Neverending Rap Battle

I'm not homophobic, unless the faggot is holding a semi-automatic
You don't like being called a faggot, well tell me about it
Got the presidential seal, like Obama allowed it
You're still funny like TMZ narrating something tragic
You don't need to have faith for me to work, you're miracle, i'm magic
fantastically creative, my mental is reasonable with no doubt
it's like splitting jay-z's album in half and not knowing what it's all about
when your mom sucks my dick, i love looking at her mouth
spitting on my dick like water from a sprout
eww, going berzerk, change the topic,
before i become like monkeys in tropics,
my spit's full of germs, you gotta be attentively microscopic,
i call it metaphor cause i can't explain the logic
My mental state conflicts like a room full of convicts
the **** quit, cause my dick concrete
I discreetly discrete my dopesheet till it's infinite
no beats but i'm sure you're nodding with it
call me black cause my lines are tinted,
i'm so high, i'm diving in it / i'm so cold, it's time to reheat.

Rabbits spit like vipers? irony, i roar like a tiger
Politicians screaming change, it's time to change their diaper
i'm a drunk with a black belt, i'm hyper
You're fly like bug but i'm advertisement, so i'm flier
you're been running under cars, fatigue got you, you're tire-d
I'm a lion, you're a liar, up in your gut like a dagger
i iritate older people, so it's safe to call me swagger
You seem pissed, you should hold your bladder
i'm firm like a staircase, you're a ladder
I shouldn't be here but i'd rather/ be,
cause i plan to make these haters madder at / me
You claim you got soap but you don't lather / see
you're my grandsons, i schooled your father's / D

Oh yeah, it's alkane, i guess you need it
i score above the goal, i always exceed it
I'm high like a flying squirrel, i'm always weeded
don't get it twisted, only on occasion
dropping rhymes on wack arena's, i guess that's donation
seats are ass-less, that's my standing ovation
Feed you bars like you're dying of starvation
This heat is triangular, you'd think i'm roc nation
i'm fast and furious 3 like six cop's chasing
Nas raps about his car, i rap faster than Nascar
These flows r so cold, chill you like Alaska
I told you i fucked your bitch, Haha you said ''i'd ask her''
She said i should stop acting like the ****, i gassed her
How that fart feel on your face? like plaster
I'm a Master with a Baton, you're just Masturbating
i taught them how to B, why these niggas (A)hating?
I said look me in the eye, now they're sidefacing
My hits stay on the charts like Micheal Jackson on thriller
I meant punches, time to remind you that i'm meaner
My flows go bananas, i'm a lil gorilla
Let me tell you how i became a lil mo' iller
I turned to a pig just to own the swine flu
Like the hole in prison, these bars could blind you
If you think you're lost, this flow would find you
Since you're a virgin, these lines would defile you
I meant **** you up, i'm divine, see how i define you

If I was to name your line that were "gay as ****"
Id be here for ages, days and such
You have no rebuttals and its goes to show that
You just had a spare verse like "yeah ill post that"
You realize that requires 0 ******* skill
Any **** and just post a spare verse at will
You used to be the king, now I'm taking the throne
Cause you're the "x" king
I’ll leave you silent like a "x"lophone
You're like the best rapper ever, not really through.
Hits are weak, lacking flow
That's why I'm rising up, you're vertigo
I'll get rid of Gliitch, and I'm not talking about Halloween when I put this bitch in quarantine
Claiming if I put you in the zone you'd murder beats
Well you were partially right; this right here is a murder scene
This is me, feel the heat of my legacy
Demonic flow, your exposed, you require some therapy
I apologise, I may have the tendency to release cataclysmic intensity
Leave you helplessly attempting to unravel my complexity
Im the Deputy
Bow down respectfully Gliitch
Bitch Ill roundhouse you repetitively
I dare you to say say that you wrote more than me
Quality over quantity

lotta talk ... but you dont have anything on me

Wtf was that. I'm not battling you. I was just posting a verse I made, call it spare if you want but I just wrote it when I posted it. But whatever

Who are you even talking to?

**** is getting real

I want to battle someone. Someone bite me man.

right here

Sup y'all, that guy MC Genius legit thinks he's better than me. I'm going to put him in his place by showing him what a real rap looks like.

