Neverending Rap Battle

You got me bro, I have no clue but it is good to see that you and all the rest are hanging in there. By the way Charlie, "I did mean what I said when I said I like you. No not in a gay way you homo, just kidding lol and if you are gay that is cool too, I just like to pull peoples chains when I had a Little to much to drink. I enjoy getting others to think about other possibilities.

It is good to see you are all still hanging in there. Professor I have always thought that you are awesome even though we do not see eye to eye but to be honest I find all of you to be awesome for the effort that you all put forward.

All of you in my opinion have been there for each other and I have been a witness to what seems to be some type of evolutionary change in this thread.
When I came here a few years ago I seen nothing but rap battling but soon after, "I seen you all sharing points of view. I think that's cool. I found it a bit funny how Charlie called me out as being an elitist when he does not even know that I am a high school drop out .

salute homie , i may have fallen off the beaten path at times when i allow ego to get in the way , though the lessons of the pen maybe be heavier then the sword, our hearts and minds grow strong enough to pick up both with ease as we learn n grow ... MUCH LOVE ... keep up all the great work everyone ; )

So you cant be an elitist and high school dropout?, okay.

https://soundcloud.com/milkboxkids/need-some-change


check it out playas ,haters, al quedas ,masterbaters n ejaculaters

Getting back into rap, so here goes my introductory. Get at me or get behind me. One love.

Once upon a time, we met on a summer night.
It was just past nine and she had tears in her eyes
from the last guy who had stepped past the line.
She gave him her trust and he gave her a crime.
See, he called it lust but she called it a sign.
At first it was lullabies and there was love in his eyes,
but he got hooked on a fast life and started soaring to the sky.
So he invited her to fly, said buckle up before the ride.
At first it took a couple tries, then she got used to the supplies,
then he got used to feeling her thighs, but it was too late for her to realize
that she took a left turn on the wrong road.
And he started to explode,
yeah his skin was so corroded you would swear it had been sewed
and his anger was so loaded you could tell he sold his soul
to the devil of the Gospel Code.
Only when he was satisfied with his show he began to slow his stride,
and he left her blood-dried as he vanished off into the night.
When she awoke, she was wide-eyed and staring at me as she cried.
And I can't help but feel like at that very moment we collided.
I don't know if there's a guide, a god or enemy besides,
and I don't need to know the answers as to who or what or why.
All I know is that I'm here to give her shelter for the night
'cause after all this summertime was when our hearts had first confided.

check it out playas ,haters, al quedas ,masterbaters n ejaculaters,
remember who i was , before my first buzz ? always bin on drugs , since mommas eggs to papas seaman , cement , you know profs rock got ya screamin , u twats think ur hot i just box ma demons , hydro flow aquafina,L's uh , zelda , in ma occarina, watchin aqua teen bra , rockin beeders , im for big poppa accas that rock arenas , not wocka flocka whack pop teamsters , that came out the pop machine blah, you just paid ur entire wage for a bottle of haterade filled with swagger fag , n razorblades cause ya'll wanna cut , of the **** thats coming out your butt, a major payne , your a dame'n weighin ur pussy lips , leave the scale blank man, im throwing troy aikmen's in the hospital basmeent, cause i aint got paitent's, im baseing my facts on the fack i'll i'll slash the base of your backs you hacks ,throw ya face in the trash , my faith in the hash , i got higher beliefs then taking your stash,if u garbage i aint taking your trash ,im making more cash , every time I C ash ,relapse three laps passed the past it's time to move on ,im sick as **** , give me a toilet to puke on , hit um in the chess , u think u fly use an coupon,to buy air jordans, even when i didnt have a fortune , id sport um , walk in walk out,
so high no flocking ,cop outs , helichoppers , hella coppers they got out there radios called hawks out , running through the mall thinkin i need socks now , dropped down the escalator on top a effin hater ,my breath went vader ,this cop was a weapon raiser n a adrenaline detonator, thinking about the future making jetson paper, jets n get in the elevator to the garage camoflauged in analog, they got hd glasses an there looking for a digital criminal,camera paused , looking the other direction , things are looking up , I just got an erection, real the prick that stole that fly **** please stand up , **** these puppets throw ya hands up , lil miss muffit with a muppet in her muff kids , suck it ... lolol

What do you mean, "suck it"? Where do you WANT these fiends to suck it?
All they have to do is get it right between the munchkin
Eat as much as they want it, it's a Chinese buffet
Chomp on that spring roll with chive cream and onions
(*Middle Eastern accent*) ..... Yes, these fiends are quite fiendish, aren't they?
They have ass for dinner, and dick for entree
The main course is a big tossed salad
Beetroots wrapped between thick, large cabbage
That's what they like as appetisers too
Along with some nice apple cider juice
With chocolate dessert and some ice to chew
Chomp chomp, get an agonising tooth, ache
Go on, let that motherfucking tooth break
so the Tooth Fairy can give them back their nickel plates
That's okay because they need to sell it
for a little bit of angel dust so the fiends can smell it
But how DOES heroin smell? I can't tell it
I've never smoked it, injected it or smelt it
But if I DO smell it, an addiction I'll develop it
Then I'll end up losing all five of my senses
My hearing, my taste, my touch, hear and smelling
My mind will be all messed up like tagliatelle
I'll be jumping numbers like a Fibonacci sequence
This is Illustraight on steroids, nice to meet you

Illustraight? I state for the court's benefit
he's illubent. I went and said it: his lyrics are ****.
And the professor? Of what? When he spits at the decks
You come to the conclusion that he majored in bum-sex.
Next please: The Practicalmaniac? It don't take a brainiac
To know that I stainiacked your momma's bed sheets.
I should be in prison, hell, she drowned in my jism
but you know she seemed to like it, sucking my balls like sweets.

