Neverending Rap Battle

ur entrails are chem trails , writing in brail ,holding the holy grail ,homies tales is phoney,still paying alimony to tony soprano's show after it got cancelled, jabroni's think they rock,still munching fruity pebbles, stoned as stallone when it get rocky,why dont you download my cd so i can get a copy ,no need for coffee , beefing these caffeine's is a hobby,take yo body to a body shop n probally drop n audi on top, on cops pissing on jerry springer running johnny knoxville through the ringer,bazzzinga every pop culture reference is dropping vultures , end up on x files n sex files getting skully before i mauld er,real is having to steal ya meals , n wiping blood off ya kicks, , ya'll aint dirty till i throw some mud on ya bitch, n drugs in her clit , **** u assholes, i dont need another thug on my dick,god u got it wrong jesus held hammers,u monkeys is bannanas , with bandannas n bad grammer, im bad santa gifted n ready to bang grandma ,with a hand camera a hand a hannah montana and a anna nicole smiths old tits , embalming fluid ebonics stupid NO ****......... ima cronic student killing it , good willing it , its one cock against a billion dicks trying to make a million quick,go buy your dogs shine maybe then you'll have something brilliant biiiitch .......

i'll say it simple cause you have no idea what your talking about PS - thanks for showing me the easiest already made pop culture big songs u could have found derrrrr

those are entry level songs in other words

now as to the topic of hip hop


it started long before the 1970's

and it originated in limerick style punches that the irish culture used to do way back when bout 1700's

and the rythmatic style which your speaking of is from african tribal beats much older

and when they came together this was the beginning

now as for our era

it started with dj kool herc and afrikaa bambataa the leading member of the zulu nation which currently presides in new york


as it grew an became popularized from the 70s to the 80s and grew more culturally diverse an popular groups like fat boyz and run dmc started to really make waves

run dmc and aerosmith got together an created the first rock /hip hop that got multi national success n beastie boys soon followed

as we approach the golden age of hip hop - I have to mention there are 3 notable artists that do real freestyles

and regardless what you say the OG u discussed bows to these guys

Supernatural
Krs-one
and Biggie

and i mean real freestyle - not prewritten

all of eminems , core gunz , joel ortiz etc etc ... is all pre written as well as dmx and many others

but there are real freestylers in the game hence why KOTD wont step out of there league


i can go on an explain the rest an the elements and who did what , but you have no real idea what your discussing


u didnt even know that dj premier wasnt even originally in gangstarr

or mention D.I.T.C. so I know what real is and everyone who has ever met me knows i spit real and i win comps

ur skill level is ok ... but nowhere near par and your arrogance is blinding you .....REALITY CHECK

and if you think u can step we can set up a live match online with a bunch of other people as judges , u can use writtens and i'll freestyle battle you to prove the point ......


REALTALK

ur p's are getting black eyed like 1 white bitch an 2 half black guys, jesus christ how many times were your adams baptized ? I bloody rock ,as granite as when u landed on this planet , buddy stop im throwin tubby dogs at ya weiner said u wanted a sausagefest fagget your the honored guest , with stains on ya dress , u could be fully clothed and under dressed , under dress under stress of the ymca cop that put you under arrest , ur a chin rapper , only speak under ur breath, dungeon sex only time you rap your lips around a bar pussy...........

yea its fine to be wrong - but its another thing to be a prick who's misinformed !!!!!!!!!!!!


as you clearly are

are you retarded Big Daddy Kane is apart of hip hop true but a founder ????

check yourself - like right now how can he be a founder when it started 10 years before he even became a factor ????


derrrrrrrrrrrrrr

plus rakim could kill big daddy kane in all honesty

he's old school

and on top of that he's no kool g rap- same time periods

its not that i hate you , its if i didnt rape your mom in the bum there'd be no **** to make you , derelicts trying to barrel lick a pharaos dick , im a ra rapper ,allahs pastor ,diddled the devil with a gold fiddle n riddled god after with my skittles , for you candy rappers , i'll break ya knees fake emcees understand me rap slurr, slave to my game , im getting migraines from hearing yessa masta , after the after math and stacks a cash , how much crack can you gangsta's fit in the back ya ass,with a battle axe and saddle bags im bar barian conans , with no pants and strangling these chokes with both bands .....

its not that i hate you , its if i didnt rape your mom in the bum there'd be no **** to make you , derelicts trying to barrel lick a pharaos dick , im a ra rapper ,allahs pastor ,diddled the devil with a gold fiddle n riddled god after with my skittles , for you candy rappers , i'll break ya knees fake emcees understand me rap slurr, slave to my game , im getting migraines from hearing yessa masta , after the after math and stacks a cash , how much crack can you gangsta's fit in the back ya ass,with a battle axe and saddle bags im bar barian conans , with no pants and strangling these chokes with both bands ..... still havent felt ya flow , im hotter then hell melt ya soul ,over the telephone, **** rihanna put a cinder block in her twat what i just got cinder ella stoned,tear ya flesh off an sell ya bones to witch doctors , chickens i'll do anything to get rich off ya, pay richard to rip the dick off ya, hit you with hoffa's missing persons report, we dont dig mobsters , its no biggie im bigs poppa...... nitty gritty ugh titty **** ur itty bitty slut with a sippy cup .....

