hun hunter s Chompin , Hundred S Thompsons , Im getting Action like bronson,rapping like compton rapper chapters had me spacing to nappa , smoking that nag champa. toking that bag gamma,hammerd grammers getting crucifix`d ...jesus would you rather a bannasplit or a bannana clip , crystal like amethyst , or pistols n blamming pissed off ,bite the pillow biter your shits soft... your ever feel like your prick boss , is spacing its time for lift off , lift up the liqour,sixer`s till your shittered,anyone say they sicker they a Bitch dogg , Sick um ... Blow a Zip , or hold a dick in ya swollen lips till ebola hits ... ya colon rips.. an you fucks finally start flowing shiiit ..from the heart.
theprofessor
 
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Reply Fri 6 Mar, 2015 03:16 am
@theprofessor,
Killer atilla Hun, ya'll filler n I dont feel ya , Field ya Flanders ,well im on my simpson grind , getting doh,pimpin rhyme , get ta stepping hoe,grimey till I can buy me a second home, for my shoes fortitude, for my crew I rep , Next nexus gets jacked fast as a fat ass necklace, **** showing affection ,blood suckers aint showing reflection,showing my chosen my profession , flowing over the best n ... leave ya colons with open intestines , dope n the fresh in the flesh is blessed , knowin the essence know when ta F it , no , noone in question, or second guessin , who best is ... test this testical ... Tested ... 2 nuts , twice as crazy as you fucks in the aslyum , im Dope , sneak me in to rehab, with my dj on the needles , beyond placebo,everything im on illegal... Ill egos ..amigo dont want it with me bro,Burrito down to the knee's grow, ease , painting an easel, with blood im evil,fico matter invetro rappers , dorrito snackers ..cheesey crackers still getting chips , now wolves are getting bricks from pigs ... tryn ta Blow the house down , bullet hole the father n spouse now ,then lock up the kids to get loused down, like down in louse , lets burn down the white house ... and turn it into a garden , right now your only fertilizing lies n desguisin all the violents growing stupid ... seeing no love some thug shooted through cupids eyelids.. my third iris in pyrex on auto pilot... captains in the bathroom , dropping some fly **** , fine diamond grindin at its finest , fine dineing the wine list ... finding defining devine god its timeless... rolex or timex its not byist .. your choice if you buy it ... royce if I roll it , dro if I flip it ,whip it n gold it , go grip midas twist it , ignited potent ... know yo potential ...flowing poseidon ... splat a rodent mental ... with my old credentials

HIGHpro
Illustraight
 
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Reply Fri 6 Mar, 2015 07:33 am
@theprofessor,
There are several religions, each with its own independent of missions
but all point to the selfsame perdition and Heavenly Kingdom
No two ways about it, us humans will never stop slipping
without ever levelling positions and repenting for sinning
Take a look, angry couples will forever be tripping
and surrendering to the flesh that's inquitious
by doing whatever that springs in their heads
and putting themselves in positions and then they bitch
that everything else is so hectic to live with
It's pathetic, since when the Gehenna did intelligence sink in?
Some of us learn lessons, it's a question how we've never stopped thinking
We deal with a lot of things, and death takes some prevalence in it
The Bible says that we're sinners and there's some evidence in it
For example, some [Caucasians] develop Eminem gimmicks
that doesn't suit them, and some [Asians] like dressing as idiots
This is why Jesus said, "Be like the snake but innocent as the dove
Beware of wolves that dress in sheep's clothes"
Nowadays, gangsters are pussies, and pussies are gangsters
and dogs are cats like coochies, and the hoochies are bandits
You don't know who to trust, that's probably the reason why some of us
choose to withdraw from life and prosper as monks
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Illustraight
 
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Reply Fri 6 Mar, 2015 07:34 am
@theprofessor,
I'm like Evil Ryu with uppercuts; my punchlines can tuck one up
and leave a guy crushed like pastry pies at Upper Crust
My attitude is calm, but inside I'm a jungle truck
full of angry commandos ready to shoot people
(Die, you sons of guns!)
I've been this close to dating these wives and ******* sluts
then I might as well have shoved hairbrushes inside their chubby butts
So what the **** is up, apart from the ceiling?
My dick never goes down, it stays up like a biker performing a wheelie
(Weeeeee)
My willy is free, it willingly wees
when it sees chicks spinning with glee
with kickers, knickers and jeans with the kinkiest seams
I'm quite a Billie Jean; every time I kick, my rigidity gleams
brighter than a girl applying skin conditioning cream (L'Oreal!)
Bruce Lee told me to be like water
So I'll crash with your girlfriend for the night and flow some of my skeet juice on her
My ******* mistake, my disorder comes into play
Get it? "Cums"? That probably means your slut is a game
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Illustraight
 
