Neverending Rap Battle

NO PORK DIET

wrote to this one too

i pop up on a track JUST
like that and ya mad CAUSE
i say all the facts WHAT
are you gonna do FOOL
smackin a sluts butt
with great power
"i hate you"
say it louder
hate me now bitch
tastin sour
sippin acid
stay on the same high for 80 hours
justa nasty crazy coward
walkin in the outlet mall
hittin the fire alarm
trippin the sprinklers
just to take a shower
you insane if you think im gonna stop the grind
i dont even stop at the sign
i just keep goin takin the risk
between me and you, what the difference is?
you JUST listen to music and i make it BITCH
and i can say that word
and as soon as i do you
be on the ground throwin baby fits
but have yall heard the latest hits
on the radio, i dont bout yall
but my ratings low
maybe im crazy though
cause i stay at home
makin this fine ****
and i aint getttin in dough
watch where ya meds sit
and calm down
respect to death bitch

yes you can Bambs , to both , I was gonna put more work into them first though and then heck ya i'll send um to you !!!

sounds good

I wanna record to both, hot ass beats

if you like those i have more coming out the kitchen , im just back logged at the moment have alot of work im doing probs wont sleep for a month but it'll be worth it

dude that's awesome, I usually can flow to any beat if I give it time and your style is nice and grimey

but yeah if I could get "life of the party" and "no pork diet" thatd be the ****

plus you already recorded to that no pork diet, I or you could make that into a collab with one of our softwares that we use

just mix it in before or after the verse you recorded to it

oh homie yea that one was just a fresh outta jail rap , ima redo it an mix an master it and of course you can hop on

lemme work on the beats a lil tommorow and if im happy with where they end up , i'll send um both to you

and we can finish um up together ...

imprinted into the loss of innocense bin a sinner since
i became a citizen got a name ,bar code the age we livin in
multi coloured television what am i gonna tell the visions
looking in my head ..., trying to read what he bled
do you see what he just said? , adjusted the monitor
celebrating hannaka without a yammaka
ya ma car got towed, couldnt pull my dog out the impound owed to much to the gustapo , white knuckled turning red
turning heads owl , lone wolf on the prowl eating fowl scowls
pal was a one armed man holdin a sabre like a dagger
working at the convenience store cause it was convienent
conveining leaning on the counter ,counting ya money
dont count on getting it all back,
in the back he's counting ya hundies ,
counting on you getting hungry for count chocula
blind with binoccular occulars, dialing the officers
to a dead dial tone ,
office hours will resume at 9 tommorow morning
without warning , the whole store swarming
ppl storming the shelfs , pal asking Can I help
,, put 2 in his scalp and peaced out
i know shorties so horny the devil warned me
what was waiten for me satens glory ,8 in the morning
still havent slept , into the darnkess I crept
in the stank of death and were mother mary wept
dug his own grave tried to bary his flesh , ovarian neck ties
strangling the next guy , don't worry next time
i unravel the nexus , i'll wrap a lexus
round a pole like a necklace ,mouth full a gold ask my dentist
went to court , couldnt wait for a sentence started scribbling independence on the amenmants ,
shouted freedom, for william wallace
well i was freeing,breatheing out my demons
deeming the reason of treason,aint enough trees in the air
sparked a blunt right there
Judge yelled , WHAT THE HELL your going to jail
o well ,I dont care ,but ya daughter might
she was singing last night when i put her on the mic !!!

better hope i used a condom, Right Dad
yea its like that... did u like that ?