shake speare's covered in ravens blood, every letter edgar allen poe wrote with a cavemans club,aramaic pages chiseled in riddled prophecy, prodigy's programmed for progress,bones,flesh, taking the souls test, old testament with a new sheen an same ole estavan, rivers run red exodus whats left of us , only in death we trust deadliest thing the devil ever did was telling us god exists , if god exists shes a optimist with ox 4 fists beefing obnoxiousness, apocalypse is a four horse powered ford for heavensake hop in this ,coffin wit arms legs and a persona , wake humanity out there coma,take the glocks outta the glockcoma an see the only war worth fighting for , is hip hop soldier...

what happend here

WTF I LEFT FOR 9 HOURS AND YOU GUYS WROTE FIVE PAGES!?!? lol wtf happened?

You said poetry needs to express feelings and emotion... That line right there, expresses so much. Maybe the author had a bro named snooki, and snooki always kissed everyone's ass. But snooki was allergic to a chemical reaction caused when human feces and cookie dough came in contact with eachother. Thus, the author had to take care of snooki so he had to "kiss his ass"

Get your facts straight dammit!

ohh 5 pages of bambi, whitey, and on the last page prof, fighting DLC on what real hip hop is, freestyling, DLC brought up poetry, you know...... the usual lol

Considering Rakim wouldn't go mic-to-mic with Big Daddy Kane out of fear I would say you have no clue what you're talking about.

AND YOU ARE COMPLETELY WRONG ABOUT THE ORIGIN OF HIP HOP.... if it came from this "Irish Lymric Punches why the **** is there NO Irish Rappers in the movement of early rap.

Its an African American Movement so don't even try to be that white dude to try to claim their **** again.

It started as a form of poetry and expression. + Wrathe you're a ******* idiot. Rap is meant to be MEANINGFUL. Thats what Rap is ABOUT. TRUE RAP is MEANINGFUL.

-DLC

Haha, of course

He didn't claim whites started hip hop he's saying the idea of lymrick structure like that in early rap was first used by the Irishmen an that when this was combined with the rhythmic beats of African nations then hip hop started and progressed

He never claimed it wasn't an African American movement it is that's how it started but the lymrick style has been used for hundreds of years is what he's saying

So close minded

You kids are sooo dumb... So I'm just gonna go back to spitting raps with meaning

So pass the bottle, abdominals astronomical,
Its comical how this poison makes you feel so phenomenal
Till you're vomiting and you're comments are convoluted,
You try to get some fresh air but this planet is too polluted
Brain jutted, living a half life, I'll get a private eye to help me figure out what happened last night.
Awoke on a black couch, probably cuz I blacked out
Smoked a fat ounce, then passed out in a frat house
So In the spot I don't remember getting rude,
Till I saw the pictures of me dancing naked in the living room
I swear to God its like you have a fun time,
But 20 minutes later a picture of it is online
These girls with their cameras man, none of them maverick
Cuz the second after they snap it, they post it and tag it
Unable to recognize the effects can be severe
They jeopardize their careers after a few beers

-DLC

guys lesbihonest i oviously created hiphop and set the statures and the only real one in the game yall have no clue how it started one day i ate some bad
(vagina) fried chicken and got the runs so i hit the bath room and shat out a few "Bars" then i hawked a loogie on it thats y people say stuff like yo check out my "****" and watch as i "spit" thats the true way it was created

























YOU CAN BREAK MY HEART BUT YOU CANT BREAK MY SWAG




# yolo :')

where is the meaning in that?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hip_hop - read it and weep


ps ur retarded if u think rakim wouldn't step to big daddy kane

and you know u cant say **** about- kool g rap


how in all honesty do u think that had any REAL context ???


I piss better flows ....



and what i said to be clear and specific - was spoken poetry slams started in ireland and that the beats were of a strong african influence


and in new york were they collided there is a large community of both africans and irish people

as well as mcing was the second last part of hip hops elements to be discovered by acciddent



but u know for a fact the freestylers i mentioned are REAL freestyle rappers so u were unable to say a word about it....


henceforth if you cant beat me with your basic lines , then take some time to think hmm why is he so much better ???

u just rhyme the end of each rhyme , u dont use wordplay , or any decent multis, ur punches are weak as a fetus , no alliteration , mostly similes , no metaphors and ur structures atrocious

as for topic matter - heres what u said -
u drank till u puked , cant breath cause the air im guessing is filled with smoke cause its a party,u were black out drunk , smoked weed,danced nude ,had ya pic taken , n then u mumbled ur **** cause ur probally still drunk



ta da - where was real in that ???


oh ur so good can i have your autograph on some toliet paper so i can wipe my ass with that shiiit .....

lmao mutha fucka u know hip hop was created when i came inside mother earths vag -jj every day day , next friday ima kill rebecca black , an ressurect a rap out of her pussy flaps around my cack lol...

Like you said. ..

"Joking around is not hip hop"

So you're saying freestyling isnt hip hop?