Clamp up your mandibles you can't hold a candible
to this ******* rap cannibal, you suckle my teats
to get rap nutrition, it's a futile mission cos there ain't no emission
but what comes from my lips.
And you can't suckle there
cos you won't find them I swear, hid in your mommas' pubic hair
cos I live in her hips.

You shouldn't drag people one the side when you adress someone to show you're wreckless, especially when they're more capable than you, i did it once, and after i thought thourougly of it, it was a sucker move from me.

[I'm a middleclass white boy. I can't rap for faeces. Just having a laugh - I assume that all those mentioned in my [c]rap will realise this is just banter. I was going for the whole Eminem 8-Mile insultathon rap type thing. No REAL offense is intended. ]

I get you

Oh, YOU again, huh?!

I will murder you regardless of how shitty my lyrics are
While you scratched my mother's hair, I stuck your chick with my scimitar
Pay attention, Sam, this is your seminar
I'm about to snap you with the marker and hit you with the flip-chart
You love rap so much you'll **** it until it's a mess
And use my mother's bedsheet for a little dress
You'll travel heaven and earth just to get some good ol' pussy
And rap about it on a beat while you're pushing a dookie
I tried to Google "illubent" but then I looked at it and realised
You called me bent ........ that's a very sneaky disguise
Of course, there's more to that cheap riddle than meets the eye
Does anybody understand that ****? Well, neither do I!
Firstly you called yourself a cannibal - well, that's alright
Then you said I "suckle your teats" - now that doesn't sound right
What are you really? A man or a dyke?
Huh! Just as I thought .... YOU'RE A TRANSVESTITE!
Is this something you always do over the weekend?
Rap about covering the whole bedroom with semen?
And don't attack Prof because he might just beat ya
He DID major in bum-sex, your girlfriend was his teacher

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOpObCIIGZI&feature=youtu.be

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTQlEAo5mgE&feature=youtu.be i redid the guitar section check it out

I am in the spotlight.
Traveling at light speed, I can't see right.
This is a delight to come out forthright.
Ignite the bridge you're standing on and vanish off into the night.
I'm excited despite the sight of you being crushed under my might.
Punchlines like uppercuts to your underbite.
No contrite; this is my stage right.
You're still dealing with your stage fright, you should probably stand out of sight.
Invite me to a fight, but your knees are shaking, are you all right?
You're too polite to be looking so bright.
To be honest, I don't even try.
Straighten my tie as I stare at you die, this is what happens when you fly high.
Spread my wings as I soar the blue sky, looking down as I'm waving goodbye.
Now my mouth is kinda bone dry.
And I'm starting to ask myself why
I even bother with a third eye -- I mean a third wheel, that's a far cry.
I'm starting to slip but no I won't dive 'cause at this moment I'm feeling alive.
I am confined to these designs, peace of mind when I resign to these lines.
Should my breath give out, let this remind mankind of my legacy that I leave behind.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59cYbJV4NH4&feature=youtu.be calling all MBK who wanna hop on some of these beats

Haha i might homie

lets see if i can do this, haha. it's been a couple months

my velocity clocks out the speed gauge, German autobahns are told to shut the freeway
outrun steeds that stampede plains
i got occult abilities, a fly’s compound eye visionary,
see the fist coming before you even swing at me
if you battle me you’d be lucky to flee casualty
pussies come with more horseshoes than a cavalry
air force veteran, used to disable engines like the gremlin
invincible like Wolverines skeleton
got cartographers making maps of my brain
I’ll smack the bad out your name and slap the man out your frame
most people would rather run than reply, the amount of guys
I fried contains more digits than pi
this has been a slight surprise, my food just finished cooking nearby
goodbye, y'all stay quiet like Snake Eyes

one of the souls gone cold , gonzo , gone coal , its all about timein
she only wants diamonds,i'll be honest ladies
im my mommas baby , but all you bitches act shady
like marshall mathers was on your birth certificate
something doesnt ******* fit , like shes using a different dick
she keeps on slippin , makin bannana splits in the kitchen
bock bock , who wanna play chicken
I wouldnt help you if your aids stricken
i got game pimpin
bout ready to sell the console
dont talk trash i'll leave ya ass in the compost
an immaculate conception couldnt cum close
to my thoughts
if i dont get bread those buns toast
heaven i'll ressurrect your suns ghost
and scare the life out the terabytes, scared ta fight
im a terror , mic , tear a era , light , n watch the air ignite
error ,mic , might tear a pair a parasites , hang up a pair nikes
on the microphone , when im done talking
is that champagne or guns popping ?
probally both
lets be real , cindy wants mindy , mindy is with minnie ,
timmy n minnie are with cindy on remi
jimmy n vinnie are with mindy, n penny
has the commonsense not to be with any
im taking compliments n chasing with henny
im just a dick
painting a pic
just a cock a doodle do
from being bitches poodle food
eating zoodle noods nude woo ... baby **** you , wut boo ?
i just splooged on your boob tube , told you i was gonna end up on tv
there she was end up with her friends muffit missin a fist up it like a muppet
**** it , ive had enough this , she wanna suck Dick
nixons dead , she wanna get in bed with a skeleton
hornier then these demons send um back to hell again

...m ready for the battle,u go first,u can post a rap 8 bars,any type....whitemofo,glitch and darknova would dexide,the decision wont be finalized till each the judge give their decision....whoever loses he can hebe rematch just once and rivalry would end...