I'm seeing things through rose-tinted glasses
Auric Goldfinger's hoes are rocking gold-tinted plastic
Franz Sanchez gave me some coke .... in bags
Said to him, "I don't want your drugs!" and choked .... his ass
Dr. No sent a spider to my bathroom
I drowned it with the shower kit and sucked it with a vacuum
Ernest Blofeld sent some white cats to tackle me
My dogs assaulted them all and chucked them over the balcony
007's got an itchy trigger finger
That's why they call me James Bond, 'cause I'm that nnnnnn....
.....ope, a gentleman's forbidden to say the racist word
So I'll just hunt down Dr. Kananga, and break his nerves
Copped the jewels from Kamal Khan
Went down to Korea and murdered that stout ************ Oddjob
I took advantage of his stamina
I damaged him with currents and made the fat come out him
Won a Texas Hold 'Em Poker game against Le Chiffre
Took down Mr. White while he was on his morning sprint
Fucked Elektra ..... and shocked her
Before I cocked back (*gun cock*) ..... and shot her
I thwarted Raoul Silva's virus scandal
He had more homosexuality than I could stand, yo
Threw a knife in his back ..... he fell
M died in my arms .... I wished her well

3 BACHELORS (featuring Michael "Theprofessor" Dugas & Bambino)

[Intro]
Three young bachelors
Searching for a dime
To find and date
And to relate
and follow all the time

[Verse 1: Ills]
I'm looking for a fine girl ..... who knows what she's doing
Laid-back type of lady I can cruise with
A streetwise chick that I can keep it cool with
Play a lot of silly games and I can fool with
Somebody that matches my good character
and can fully understand my mental stamina
Fit, sexy, attractive and really active but
if she turns out to be a thug, then I'm not having her
She has to have a slender butt
South Asian, Haitian - I don't really give a ****
Not like the women that you see in the videos
That'd be going too far as far as obscenity goes
A girl who is not a hoe
But at the same time I can think of as one, but I won't let her know
I got a nasty mind
What do you expect? I'm autistic! I'd like her to let me see that backside
The type of girl who'll let me hit her and say not, nothing
The type of dime who doesn't mind if I touch something
The type of girl I who can sing some serenades to
The type of girl who I can call out to like, "Hey, you!
How's your sister? You know, the really hot one?
Come with me, girl, and we can ride shotgun
I'm just a bachelor who's looking to have a good time
You hood dime with a tush hide bigger than Suge Knight!"

[Hook]
Three young bachelors searching for a dime
Trying to mingle slow and find some pretty new wives
Three young bachelors having a good time
Looking for love to share for the rest of our lives

Note to prof and Bambs: feel free to post a verse each.

explaing life is hard, in my way its like this
its the demons that torture me that drained me lifeless
ask me and you the same question we'll have two different answers of what life is

https://soundcloud.com/bambi-17/holla

THOUGHTS..SPOKEN WORD TYPE PIECE
developing a compelling thesis reveling in a telekinesis
cerebellum on beast **** at peace when i look in the mirror
yelling,,,,,i am the feces!!!!
if you wanna make MILLS cant be MEEK friend especially
when your ink pen streaks across sleek new tree skins
but these demons are hilarious got mental senses feeling nefarious
cranium straining to feel sane again not precarious but ravenous
my two temples bookend a temple of thoughts,,,hurts when i awaken
but thats cool cuz in a few i'll be thinking of making some turkey bacon
scrambling to keep faith like jerusalem kids,but **** tense like the gaza strip
so i flew my PRETTY WINGS to MAXWELLS HOUSE to write,call that a JAVA script
pestilent decadence dont define the boy devils evil residence cant blind the boy
my rhymes are the kind that are coy,brain a mix of nostradamus,einstein & freud
but not thinking of my responsibilities often just drifting into a sea of possibilities
humility stalks futility angel and devil on each shoulder departs my conscience to fragility
this aint new to me,i have the ability to refrain from choosing either way so dont pity me
pain in my membrane im going insane from writers block,but i got songs to attack
monkey on my back?,,,nah,,i look back its fay wray and king kong on my back
succumbed to the matrix wondering what bill im gonna pay next,not feeling my paycheck
but the chick in my bed is and i aint even thinking safe sex,sometimes the thoughts wont come like fake sex,
if she keep askin for paper?turn her into vapor caper might be a wake next
time feels my wrath as i dodge lifes mines
so in kind i write to blow like minds,throw yall a life line
but lets do some math,i need time and a half cuz noones dome works overtime like mines!!!!
so meticulous pen can go from the ridiculous to the sublime but its worth my while
if you digging what i drill into ya like BLACK & DECKER bits,represents NEW YORK
,tho im not a model citizen like that BROOKLYN DECKER chick
****,,i dance with pressure kids perilous songs play in my head
the thought process has me believing im spiritually dead
my moms always said,,think first dont be rude or ignorant,but truth be told
when im flowing the thoughts are so deep i be needing scuba equipment
at times bryants train of thought gets misguided motives go loco my logo
should be freight ,,i see a signal at the cross,is this my fate?,,the weight of
the world travels in slo mo but the mind is quick to intake a state of dismal loss
i need heavenly bliss deeply depressed i musnt get,but LIZA plugged up the hole so
**** it,,i just might make a bucket list,,im out

