Neverending Rap Battle

you start it off homes
haha

Aight, check this out ......

I'm in a country where baguettes are eaten every day
and romance is celebrated in every special way
Where the tower stands tall over landmarks and villagers
Where Middle Easterners are selling products and pillaging
But the landscapes are full of farms and villages
Where every farmer comes out to earn their part of living
There's not a single ************ who's competitive
Not a child, not a single mother or other relative
But the country's got a fucked-up President
Trying to ban the [hijabs] worn by [Muslim] women
The cartoons by the government are ridiculous
Do you really think the [Prophet] would tolerate those caricatures?
If [Muhammad] came down and started shifting ****
there would be war in town and lots of [blood spilt] and ****
And here I am watching it on the Internet
with a look on my face that's darker than a silhouette
Check it, somebody should bring these fuckers together
armed with the softest of measures
I should get a job as a vicar so I can bring God in the picture
But Lord forbid, if I don't succeed in calming these spinsters
I'll pull out the shark repellent instead and disarm all these bitches

I'm from the mind of Marty McFly on LSD
*Energized!* I'm propelling teams to victory
Take to the skies, land a blow cause an injury
Weapons from the future you're about to be history
Wield a hammer but it doubles as artillery
Shock blast down your throat, burns like listerine
Cause a scene, bodies everywhere in the periphery
Long range and melee, skills contradictory
I'm so blessed my burst tests off the charts
Cardiac arrest, stopped heart get a crash cart
Cast gate, always in a chase hit the hyper charge
Speed boost every stance change here's a head start
And if you're smart you'll keep running the hammer mans coming
can't touch this I'm too legit for stunning
I'm so cunning, I beat heads like I'm drumming
It's champ season, I don't need a reason to come gunning

Debonair, slicked back hair, got my tuxedo out
Cause I'm the best man around
Handing out championship rings, I'm the king
so I'll keep the crown
I'm here to bring the hammer down
I bring the hammer down hammer down

Jayce takes to the skies but you know who owns'em
Yipsnakes wake just to fly to the combat zone and
Rip gats straight through through back of your armor plate
Sit back Lima Oscar Lima while I regulate
I got an ace machine, tech like a space marine
*It's a charlie foxtrot* hit the place and I waste your team
Another fine sortie, you might resign shortly
Hit the shop cause since my last stop I dropped forty
Always the same story Major Tom to ground control
I'mma buzz the tower shower bombs and do a barrel roll
Hour after hour watch'em cower while the death toll rises
I'm mowing down all shapes and sizes
Your lane is fading, you can't trade with hextech shells
You lady ADs are only played cause sex sells
The red baron gat spray'll stop anyone
*Incoming* Bow down to the top gun

Bombadeer, death draws near, and I'm ready to fly
you should keep your eyes aimed high
Good guys coming in hot, one shot
and it's time to die
Here to rain fire from the sky

The dean of demolitions, here on a mission to make you suffer
*Fuses Burning* *Take Cover*
Bouncing bomb blast bring in the body bags
Blown into bits no digits for the toe tags
I got short fuse, I should on medication
I never lose coming through with the detonation
Got bad news you're too close to the grinning reaper
You're the number 8 the lane just became minesweeper
Satchel charge I'm an act you can't follow
Bomb crazy hard, I'm Kramer at the Apollo
Only got one card, explosive discharge, and the plume's giant
Then I blow the joint like I'm Snoop Lion
I'm comin' 81/7/365
Bounce the front line throwing mines from a sky dive
You can't hide it's hell on earth, your team cursed
Blame the support but honestly your synergy's the worst

Hexplosives expert, you know this, Laning phase child's play
Send you home like a snow day
Bring the big one, big fun
bout to watch you disintigrate
Light the fuse and it's Bomb's away

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hahaha nice nice ill get at yah tomorrow my juices aint flowin yet

That's what she said. Ha sorry it had to be done :p

You're such a vulgar person it's unbelievable. O_O

HOW DARE YOU. I'll have you know I am a GENTLEMAN!

