Neverending Rap Battle

That was actually meant for war child, but i see y'all ganging up against Jenius, so i'd team up with him.

what was meant for me ?

The first post on this page

I WILL BATTLE ((ALL)) OF YOU AT THE SAME TIME

If it's your dimension, then it's time to cut the slice
You're about to witness a professsor's body transform to mice
How do you claim ascension, when i said 'thou shalt not rise'
I added the 11th commandment with death as a price,
to pay, if thou shalt hence go on and disobey
trigger-happy with a matchete, time for me to slay

So is that 8 against 1

school um leave um locked in detention
im high as **** no accension

i really monster bars
u willy wonka bars

this aint a pissing contest or your pants would win
you acting cuba gooding

your half assing like someone grabbed your legs an ripped ya
u lack passion u act passivist ima have to slash ya wrist ,kick ya kicks
n smack ya bich ....

ur flows anorexic ... ur **** dont exist ..you'll never be as dope as this , overdose on a pound a coke doo rag lsd soaked couple pills up in your throat ...

you dont want beef , you want chicken ,
an animal you can fit for dicks in
and actually cause friction

naturally a rap bully smack a whacks skully ch check my diction
why'm i dissin
cause these some pussies I wanna throw my fist in

but they acting distant
butt they acting anal
these lil assholes need to grow up or get swolled up
smack um out the fetal position ..... .... Hold up

this is about hip hop , and for all your bitch talk
which block did you spit off, what stage did you rip dog ?
you can rest in peace Bitch ,I never leaving anyone ripped off
when im rippin the mic , ur just pissed off knees soft
I feel superman smoking cryptonite ... my shits so nice
when I get off the toilet I hear voices saying thanks for the fresh drop
so you can F off ..

shove your head up your ass, so u see this ****
u looking cross eyed on some jesus ****

I got god going god damn you believe this ****
I dont butt heads with beavis's

i can kick u with three lines , my adidas is ,tight
you can get chin checked wit a pair a nikes

im a terror tearing your terrabytes ,
leaving hacks scared to write
pair a sights on these parasites,
shoot prepared for life to tear a mic
melt thermometers in fahrenheit
n give you whack rappers a liquid enema so when you drop ****
it'll be hot ****
bombing um , embalming um , caustic , ur obnoxiousness
not just making me nauseous ...
sicker then nas' is on a couple Nos's
Nos in the Nostrils Feuled by nostradamus ghost in my flows
you'll never be bigger then L .. so Loose the ego
we loosing people
allow corporations to control nations using people
putting guns in the hands of foot soldiers shooting people
you wanna turn a blind eye and excuse them evils
so you'll be radio active wanna start nuking people
till we mutate from nuclear waste
n see these dicks through are third pee hole
**** your matrix,this aint my first time neo

heard a rumor
yo mommas a cougar
she wanna kick it
fill her pussy with pumas
thats how I run it
u cats with no digestive tract
you aint got the stomach

YUP

i aint in it

You're backing out, well let the others come around.

You talk a lot of Greek, but you're not Hercules, so quit the muscle fronts
I'll have you scream like Euripides when he jumped out of his bubble bath
Why would you put a Pokemon in your place?
If you're Bulbasaur, then I'm Onyx throwing rocks in your face
I'm bulldozing you with a style that's concrete
Fix you with cement shoes and make you sleep with the fishes, your waters run deep
I'll bring the pain like a woman in labour
Strike the final chord on your minors with something that's major
Twist up your notes like treble clefs on a music sheet
You're too sweet like mass amounts of sugar in your herbal tea
I'm too hardcore for a soft child who watches soft porn
So go back to your cartoons, Charlie Dog
I'll Warn a Brother there's a Bug in the system that's ******* rap up
And have him blown up like the beak on Daffy Duck
The way that I say "**** you" I thought you'd know by now
What? Do I have to get a gardener to mow you down?
Where your green grass grows, there'll be nothing but blood
It's a minibeast fest when I'm coming with slugs
Your shell will crack at the touch of a foot
Get crushed on your own land, transformed into mush
You left yourself open to attack on an open field
Get opened up like a can of worms when the toast's revealed
Blow you straight to kingdom come while I come to your kingdom
Overthrow your king and rule the people in it
Illustraight's a King James, so read your Bible
One of the disciples of hip-hop with Jesus the idol
As God is my witness
So take your Atheist nose out of this Christian's business

I'm actually not gay (about 16 bars)