Everyone im loving all this , fresh vibes

Ills ur a beast homie i love every piece you write


Shutdown WOW

bambi's insanity

whitey might be one of the illest ever

Drew where have you bin on facebook an tiny ?? i wanna link you with these new peeps and get you on wax

Darknova - u know whats up Utter Intolerance

Wrathe - ur getting better an learning lots

and anyone else i forgot to mention All Love and Mad Respect

Peace Out Playas

bin really busy posting the first few versus tommorow for the competition ; )

Thanks mang, I appreciate it...

My words are like weapons you can pick out of a cupboard
Every little bit of solid ammunition, I just love it
The minute that I stick in a bullet and pop
You just gotta love the effect as I pull off the shot {*gunshot*}
But, in some cases, jumping the gun is too much
Especially when someone comes with the crudest rebuttal
Let’s take Canibus and Slim Shady, for example
Taking shots at each other from the craziest angles
Take the piss out of each other’s rap names in a battle
Just to make a name for themselves, the same tittle-tattle
And I really don’t understand what caused the feud in the first place
**** each other up in the worst way
People are like, “Damn, Can-I-Bus got slaughtered!
Shady just destroyed this ******* New Yorker!"
It's left everybody talking
Gossiping about some of it and made a big politic from it
What's beef? Beef is when rappers start a war
with each other, and before we know it, the ratchets discharge
The best way to explain it is corruptible, venal
Just goes to show these gangsters are the *CWAZIEST peoples*

* impersonating Lew Lehr, a famous late '30s comedian.

i gotcha playa

ill write tonight

@Illustrate
Man this internet got this kid thinking this **** is just an act,
Dude gonna rap like hes a shooter that claps, when this kid aint ever seen a mac,
Back to reality, you make a move for a strap and you getting slapped,
Like who the **** you fooling with scrap?
Tool getting snatched, like junior what you doing with that?
I mean is this what the 2013 gangster is like?
You little **** boy faggot type,
Magic Mike, hermaphrodite,
All this time I thought you were talking about guns when you said you would grab a pipe,
They say you ill but your **** aint tight.
Using Black star lines its safe to say you got you some beef
You aint writing new **** your just a lyric thief.
I mean you're life is so lame its amusin,
So you made the conclusion
Since you're mainly influenced by street **** its okay to say that you do it
But that aint you- Identity theft
Except the payments excluded,
Writing checks you can't back is how your credit and name getting ruined.

-DLC

************ don't come at ill actin like you Makin bomb threats
Your a little faggot son I bet you DOWN LOADS for the CONTENT
How you gonna say ills bites he comes original whenever he's writing a song
Talkin like your a badass the only Mac YOU seem is the one your typing this on
Homie nah you ain't my homie my homies actually rep this
Hip hop **** your name suits you cuz when it comes to lyrics anyone can get it