I just picked up your flow lol, that shits pretty dope now that I get an idea of what it sounds like

Entry - TeamBackpack Cypher Prod. by JustinKase
Rapper Name - Novasis (Me)

(Intro)
Lemme spit a quick 16 for y'all
Shift Team representer
Bout' to get crazy in this bitch
Cover your ears.. actually nah let em' bleed for me
Uh look,
(Beat Drops)
Nova raps it in, charges like rhinoceros
Classy white boy going in, that's prep-osterous
See me scoopin' midgets, straight up off this forklift
Kevin Hart makin' jokes, like where'd I get imported
He kicks every guys balls, ProjectX conformist
Except for these two hairy nuts lost him in my forest
Now we ain't playin' games, you rappin' bout your Xbox
Then complain about a dollar, all your games are off of RedBox
Bitch you haven't seen crazy lines sense Lebron's
And I ain't seen wider gaps sense I hit your mom
Our levels are so far apart, Bugatti to a shopping cart
You're a dead rapper, lyrics rotting like your body parts
You couldn't make dope lines spelling weed on scrabble
Your crew is like my eggs, get the heat then scramble
I look at your career, that shits one big slinky
Cuz its twisted and tangled plus kids handle you weekly

...BITCH

I'm sorry, but your light purple Dairy Milk-like avatar says OTHERWISE.

Anyone tryin to do a cypher?

hey ive been putting off the battle verse but ill for sure have it to you tomorrow sorry dawg just been doing lots of ****

Cool, whenever you're ready.

yo illustraight
you seal yo fate
ill peel yo face

first time ills rawh
dawg ill kill yah
removed fillah

i guess that means imma dentist
at best yah a rhyma menace
so i guess that makes you dennis
your only ballin in tennis
im the type to cause a racket
your bitch is so fuckin rachet
wheres clank? nah bitch you cant hack it
my name is thomas bird,faggot
shanked tom-a-hawk or a hachet
playing with moles aint the only time you whack it


kinda weak but, like your mom said last night, ill come (cum) harder next time

allow me to express myself...smoke air force ones check ya self ...running it or flying it with presidence in canadian residence no evidence ... how you gonna convict me ... tipsy with a sixty speaking snatch,pussy flaps rap like brad pitts a gypsy .... mick d's can lick these , rick d's can get it over the top with a fourty. hell walked in hornier then a deviled triceritop egg orgy ....**** it ... whats cooking ??? **** looking , dive in dick first ... was that ya mouth or your ass (gasp) it burped ,squeeze first ask questions when your resting in eternal blessings... smoked bud with creators who believe in greater ,breathein nature , i aint seeding haters , carpe diem i'll see ya later , voice gone vader mcgregors dagger swagger sliceing light like Mikes a light sabre...a force that aint forcin it , porcelain sick , puke remorse in it , three course horse tranq's laced trojan tip ... **** it, dont fall asleep , with lil bo beep counting your sheep ... thats a baaaaaaaaaad idea ... shiiet ... gave Elllis the D.. cause DMT was to deep ... 2 deep split personality on the lab ID bra , mass media massacre master blaster archemides rapper ,rapture couldnt cum faster , death riding a raptor, jacking off to napster taking a nap/slurr , aint takin it back, taking it making raps that are never fake a bit ... if you constipated on a fagget or on the hatreds condom baggage then i cant take ya **** ... cause neither can you ...