Back as an asthma attack, when runnin laps 'round the track/
Spittin fast is natural, when I've ran past the batch/
Laughin at faggots but I'm secretly gay as a man and a man/
Straight as a rainbow, but breaking that with my raps/
Oh don't go sappy when the backstreet, leaves a bad beat/
"Oh you're secretly gay?" Yeah, I'm masking that I'm happy/
My brass sheathed, in the back seat, cops pass, see/
That it's a big bag so they ask me "is that weed?"/
Luckily I was in Seattle relaxing, so we smoked some blunts and left it at that (weeee!)/
It ain't even evil, it's legal, people all high as the seagulls/
Shittin on each other, these sea folks are weirdos, but be so free, yo/
As soon as I'm done with schoolin' I'm movin' to Texas/
The rest is hectic, there you'll be respected/
It's a southern Canada, that's where I'll be representin'/
Narcoleptic as expected, ever since my wall of defenses was erected/
The depth of death is impendin', so y'all need to quit the pretendin'/
Bitch I blend in----


I'm still not gay

Those rhymes weren't his own,
this faggot sampled, see this mess?
He got em word by word, off of the rapper's handbook pdf
But now imma expose this pest, the maggot tangled in the nest,
this pig is wasting his breath on rhymes he read and got taped to his head
so imma have this razor blade, raised or layed straight to his chest
******* rhyme thief, im here to chop and grind beef,
caus i will never allow you to use you RAM piece, to RHYME, THIEF
yo, this dude said he fathered me, but he never bothered me, actually he smothered me with feminin traits, you can say he mothered me,
whisky on a plate ?
That whisky on a plate got you bitchy on a page.
You told me to hit you, and i did it real quick,
TETATRON, like a set of prawns you get pealed quick.

(you can download the rapper's handbook.pdf and see tha he copied the same exact rhymes off of it, **** this man)

yeah....i'm most prolly afraid of you thats y i back off..lol

Alright, so there's 6 rappers including me
Right now I'm battling Illustraight
And that faggots on a losing streak
But Professor is calling us out
Overconfidence isn't new to me
But I'm calling upon fellow rappers
To help show him what neutered means
Take his dick and balls out
And replace it with a computer screen
Now that 4 inch monitor
Is 1 step up for this intruder, see
This professor character is more wacker then when
Tetratron stole all that **** from the rappers handbook and
I'm willing to put all this behind us
Maybe consider giving me a hand?
Cause in the end
The enemy of my enemy
Is actually my friend
And I know dissed you all
But this is battling
Gotta talk **** for a reason to brawl
And illustraight
Im just putting our battle on pause
I think it would he funny killing this guy
Then everyone attacking his corpse

So anyone up for joining me?
Illustraight, Gliitch, war child, Tetratron?

No because it's stupid af. It was much better when everyone was friendly and just exchanged lyrics.

I wasn't talking to you, lol, i don't know why it replied to your post

What the **** is all this talk about stealing rhymes from a handbook, the **** is wrong with y'all. I really wanna see that handbook now.

It's okay, Glitch, if Jenius wants a war, he can have one.

Besides, I think some of us have forgotten the day that he came on here and criticised us for having "no flow" in our lyrics. Punks like him are like a brand new pack of cards ..... They need to be dealt with.

Look here i don't steal rhymes, you chickened on me like meal times
So much 10 over 10, i git dimes, i infiltrated your weak lines
War child with a ski fine, quarter to twelve like three nines (24)
Okay, i hit you with a verse that got sick flows
You're the type of nigga in my list of weak foes
I took your hand out, your hit was like a whitlow
All about the daily bread, you're such a weak dough, weak though
You wouldn't swell, if i buried you in yeast
My verses are a beauty, mothafvcker i beast
When i'm done with you, you'd cease to exist
I can't steal hymns when i'm the priest
I can't steal topics when i'm the gist
You're about to desert like the middle east
You claim i steal rhymes, how lemonade steal limes, mothafvcker
You still breast-feeding, from a cow, you're an udder sucker
Look here, your team is made up of you and some other suckers
My team ride-to-die like a group of tennessee truckers
My lines would drop your poor ass so quick like a 6 figure pricetag
If you're a TITAN, i'd add an I.C like you got hit by a gigantic icebag
Yeah, just a bag full of melting ice would do
You know like eating cow beef breaks indian voodoo
Not calling you a pedo, but you dreamt of fuckin ivy blue
You can't take a dick, i guess 5 would do
Butt to butt like when i'm hacking the lames
I'm jacking and taming, you're lacking and blaming, your parents
i'm over a hundred, of pure dark, you're like justice, transparent
My rhymes fucked you up, your reply is non-occurent
My real is worth money in Brazil
My flow caught a cold, my bars ill
I be on some 7 digits like five mil
My truth hurts you but your lies thrill,
You're not even as flow as a wine mill,
I blew up, you're false-alarming like a fire drill,
and you're gonna keep running like a light bill
You bought your bitch a victoria secret lingerie
I secretly fucked her with it, check the thickened laundry
I rocked those Victorian falls, the bed was like South Africa
My Johnson chilled her like South Antartica
Les-bi-honest, your gay bars are far weaker
No more virgins in the game, i sacrificed these rap niggas
Ate all the bad ones, no more wack dinners
Your reply is rare of late just like black leaders