Listening to the wind blow past
The world is always on the move, be still, nomads
If you stop to smell the roses you'll lose all you have
They'll take you away to the camps, and slap upon a brand
You've always gotta be workin, gotta be making dough
You've gotta be at the shop constantly sweeping floors
While others gotta carry a firearm to maintain survival
But in the end it's not the enemy countries that are the rivals
It's humanity's nature, and turning back is now vital
Before we do something terrible with no hope of revival

So go out into the meadow and stand in the center
Forget life for a second and go through the mental cleanser
And when you open your eyes, sun on the horizon
You start realizing, humanity means nothing to the sky, and
The birds don't care, they just continue to fly, and
The trees never once, tried to question "why", and
The fish in the sea could do without the dyin'
The polar bears would survive and
the humans would all be silenced

That's the only answer to this equation as of yet
"Go ahead and place your bets" he said but he'd none left
"This world is corrupt and I plan on wiping it clean"
And with those final words, the demise of human beings
And no one was alive except a boy and a girl
Adam and Eve, all alone in the world

"Where's mother?" The boy said
"Where's father?" The girl said
Whatever was going through his and her heads
Would last forever until the world's dead...

What the **** was that?
Was that even a battle verse?
Look at me and see the real lines of a battler
Warrior, Ronin, Minotaur matador
Im the type to land two haymakers at the same time
************ you had 1 line about me
And you didnt even spell my name right
Spitting so fast I'm like a automatic blaster
You won't last a
Round with me, break your bones
You'll need a cast to
Stand your ground
Drop your knees and plead
Master Please!
I won't oblige
Put a gash though
Your eyeball
Mess with me I'll turn into a cyborg
You can call me nighthawk
The way I murder beats with my devine thoughts
I'm a therapist
I'm a mentalist
Born full of darkness
And raised a perfectionist
But evidently I never evolved from the past
With a heart full of gold
And a soul full of glass
You'll lie lifeless
People will ask what happened
Look to me
Fucked I only just started rapping
Before you looked at me
Dropped to your knees
And had a spasm
But with lines like mine
An overdose was bound to happen
I said with "lines" like mine
An "overdose" was bound to happen

Alright mate

I step into the battle room, with a head full of battle rules
I slow the pace of this war, like a herd stool of battle mules
I'm a cannibal with a can of bull, i don't know what, i cannot do
My bitch(beach) is wet like Malibu, I'm a man of war, so i fathered you
War child, you don't want this type of war, child
You were bUrn in a war, but you're not flame in this war cloud
You've probably met a john doe, but know that this John wild
I'm from a jungle, you screeched when i accidently butt dialed
War child, i'd spare you cause i don't like baby meals
your lyrics are stuffing, so now I guess i know how gravy feels
I'd **** your mom and let you listen to her lady squeals
and shoot her with something full of wavy eels
I'm elite force like army rangers and navy seals
You're about to watch you discombobulate
If i owned a label, i'd have a disco (disc co.) they'd love to hate
Time is money, i'm risky on a date like whiskey on a plate
**** a diamond, then watch the crystal ovulate,
I'm just kicking it off, my victory is no debate
You called your bitch, her pussy hung up, i sent a message, it called me back
I shag the world and drop my dick on the neck of a quarterback
I'm a marvel, like a comic, i flow like gas, atomic
your flow is cheap like tonic,
nigga in the mirror looks iconic.. hit me

It actually wasn't a battle verse. Now shut up and aim your weightless words at someone else. Unless you want to legit battle, which would require a judge

No such thing as a fair judge on this ******* site, every **** wants your dick.

You're as real as the monster of Loch Ness
Born full of darkness ?
More like born full of dog ****
and been brought to this coast,
Your broad should never be brought to this post,
You're a fraudulent hoax,
Arguing how you'd roast any of our following posts
It's about time someone makes you a good bargain, takes a piss in your gargling throat
Regardless this dope,
that's food for the soul,
which fuels the garbage you wrote
You're as hard as a roach and soft as a yolk, your name says you're a genius, it also says you're an eMCee, but we never even grin, see,
cause we're missing the funny part of the joke

OR! Instead of me wasting time battling like ******* 4 people at once, you and I, or who ever wants to duo with me could team up against two other people?
Cause theres:
Illustraight
Gliitch
war child
8-e-tude
tetratron
the professor

So I dunno, you guys wanna organize something because ******* verses are being thrown around and Im not sure who to answer to

or better yet, we can make a organized cypher like COB'S instead of battling, let's see what others say

and we can upload it on the net, i think it would be dope