I was listening to music, caught up in a daydream
Then I heard some funky ****, I think they call it mainstream
They was like, "Pussy, money, weed. Bugatti this Vasace that"
Took my semi-automatic, radio, CLACK CLACK CLACK
What the hell is this? You callin this some music?
Jay-Z where you been? What happened to the Blue Print?!
You screwing all these girls, well I could give two shits
What happened to the people, your minds have been secluded

Meek Millz is shoot this and shoot that
Maserati with the black tint, screw bitches and screw rap
Buys his bitch a slick mean purse, when he livin a rough life?
How bout you write a 16 verse, with out involving a gun fight

Drake quotin' about love when his only love is paper
He thikin' I ain't got no worries and shout out to my haters
Well haters are for the ones, who end up doing something right
And jealousy prevails, cuz they workin' hard every night
You party on the daily, kissin' ass to these females
The next day you get dumped and sing about it in some detail

Lil Wayne... can't skate better then a crazy bum
His ass is getting busted more then Pamela Anderson's
I'm not going to lie, he started off pretty hot
But then he fell off like a suicide building drop

Radio rappers are the lamest in the Industry
My skill is way beyond there's, **** it, times infinity
...
(Shout out)
I'ma say wassup to some of the real rappers on the radio
Shout out Kendrick Lamar, Macklemore, and umm...
Damn that's it.. **** society has really fell off yo.. Damn

i like the story telling format enjoyable


so sincere , my sins sear, walk away from my demons leave devils in tears
bin here in the future ,tieing sutures around future shooter bullet wounds
having flashbacks with flashbangs , in the past grasp was around the trigger
go figure , swoll fingers holding the globe
,in the past those fingers holding a scope
went from gasping holding ya throats
holding ya hopes higher then ya heads
tommorow could be red , bled
through the hole in ya throat
you blowing smoke
or on fire , pyre every poem wrote ...(lighter)
from the bones that broke
the scars that healed (liars)
never recognize the art thats real
and whats for appeal , for the four course meals i never ate
, dinner plate looked like the innerstate in a cake
baked and got the drive to innovate , never immitate my inner state
in no way , no how , got the know how , ya'll know now
why i move so fast , speed a light cant slow down
so move ya ass , or behoove it , groove to the music ...listen to the souls sound
speaking with no mouth , looks so high dont have eyes ....underground im always down

Mic check it, while I deck it
I KRS it, because I'm always the One to wreck it
Drop a bomb; like the Funkmaster, watch me Flex it
Lay it like Sega, better grab your pads once I set it
Drunk off of the hip-hop juice, I pick it up and neck it
and watch the liquid turn over my system just like Tetris
Den, de-de-den, de-de-den, de-de-den it
I'm gullible, the vibe is abusing me and I let it
You better call the men you call your friends
Call the dogs in, telephone them and inform all them
that dark is being sent to the Ass Whooping Manor
where rappers get mauled, haunted and tor-men-ted
Shed a tear, and say goodbye, auf wiedersehen
I'm not German, but I'll gas you like a Nazi camp
How's that? A wicket from a bowling champ
You could never stand a chance against a totem man
Ills pick up the mic and rip it with fright like the middle of night
when spirits are flying and filling the sky
Look into my eyes, my little irises are thick as a pie
That evil's not a good sign when I take revenge on a guy
Think you're a Tomahawk?
No, you're just a Tom sticking his pipe in Harry's Dick and beating it like Indian wives
You're an Average Joe, a Billy-No-Mates
Your fillers aren't great, they're all stuck like Sellotape
Watch me break them like a builder when he's sticking the paste
and spread them all over the wall like children's play
And as I lay me down to sleep
I leave my enemy shivering like buckling knees
And if I should die before I wake
I'll be happy that I put my nemesis in his place!

Just a little change in my flow.

dawg just bunk the funk
but youre the master of what you do
in this battle imma alpha dude
ur just a beta
woah woah just wait up
guess that makes you a masta beta
heard jamacian a rasta date cha
you can bob and weave
but marley and me
have tried to conceive
ended up getting your H-I-V
with S, you couldnt stick it to me
they say im ill
and my words are sick
bitch i have got skill
you act like a prick
its a shame you havent contracted this infection
because all your words can do is kill an erection

nah im just ******* around this isnt my real rebuttal
but in the moring bitch i am going in like a shovel



XD haha nah but for real tomorrow ill write a real rebuttal but you can respond to this if you want