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Reply Fri 6 Mar, 2015 07:46 am
@theprofessor,
Keep it active like a rabbit with a habit of scattering
Scrambling as soon as it sees the fox badger him
Take a nab at him, trying to take a stab at him
like bandit with ratchets which they have grabbed by the barrels
This is a wrap/rap, so wrap it up like you're wrapping a sandwich
or kick some ******* sand at a witch
Watch her go down like quicksand in the Sahara
and blow you like the wind movie starring Scarlett O'Hara
God Almighty, Satan has come by as a llama to harm you
and the Messiah has dropped to alarm you
And I've only got five minutes until I'm due to go down to work
so I'll just make this quick and spit it faster than someone who jerks
for a living; we're all going to hell in a cell
Faster than the pussycat gets kicked in the well
Sing a song a ******* sixpence, pocket full of shells
ready to lyrically hit the next one and hammer him with nails
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Illustraight
 
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Reply Fri 6 Mar, 2015 01:48 pm
@theprofessor,
I'm not Spanish, but watch me flamenco
like a flamingo when it mingles with other singles
kinda like a track in a jukebox
Keep it live like a bandit who shoots cops
or a grandstand band that goes shoo-wop
Keep it gangsta like Tupac without wearing off like the tats on my two socks
Old school like Pac-Man when he chews rocks
{Waka waka waka} Watch my back for those ghosts
lurking in the shadows at most with the back of their shoes chopped
My rhymes are like nickels being flipped in the park
Except they're being flipped on an Internet forum
full of dealers and drug lords, gangsters and barons
I deliver like consignment packages with crack in
Stacking chips in the form of freestyle raps
has never been this rewarding; the only sad thing
is no profit's earned from it
But that's okay, I'm not rapping for money; I just rap for the love of it
So any cheque you're planning to send my way
Write it off and send it off so the children can play
So they can get a new chair, or get some cool hair
Build some new stairs in their houses or some brand new shoe-wear
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theprofessor
 
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Reply Sat 7 Mar, 2015 12:35 am
@theprofessor,
get high do drugs ,, moon thugs , ug muggin in ugs , cause they'll never be stars .. I was locked in bars writting bars on bars eating mars bars , spaceing thinking bout going jason ,Ive bin going hard since the basement , no cocaine an baking soda formulation , freebasing viagra , on the grind stone a free mason..laceing tracks with mase , puffy tied up in the back room , shitty diddy didnt wanna sign me fitty in the bathroom with a buck fifty , none of these rappers wanted to **** with me ,made a mold a my dick , switched it with ya bitches dido, slip it under her pillow , smoking it like brillow , your chick is crack head, leave your chiclets fractured ,I aint waving white flag ,fags I dont give a **** what you might say , hippocrites ,sucking hippo pricks triple thick as Mcdicks milk shake..baby hows the milk taste... leave um covered in baby gravy with that milk face,I will break a BBoy ... ill breaks, bill gates for bills for scrill but I aint into to building gates , billion fakes , Id rather build millions of ways to relate , take fate and **** her raw , well ya screaming **** the law like a ******* god sup allah hungry at the last supper dogg ... im ******* odd aint playing russian roulette aint no reason for rushin crushin a fools neck ,,chicken heads goose neck when I fly by... you wont see me in your systems like iodine,santa gave me coal so long, ms clause is on my north pole doing the diamond grind ...hip hop before 99, youd get popped for those weak lines ,I think we need ta rewind or remind your gynacologist to pry you off a ballers dick ,joking like pryor prior to running the empire became lukes desire ... setting this skywalker on fire ,setting bonfires like gambino , im pro teen sucking on my protein like amino long as there four plus fourteen naw what i mean bro... green means dro , Hoe who you think you going ta blow .. probally the guy with blow, question is will he wait till your eyes are closed ... thats fucked up **** no sodomy..monogamy like jail , really gonna stick a prick in a cell for 25 ta life ... no chance of bail ,theres even a trial , walking down the aisle , any objections ... only stand up guy here my erection ...


 

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